Just marathoned Velvet Buzzsaw. What did I think of it?

bangs hide her forehead

It should have been campier. It's basically just Final Destination but with rich assholes instead of teenagers. In trying to be artsy they forgot the gore and fun though. Coco stood out as an enjoyable character because she was the only one with a bit of humor written into her.

This. Still solid but nothing can compete with how immersive that was plus Jake's best role

Her forehead is fine, bangs just look good on her.

so cute

I was really fucking high watching this the only thing I hated was Jake Gillenhall's weird fucking alita eyes

what

I was tripping pretty hard and ate way too much edibles.

The guy with glasses dying was dumb. The girl's velvet buzzsaw tattoo killing her was dumb. Malkovich's character was dumb. And I still don't understand why the movie was called Velvet Buzzsaw

>And I still don't understand why the movie was called Velvet Buzzsaw
idk it's an odd name that would catch someone's attention

This movie was total garbage

What a fucking awful post

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it was a satirical movie after all. and i didn't pay too much attention so i can't tell you exactly why, but for some reason art was suddenly deadly for those people. that's why she threw out all of her art, not thinking that her tattoo might also be art. and so her tattoo killed her.

didn't like the movie at all, except natalia

anyone notice that all the white people got killed by fancy art shit, and the only black woman was killed by streetart? rude

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I thought they were going to go the plot route where these art pieces either make the girl who finds them and anyone exposed to them long term go insane and turn into psychopathic murderers, or the art itself would be used as a red herring for someone who was actually just murdering these horrible horrible people. In the end it wasn't nearly clever enough to realize those basic possibilities. The art is magical and is killing people. Who is it killing? Oh, just some of the most insufferable people you've ever seen in your entire life. The entire boring film I was hoping that every character would be killed in some horrific way, and maybe I've become desensitized at this point, but I was pretty disappointed with the actual kills/violence. They were sort of mundane/ordinary. The only one I got a chuckle at was the woman killed by that sphere thing where everyone thought her bloody dead corpse was part of the exhibit.

I'd give it a 5/10, would not recommend to anyone.

Atrocious film

>And I still don't understand why the movie was called Velvet Buzzsaw

She literally explains in the movie that it was her band's name in the 80's. She says the name had no meaning and they just chose it because it sounded cool.
The character has a "Velvet Buzzsaw" tattoo that kills her, but from the writer's perspective it could have been a tattoo of anything. The writer just chose it because it sounded cool.

>tactile art
>fancy
nigga that's the corniest shit you could do.

The reason it’s called velvet buzzsaw is because the movie is all about exploiting art for money and profit instead of doing it because it’s your passion or you enjoy it.

The art lady says that she was in the band velvet buzzsaw, which was the last time she actually did art/music for the sake of it rather than money

It was awful. You could tell Jake was doing everything he could with his campus performance to try and save it but everyone else was horribly miscast and it was all over the place

This movie is a cringe trainwreck. No amount of mental gymnastics can justify it's shittiness.

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this running gag and Jake's acting were the only good parts of the movie. Wasted concept and cast. Really fucking boring and unimaginative.

It really doesn't make any fucking sense that she gets killer by her tattoo.

Kek

rjhe

interesting approach to comedy.

It was kind of medicore but coco was cute.