STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm getting a down syndrome Jar Jar vibe bros
I hope so, after JJ & Rian, I fucking miss Jar Jar.
Another one?
>someone added "Star Wars" to the bottom
fucking kek this keeps getting better
>x-wings
>again
>y wings
>again
seriously fuck them
It's because niggas complained about the bombers from TLJ, so instead of making new bombers that are a logical progression from the Y-Wings, they just painted RotJ Y-Wings a different shade of yellow.
Wtf this can’t be real. Look at that thing by Rey. This can’t be the actual poster.
I FRICKIN LOVE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
You niggers are gonna be singing this movie's praises when it comes out later this year and the box office blows tlj out if the park, I'm pretty much going to stake real money on it reaching at the very least 1.4 billion
Fuck this series. Its been.FUBAR
jesus christ....
>implying this is the last Nuwars movie
user, i...
>box office success = good
Where the hell does this logic come from?
John Boyega's been in the past two films.
Lol
No but seriously that alien made it in?
kek
>y-wings again
>it's still rebellion non-armored variant
Fucking jew jew
You are talking to a bunch that measures economic success with cinematic quality
Yea Forums, the most powerful force in movies, is boycotting it the numbers are gonna tank below 500mil it's game over for Disney, you mess the bull you get the fucking horns son.
To me it is. Can't speak for you. I know you all.like being told how to think and act
what the fuck is this from
God it looks so fuckin shit
The knights of Ren look somewhat interesting. But every single protagonist looks like shit, aside from Chewbacca which has been dragged out for 10 movies now.
Also, why does C3PO have a gun?
Like they tanked Captain Marvel? Hahaha
My sides
OH NONONONO
it looks uninspiring
Almost everyone looks in the same direction
Token Diversity character? No surprises here. How high is the chance that she will be the love interest of Finn?
So we finally get to see what the hell the Knights of Ren are? That's nice.
But it's way too late to save the trilogy. Not that I think anyone at Lucasfilm is capable of getting anywhere close to that, though.
Reminder that Billy Dee Williams is coming back to play Lando Calrissian in this movie.
IS this really legitimate?
Source?
Ohnonononono lads
>implying a proud female PoC needs a man
Problematic
the black clothes make their arms look longer than normal (or did you edit the pic?)
I wonder how they will kill him off.
The doof ass looking alien in the corner looks literally like Freddy Freaker
>Lando
Please no...
Getting one last paycheck to leave to his family. Good on him.
>
>Token Diversity character? No surprises here. How high is the chance that she will be the love interest of Finn?
Confidence is high.
Hey you guys remember that Game of Thrones lady who was supposed to be the next Boba Fett?
But what about Rose?! We can't forget about her!
Rey should run around the galaxy naked
>
>But what about Rose?! We can't forget about her!
I'm trying to
He's black so he's the only character from the OT that they won't ruin.
Look on youtube, the real suicide squad or something along those lines
She died on the way back to her home planet.
>foreshadowing Kylo cutting his own hand off to become like Vader
Bravo JJ, you hack.
That's incredibly awkward to look at.
Hope Rey dies at the ending and Finn gets the proper character development he needs.
Have Lando or Poe save the Resistance.
The child rapist from Sin City?
She'd definitely feel a lot better in her birthday suit
>that they won't ruin
Wait till we get to meet his boyfriend
>still wearing shitty clothing from jakku
I swear it's like people in los Angeles have never actually traveled somewhere in a non-tourist capacity.
>Billy Dee Williams not even on
on the poster
This thing is
>C3P0 packing a massive bowcaster
Maybe JJ will switch things up and have Kylo Ren chopping of his LEFT hand.
More likely Rey becomes the new Jedi Master and trains future generations of jedi, while she makes a statement about how she won't fail like Luke did.
Tell me Yea Forums, if Rey died, would that make Episode 9 good?
lol
will we get more of this kino?
Would be hot seeing her nude
>the most powerful force in movies
They really are. If you can get them against a movie you're guaranteed success at the box office
This is now a KotOR thread
Reminder that we're getting a trailer for Episode 9 in just a little over two weeks from now, during Star Wars Celebration.
>Rey is literally just wearing her Jakku costume but died white
????
Why is Ren holding his lightsaber in such a way that the slightest movement will sever his wrist?
*dyed
she got it cleaned for the first time in a decade
Ahhhhhhhhhh wake me up
Best post all day
If this poster is a sign of things to come than I am far beyond fucking disappointed.
If looks could kill, this Target poster would murder me.
After being on a desert planet for so long, she probably does want to slip into her birthday suit
He wants to be like grandfather.
Lmao you're probably spot on. I can see them doing that as a gag. But it's kinda weird that she wouldn't want to try some different clothes after wearing those for years
>Star Wars Celebration
What’s left to celebrate after TLJ?
hey look the knights of ren are finally going to be in the movie
seeing her tits and belly button would make the film more watchable
Is there going to be a scene where Lando talks to his sex bot on the falcon?
Black girl= Finn's long lost sister (he was kidnapped by first order)
Masked girl = ???
Maybe Hand and Leia had a secret daughter and it's not Rey
I KNOW WHO THAT IS!
I CLAPPED
They didn't had the balls to keep Rose. Topkek.
Huh, I genuinely forgot about her.
They're going to kill Lando aren't they
Kek
You mean after the previous movie established he was finally done trying to LARP as his grandfather, even smashing his mask to cement the point?
What the fuck is JJ doing?
This desu
This isn't the official poster, but marketing for the toyline. You can bet Lando and fat Asian will be on the actual poster
what if this is a subtle drumpf reference?
Can't be angry at Bill for that.
Rey running around butt naked would be sexy af
and lose a chance to push more race mixing propaganda? nah.
It’s clearly a hi I’m an Eric Drumpf
heh
Zorii looks straight out of AOTC
It's Lando's daughter. that is confirmed
Are you guys ready for a space wakanda afrofuturism planet to save the day, because of their advanced technology.
But also having been oppressed despite that.
Black Panther rip-off confirmed.
I’m pretty sure most black people don’t like Star Wars for what purpose are they doing this
>Di$ney loves to crow about how 'diverse' and 'progressive' they are.
>Too fucking scared to have the black man kiss the white girl.
Yea really. Did they all use pepper spray for deodorant?
spite
would be kinky seeing Rey in the buff
He kissed the fat Asian though
Cant have KKs self insert be degraded like that.
Based poochie poster
He was kissed BY the fat asian.
And it was forced as shit.
Ha ha ha imagine the smell of her undergarments haha so gross
Yeah true. How was that shit not sexual assault come to think of it?
Might be why she isn't in episode 9.
I WUNER IFF THIS WONS GOTT CHUBACKA IN IT
I LUFF CHUBACKA
The Resistance takes sexual assault very seriously!
Two minorities kissing doesn't count
>Star Wars is steeped in Western myth/mythology
>new movies are filled with shitskins
YO I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
I wish Rey wasn't in it either. It might make it a better movie
Not even including the kiss, everything about this part, starting from when she turns back to knock him out of the way is the worst scene in any Star Wars movie
>C3-PO with a massive gun
oh fuck off
>Lando's been wearing the same clothes for 40 years
Lukes bullshit protection takes that dishonor
The whole series is a big homage to kurosawa especially seven samurai. You big dumb idiot.
Being a hack.
Why do people care about star wars posters when they are all the same? Just characters from the movie positioned in random places. Whatever?
No one wants to see that Finncel.
Everything about her character was terrible. In all her scenes, especially the significant ones, she was either a hypocrite or a moron.
I can understand why even the people at LucasFilm wouldn't want to have her in the next movie.
That image is literally more kino than anything Disney has done.
Jar Jar 2
>Star Wars is steeped in Japanese mythology
>new movies are filled with shitskins
Eh, they had blacks and asians in Empire (and the first homosexual force user in The Phantom Menace). The real problem is they've abandoned the Arthurian Romance feel of the originals and are deconstructing the 'problematic' elements of the original.
its not a poster its a marketing reference for toys
I cant wait for all the incel tears
Absolute kino of the highest degree.
I can't wait to see all the angry tears and headlines about ruining the strong female character and abuse when the movies do what was obvious from the start and get those two together.
pic looks good
movie will be shit
yayayayayayyaa!!!!
Don't give a shit about shipping, it's just that it looked like it was setting up a cute moment like Leia's kiss in ep IV (y'know, for luck) with Finn trying to impress Rey and all the other stuff, only to end with an awkward hug at Starkiller base? I bet there was some problem glasses at Lucas film complaining about how women are always the love interest and why can't they just be friends? .
So they re-introduced the Knights of Ren? Jian Johnson said they were non-canon
If only the Lucas story group put this amount of thought into their writing...
C3po with a gun...
>Is that a protocol droid?
>He's got a blaster!
>BLAM BLAM!
Who the fuck cares anymore?
Creepio is gonna kick some ass.
Not many.
And that's pretty sad.
>No Rose
>B-Wings and A-Wings
>Knights of Ren
>Minimal Finn
d...did JJ listen to us?
Been done before
Han Singular, show them your power!!
if anything hasnt confirmed to you guys yet that the ST is kotor i dont know what i can tell you anymore
Now we just need 3CP0 calling people meatbags while begging for permission to kill everyone.
>this Finncel delusion
He was never the male lead or love interest. Rey has a romance so there's not problem with it, it's just not with the fat ugly manlet.
Anti-Reylos have already been saying that for years, no one gives a fuck kek
>Knights of Ren look just like their concept art
sweet, can't wait to see how they waste them
>no Luke, Leia or Lando
Do they want this to bomb?
What the fuck is wrong with this niggers frame/skeleton? Why is his head so huge for his tiny little body and little shoulders? God dammit I want to beat him to death for some reason. Just his physical appearance triggers me into an autistic rage.
im so glad that dune is going to finally murder this franchise
Where are their lightsabers? Weren't they Luke's students?
ITS BLUMF
Yeah they were Luke's students but for whatever reason Kylo is the only one who used a lightsaber, I guess. Seems dumb but that's the way it is. Leaks say they use "medieval looking weapons" with some tech flare to them.
They really should just have fucking lightsabers
If I had to guess, there is probably some rule they're using in the ST to "not have too many lightsabers" so they stay "special"
The guy was 6 when ESB released. How the fuck would he know.
>If I had to guess, there is probably some rule they're using in the ST to "not have too many lightsabers" so they stay "special"
But Force powers for everyone is okay?
>blasters and night sticks
What? Why wouldn’t they use lightsabers?
>In a better world
>Rose sees her BBC hubby charging headfirst into a death star tech(tm) battering ram
>Screams at Finn for being so reckless and charges in after him
>Rather than knocking his fucking craft out or telling him not to die, she instead tells him "You're not doing this alone. We can accomplish anything if we work together!"
>They work together, and fire a shot at some part of the battering ram, damaging a crucial battery or some shit and temporarily causing it to wig out
>As they sweep past the AT-AT's, their shoddy garbage ships collapse and they crash relatively close to each other
>"We're not going to get through this by dying to kill, but by living to protect"
>Cute interracial kiss, Finn helps her chubby frame up, and they run off screen
>Fast-forward
>Finn spots the crystal lynxes from outside of the fort and chases after them
>The rebels, still safe and intact, chase after him
>They find their way out the back, where Rey is lifting a rock
>Roll credits
Why did he shill for TFA?
toys probably, is that guy on the left using a water tank as a weapon?
Western mythology is copied from the Middle East anyway.
I wish the x-wings in the Sequels were more distinct. There was a clear path of progression for the ship's various incarnations in the prequel era, it would have been cool to see what 30 years could have brought to the table.
The early concept designs were a bit more out-there, I guess
This is what pepes look like on the intergalactic communications net
Still dumb but at least now it’s just normal blockbuster dumb rather than rian johnson dumb. I’d be okay with this.
Everyone knows.
5 years ago, the idea of a new star wars series was so fucking exciting. Just thinking about all the possibilities for the franchise was exhilarating. Now here I sit, the alleged conclusion to a Trilogy with no interest at all.
Is this what the mouse wanted?
Not SW, this is LARPing
>The Solo men cucking nice guys in every generation
POTTERY
looks like a poster for the previous movie. they really have no ideas left do they
Not a bad redesign, but honestly they should have done something more drastic for the nose and cockpit. At the end of the day, this design just looks like a regular old xwing with new wings glued onto the back. A simple change of the sculpting to the noise and even the cockpit could really affect the ship's profile, making it feel more distinct.
Pretty sure it's a retcon.
There were interviews suggesting the KoR existed before Kylo joined them around TFA. It's just fan speculation that they are the students Ben took with him after TLJ. If it is them, then it probably wasn't planned from the beginning.
Or maybe the students Ben took with him all died in battles, so the original non Force sensitives are the only ones left.
Rian's in the movie?
Didn't the mouse originally want Star Wars cause they wanted to get the boys market?
Much much better than what the movie did.
>they wanted to get the boys market
>KK then tries to turn SW into a girl thing
kek
Luke got Mara Jade in the end, the best girl in SW.
Yes Rey should totally walk around buck naked
>ironic.gif
Mara Jade is a bigger mary sue than Rey
She doesn't exist anymore, though.
Now Luke's just a lonely hobo and died as such.
Zorii vas Millenium Falcon
user the third movie hasn't even come out yet, we don't know what shit they'll pull this time.
>Now Luke's just a lonely hobo and died as such
Except for that one time he and Leia got really drunk on Blue Milk, and she went down on him.
you know Sheev had her first
You're right, there is still room for them to push Rey above Mara as queen of the sues.
Never read the EU. How so? A lot of SW fans seem to like her.
based
best companion
She lost to the dick. So far Rey hasn't had that happen
He's just protecting. She was trained to be a sith assassin and a duelist, so she could hold her own against Luke reasonably in the setting.
She also still lost to luke hard enough that he marries her, which doesn't scream Sue to me
Yes it has.
Not yet but I'd bet good money IX is going to end with either
>Rey and Kylo hooking up
>Rey pulling some "becoming one with the force" shit so it's literally female
I love how Snoke told Rey he used Kylo as bait and she took it.
Girl chased that dick all across the galaxy and would've died if he hadn't saved her.
I've never read the EU either, but you can read about her on wikis.
>The Emperor's personal assassin
>later, joins smugglers and quickly becomes second-in-command
>was even expected to take over the organization entirely
>is a good pilot, mechanic, hand-to-hand fighter and ranged fighter
they breakin' half a bil, 1b, 1.5b, 2b?
what kind of numbers thay pullin in for this heap?
This can't be the final poster. It's simply impossible.
>hmm, we need another minority character because we don't have enough yet
>better cast a brown (not even fully black) african-american woman with an afro! Surely we never had that before!
Why is it ALWAYS african-americans? This shit isn't diversity at all
>Also, why does C3PO have a gun?
THANK you! I was about to post this same thing. Why the fuck does Threepio have Chewie's gun?
I hope this means we get a kino fight to make up for the disaster that was the Royal Guards. I want to see some good fighting for once.
In her defence she was an extremely gifted force user with years of training by the emperor and all his other lackeys.
As opposed to being a kid with sand up her vag.
>an extremely gifted force user
Like Rey..?
>years of training
Alright, that alone makes her significantly better than Rey.
>Iunderstoodthatreference.jpg
>No Rose
What the fuck? Why would you not want more Rose?
>are you threatening master Luke?
>oh dear, i think i have to disable my self-restraint module
>REEEEEEEEE
Watch the prequels, newfag.
is this fan made?
Based, hopefully it triggers more /pol/cucks
You mean the comic scene where Threepio gets fused with a battle droid and its played for laughs how ridiculously shit he is at combat? Yes I'm sure that's exactly what we can expect with him toting a bowcaster in the poster.
i wish the knights of ren were some overseeing terror of films that scares the shit out of the rebels and the empire. They would be the boba fett/darth mauls of the sequels.
You'd be naive to expect anything else.
>not a single white male
I love diversity, where 1 white male is too much.
I don't care about a single character on that poster.
Yep, nudist Rey is the only way I'll see IX in theaters.
That's not C3po.
Publisher's summaryEdit
In a deadly case of mistaken identity, See-Threepio and Artoo-Detoo become entangled in an illegal operation on the Hosk moon, and are forced to enter a droid battle arena.
No one wants more Rose.
Watch as this movie makes 1 billion and breaks Yea Forums again. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong? That is not me saying star wars is good by the way, it's capeshit for women and disgusting manbabies
I think they were marketing the TFA as being OT heavy to bring in core audiences. The designs and choices reinforce this. Especially the commercials
the only one i care about is c3po with a gun, but only if he has the gun the entire movie or whenever he doesn't have the gun he asks "where is my gun?"
>STAH WAAAAHHHHS
Yikes.
My work here is done!
Get back to drawing Cyberfrog Ethan!
Based and very redpilled
>A videogame
cringe
It's nu-Jabba. The movie might not be a direct ripoff of RotJ but they'll sure as fuck incorporate elements for reasons of nostalgia/incompetence.
Scraping the bottom of the nostalgia barrel at this point.
why is rey at the top of the poster like she has fucking done something, like she is a central character to a story or something. shrink her to the size of the other duds.
There are a lot of POC on that iimage
Galaxy's Edge sounds pretty neat.
He's just shitposting; she spends her entire introductionary book being outplayed and angry about it.
Niggers seriously need to fuck off with their Dragon Ball Z obsession. Spics too.
rey's arms are just ghastly and JJ always has them out and proud. what is this guy's fucking problem?
My goodness the costumes look like shit.
It will be as shit as the other Disney trash.
VERY fast annie driving at incredibly hihg speeds
Larger image if Zorii
Compare Zorii to Zam
You heard it here first, Shape changer spy theory
Making Star wars will call it his exclusive leak tomorrow
It is not a terrible idea, so that alone, seemingly, makes it less likely to happen.
The red storm troopers are supposed to be a personal unit of rens can we call them the Renplacments
shopping off the Zam rack
i bet it;s a vibro pimp cane
I hope at the climax of the film one of them takes off his helmet to reveal Boba Fett’s helmet, guns down Rey and Kylo Ren both, and goes to collect his payment from a jilted Finn. Roll credits.
el monstruo de las americas...
lmao
what "western mythology" does SW derive inspiration from anyway lmao.
That's all niggers in prison watched on TV. That and basketball.
Because of feminism.
He uses it once. His role in the movie is to lead everyone to the fact that Kylo is some kind of chosen savior. Oh and btw Kylo dies in the end.
Where is /ourguy/ Hux?
LITERALY ZUKO
Yikes
Finncel pls go
Kylo is front and center, Rey is in the back.
>space music stops
oh nooooo i clicked on it again
I still like Poe.
Raza where you at?
Someone shoop Rey holdin condom here.
where is Rose? she was so POWERFUL and BRAVE
this image is so 1999 somehow. I'm somehow made to think of the Matrix. Was the prequels shot in Sydney? it just looks grey but somehow i'm seeing fox studios in sydney
china didnt like her
but china didn't like finn either
china and vietnam don't get along too well
It's not Wakand obviously, it's the new Ewook planet, and they are clearly primitives, they have bowcasters instead of blasters, they ride fucking horses instead of speeders and they are black. Pretty sure JJ sees blacks as wild animals, see how he wrote and direct Finn. Plus that masked woman is Kerri Russel a white girl that is probably organizinb the rebellion on that nigger planet. There will be a bike chase in the forest and they'll have to destroy the FO planet. It won't be a death star but it will be just the same.
>mfw they kill off Lando too
all must be sacrificed to the altar of mary sue
Seriously who cares? All the other OT characters are dead. Having Lando survive alone is hella stupid. Imagine being 2012, you have all the OT cast alive and they're all willing to play in the sequels. You put them separately in each movie and kill them to make sure they never meet eachother. But that's okay, now you have Rey, Finn, Poe and Rose to look forward to!
>race mixing
you mean what humans have been doing ever since they became a species?
seethe more cuck
Rose let herself go
Is... is this picture shooped?
WHY COULDNT THEY LEAVE LANDO OUT OF THIS MESS. WHY
Nope. sleep well tonight user
Angery pupper is angery
They may just emasculate Lando, killing a black goes against social justice. Prob has a sassy daughter to put him in his place
>Renplacments
So stupid it could be true
why isn't leia on the poster bros?
Ugly things are considered good, under the laws of social justice
Just when I thought they couldn't top pink hair woman they pull this one out of the bag.
Apoligize
Jej
didn't they already say the afro is his daughter
>makes 1 billion
That would be considered a legitimate disaster, considering its Star Wars. A success would be 2 billion, you know, like TFA.
But what about Rey vs Kylo?
Again? For the third time?
>Still no title
violently genocide eachother in the struggle for genetic supremacy?
It will be cringe.
What do you call that stance?
Not sure, i get 100% of my info from here.
If so, you can imagine the route they will go. It wont be a loving relationship built upon mutual respect and discipline.
He'll be a bumbling oaf, and she'll be sassy, large and in charge. Its a trope at this point
>he doesn't know the power stance
i find it funny that the only thing they maintained between VII and VIII was copying the change in color of luke's clothes accross the trilogy, and they fucked it up for IX
2nd time technically
they didn't really fight in TLJ
>"I am C-D3DP3PL. Human-Reaper relations."
Boyega's shirt is kino asf
>dat nigga in tha trashcan like oscar the grouch
George I never hated your work, so why am I suffering too
These guys look retarded. Just random shit all over their bodies. And that ''Oh we're so tough'' pose, jfc.
IS THIS A
Its probably a droid. They reminds me of Akatsuki team from Naruto.
kek
Hahahaha
So the storm troopers aside from bad aim now also become red shirts?
>cute interracial kiss
>cute
>when both of them are the worst of their respective races they could find
For what? Ruining the series with retarded special editions and crappy PT and then selling it to Disney?