I guess that's why they call her Eva "Green" haha

I guess that's why they call her Eva "Green" haha

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Fuck her! The throne belongs to Viserys' TRUE heir!

based Yennefer.

her last name is pronounced Gr-ay-ne

Eva BLACKED

our gal

Imagine grabbing her from behind and holding a tit in one hand while flicking her bean with the other, as your throbbing cock rubs against her ass crack and you smell her nice, expensive shampoo

Why does she ruin herself with that mascara?

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I love this photo of her, but, hate to break it to ya, she's wearing make up here. Not a bunch, but still wearing make up

I love her both ways.

wtf she's irish?

More like Eva Getsnakedinallhermovies

Will I get to see her naked in Dumbo?

just IMAGINE her being your momgf

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I've done that with my fiance in the shower.

is your finance eva green? no? nobody cares

They could've made soooo many good castings for that shit. Fuck!

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have sex

I had dex with your finance last night.

>h-hey guys I finger my fiance
>no one cares
>h-have sex

her brow ridge is really unappealing

gay

she's ugly but sexy i want to marry her desu

I will literally fucking kill you if you ever call her ugly again.

M-mommy, can I hav milkies?

have sex

she's looking great, for a while she was looking a bit too spookly like the wall was closing in, I need to jerk off

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Why do people think she is hot? Shes not pretty at all.

Not him but she is ugly dude

someone say /ourgal/?

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I will fucking rape you

frig off hoser

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say that to my painting and statue of her bozo

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she gets hotter the more she turns into an old jewish hag

haha just think about it

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i have been poisoned by video games for all eternity so this is the type of humor my brain registers as humorous please end it all how can we let this suffering continue

ur not pretty at all ur ugle

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I have busted a disturbingly inordinate number of nuts to Eva. I am in desperate need of counseling.

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No. I will rape YOU.

her profile is classically beautiful, like a greek statue

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I mean, making art of ugly people can be seen as progressive I suppose

nice paintings user

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show the statue's milkers

Not enough boob to be a mommy gf

>Eva Green
>not enough boobs

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>Eva Green
>Ever Green
I never thought of that before.

The point still stands that she doesn't need all the mascara.

>Eva Green
>Evil Grin

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WTfuckingF???

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Did I stutter?
Not enough boob.

i accidentally dropped it taking it out of the oven. fucken thing was hot

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>put a jewess in an oven
fucking nazi

Good work.

Do you think she ever lurks in this board?
Do you think she’ll ever go out with us?

ere breh

post more paintable greens. I need shit to do for 2019

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here's some boob study

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Best mom

This is why I like Eva. She isn't a hollywood whore playing at being a prude, she shows off her naked body and I love it.

Probably not and not even if you paid her.

honestly she's kind of the archetypal woman to me. She's the best alive.

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EVERY PENNY OF IT

IS DREADFUL

Imagine knowing you are the sexiest woman on Earth.

she knows what her shit, her pits, and her crotch smells like on bad days

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>average looks
>average acting
>average personality

why are you so obsessed with her tv

they think it makes her more attainable...

it doesnt tho.

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I DONT KNOW!

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this thread is the perfect place to post this

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I hate almost every movie she's done but I think about her every day

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>you don't like big hair and big fat natty tits

what the hell is wrong with you boy

Imagine the smell

tits and do not include me about being obsessed

haha can you even imagine

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eww gross haha

Me on the right.

literally the first thing I'm doing if I ever get laid

Read a rumor she might be in a marvel movie. Please be true.

She'd be a very plausible secondary character in Doctor Doom, either Morgana le Fay or his mother who he saves from hell in a suit made of skin. The dude's stories go fucking crazy every time, it's nuts.

More of this set?

>300 pt2 at only 44%
Nobody respects RT user

Is she ok?

the blood looked stupid

I doubt marvel would agree to let her have a nude scene

did not.

it looked like it was from a willy wonka ps4 game

did too, stupid

your stupid faggot.
No but the point was more that RT scores are just really arbitrary and inconsistent. I mean you can definitelt pick at 300-2 but to give that a 44% and Black Panther still sitting at 97% as literally one of the most utterly shit movies ever made just tells you the chart of RT scores is basically meaningless.
No really, in 2019 you have no reason to be on that website. I think they even have the new Star Wars movies pretty high, it's just embarrasing for them.

fuck you

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I wanna take up residence between her mammary glands

I'll be jizzing on your home, fyi

I would swim through a torrent of freshly spewed baby gravy just to latch onto those swingin' Dixies

I just want to hug her and know what what her torso feels like and know what her body smells like I just want to bury my face in her pits does that make me gay?

Glad to hear that you don't mind because it's happening.

Based

Those aren't big boobs. Stop it.

holy shit
look at her waist
its probably not even shooped

>Womb 35%
RT can't appreciate quality mommykino

She's banging Tim Burton though

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very sexy would rape gently

>Kingdom of Heaven 39%
Even the theatrical cut is better than that.

Casino Royale is so overrated

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Rumor was Dr Strange 2

I saw a chunk of Peregrine's when my parents rented it. Should I watch it in full?

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Is this movie good, arousing, or just creepy?

boring

it's top tier honestly

>Why does she ruin herself with that mascara?
this was in in-depth discussion in one of the other Eva Green threads. Basically, she's insecure and likes being able to make people uncomfortable with weird battle raccoon eyemakeup on. It intimidates other women and throws men off guard. It also means you that unless she's actually a power cunt in a position of authority, she's just larping and so she' insecure and doing it for attention... which means you can probably fuck her.

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yes

Women aren't intimidated by mascara. They're intimidated by cut creases and insta brows. Her makeup just looks like normal Hollywood doesn't want features washed out by the camera makeup.

Not even close, it's pronounced Greh-enn.

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My white gf needs to look like this

literal goddess. a perfect woman

White girls omg

they're resentful of those things. jealousy and "slut shaming" is not the same thing as intimidation. Those things are also only on the Internet for 99% of women. I'm talking about why women rock 'coon eyes IRL and why guys get fooled by it IRL and in media. Women aren't intimidated by women on tv, but they do get jealous.

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Like a jew?

not to mention hair dye, though it suits her.

the fuck is this hair??????

She’s got a classic witch look to her. And witch’s are QT.

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it's the "Middle Aged Woman Who Smokes Lots of Weed, Drinks, and Just Got Into Micro-Dosing LSD" look.

have sex

You forgot to capitalize the H which I feel is extremely important for some reason.

The reason? You're an incel

>tfw have a ton of webms of her naked from Sin City 2
>tfw can't post them because i get banned

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>Sin City
Eva with user.

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On the contrary. Patrician taste.

Me on the left

God, I wish that was me.

>someone got paid to sniff and lick eva green
It's been a nice run lads

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Do you think she will ever do anus scenes?

she most likely does one every 1-2 days

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post the pics you came the most times to.

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>eat sweetheart

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Me on the right.

Kino photograph

Because it's harder to find movies of her where she's NOT nude.

M-m-mommy !?

>wake up
>based eva thread still alive

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I jerk off to Eva everyday

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Critics are usually exactly wrong, and they're true to form in that list.

>tfw no weird artsy introverted Jew gf

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Give sex

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I would eat her banana if you catch my drift

>she will never eat your banana
why life

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she has sex with boys

Pretty accurate

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imagine eva being your mommy dom where she is hyper abusive and controlling but is hyper caring and loving right when you cant take anymore abuse to keep you under her thumb

she needs to show her brapper more

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Can you imagine the number of French dicks she's taken?

Source?