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What is the best Crue song and why is it Live Wire?

It's meaningless because the things it tests for is arbitrary and the conclusion it reaches based on what it tests for is also arbitrary.

The test is meaningless because it's derivative of an agenda.

lol, checkout this incel who was in the movie

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More of a Metallica guy myself

What was the last good Netflix original? The Coen Bros. one? Can't think of any before that, show or movie.

This. You can easily pass the bechdel test by sacrificing 10 seconds of screentime of two female characters talking about sushi or shoes.

Did anyone else notice all the misogyny. Every other scene was some whore being degraded. I'm surprised Netflix was ok with it

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Kickstart My Heart is their only song that doesnt immediately make me want to shoot myself upon hearing.

They're not even withing the top ten 80s metal bands

It's the 80s and groupie sluts they're just being authentic

Memes aside, this one

He looks good, but he's no Lachowski.

Francisco Lachowski comes very close to perfection. There are virtually no flaws in his facial appearance.

He has perfect maxillofacial growth which becomes evident from the zygomatic arches that project wide and are round in shape in the tipping points. The nose is perfect: straight nasal septum indicates the face hasn't grown vertically more than it should at any point in developmental time so it doesn't appear hooked, it is also devoid of any obscure mal/formations, crookedness or deviation

He has near perfect dentofacial growth. While he has gotten some dental aid with orthodontics (evident from the appearance of his top central and lateral incisors+canines), his bite is perfect. You can tell this by looking at his lip posture, which is affected by the position of the mandible, and anyone will agree that it looks nice and balanced. The mandible is in an ideal position which means there's no malocclusion, and malocclusions have an enormous impact on the aesthetic appearance of the face. This is rare because with modern [western] diet and the rapid increase of allergies, it is extremely hard for most males to develop a nice looking jaw (not to mention that you need the appropriate testosterone levels and genetics to develop one). Lots of males that would normally develop a jaw similar to Lachowski's don't, because of mouth breathing or improper masticatory usage (the diet is too soft). It takes a perfect growing environment on top of good genes and hormone profile to develop a balanced facial structure like Lachowski's, and that's leaving out the individual features like the eye area, which in Lachowski's case is unique in itself. Now combine all this with the fact that he is over 6'2''. A good looking face with pretty features is hard to achieve when given a tall skeletal build. Most guys that you see with really pretty or handsome faces are 5'9'' to 5'11'', i.e. average height.

>they're more of a singles band than anything
Dr. Feelggod almost feels like a singles/greatest hits compilation. Almost every song hit the mark. I guess the same can be said about Shout at the Devil.

I watched it.

Butthole eyes SNL hack is the jewish manager.

Before Nikki Sixx ODs, a junky next to him says, "Walt Disney was a sick fucker, he used to have people shit on a glass table he sat under, ha ha, what a sicko".

It was so out of place and so undeniably jewish it threw everyone watching it for a loop. Even the people who think I am just joking about jews with some /pol/ humor are probably now looking up "109 countries" and "wooden doors?".

It was a decent netflix series - the actors really tried to channel the Crue and they poke fun at leaving certain people and stories out in order to make a series.

Completely degenerate - but barely any minorities and lots of white, REAL, tits. As someone with shoehorned diversity fatigue - I'll take what I can get.

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Exactly. 80s groupies would have probably acted as toilets for rock gods.

Just watched it didn't know anything about them before except Tommy was married to pamela Anderson I think I
I liked it was a bit sanitized but what isn't nowadays

I've seen it twice already.

I only watched it because I like Jeff tremaine. It was a fun watch and refreshing to see a netflix original without any niggers or women as leads

>"Film was degrading"

Obviously none of you Neetflix zoomdweebies grew up with the Crue or read "Dirt". This shitty ass Lifetime bio was tame AF. So tame, it was insulting to any true fan of the 80s rock lifestyle.

I can't believe some of you fags are treating it like Scarface, watching it multiple times and putting posters up on your wall. Fucking losers, go back to beating off to Bieber. Your generation ain't shit and ain't never gonna be shit!

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why is every role in a biopic about an american rock band played by a bong actor?

>Your generation ain't shit and ain't never gonna be shit!
Why would anyone want to be shit though?

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American actors are for diddling and buttplay

Fuck that shit. The movie was based and fun, if people plan on ripping it because it wasnt 100% accurate they can go fuck themselves. if you havent seen it watch it

Preview made it look like it could be fun. Had to give up less then two minutes in though. That opening voice-over was so fucking bad it killed it immediately

Could this have a negative repercussion on the band's legacy, in the same vein Leaving Neverland affected MJ's (banning songs from the radio, etc)?
Is the Crue being CANCELLED?

Its meaningless on an individual scale for an individual movie. It is not meaningless when you look at, say, all big blockbusters over a couple years.

All the transformer movies pass it despite making megan fox do stripper poses in half of them. Meanwhile, Buried, a movie about ryan renolds being stuck in a boxed tomb and a cell phone, does not.

Then you look at the movies from the sixites and seventies and you notice much less of them pass it than today.

Cardi B out there drugging people. That's way more current.

I dont think so, they didnt attack blacks and were pretty gay looking
so sjw's got nothing on them, not even #metoo could stop them

So what

>Cardi B
Which hair metal band is this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YotTDZiuIyo

I think it's great that Iwan Rheon, Ramsay, is in this. Though it can be hard to distance himself from that role due to how notorious the character became.

Motley Crue are pioneers of the TRANS movement, sjws cant touch them

everyone wishes they were in Motley Crue

Do they really have anything to do with it or are you just shitposting?

Are you the delusional faggot that said Motley Crue has more well known songs than guns and roses?

Satan's obviously shitposting m8. Everybody knows that Dee Snider is the real champion of the trans movement.

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Motley Crue is a garbage band.

Anybody that talks shit on THE CRUE is catching hands

Dee is Based, same can't be said about Motley Crue
They were shitty, but that doesn't mean the movie isn't fun to watch

>nudity and misogyny
It is a show about rock stars.

Motley Cure suck ass!

>no blacks on a netflix movie
>bad ratings
like clockwork

No one gives a fuck, and no one (Aside from Bruce Dickinson's wife) gave a fuck about them outside america. They were a novelty band that can't do world tours.

Oh boy are we really going to have a flamewar over 80s hairmetal bands...

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Couldn't get into it because the casting was shit. And the consistent breaking of the 4th wall was cringe. Also, Mick Mars' speech about being more respectful toward women than the other dudes in the band was super goofy.

No, there's a moron that is a motley crue fanboy and spergs, everyone else is baiting him, the popular opinion is that the movie is alright and pretty fun to watch, that motley crue sucks. But sadly now both netflix shills and the fanboy faggot are trying to bait incels into watching it by saying SJWs hate it.

>women than the other dudes in the band was super goofy.
HE WAS FUCKING JOKING

No he wasn't. I don't know about the actual band member they were portraying but that guy was a cringey ass debbie downer who would've been wearing fedoras and preaching atheism if he was born a millennial

It's a fucking Netflix original. It wouldn't be subtle if he was being sarcastic. All of the acting in the shit was over the top. Which makes sense since the director is one of the creators of Jackass.

No. I like both, I don't care which one had more hits. The Crue had more of a heavy metal edge while Guns cultivated a 70s hardrock groove. Both were great at what they tried to acomplish IMO. I think from a technical standpoint, most hairmetal bands were good. Skid Row, Warrant, Slaughter... even Bon Jovi.

HE'S THE ONE THEY CALL DR. FEELGOOD

Motley Crew were a shit band that ripped off a bunch of riffs from Venom and added the LA HEY BABY YEAH YEAH Van Halen style bullshit for lyrics. Always hated them. t. Boomer

Weave

Did they have the story with nikki and blackie lawless with the groupie

I give Crüe more of an advantage since they were in the scene in the beginning of the 80s while GnR had their debut in 1987.

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Critics hate it, audiences like it so it's probably pretty good

Well yeah, have you seen it? It's one of the worst movies i've seen but at the same time it's hilarious because it's over-the-top sex drugs and rock n roll. It's fun but not a good movie by critical standards though.

>dadrock biopic #9447
>not even a good dadrock band
It's a yikes from me desu

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The concepts they test for are meaningless so therefore the test is meaningless.

It is widely known that Rockstars slept with 100s if not 1000s of underage fans who were willing to do anything. What a time to be alive.

It doesn't test for concepts though. How can you test for a concept? That doesn't even make sense.

The representation of women in fiction is a feminist concept. How is that hard to grasp? Since art must be dictated by the artist the concept is meaningless since forcing artist to be "inclusive" invalidates their art.

It's been like 30 years since that was even marginally better than being into glam rock.

It's still better.

Anybody who liked that cheesy film can go suck a black dick. Motley Crue (and by extension, Ozzy, Pam Anderson, etc) would have made a true Emmy winning biopic in the vein of Rocketman or Bohemian Rhapsody. But you faggots are fine with a shitty fast food version because you consume Netflix like brain dead consumer shills that you are. Netflix could take a shit on a paper plate, piss on it, and you all would eat it up asking for more.

That ain't rock n roll... that's being a cuck.

>Bohemian Rhapsody

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>Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just go fuck yourself

Rocketman isn't even out yet and you already think it's a masterpiece just because it's not on Netflix? Yikes dawg, you have some pretty bad taste.

Jesus I can smell you roastie vagina through the Internet

Crüe already retired stupid

Best current working band, they live show are incredible

>Crüe already retired stupid
And so did Michael Jackson you dubs-wasting retard

Do they accuse them of sexual assault or fucking underage fans, or did they just make some groupies gargle their piss or some shit? In any case, I don't think anyone has mistaken them for anything but the white trash scumbags they are, so they'll still get to play reunion shows at nascar events as usual.

Nicely done

Too much feels and not enough shooting heroin in their dicks.

No.

Yeah, that’s because they were better at making films back then.

Tommy Lee had some based as fuck parents. Wish mine were half as supportive.

There are films written by women that don't pass the Bechdel test.

Goddammit why are there so many shitty biopics on music coming out. I guarantee we're going to get a musical cinematic universe soon where Freddie Mercury fights Varg. Screencap it.

What other bands are due for a biopic?

Guns N Roses? Nirvana?

True. This one is actually really good especially if you like just watching main characters interact.

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I'd watch the shit out of Deathbattles: Musician Edition desu

Gorillaz

Sweet. Added to the list.

>Freddie Mercury fights Varg. Screencap it.

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is this pasta?
made me feel even more self conscious than I already do desu

>Nirvana
there are like 100 documentaries about them already

>a true Emmy winning biopic
Who wants that? Who the fuck needs it? If you want to get into a band just listen to their music ffs. Everything that Motley Crue ever was and ever will be is in their discography.
The Dirt is nothing but a 6/10 raunchy comedy that, sure, features a bunch of great rock songs from the 80s, but that's about it.

That would be a boring biopic, just some dude drawing cartoons.

RHCP
Don't like their music, but the story could make a decent flick.

YOU SAY OUR LOVE IS LIKE DYNAMITE

Alice in Chains
Black Sabbath

It wouldn't be about how it was really created, but based on its lore.

>There are films written by women that don't pass the Bechdel test
Yes, and that's called "internalized misogyny" I think.

It was pretty cool. Based Slash had a cameo

Self Conscious? No one is better than Francisco Lachowski? And I'm not talking about 2007 Chico with autistic photos on his Facebook, I'm not talking about 2008 Francisco who won the Ford Men's Supermodel of the World in Sao Paulo and then won a Ford modelling contract and worked for Dior Homme, Versace, Dolce & Gabbana, DSquared, Gucci, Cavalli, Armani and others, I'm not talking about 2016 post-prime bearded Chico with two kids and married with Jessiann Gravel Beland, hell, I'm talking about 2010 Francisco with perfect facial harmony and universal appeal, 193 cm tall with perfect frame and bideltoid breadth, completely hooded eyes with aegyo sal and neutral canthal tilt with no scleral show and no upper eyelid exposure, flawless skin and perfect facial leanness, 1.88 fwhr, 0 on the NW scale, 7 cm interpupillary distance and 14.2 cm of zygo width, forward grown maxilla and jawline with a massive skull

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Manson would be good.

>gorillaz lore
Must be 18+ to post here

Marilyn Manson was a novelty. Nothing more, nothing less.

This. A biopic of Ozzy with the right talent behind it would be great.

Metallica is still relevant and selling out shows left and right. You can't say that about a lot of 80s hair metal bands.

just like musician biopics

Would be interesting to see him go from being huge to being unbelievably pathetic. That divorce really did a number on him.

Home Sweet Home

A aic biopic would probably be depressive af,but a sabath one would be kino

Meanwhile movies from the 60s and 70s are better than movies now. Hmm really makes you think roastie

>Bohemian Rhapsody/Box office
>879.8 million USD
Cry harder faggets

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I went to school with Daniel Webber, was best friends with my brother, it's pretty funny seeing him in all these miniseries/movies over the past few years.

They really did this? Disgusting.

Apart from his nose, he's ideal. Masculine hard bones with soft feminine features like his full lips and lashes, how's this incel tier?

>"109 countries" and "wooden doors?
I get the former but what does wooden doors allude to?

That's easy really.

>You know I'm a dreamer
>But my heart's of gold
>I had to run away high
>So I wouldn't come home low
>Just when things went right
>It doesn't mean they were always wrong
>Just take this song and you'll never feel
>Left all alone
>Take me to your heart
>Feel me in your bones
>Just one more night
>And I'm coming off this
>Long and winding road

Their live shows really aren't THAT great.

It's not easy to support your kid when he's a deviant and a wastrel.

Crue has always been barely one notch above Poison-tier shit, movie is just their old Behind The Music episode with nudity.

I've never read the book but the way everyone and their grandma talked about it I was expecting a LOT more out of this. I mean the Crüe themselves were hands on for this project... couldn't they say "hey, my man, why is this so tame?". MGK as Tommy is one of the best castings I've ever seen, though

What do you degenerates expect? 120 days of Sodom?

I think you're vastly underestimating how little people care about "rockstars" now a days.

They care for ig thots and kpop stars
back then you didn't have those

Remember, it's being distributed by Netflix. Still, surprised with what they let them get away with.

they honestly have about 3 good songs total

>The Virgin Glamfag vs The Chad Thrashlord

he just looks like a squinty boy

it's Yea Forums
it's never been Yea Forums
fucking newfags

Soft core porn version of Hangover but with rockstar

Gorillaz doesn't has underage fans, only 25-35 women fans.
It's not newfags, it's netflix shills
When the most interesting story about a band is their interactions with ozzy and fucking fans it means the band is shit.

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The gas chambers in a lot of "death" camps had wooden doors.
Wood isnt known for its sealing capacity

lmao, really? Can't believe people fall for that shit.

>ey tone

>biopic
it's shit.

>It usually means the band is shit
Not even gonna argue with you on that one. I never really listened to Crüe, but the way their book is hyped I was expecting shit load more than what they show.
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Lemmy.

Never heard of these guys until now.
Thanks, user. They're fucking great.

R-rated Tipper Gore biopic when

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Absolute cash grab trash film. The acting, the casting, the dialogue, the setting, the music are all cretinous drivel. Not only that, but they chose a mediocre glam rock band. As if anyone outside of trailer parks and 80s groupies gives a fuck about a band that people remember more for their antics than their music.

This film is everything that is wrong with entertainment and viewers.

Unironically kino shot. Looks like a Rembrandt.

I'm so mad at Netflix for producing a film that was moderately entertaining for 2 hours.

OH I'M SO MAD!!!!

>Motley Crue

Literally who? Only songs I can name are Mr. Feelgood and the one that was in Vice City.

Yeah, now only Niggers and rich Jews get that treatment for free.