Okay so it's like the episode where Bill Shatner sees the gremlin on the wing

>okay so it's like the episode where Bill Shatner sees the gremlin on the wing
>but instead of being a gremlin it's a white dude who hates black people but wants to be one
>where does the gremlin come in?
>it doesn't
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WHAT IF YA MUM WAS A WHITE GUY

Think I can get a role, Mr. Peele? I know I'm half white so it doesn't have to be the lead or anything, just a role I need the work man. Got alimony payments to keep up. Hey, remember when we used to be on TV together? Haha, that was pretty cool man. It would be kinda cool if we could do that again sometime haha. It's Key, by the way.

I liked the other anons idea where a muslim sees the gremlin and it terrified that he'll be arrested for terrorism for warning people. I mean, it would be shit, but at least well done shit.

Remember when John Landis did a Twillight Zone lecturing about racism and decapitated Vic Morrow and two Vietnamese children?

Good times.

Max knew this

His racist-ass Twilight Zone is going to be insufferable.

Only Max has seen the salvaged and complete episode.

>Ok get this so there's a horribly ugly guy. You never see his face to the end.
>He meets another ugly women.
>Society outcasts them and sends them to a camp with other people to look like them.
>It pans out and they're whitoids and all the authorities and doctors are black
>Also maybe the white people are forced to pick cotton

>ok so like it’s the boy and the cornfield episode and he’s still white but it’s a cotton field and he only sends black people

>WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>I WASTED YEARS SHITPOSTIN ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE TAKING MY STUFF WHILE TELLING THEM, via shitposting on a shitty imageboard, TO MAKE THEIR OWN
>AND NOW THEY ARE DOING JUST THAT!
>WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jordan Peele bad!

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Is Jordan Peele repeating this episode?

>Don't you DARE make fun of this proud nubian legend! He is sacred and off limits!
Maybe resetera's more your speed if you can't take critique and jokes.

>>make their own.
Pretty sure Rod Serling might have something to say about that.

He'll kill the white people on purpose and win an Emmy for it.

I can't wait for the episode where a burly black guy gets constantly catcalled by busty white women until he breaks down and kills himself from the harassment

>>So like a white guy wants to watch a movie, but's it's nothing but movies about black people.

>a home security commercial with black robbers? perhaps.. but only in THE TWILIGHT ZONE

>Check it out. So it's an episode about a brotha who loves him some big booty bitches magazines, but his boss is always getting in his way telling him hes gotta work. Can't let a man bust a nut. So one day everyone's dead. Everyone but him. Finally he has all the time in the world to enjoy those fat asses.... but there's a catch... he gets ED. Also a white guy beats him up in the beginning of the episode or whatever and then we see his mangled corpse in the background.

Wow. Based and John Landis pilled.

>Okay so Living Doll, but the doll is black and the dad hates it because its black
>GENIUS

I honestly don't think he's capable of doing anything that doesn't have some sort of anti-white message in it. It's been the core of nearly everything he's done. It's a running theme like Terrentino and feet.
and I wouldn't have it any other way, it's long overdue

There is no due date for anti-whiteness. White, Western civilisation is the greatest thing that happened to planet earth.

Don't stop them. Indeed they can't stop. Encourage it, prod them on their way. The only way out is through. Trump was a mistake, things have to get worse fast.

>making their own
>reboot an extremely-well known show that's been rebooted 2 times before

Right.

WUT IF WHYTE PEOPLE WHERE REYSEST?

OI, WUT IF YOU HAD GHOSTBUSTERS WITH RACIST WHITE PEOPLE, BUT THERE WERE NO GHOSTBUSTERS OR GHOSTS AT ALL? SICK, AINIT?

>It's "The Obsolete Man", but at the end the librarian (a black man) walks into the library and sees there are only books written by white men, not a single one written by a brotha or any minority. So he effectively has nothing to read. He doesn't even wear glasses.

nah the twist is that he cant read

>white being comes from another dimension to wakanda
>promises his species is peaceful and only want to help them as they are more advanced
>in reality they board the kangs onto spaceships in order to eat them and take their skin to become black themselves

OI, WUT IF YE CREDITCARD WERE REYCIST? FOKKEN MENTAL, IN IT?

okay, so like, it's the dentist, but, but, it fixes yo black features with whitening agent, but not every1 can stop looken like a real nigga you feel me? so dey sent to a special place fo niggas that can't be made "normal" by society, because normal's like in the eye of the beholder you get me fa.m?

WHAT IF WHITE MEN ALL DIED AND THE WORLD BECAME A PARADISE OF BLACK MEN AND WHITE WOMEN, LET'S EXPLORE THAT FOR THE NEXT 47 MINUTES, SHALL WE?

Us didn't seem like an overtly racial film to me. It was more about divisiveness overall, regardless of traits

BLACK MAN BAD

So if Black Mirror is black men with white women, will The Twilight Zone be black men getting cucked by whites?

Look who's talking, you demanded inclusion and diversity in white directed films.

Nice damage control, faggot.

He should just buy the rights to Jussie's story and cast Jussie as himself

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unrealistic and crazy enough for an actual episode