Don’t just stare at it, eat it

I'd check HER dubs.
youtube.com/watch?v=RWc8V-iKJ7s

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Don't just stare at it. Check it

I imagine 500 bucks will do the trick

Looks like you missed your reservation at Dubsia

was he talking about her pusy or butt whole

Maybe in Asia.

If the price is right, sure. Personally, I'm looking for some escort that isn't weirded out by diaperplay.

>bend over so she can see your asshole
Pusy i think

Ask for a GFE.

Why didn't he eat it? I would have.

I saw on the news there was a place that had professional “cuddlers”. I think it was in Seattle.

man I wish I could have lived as a white guy with money in pre-AIDS america.

A: 10/10
V: 9/10

>pre-AIDS america
American Psycho was set in the late 80s, what are you talking about?

It's only smellz

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Sabrina was hot. The other girl? eh. Would eat it though

I know, I'm just saying in general. wasn't talking about the movie or its character.

nice

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>tfw

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I once paid 2 whores for a threesome i was tired about 8 minutes into the ordeal the rest of the time i sat there with a limp penis, they didnt want to eat each others ass and i remembered this movie

enjoy living in 1965. thank those fucking Haitians btw for ruining the party

I wish I could just be a white guy with money at any point in time except for the current day in age

I'm a white guy with money and I gotta say things are still pretty awesome even today

Can we all agree he was right about Phil Collins but wrong as fuck about Huey Lewis?

God could you fucking imagine. Even my ugly fat father scored big time.

check em

I live near seattle. tell me more

What does a woman's asshole smell like?

>Gippo, its Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know, I've checked a lot of dubs. Some user in a Sopranos thread uh, some namefags, maybe five or ten, a leaf on /pol/. I checked his dubs on some pro hilary thread on page 5. I checked the sticky's dubs, the Martin from Frasier one. And-and-and some fag, s-s-some old faggot with a frog. I checked another guys dubs on Yea Forums with a "or your mother will die in her sleep tonight" post. I had to. She almost got away. And someone else there, maybe a big guy... Hes checked too. And uh, Sneed, I checked Sneed's dubs with a moe in the reply, his GET is dissolving in a thread in /trash/. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've checked maybe... 22 people. MAYBE 44! I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the mods have seen the tapes. I even um...checked some of their singles... and I tried to get a little myself. Tonight, I, uh, I just checked a lot of dubs! And, um... I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. So, uh, I mean, I guess Im pretty uh... I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy! So if you get back tomorrow, I may show up on Yea Forums.
So you know...
Keep your eyes... OPEN.

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Good

this is pretty funny
youtu.be/_8JlMbNrhHk

Hookers will do anything, that's the point of whores.

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a lot of new material in this thread, really enjoying reading it

how the FUCK is this area called?

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You’re such a fucking loser!

The sternum

she has such a gorgeous face, especially eyes. it's a shame she has a flat ass though.

her forehead is massive

it's not massive, it's healthy. I've seen big foreheads, Margot isnt in that category. Plus, it's hollywood. It's rare to see an actress with a small forehead

Imagine being a girl and being forced to cuddle with fat gross disgusting retards that never talked to a girl before.

>mfw I realize he had the high class call girl eat a streetwalker's ass to make a point and degrade her

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Is that a fucking Refused reference? And I'd thought I'd seen just about everything.

excellent observation

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Literally shit, in most cases

Depends. If she practices good hygiene it'll smell pungent and lightly odorous, but if it's a girl you've been with for a while it won't be an aversive smell, it'll smell more raw, and because of its proximity to the vagina, the smell will mix with her pheromone secretions and become even enjoyable.

based sex-haver

They won't teach you THAT in film school.

depends on the price. those two are pretty middle road for white girls. if you want super hot white you pay a huge amount. if you're into asian girls (or don't care asian or white) then you can get some insanely young & hot asian girls because there is so much competition that their pricing is super low for equivalent quality of service to a white girl.

based manuel

Nah it objectively smells like unwiped asshole.
Could be because people just don't know how to wipe.
I myself at the very least clean out my asshole with a wetwipe. If I have access to a shower, even better.

Probably the most based man that ever lived

Time to revive this thread niggers

What was the point of hiring a street hooker and a high class one? Why no both in the same level?

...

Based.

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Ive got girl to do it for free but than again im not an ugly looking guy so...

In mexico, peru and some other countries, to my knowledge, you can buy a hooker with "trato de pareja", something like "lovers treatment", when the hooker acts like she loves you, hugs and cuddling included after/before sex

My gf does me for free
I'm not really into it, but what I love is getting my ass eaten because I give the order

Why is this movie so rewatchable?
I swear I could watch that stupid scene of Paul Allen berating him at the mexican restaurant for an hour it's just so fucking funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=cqX-tOVWCxs

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Dubs confirm best scene

Got dubs?

not 4 u

selfish get

The "my tits aren't big enough to have this area covered" area.

>do this
>have ocd when wiping
>will go as far as to clean the inside of the anus to a depth of half an inch
>tfw this destroyed my anus
My anus is all blown out and I've never done anal.

nasty nasty nasty

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other way around. he was right about Huey Lewis and completely wrong about Genesis, in particular Peter Gabriel.

>eating ass

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Cyberpunk is finally here and it's not what we hoped it would be.

>plebian taste

I imagine it taste more like ass

HL&TN's best album is definitely their debut. After that they got real bland, which explains why Bateman likes them. He canonically has no taste.

Japan did it first.
youtube.com/watch?v=L2vU_N3mNwM

This set makes me literally cold.

Kino

I don't know how you managed to fuck yourself up, I only go a fingernail depth and my asshole is fine.
Guess I just have thin sissy fingers.

Refund Gap

If the gap is big enough on fake tits you should ask for a refund

>forced
Jobs are voluntary, taxation is not
You are a bootlicker

let's play a game of who can find the hottest, cheapest whore
privatedelights.ch/

this one charges 240 an hour
privatedelights.ch/listing/Katie47/California/Huntington-Beach

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My shit will literally stain my hairs and skin, so I end up wiping for an hour + trying to clean myself up, always a complete mess if I'm out in public. I either need to wait to get home to use wipes/shower to clean everything up, or keep wiping past the point I'm literally bleeding from cuts and broken skin. Which hurts, but at least the blood dries and will mask the stench of shit.

first you gotta translate this fucking shit for me

how the fuck am I supposed to know what this shit means?

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Just think in porn vocabulary. Greek is probably the only one that's kinda outdated terminology-wise these days. It's also the only one that matters.

I feel like im cracking the enigma right now.

Greek = Anal
CIM = Cum in Mouth
COF= Cum on Face
CBJ=Clothed BJ?
FIV/FOV= Finish In/On Vagina?

>80's
>pre-AIDS

>BareBackBlowJob
>DownAtTheY (cunnilingus)
>FingerOnVagina
>CondomBlowJob
>CumInMouth
>Anal
the others are kissing or fingering

BBBJ = bareback blowjob(lmao imagine paying for a BJ and having to wear a condom)
CBJ= Condom blowjob
DATY= Dine at the Y, aka eating a whores pussy

come on

come join fun

privatedelights.ch/listing/Eva_Angelic/California/Los-Angeles

>"Screening required"
>"I understand discretion and ask for this information for my personal safety. Do not contact me if you are not willing to share the minimum information I have asked."
>"(Part 1) Picture of you holding your ID with photo, full name, and date of birth visible. Your address can be redacted for privacy."
>"(Part 2) Employment information OR references from another entertainer. Place of employment and proof such as LinkedIn profile (must match photo ID), phone number or work email, paystub."

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its called girl friend experience here

Wtf lol. You need to eat a healthier diet my man. And probably drink more water. What do you even mean it will stain your skin and hair lol

Fucking glow in the dark niggers i swear, they aren't even trying any more.

I always felt sorry for the "classy" agency hoe that was forced to eat out the literal streetwalker crack whore.
Being a woman that's reduced to making money off "old reliable" is one thing, but eating the ass of someone below you is one humiliation too far.
Even the bottom feeders have a hierarchy.
Truly shamfur.

Damn is this site legit?

>eat healthier
I do, I avoid sugars and fats and caffeine etc. and will eat tons of fiber, but my shit quality stays the same.
>drink more water
I actually sometimes drink several hundred ounces a day.
>what do you mean staining
It won't come off. No matter how many times I wipe. And when I flush the toilet, the shit despite landing gracefully into the water and not being pushed down will likewise stain the porcelain JUST from coming in contact with the shit. My digestive system is broken AS FUCK.

Escorts post on there but so do law enforcement or criminals. There are a few forums out there with escort reviews for practically every major city, you just have to look around

you sound autistic

>implying this subhuman creature who's probably on at least a handful of drugs has any chance to snag someone with a Linkdin let alone one for its asking price
>implying anyone with a detectable trace of dignity would subject themselves to something this asinine and actually pay for it
>implying this isn't a chink run blackmail scam where the creature photographs you in compromising positions in the name of faggotry then holds them over your tiny little faggot head
lots of implications here

>I actually sometimes drink several hundred ounces a day.
lmao no wonder all you do is piss out of your ass

I shower after every poo.
This understandably can prove difficult when I'm out of the house.
A nailbrush is an essential item, like a toothbrush or razor.
Pretty sure I'd win an award for "cleanest anus in a non-gay pornstar category". Proper anal hygiene is one of the only things I agree with muslims on, though I don't praise allah for blessed cleanliness after every wipe (no joke that's what the quaran mandates for the toilet ritual)

>don't just look at boobs, squeeze em

Have you tried shaving/waxing your ass hairs? Might help with the mess situation. Also, maybe you're just not shitting properly? I mean, sitting on a toilet is not the optimum way of expelling waste from one's anus; sitting down "bends the pipe", as it were, so there's always some shit stuck behind the u-bend, usually causing people to strain more to get it out, leading to hemorrhoids or worse.

Next time you need to shit, try this:
Lay down a lot of toilet paper on the shower floor or something, and squat. That's the optimum and natural shitting position for human beings. The aforementioned internal shitpipe is straight in this case and the poo just slides out without much force, with no leftovers stuck behind the bend. This is the only thing the pahjeets have ever gotten right. Give it a go; if it helps you can get a foot rest block or something installed in front of your toilet so that your legs are in that necessary bent position but you can still sit down.

>Even my ugly fat father scored big time.

As evidenced by the existence of your post at all

Yo this is easily the funniest thread i've read in over a month, bravo anons.

It's not piss though it's solid, and I need to drink that amount of water because of other issues I have with my digestive system. I'll start passing chunks of this white flaky stuff in my urine which causes the same pain as shoving a bunch of needles down your dick hole. It got so bad once, before I figured out hydration prevents it, that I was seriously considering finding the nearest object sharp enough to cut my dick off.

IS NUFINK

Have you considered seeing a doctor?

>actresses

Pooing is no laughing matter, user!
You wouldn't be laughing if you had to spend a hour naked, face down on your bed, naked hairy arse up in the air hoping against hope that your female flatmates don't walk in unannounced with a floor fan turned on full blast pointing right at your anus hole and with one of those bluegel cold packs you found in the freezer from when one of the aforementioned flatmates got her wisdom teeth taken out, shoved right up there in a vain attempt to alleviate the pain from the swollen vein lump on your anus ring you got from "straining too much at stool" for several weeks during exams.
Fuck that shit.
I have no idea how anyone could ever be gay or be into anal; too much can go wrong and that shit be painful.

Considering all I have to do is drink the recommended amount of water daily to prevent that issue (I only drink a shit ton more to really make sure I don't get it), no.

What about your awful tretcherous bowel movements? Do the britbong doctors have no cure for permanent porcelain-staining shit disease?

If your digestive system is that fucked, I wonder if it's because your gut flora is all out of whack? I've heard that people actually get gut microbe transplants from people with healthy, balanced guts to either replace that which they have lost or install what they may never have had, and they're right as rain after every other treatment failed them. Have you seen a buttologist before?

Some people have naturally particularly sticky shit. I remember when I was young my cousin came to stay over and his shit really stuck to the bowl and my mother was so pissed off he was never invited to stay ever again.

cleavage, dude

That's too much money and work. I use to fuck girls off backpage in the LA area all the time, and they'd charge $120 a pop. I'd call them, they'd ask where I was located, and tell me their rate. We'd agree, hang up, they'd text me the hotel address, and I'd text them when I was in the hotel parking lot. They'd scope you from their window, and text you the room number to come up. You put the envelope of money on the counter, they tell you to get comfortable and inspect the money while you're undressing. Blowjob, doggy, popping in the condom, and I'm out. If you become a regular they'd save your number in their work phone to know it's you and make future visits easier for both parties involved. Fuck, I miss old school backpage.

cleavage isle

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>don't just stare at it, eat it

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I could even understand if she was a 10/10 model-type super high-class escort, but she's not even that attractive to be so picky

I doubt any hooker would refuse to do it for 500. Really high class ones might ask 1000 but they will still do it.

BRAVO MARY
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Thinking about your case user and I think you might best be served with a bidet.
You don't need to go all out like those continentals and have a specially built external unit next to the shitter, you can just get a toilet attachement on amazon for like 30 bucks and install it yourself.
It's either a hose with trigger attached to the back of the toilet that you pull out in times of need to flush your anus clean, or a retractable mechanism that you can call forth when needed; either would be better than that constant rubbing with dead tree that's causing that horrific chaffage on your delicate nether membranes.
eg.
amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

They usually have the hosetrigger types attached to toilets in south east asia, and in japan they're built into those magic robot toilets that also dry your asshole after flushing it with water whilst playing a delightful melody to cheer you on.

Showeraftershit user here, and the only time I will permit myself to shit out of the house is when I'm at the local japanese department store with the robot toilets. I still shower as soon as I get home and drop those clothes in the wash asap, but at least I don't have to suffer that anxiety crisis of walking around with a not totally clean anus.
Especially in this heat.
It's nasty.

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not op, but I once tried waxing my butthole for hygienic reasons thinking that it would have made ass-cleaning easier but it barely made any difference.
On a positive note, ripping the hair out of your bumhole hurts a lot less than you might think.

>don’t just stare at it, eat it

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Paid 50 euros for a girl that would eat my asshole. Was pretty cash. Not a streetwalker either, but a proper escort. Gotta love eastern europe.

cute

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they would probably force you to take a shower first

Did you wash your ass before it happened?

if you're here, this:
I had issues with always wanting my ass clean where I'd wipe so much my ass would bleed eventually just from how dry and coarse the paper is on skin
Anyways I got a bidet and just spray the water into my ass and a flood a shitwater comes out
I do this a few times and then wipe clean and feel fresh as fuck

What the fuck, are hookers really this expensive?

I go get my dick and asshole waxed regularly
I get off on the mostly young hot out of high school chicks who have to look at my hard dick while they wax it

Where I used to live I only found one place that allowed male brazilians
but I moved to the west coast and it's a lot more normalized here cause of the faggots getting waxed all the time so I get a plethora of places to choose from

>getting dubs and trips whilst checking dubs
someone's having a good day, user
They can be.
A "hooker" is cheap.
An "escort" is expensive.
A "woman" costs you your soul and sanity and is best avoided.

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GFE just means you can kiss them. they don't pretend to love you or anything.

back before backpage went down most chicks were $60-120
I found a ton of chicks who were doing it just for money for moving or kids or whatnot and they were actually all fairly nice looking who wouldn't tell you the address if you sounded black or sketchy or anything

I miss backpage so much
the sex was so cheap and the girls were no where near nasty like you'd assume

no
that hooker caters to ultra-betas who get off on giving women money

Imagine the shame

There is a market for that?

women have life on easy mode
if you can think of the most ultra easiest thing you could do to exist, a woman can and does do that

user..
You have no idea, do you?
Vid related makes $150k a month, and she doesn't even have to show so much as a nipple.
It's a clown world, sure is sure.

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based quads

I hope some obsessed faggot kills her

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We need to get rid of betas/simps

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That's quints you brainlet. Quad = four

good golly...

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it's only a matter of time really
tl;dr just read the 5th paragraph down and you'll get the gist of what happened

be satisfied that no matter how pathetic your life is, or how low you may sink, that you're not this fag and all his ilk.

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has to be a joke

I'm achieving Wizardry in 2 weeks.

Should I get 2 hookers and a chainsaw?
Maybe just the hookers?

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Nope. It was either this guy or some other loser that later went onto leddit to gloat and fish for vindication and commiseration.
They later deleted the post, but I'm not going to comb through that place to find it.
It's not a rare phenomenon, this, as I understand it.
For example, there was much rage and gnashing of teeth when early vids of pic related were leaked showing her fucking some dude on cam.
Why anyone would think that a girl like alice would be some perfect virginal whore waiting specifically just for them is beyond me.
I guess that's just retardation for you.
Boggles the already overboggled mind.

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Came here to make this post, thanks froggo.

looks like a trap

Don't think it matters to her caliber of clientele.
They wouldn't know either way.

I just wish I could be a guy with money

Is it this kind of a thread again?

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Not usually, she just appeals to an audience desperate enough to pay that much.

Sometimes chicks post this shit just so others will do the same thing but for significantly less money, or just normal donations

I'm not saying there aren't retards who would though.

How'd he swing those digits?

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It's called a shower user. Just aim the showerhead at your anus and it'll be spotless.

Check these

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I THINK DORSIA SUCKS

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Of course, I value my hygene. But you usually take a shower if you visit a girl.

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Let's see Paul Allen's card

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>no dorsia, no digits
like pottery

I actually attempted something like that awhile back but it wasn't the best outcome

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damn 4s

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For the record, you can find a hooker who will do almost anything if you have the money. I've made them eat shit covered grapes, drink my piss out of doggie bowls, let me give them black eyes and seen real mother-daughter incest. It's all easily done with an internet connection and decent salary.

t. Fucked over 300 hookers

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Big digits

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tell me more about the incest

Not much to it. I visited Manchester in the UK and there was a Romanian Mother-Daughter hooker pair who literally just used separate rooms. I read about them on a forum, with a guy saying he thought they may be fucking . Saw Mommy Day 1, Daughter Day 2. Convinced Mommy on Day 3 to eat my cum out of her Daughter's pussy and make her squirt. Then fucked Mom up the ass and had the daughter slurp it out. I saw their ID, so I know they were really related. Mom seemed into it, Daughter was near tears. I've traveled all over the world, and I think Romanian/Gypsy whores may be the most depraved.

I lold

How much did you pay, and did they do stuff to eachother? And were they hot?

W-what is she making her eat, bros

what are some films that tackle this subject?

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>privatedelights.ch/
privatedelights.ch/listing/yourprivateviolet/New-York/Manhattan Imagine paying money to fuck fat chicks.

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Oh it's a black mail scam. Slightly more obvious ashley madison

>scat
Absolutely based. Yours or hers?

Daughter was very hot. Mom, well, you could tell she used to be, but she was used up. They were also both heroin and meth addicts. For the joint session, 450 pounds, but I may have overpaid. They ate each other's pussies like I said. I made them kiss at the end too.

Mine. I went through a period where I deeply got off on making women eat my shit and piss.

me on the left

How does it feel to be the kind of man society wants you to be?

Bryce was the best character. Dubs confirm

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And they are fours, so they're quads.

women who sell themselves are worth nothing and should be treated as such, the only thing women truly have is the ability to grant or deny sex and love and if they sell that ability, they give it a dollar value and thus might as well be worthless because it is no longer priceless like it once was

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What is the rate for scatplay these days?

I'm not sure what you mean. Overall, I'm quite content. I'm a closet degenerate but do my part on serving my community and have an established career. The me who posted here in 2006 could have never imagined things would turn out this way.

It was $500/hr. I just checked her site again (Gina Rollins) and it seems that's still the rate. I believe I had to "tip" extra. Perhaps 100 or so. I booked a 2 hour session. The grapes were just one part. She does bareback and a bunch of other shit that's crazy within the industry as well.

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Whoops, meant
To reply to you.

I saw this too. Sad

Since the thread may be deleted/ I have work in a bit, I'll put forward a recommendation to see Gina. It was an amazing time and I've been 3 times. She will do whatever you say, as long as you pay.

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500 bucks to make a woman eat your shit? Thats not expensive it all. Was she into it? And how the hell do you even propose such a thing.

Brazilian escorts
photoacompanhantes.com/
Have fun, gringos.

>"Here's 500 dollars, now eat my feces"

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I have perianal crohns and my ass is swollen and granulated 24/7 so sticking anything in there hurts like fuck and even shitting is extremely painful

Come April 1st will her content be censored?

>those prices
>£50 for a hooker

what the fuck

Allah willing

>500 bucks to make a woman eat your shit? Thats not expensive it all. Was she into it? And how the hell do you even propose such a thing.

Gina is very into it. Other girls, not nearly as much. Swallowing shit and piss makes her cum. If you see her, she will ask YOU to piss on her, even if it's after the session in your joint shower. It's all about research and determining what a girl will do in advance via reviews, or if you're taking one for the team, just asking and potentially getting screamed at. You can see here

Her rep is well known. She also has "friends" who eat shit and drink piss as well, but I can't say how good a session with them is. There are women who do it because they're desperate or the money is just too much, and women who enjoy.

In my booking I just said I wanted to do scat play, golden shower, BBFS, ageplay, rapeplay and want her in trashy stripper gear. At that point, knowing she's into/fine with all that, all I have to do is make sure I bring the appropriate fee, a little extra for a tip and a gift, depending on my mood and relationship with the provider. Seeing Hookers is probably the best decision I made for my mental health. Inspired me to advance in my career (more money for hookers) etc.

Brazil is nice. Brazil, Jamaica, Romania and Cambodia are top hobby travel spots for different reasons. All are various levels of cheap and depraved. In Jamaica you can fuck for $20 USD.

>this is your thread on Yea Forums

20usd and a free serving of HIV

>women can't into ki...

>what are condoms
> what is prep
> what is screening

Hey man, you do you.

go cry to janny, reddit nigger

what site is that?

What kind of cheap escorts are you seeing? I've never known a girl to not cuddle after sex. Lying in bed saying random meaningless stuff and giggling about it is the best part of sex.

you're not alone user
in my youth my farts were joyful, silvery peals of a trumpet
now they make the sound of wind passing through a rusty pipe on a desolate heath
i wonder if homosexuals miss the sound of trumpety farts?

Lol, if youre going the discount route, atleast go to countries with subsidized healthcare and good clinics.

Utopiaguide. Choose a community based on where you are in the world / the US. Different boards have different activity levels for different places / areas. Contribute to your board with information and you will be rewarded with information. Just don't reveal personal information like an idiot.

I typically don't see girls in that range, but am defending doing so with the proper tools in hand. What country would you recommend? I'm planning a Hobby trip later this year.

I heard that they exist in Korea as well

male sexuality was a mistake

>>£50 for a hooker
In Amsterdam it's 50 euros for 20min that you can barely touch her, condom always on.
Here it's £50 for a top college girl for 1 hour and you can do pretty much anything, usually bjs without a condom.

You'd want to wear a condom so you don't catch an std

That’s in Rochester, NY. I live like 15 minutes from the original place that people meme’d about.

Some former commieblocs are okay. And germany of course.

tl;dr: All women are psychos

how much do I have to pay a whore to watch my favorite movies with me and then have a discussion about overarching themes and the unique cinematography?

If you go to the RLD you're bound to get ripped off. You're better off using escorts, but I cant speak from experience.

Their hourly rate. In this part of the world companion/date stuff is usually on the services list.

Absolute kek

I'm seriously thinking about doing this. Is it likely some whores would know at least top imdb stuff? I just need some type of real life interaction.

Sounds more like a jap thing

You need to get lucky. Some escorts are just students who want to earn some on the side. These tend to be very social and educated and can talk about things beyond the superficial stuff.

Plenty of uni students do escorting work. They'd happily watch/discuss movies with you. Only downside is it'd be expensive, you'd need several hours per movie and you wouldn't get a discount just because you're not having sex.

I've never done it but I figure if you wanted to do the movie thing you'd need to go for say, a four hour deal.

Main thing is escorts are people, they have interests like any normal person outside their work. You could just ask up front if it's a kind of thing they're into or open to doing.

>t. man who can't afford it

He already said it's in Seattle, user.

Depending on where you are, you should start with oil bodyslide massages. those are fucking great if you get a good shop. You've come this far, don't miss out on the wizard status.

1) I don't need to pay for it because I already get it
2) I could afford 3 girls at once all night if I was that sad because I earn real money because I work a real job

It is sad and broken degenerates who sell and buy sex

>employment information
>pay stub
??!

it's supply/demand. generic asian is the least valuable because it's an oversaturated market. this is a young white girl with big tits and what appears to be an ass, who also looks like she's setup a fake gamer gurl persona.
it adds up.
It can also be a case of her knowing that she has enough of a demand that she can put her prices up and only does a few jobs per week. I highly doubt she's sucking dick 5 days a week for 10 hours to make $25 an hour after the shop takes their, other expenses and downtime losses.

>e-statting on an anonymous forum

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>t. incel who can't even talk to women
you don't need to pretend to be something you're not user. there's no judgement here.

>bragging about paying literal whores because you cant get real sex

well apart from this guy

Sex workers prefer not to be stalked or murdered, asking for that stuff instantly gets rid of sketchy weirdos

You're not a politician or movie star, someone having that info is meaningless

It's to make sure you're not an uncovercover cop or a dangerous client. Escorts have their own internal review sites, if you're abusive you get blacklisted and any escort with standards will refuse to see you.

Just had the best wank from this thread. Could use a cuddle though

>america
Man you guys have it rough. Overpriced dumpster fire looking hoes who want all your private info.

>real sex
Is that the sex where you pay ten times more with a tenth of the frequency of the escort sex?

*sends cuddle*
How’s that?

why do whores do not like to kiss ? is it because it reminds them they are sluts?

Thanks, felt nice

Because people see cheap girls who want them out the door ASAP. With a decent escort, you pay for her time and there's plenty of kissing.

Strange. that exact aspect of it was what turned me on the most

Kissing is probably more intimate then casual sex.

You get what you pay for. When you get above the bargain basement level it becomes something available more often than not.

The ones who don't allow it sometimes don't because they want to keep something in their pocket for their private lives, or more commonly because of bad experiences. One I talked to about it once told me the reason she didn't kiss was because one of the least fun things to deal with is pushy bad kissers whose think "kissing allowed" is a green light for them to go full facehugger. And she ended up kissing me because I wasn't an asshole and we had good chemistry.

so when incels send money to thots, this is going to be their destiny?

i use paper, then wet wipes, then bidet and then i take a shower
if i dont do this i feel suicidal, i dont use public bathrooms or in someone else house, i just cant do it

absolutely fucking BASED.
a couple years back i used to jerk off on this crackhead's face + unlimited pictures for $20.
she was probably pretty when she was young.
she told me she used to work with her mom.
I would have liked to see that.

Because some people dont brush their teeth

Are you Indian?
Fucking degenerate.

the meat is raw

Thats cured maeat user...

>not realizing all sex has a cost
oh sweetie

Lmao

Who would pay to eat a whore's pussy?!

Man, here I have been bemoaning the loss of shit story threads from these boards and all I had to do was tune in to Yea Forums

NO FECKIN GREEKS

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You'd be surprised.

>forfeiting wizardry
Please don’t do this

>I hear your an incel now, father..

Streetwalker, fuck no. Escorts, hell yes.

Spending time with a whore is not just about cumming.
You can cum by yourself.
It's about spending intimate time with another person, specifically a woman you find attractive. So fucking, eating pussy, cuddling, chatting, stuff like that is everything a guy might be interested in paying for.

Basically, whatever you're not getting, or can't be arsed to get right now for free, and that you miss.
If I was the type to buy whores I'd probably pay for a couple of hours of spooning to kinos.

Shit's killing me bro.

Christ dude, just go hire an escort. You could die without ever haven gotten any.

lmao how do you get through middle school without getting laid

that picture is almost 10 years old dude

>If you go to the RLD you're bound to get ripped off.
Yeah but you can't go to Amsterdam without at least window shopping.

The whole thing about fucking a hooker seems loathing.

I guess I'll have to suck it up and leave the cave.

Eating ass is kino

Why? They're just people. Most of them tend to be pretty nice people as well. Just tell them you're not very experienced (basically code for virgin anyway) and that you're looking to take it slow.

Most women would like their pussy eaten without payment.

>fucking a hooker seems loathing.
Don't put pussy on a peddle stool my dude.
Go hang around a bar at closing time and look for the chubby girl bawling in the parking lot if you're that opposed to paying for it.

Well, I live in amsterdam. One of my favorite things to do is walking around the RLD at nights and just watching people go about their business.

I don't mind paying and I have little to no moral compass but I just consider how many dicks on a daily basis a hooker gets.
Also, I don't think I'll enjoy it if the girl is not into it, and with a hooker, there's a chance that happens.

So the chubby tactic might be up my ally.

greatest post ive ver read

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Ask for GFE

>I just consider how many dicks on a daily basis a hooker gets.

pussy isn't a melee weapon in fallout, it's durability isn't going down each time it's used

uh huh. has a woman even watched this movie?

If you treat the girl with respect chances are she's gonna make sure you have a good time. So deriding her profession probably isnt the best thing to do.

>how the FUCK is this area called?

The dock, where my motorboat lives

It kinda does though

>tfw lost virginity in a BDSM session with an escort
>had her real number and threw it away for some reason
Fuck Lauren, come back ;_;

>pussy isn't a melee weapon in fallout, it's durability isn't going down each time it's used
Now i want a Pimp Sim 2018 videogame.

I think it's called the "girlfriend experience" in a lot of places.

Is it true escorts turn down virgins?

go for the massage with happy ending, i did it a couple of times in thailand

no having to worry about if she's into it or not because she probably isn't but hey at least you had a massage

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>do x really do this?
answer's always yes

>"Srry baby, I've been fucking strangers all day so I don't feel like making love tonight. But don't worry because I saved this just for you!"
>Reaches hand into back pocket, pulls it out and blows you a kiss

watched this with my dad when i was like 13

No, unless you're the incel woman hating kind not joking. If you're just a normal, shy guy who hasnt gotten his dick wet yet they dont really care.

Why would you consider kissing someone who sucks dicks as a job in the first place?

i didn't even know it was sick!

How can this be real? She even has the hashtag #cuck in there

oh findom is a real thing, the fact that you think it's so fucking stupid is one of the reasons it's a turn on for them

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caralho!

Honestly, no woman will be "into it" if it's your first time. You're likely to cum in 5 seconds flat or not at all, or maybe you wont even get hard. In fact a whore might be MORE into it for getting to deflower a young man such as yourself.

>or maybe you wont even get hard
me for the first two times

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How well do escorts work as therapists that you can fuck?

>script for harley quinn v harley davidson
>motion detecting toilet seat
>signed hamilton picture
>vegemite and spoons in the fridge
>yoga with spoons on eyes
>instagram post on wall
>placenta infused facial toner
This is actually kind of funny

Depends on how attractive you are and how well they like you. I’ve gotten reduced prices and other perks.

Weak. Check this

What's the context of this scene? Also what movie?

noice

lurk moar

I didnt cum at all the first time

nice

very impressive, friendo. checked

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impressive

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Sauce?

penis dock

And I came basically right as I went in. I'm not sure which of these three options is the worst one.

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hey at least you came

not getting hard is probably the worst one because it'll probably also make the girl think she isn't attractive enough

The 9s and 10s are top dollar. If you just want to fuck a 6 or 7, you can easily do it for around $200.

The worst without a doubt is going flaccid. Awful feeling. Every woman will be bummed out by it because they'll feel it's their fault. This also includes escorts. Though obviously it's not the end of world if it happens there.

>thread lived till the end
nice

A white amercan homo brought aids back from africa you idiot. Patient zero for america is known.