do you still run away or let her kill you?
A girl slasher chases after you
Benjamin Butler
Jacob Cooper
i walk, my fast walk is almost as quick as her run
Colton Evans
No woman has ever experienced enough hardship to become a slasher
Xavier Smith
based retard
Evan Evans
Is she Asian?
Michael Morgan
heh, I still run away.
Don't worry kid, I trained for this kind of stuff when I was as young as 6.
Jayden Myers
would be kinda cool to see a girl slasher film if she killed sexy guys. Like maybe a guy taking a shower and she chases after him as his flaccid cock flops up in down as he runs through the forest nude
Blake Reed
What the fuck was the point of having a mask if you're just gonna wear it like that
Carter Foster
her clunge probably smells like horde mountain dew
Anthony Howard
i'd kick her ass. Stop being a pussy
Ethan Reed
if she has a gun then I definitely run away, if its just a knife or some shit I take it from her and hold it over her head while saying "its right here, you can have it back once you reach it"
William Williams
Thats my fetish, can she kill me gently and lovingly though
Owen Phillips
Do you get to cop a feel before/as you die?
Aiden Rodriguez
Kiri kiri kiri
Jeremiah Taylor
>can she kill me gently and lovingly though
this would be kino
Sebastian Murphy
R
James Sullivan
I havent seen a woman in over 3 weeks so i dont know what i'd do, maybe we'd fall in love?
Wyatt White
I've kinda got this thing going on with my nose, right now. I'm about 85%-sure that my nostril-hairs are part of a larger conspiracy designed to slowly drive me insane. So, I carry my tweezers with me, everywhere I go. It's an autism thing.
Anyway, I find that my nostril-hairs tickle me the most, when I'm nervous. I'm not *always* nervous, just *mostly* nervous. Nervousness is great for burning energy, so I eat a lot of chocolate. So hypothetically here I am, walking out of a convenience store with a chocolate bar in my mouth and some wrapped chocolate bars in my pants. Suddenly, some stupid-looking bimbo with big tits and an array of weapons chases after me from a distance.
Now, I'm kinda torn at this point. Here's this idiot running me at high speed with what look to be very real weapons, but she's got lovely blue eyes and a big pair of tits bouncing up and down. This is while I'm eating a chocolate bar and becoming increasingly-nervous. So nervous, in fact, that my nostril-hairs start tickling my schnozz as I simultaneously drop a wrapped chocolate bar from my pants, onto the ground.
Do I run? Do I let her kill me? Well, not much choice at this point. If I run, my erection's going to slow me down, and that's even BEFORE I start sneezing and lamenting the loss of a chocolate bar I paid for but don't get to eat.
Who the fuck knows, OP?
Thomas Brown
I could easily take this bitch even if she had those weapons
I'd then rape her
a lot
Joshua Evans
based
Alexander Cruz
penis in vegena and squirt cummies
Blake Barnes
what in the everloving fuck
Juan Long
I'd probably fight. The only way I run is if it's Brienne of Tarth with an ax.
Gavin Robinson
I'd fight her. Unless she's big and fat
Isaiah Robinson
Depends. Is her modus operandi strangling you between her thicc thighs while letting you fondle her perfect breasts?
Ian Myers
Christian Bell
Fuck yes my brother.
Flaccid cocks are so hot. Especially a time lapse; soft to erect. Foreskin rectracting. Precum causes cockhead to glisten.
I want to see some slasher bitches forcefully rape men. Rape boys. They're scared little bitches. Get their pants torn off. They're pleading for life.
Then WHAMO. Bitch starts sucking little soft cock. Sucking it well. That little flaccid cock stretches out. She holds it. Dangles and slaps her tongue with it. The scaredy bitch boy don't know how to react. He's moaning and toes curling. She plops out them big fat killer titties. Tittyfuck me or DIE boy.
Yeah yeah so hot.
Im fuckin jackin it bros.
IM FUCKIN JACKIN IT.
WHO JACKIN WIT ME?
YOU JACKIN?
ARE YOU JACKIN?
YOU JACKIN WIT ME OR ARE YOU GONNA DIE?
It would be even hotter if her victims are innocent virgin males.
Fuck yea. Fuck yea Im so jackin right now. Im jackin fuck right now. So jacked.
Dylan Sanders
/thread
Joshua Ortiz
Christian Hughes
very low iq post
Easton Barnes
Hudson Wood
>have her drop her weapons at gunpoint
>beat the shit out of her
>rape
Brandon Parker
Dominic Perez
what about being so lonely all her life that she finds this one guy who she thinks is her destined soulmate, but 1. he's already taken (but she doesn't know that) and 2. all the other girls are horny for him? so she starts developing this habit of snapping every photo of him while killing off all the other thots who want his sperm and cuts off their heads to use as trophies, and occasionally kill other girls who look more attractive than her and random guys who don't find her attractive.
Blake Perez
Owen Miller
How exactly would she kill her victims?
Hudson Jenkins
>only loving one person forever
women don't do this
Bentley Flores
>Fuck yea. Fuck yea Im so jackin right now. Im jackin fuck right now. So jacked.
Sebastian Clark
s-sauce pls?
what about fangirls who go apeshit for justin bieber or robert pattinson (or any fantasy novel actor ever)?
Isaiah Scott
I'm white and 6'1.
[Seduce]
Elijah Watson
in her skin
David Brown
>height and not weight/bmi
fat guy detected
Kevin Brooks
This would be a kino way to go. Would this be painful?
Hudson Stewart
excellent post
Matthew Cooper
>She rides her victims to death
Julian Carter
>can't seem to be flexible enough to raise legs up and wrap around the bitch's upper body and slam her back down on the ground.
I'm a 6'4 fat ass and any time someone tried to kneel on my arms/shoulders like that left them wide open to get their skull cracked on the pavement when I scissor locked on their asses.
With that being said if a woman in the OP tried to chase me down it'd quickly become a Japanese porn film.
Luke Brooks
it would be extremely painful
Easton Price
...
Jace Bell
she's a big girl
Evan Reed
>she
4u?
Jaxson Robinson
Those exist and call themselves "femcels." They basically chase Chad and let him ump and ump them, expecting him to settle for their plain ass.
Women will absolutely obsess over the same man for years, you underestimate them.
Asher Mitchell
It's a woman, very sure I can overpower her rather easily.
Nathaniel Hall
>Those exist and call themselves "femcels."
[IMPLYING INTENSIFIES]
Grayson Murphy
Mate just look them up.
Daniel Torres
Retarded brainlet faggot
Noah Price
>Not smothering her with brapper
Tyler Hill
A female cannot beat a male in a fight. FACT!
Brandon Peterson
Probably just rape her then go home and wash the stank off
Angel Wright
You 're the good kind of retarded.
Ayden Price
redpilled
Ethan Rogers
>worst thing that happened to her was schoolyard bullying and being pranked
Roastie hands typed this post
Matthew Parker
I don't trust your words because you're not wearing your nametag
Henry Jackson
top tier filename
Robert James
how is he wrong?
Cooper King
>not using the larger high res version of that gif
Benjamin Cooper
Thats literally what happened to jason...
Bullied and drowned as an accident...
Michael myers wasnt even bullied, he just freaked out one day....
The SCREAM killer just had a whore mother....
If anything, carrie having a lifetime of abuse by her mother makes her more of a victim than jason or michael. At least those two had normal parents.
Ethan Myers
Did you forget about her mom?
Noah Long
I'd slash her with my penis in her vagina, if you catch my drift.
Jacob Hernandez
Aiden Bennett
How could you do this if your penis gets cut off
Ethan Garcia
Always something that interested me a bit, went a little crazy when I discovered HorrorPorn, but everything that is free to watch is just an ad for a bigger video, and I've yet to find anything else with similar content.
Tyler Stewart
laugh at this idiot
Anthony Anderson
The jason horror parody is in full online
Zachary Ward
SEETHING roasties
Angel Moore
Owen Murphy
based amnesiac
Austin Long
L-link pls?
Josiah James
holy fucking based
Evan Cox
Grayson Myers
t. ingacious
Ian Bennett
One of the most perfect bait I've seen in a while
Justin Garcia
Reading this post got me legitimately pumped up.
Isaac Johnson
I'd probably just turn back, overpower her and rape her.
the weakest 10% of males are still stronger than 90% of women
Elijah Gomez
HELLA FUCKING BASED
Chase Lee
this is the best thing i've read all week
Elijah Brooks
not if she's trained wmma fighter
Hudson Stewart
tummy
Xavier Ward
What if she sneaked up behind you and slit your throat while you’re not looking? or she gave surprise buttsex
Asher White
Underrated post
Zachary Watson
Jose Davis
didn't know those were 90% of women
John Roberts
I'd turn 360 degrees AROUND
*unzips dick*
Anthony Roberts
Elijah Peterson
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK I WAAAAANT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Joseph Flores
Owen Baker
you'd probably still overpower her
have you ever been snuck up on by a woman my guy
dudes always slip in your vicinity, women very rarely do so and maybe they're unable to, they love to catch some attention
>she tries to sneak up on you
>she creams HEY FUCK BOY, TIME TO DIE
>you turn around, it's one of those hot slasher girls
>run at her trying to tackle her
>she flies off with you
literally asking for it
Austin Cook
Good point, I've always been aware of a women in my presence, but have been startled plenty by a man.
Brandon Gray
How can that be? Men have bigger feet than women so the sound of their footsteps should be bigger therefore making their presence known. Women have tiny petite feet so their sounds should be more quiet.
Joseph Perry
biological my guy, men were needed to sneak up on prey to have a successful hunting, women never had to learn that biological skill so they COULD sneak up on you, they just need to learn how
Nicholas Brown
imagine being this incel
Elijah Rivera
Austin Lee
Well, this insane post raises a good point. If a hot girl with huge knockers was walking up to you even carrying a machete, would you run or stare at those tiddies? For a girl slasher, it's probably like shooting fish in a barrel.
Ryan Rodriguez
Joshua Wood
Hehehehehuuuu