You’re going to see it

>people won't watch TWO uncanny cgi video game mascot movies, we can't just rip off the pikachu thing for a quick buck
>okay but what if there were a group of extremely autistic people willing to watch an uncanny cgi video game mascot movie, but won't watch a pikachu movie due to massive fantard butthurt
>... go on

Absolutely, it's going to be fucking ridiculous and Jim Carrey is probably gonna be so off his rocker it's transcendental.

marketing people live in an alternate reality from the rest of us, it's a reality where communicating on rectangles has been normal for decades and so they've elevated it to an artform by including increasingly feverish gibberish and psychedelic imagery.

Why does everything have to be realistic now? Why can't they just make an animated movie?

No I'm not, I don't watch trash... now fuck off.

>it's a Eggman draws childish sonic pictures on his twitter account to show the world how terrible sonic really is

No, I'm not. I don't even like Sonic.

Test

Nope, I haven't seen a film in two years

Wheres the cake, Eggman?

Definitely not in theaters. Whether I see it when it comes out on home video depends on whether it's a complete trainwreck or just the boring kind of bad.

Of course I'm gonna go see this glorious trainwreck

Oh god yes, I'm seeing this opening night, Sonic the Hedgehog brings me so much joy to my life, and it's so funny to me that there's children that grew up on him instead of Mario, and to this day think that Sonic is a good thing that exists. Watching footage of Sonic games can make me chuckle and just the posters of this movie has made me laugh myself to tiers.

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i'm fucking stupid enough, thanks.

It's right there.

Carrey kino is back on the menu

So it's a haunch back autistic kid suffering from hypertrichosis?

And when you do you'll shit bricks

No, im not, just like I didnt see The Last Jedi, Us, Captain Marvel, Aquaman, Alita: Battle Angel, Black Panther, The Avengers (either one), Solo, A Star is Born, Venom, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, the Halloween remake, Bohemian Rhapsody, Wonder Woman, Thor, Captain Marvel, Shazam or any other made for retards bright colors, cheap quips, CGI, low brow capeshit, kiddie tier bullshit. If you watched more than three of these films in theaters you are officially a fucking moron.

It just makes me laugh but also angry that roasties can make money doing this shit

I unironically will.
Fuck episode 9.

Take OG avengers off your list so I won’t be a moron, please. That’s what puts me up to three.

I watched venom because Spider-Man is my favorite comic book hero.

I got dragged to go to the last Jedi two weeks after the opening, huge mistake.

Sega makes more than enough money every year from games and merch.
It’s paramount that’s in the shitter.

Sega has been performing very poorly for quite some time now.

Persona 5 sold 70 trillion units and a new one is coming out soon.

every company on the planet has been performing very poorly for quite some time now

Is the big tiddy bat gonna be in?

yes, and the numbers don't lie, they're in the red

fukeiki.com/2019/02/sega-sammy-2019-loss.html

It’s over.
Sega is finished.

it's a trend, Sega reported a more then 90% decrease in profit last year.

Fuck no. Maybe an ad for it will come up on tv a couple times. Other than that, FUCK. NO.

I've only seen two of those movies, the two Avengers movies my friends insisted on me seeing with them.