Will it fail?

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hollywood deserves to fail if these are the types of movies they're willing to create

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yes

The Lego movie was surprisingly good so I can actually see Hollywood pulling this off

>Minecraft: The Movie is the final film worked on by Jill Messick, who died of suicide during production, aged 50.
It made someone anhero

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>Warner Bros
It will be kino

can't wait for notch to shit all over it

I was interested when Mac was making it

>the Minecraft movie will tell the story of “a teenage girl and her unlikely group of adventurers who, after the malevolent Ender Dragon sets out on a path of destruction, must save their beautiful, blocky Overworld.”
trash

>Hey Steve! I'm Hequariza, the ebonics talkin' black sheep, I'm joining you on your adventure!
>AYY WHATSSA MATTA OVA HERE? I'MMMA MEAN BULLY WHITE MASCULINE GUY, THE CREEPER! AYYY I HATE LITTLE BLACK SHEEP LIKE YOU! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! I WILL REPORT BACK TO MY MASTER, CRUMPF! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT HIM!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
>Ayo esse we gotta stop deeese man holmes
>I agree Steve, yo yo yo! Ready for a dope dipitty dope adventure?
>Si my amigo! Let me grab my pink nail polish esse! A xir's gotta look good when punching a Creepzi!

>teenage girl

The only thing I know about Minecraft 'lore' is that the guy you play is Steve. Who's this chick?

Weird. Should be a guy mining and building. Like those youtube mudhut builders

>Minecraft icon is Steve
>Main character for the movie isn’t him, instead its gonna be yet another strong independent wymyn

I was in an early focus group for this movie and I kept telling them to make it PG-13 or R.
I was also very clear with the coordinator that I don't play minecraft, I don't know anything about minecraft, and I am not interested in minecraft, but he said it was fine and I would still get to participate and have the free lunch.

just petty dying losing establishment trying to rub their poop on the bible as they gargle to death, as one epic act of final resistance
mad Notch??? we're peeeing on your thingy huhuhuhuh u mad white male???

Why tho?

Oh wow, I love lunch. What was it?

how do you make a film about minecraft? HOW? it's not that childish storymode thing that isn't minecraft is it? that's not what it is to people, really, this concept is like making a film around flight simulator, it just hasn't got a narrative to build upon, that's the whole point of the game really

Hollywood ran out of ideas.

sandwich box from jason's deli

mac turn always sunny into a faggot vanity project to please some warner ties and it was all to fail.

SO. FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL.

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I'm surprised more people working for WB don't off themselves

did she respawn in her bed, or was it obscured and she ended up back at the spawn point?

>we're peeeing on your thingy huhuhuhuh u mad white male???

he can't hear you from way atop the huge pile of money he sleeps on every night.

i remember the thread where someone recognized that one of those thots did horse porn

There’s already like 50 Minecraft novels with that same premise

Yes wtf

Incredible. A movie based on a game that is so open ended there's no wrong way to play it and they find the single most boring, trite story to tell.

Better story would be some 50-something who has no idea what the fuck is going on dropped into a MP server, getting griefed by shithead kids, learning to punch trees, then ruling a mountain stronghold from a throne of wither skulls.

that's basically the plot of Conan the Barbarian

they literally should have just made Othello in Minecraft aesthetics and see if anyone noticed

WTF? thats like making a movie about legos... oh wait.

Please no, all the 12 year olds have finally stopped playing and I can say nigger on most servers