600 POUND LIFE THREAD #2

He's being kept hidden for unknown reasons. Without any other family members to generate drama this episode, that old nig is dead in TLC's sights.

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A bunch of FAT ASSES!

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Call the weight

He will if she gives him any shit

at least 100

Is it me or the firstone links are not working at all?

>8000g sodium
holy shit imagine being her kidneys and having to filter out 8000g of sodium a day

>tfw they know diaper anons are watching

Nice, I can live with this.

Chicken girl is cute!

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just got here need a quick rundown

damn he coulda lost a finger

Steven is fucking his hot blonde girlfriend every night and you're still a virgin lol

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STOP EATING SO MUCH (and stop watching anime also)

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Into the badlands looks so cringe

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did they ever air part 3 of the assanti fuck?

suptv dot org works best for me. Only downside is no cuhrazy commericials

Ding-dong diddly based

no

As of this point, I think that stain on the wall is the most compelling character in the show.

Do you think we'll get to see more of Stain-kun?

i love when a diaper commercial comes on tv and my mom is watching tv with me...

Molested as a kid and watched her molester get run over
Dad is her enabler but she has daddy issues
She needs TWO wheelchairs to get around

I was totally convinced he was a queer.

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There is this fat black lady who eats a lot of food. She made some fried chicken herself that looked pretty good, then her dad brought her a full pizza. She just got off the plane and is tired, about to see the doctor. That's about all I have.

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Have any of you anons ever fucked a dwarf? What was it like?

literally every fattie on this show has stains on their walls, its amazing

wait, theres more than 1 midget show?

I want to fuck a midget. Like hardcore. Male or female I don't care.

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yea this isn't obnoxious at all

I live alone so I'm lucky. You have my sympathies though.

725!

that is some waddle

7 2 5

725.5 boys

you gotta plan your own tasty meals, user, otherwise you'll always grab the junk

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734

Fly for 3 hours just for him to say

You have to diet, see you in 3 months :)

yes. their freakish proportions make for endless entertainment

i honestly believe he molested his little brother

the .5 is what really kills it

He's not. She's collecting fat-bux and wiping his ass out. Also painkillers if he's still into it.

7 2 5
2
5
ABSOLUTE
UNIT

>her friend mouthing "W o w"

lmao

it gets much much worse when you are that fat at 40, do something about it

her friend has some nice chocolate milkies

I called it within 5 boys

>BMI is 117

holy fuck how is that possible?

That's his whole deal though. They'll either pay for the flight down or the month in an apartment. He uses whether or not you can make the trip as a gauge.

THAT'S A HUUUGE BITCH

The friend looks confused about everything the good dr is saying

>117 bmi
hoooooly shit, with her heart problems too

how is she not dead

She is going to die before the episodes end. Did you fucking hear that list?

>heart failure
this bitch is gonna die on the operating table

>already has a clot
>just in the hospital for congestive heart failure
Can she even be cleared for surgery at this point?

>literally 2 off
fuck closest i ever been boys

wait, how do these people have diabetes but dont have to take insulin?

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I wonder if she'll die during the episode

They have to make the fat pilgrimage to weed out some of those who aren't serious about losing weight.

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that's amazing. i'm not even mad

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a lot of hard audio cuts this episode

How long is the episode?

what's the name of the woman from the true kino episode from two weeks ago?

>tests to check for immediate life threatening issues
hmmmm

Almost everyone dies before reaching this point. The ones that make it on the show are freaks of nature.

They have type 2, which is less serious because they are still producing insulin just at very low levels

every episode, god I hate it

metformin and passing out after they eat

>she made the Ahmir face when Dr. Now told her she can only eat 400 calorie meals
lmao

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2 hours, literally a movie

jeanne

NO GOAL OMG!

Jeanne

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That's nice I wish I had friends to watch fatkino with
I guess it's cool my mom watches it with me though. She likes laughing at americans

I wasn't paying complete attention. Is the woman traveling with Kelly her mom or just her friend?

is that her ballsack?

imagine running your tongue between that

One hour of ads

Why didn't they just write "Santiago de Compostela, Spain"?

heart problems are so fucking scary

HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Dead before even 1 hour in.

Incredible she can walk desu

best friend.

>hat's nice I wish I had friends to watch fatkino with
You do

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imagine deadlifting 700+lbs everyday

WE KINO NOW

>imagine the panties that have to contain that

Dr. Now bringing her a walker
:3

is that what they call umami?

She's Pooh Bear

Friend, her mom is ded

just her friend, her mom died a few years ago and her dad wasnt able to make the trip

superior negro genetics

>immediate family cut out of the episode
>sympathetic cuts
>focusing on health issues
sounds like she is actually dying this episode

It's a serious infection that would have killed her if she waited longer to see Dr. Now. Feces were getting in there since her mom wasn't cleaning/wiping her properly after shitting.

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Aww

Dr. Now is a hunchback

Oh lawd

imagine if she died of a heart attack this episode

don't hurt Dr. Now!

I think part of it's a fused turd in the infection iirc.

;_;

sad

I was the user that wrote what you just replied to, and your comment made me gag

good work

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this is just ridiculous.

shouldve called a uhaul instead of a taxi

She's literally banned in China!

>Go to the hospital, you might be dying
>"in a taxi?"
>We aint made of money nigga. Amberlamps are expensive.

Fuckin' cold, Dr Now

why not an ambulance??

>not deadlifting 700+lbs every day

>Kelly you feeling okay
hahahahahahahaha
>OWWWW OWWWWWWWWW
KINO

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>based and frenpilled

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Bingo user here, should I count this taxi scene as a road trip? It's pretty kino.

put the fucking seat down

>Dr Now dies by trying to put her in the car
Now that would be a twist

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is she just stuck?

My mom comes over for fatkino every week

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It's fucking surreal watching this hambeast lumber about

No doc yer gonna break yer back

this is just sad now

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Based cringekino

Holy shit fire department

I'm ded

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wtf is wrong with americans

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This is truly a low point in humanity. Having a heart attack because she got stuck in a taxi.

>'come on kelly you cannot fall in between the seats'
>takes quick break to talk to the camera
hahaha

Anyone else feel kinda bad for this one?

its pretty crazy. i would pass out instantly. her power level must be twice as high as mine.

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this needs its own square

DONT BE FUCKING RUDE YOU SCROTUM!

Need fire department because stuck between taxi seats. KINO

Thanks guys!!! Too bad she never got closure with her mom (I know it hasn't worked out well in this show much though).

>Manpower help

>cop saying MAN DOWN
man he does not give a fuck

fire department? more like the hippo department!

Literal beached whale

we're evolving

Gonna need a crane

kek

shit its like that guy who got stuck in that tiny cave, he's so close you can touch him, but nothing to be done

GOLLEM GET YE GONE

Bingo update. Should I mark off road trip for this kino taxi scene?

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Everyone on this show and those who watch it are slaves to Slaanesh.

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they're going to need the jaws of life for this one senpaitachi

So this
is the power of capitalism

watch The Descent immediately if you haven't seen it. Preferably Unrated version.

FD rescue's gonna have to get out the airbags

We should have a
BEACHED
slot

fuck it
mark it

i feel bad for the taxi driver who is losing money and wont be compensated

Na, there's no need to cheat or bend the rules. It makes actual LAYGZ less of an achievement. It wasn't a road trip.

yeah,I mean this is more kino than most road trip scenes we get

Imagine dying in between the seats of a taxi

Someone get a cap of the shot from behind Dr. Now's shoulder where he's grabbing her hand like someone dangling over a cliff in a movie

Is she a feeder

All right lads I'm too lazy to read, what have I missed?

We /nurgle/ here

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>we need the jaws of life
>Alright, where is the accident
>Um....

Waste of resources.

All of this is charged for miss wages. He gets even more.

>implying he didnt sneakily start the meter the moment she got stuck
you got to know the tricks in that business

horrible way to go desu

imagine the smell

would black guys still find her attractive because she has a massive ass?

>only 400 calories per meal m8
this bitch just ate like 12 whole fried chicken wings and a whole pizza, I don't think this is going to work. If she doesn't die in this taxi anyway.

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No. She's going to have to move to Texas from North Carolina, so we'll get it anyway

Same old, but she is stuck in a taxi

>BetterHelp ad

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I don't know if I could handle that level of kino tbqhwy

yes, theres been plenty of episodes like this. Sometimes the guy leaves when she loses too much weight

washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/03/21/man-dies-after-trapping-his-head-in-a-movie-theater-seat/
It happens

Kino

He's getting a pretty good story to tell his mates at the bar, plus he got to meet Dr. Now.

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NOW they call the amberlamps.

Should have gotten that lifealert.

imagine dying because you were too lazy to lift your leg
watching this show is truly staring into the abyss

theres a pretty good chance she's going to have a heart attack

700lb death rattle doesn't sound good

Just grease her down with corn oil

>Help I'm 725lbs and can't get KFC

I can tell, hot damn.

Imagine how many calories she burned struggling in the taxi

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Is she taking a shit in the taxi? That's what it sounds like.

"Ohhhhh, hep me jebus"

Nothin' a good ol' tub of lard wouldn't fix.

>become a first responder
>a big chunk of your job consists of helping fat people getting unstuck

lol

How the hell did she get stuck?

What's that Terry Davis quote? That we turned the world into a nigger feed ranch?

>polite Dr. Now holding door open for camera crew

Too fat lmao

She ate a couple slices of pizza, then had like 10pcs of fried chicken , and washed it down with a large pizza, then the usual shit and now she's stuck in a taxi

She slowly fell over

I thought that shit shut down?
Is this peak kino lads?

she laid down on the right seat, claimed she needed help, didn't push or pull herself forward, and let them push her to the ground instead

She basically went in face-first and fell between the seats. She can't exactly lift her laygs like a normal person.

Bitch got stuck in a VAN?

Oh shit. The amberlamps DENIED her. Thats why she used a taxi.

Dr. Now is SAVAGE

did he just say she was too fat for an ambulance?

Dr now is going the extra mile she better lose the damn weight

an AMERICAN ambulance

All the streams freeze every 5 seconds

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she's just too lazy to use her legs

The size of that stretcher...that poor thing has seen some shit.

she hasnt even started her diet yet and shes dying

what have we created?

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Beached whale

How much money does Dr.Now make a year?

in HOUSTON

so why do they have to go to the hospital?
werent they already at an hospital??

sry drunk

>Pull me!
>gentle holds hand

Fucking lol dr now

1 million dollars

Dr.Now going to burn her excess weight with a flamethrower if she doesn't do it herself

Dr Now's place is a clinic, she needs to go to a hospital because shes having a small heart attack

literally me

van gave birth

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please someone cap that close up of her face in the bed

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Drs office first

>that black nurse
my peepee

Pretty sure Dr. Now runs a clinic. That isn't a fully staffed hospital

With every minute that passes I become more sure that she's going to die

Not enough for this job

he does it for free

shut off Ad Block, no private mode, delete history / cookies, shut off hardware acceleration in internet settings, use chrome / edge

This fat bitch is fucking larping for sympathy. That's how she got this fat, anytime anyone told her to stop eating, she'd start the histronics.

$1 on this being another fail episode.

Dr. Now wanted to observe her and do some tests to see exactly how fucked her health is. In the initial meeting he read off a huge list of problems she already has like diabeetus, blood clots, high blood pressure etc. And now he just said she is currently experiencing heart failure that has been going on for some time.

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I think this episode is going to end before she loses any weight

she cute

Give me the Vegas odds on this gal living through the next hour of television.

>Heart failure

ITS OVER BOIS. SHES DEAD

Was that water bottle filled with soda?

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>currently experiencing heart failure

Jesus

She's not happy with that hospital food

>1 hour in
>still no second weigh in
shes no going to make in boys

God damn it, 123 stream is shit tonight.

She's giving him the "Crackuh, you don't know sheeeeeit" look

she can't have this surgery with heart failure. show's pretty much over.

Why lose the weight? She's gonna die anyways.

probably some powered drink mix with artificial sweetener

We're an hour into this and just barely past the FIRST visit.

Shes gonna die.

diet snapple

I think Dr. Now would say something if one of his patients had the balls to drink fucking soda in front of him while they're hospitalized. It was probably tea.

This has been a pure fatkino episode

>Nate & Jeremiah by Design
those faggots are going to horribly molest that little boy to suicide.