Shazam Mid-Credit Scene

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Holy shit no wonder DC is failing so badly

what

what am i looking at

I dont get it

>Hating based Mr Mind
For what reason?

Mr Mind.

is it like a little alien? I'm not sure what's going on

>niggas who know fuck all about shazam comics

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They're succeeding now that they have embraced the comics what with Aquaman and Shazam. Marvel saw the value in having easily memeable characters like Rocket, Groot, and Goose. DC does too now that they have an evil mastermind that is also a caterpillar.

>and Shazam.
Y-yeah

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Yikes.

No wonder Marvel won. DC just laid down and died.

It beat Aquaman in terms of pre-screening tickets, and the reviews are overwhelmingly good, so I'd imagine it's not going to be the strongest movie ever but it's going to do pretty well

sorry i dont read kids books i only shitpost about kids movies on 4channel

In fairness, Shazam had 2 preview showings compared to Aquaman's 1. I saw Shazam, and it's actually a more coherent/cohesive story than Aquaman w/ more heart but less spectacle. It would be a real shame if audiences slept on this one like they did w/ Alita but I wouldn't be surprised

>It's not punching at Marvel levels yet!
No shit. I'm talk about DC relative to its own track record.

niggas who know about Shazam vs niggas who know about pusy

Holy shit the normies itt.

>It beat Aquaman in terms of pre-screening tickets

That's only because shitzam had at least x3 more prescreenings that aquaman and keep buggying everyone to see it.

>but it's going to do pretty well
Maybe if it had six weeks to itself like Aquaman did but it has 2 at most meaning it's total domestic gross probably won't even be in the 60 million range

Based and Mr.Mind pilled

>posts on Yea Forums
Yeah bud Im sure youre a pussy magnet

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>That's only because shitzam had at least x3 more prescreenings
This they just had another one a couple hours ago

Movies make nearly all of their money in two weeks though, and no way is it making any less than 60M on its OW, let alone it's lifetime gross

>get Mark Strong
>don't have him play Lex Luthor

If it has a $15 million opening weekend which is getting more and more likely since the people who would see it then are already seeing it that's about $8 million in its second weekend so it will be lucky to hit even $30 million by the end of its run

If not knowing about obscure villains of one of the most obscure comic book heroes makes me a normie, then I guess I'm a normie

Shits unknown on 4chin. Imagine how moviegoers are going to react.

dingdingdingding

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desu i'd even settle for Strong being Lex's father especially after what Lex said about him.

Its tracking for a 40M domestic opening, where are you getting the 15M number from?

Hoping for that much of a flop is as delusional as the fags who thought Captain Marvel was going to bomb

the simpsons did it

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$15 mil from pre-screening sales

NIGGA HES A WORM LMAOOOOO

...

And Marvel is about to get on all fours, spread their ass cheeks and get fucked in the ass by sjws and libtards for phase 4. From the ashes of the MCU, like the Pheonix, DC will rise. The signs are already there.

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In with decent resolution for the save.

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you don't get pussy, faggot

Not even close

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Primitive simples...

Why even post this, OP? The fake nerds ITT don't even know characters like Mister Mind, who is a fictional character, a comic book supervillain created for Fawcett Comics, and now owned and published by DC Comics. Created by Otto Binder and C. C. Beck, Mister Mind first appeared as a voice only in Captain Marvel Adventures #22; his first true appearance was in Captain Marvel Adventures #26 (August 1943). One of Captain Marvel's primary villains, Mister Mind is a two-inch alien worm of high intelligence. Mind usually carries out his villainous plans through an organization called the Monster Society of Evil, significant as one of the first supervillain teams in comics to contain villains that a superhero had fought previously; prior to this, supervillain teams were composed of villains created just for that storyline.[1] The Monster Society made its debut in Captain Marvel Adventures #22, and the resulting "Monster Society of Evil" story arc continued for two years in Captain Marvel Adventures, ending with issue #46.

lol their "sjw" movies have been more successful than the rest m8.

Not to mention we're still going to have Iron Man and everyone else but Captain America after this shit.
>From the ashes of the MCU, like the Pheonix, DC will rise. The signs are already there.
As someone that loves the TDK trilogy and generally enjoys most of the MCU capeshit, I fucking hope so. Snyder fucked everything up so goddamn hard. All I want is for The Batman to be dope.

It had 3.5M in pre-screening sales, again, where are you getting the 15M number, atleast the 40M number is backed up by analyst tracking

So they're really trying not to blow their load with Black Adam too early huh?

The Rock don't want to portray a villian.

He's getting his own movie

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This before black Adam? That's a yikes. Or are they planning in releasing multiple shazam movies.

overreact much? you DC dorks are always gonna have an inferiority complex if you keep letting Marvel live in your heads, rent free

Dcfags are in denial (as always), but the general belief is that Rock no longer wants to do a black adam film - I'd suspect well see him in the MCU very soon.

By those you actually mean 2. The cultural appropriation one and the feminist one. Both will lose steam for its next outing. Libtards have very short attention spans. Besides CM was sandwiched in between Infinity War and Endgame. Plus the shady shit the mouse did which should be investigated by SEC. Phase 4 will be a disaster. Don't fool yourself.

>General belief
From who? Name any legitimate source that is saying this? In fact, places are reporting that they're currently writing the Black Adam movie and that it will feature the Hawks, Star Girl and Atom Smasher

The mouse is cooking the books.

I always laughed at DCucks but its really over for the Mouse now.
>aquaman
>soulzham
And compared to what? captain fungus? Marvel has lost their marbles, their time is up.

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Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Captain Mediocre greenlit and shoved down our thoughts because Marvel needs a Wonder Woman of their own? Which did nothing more than divide the fans make more than half jump ship to DC? I'm one of them.

Endgame is going to be more successful than the past 5 DC movies combined so it doesn't really matter

BASED

ROCK WOULD BE BADASS AS NAMOR IN A FANTASTIC 4 FLICK

cam rip is out already?

And it will be the last triumphant Marvel movie. 10 years was a good run fellas. Bow out with some class.

Yeah its the GRAND FINALE to 10 years of buildup, I'll see it too. But it'll be extremely difficult for them to pull that off ever again, there's only so many more stakes they can come up with (and stark is dead too)

>switching from one brand to another like it ain't all capeshit

You're worse than the diehard comic fans, cause you're just a fairweather faggot with no loyalty and just bounces from one fad to another. Image comics will be popular by next year, we're sure you'll jump to that next, won't you, you ignorant weak willed faggot. It's seriously sad that you are so retarded you don't even know how ignorant you sound.

>"I don't like Brie, so I'm a DCuck now! Yea!! Hey DCbros, when's the next dick sucking contest cause I'm really good at it and I love to swallow!"

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Don't you fucking preach to me about loyalty. I was there from the beginning. I loved Marvel comics going back to Chris Clermont run on the X Men. I was in it from the start twerp. I first saw Marvel comics decline with its heavy SJW push. Rebooting 7 damn times in 5 years. Now, that cancer has bled into the MCU. There are legitimate problems with Captain Mediocre and its wrong to affirmative action her into the top stop to appeal to people who aren't even interested in comics in the first place. These are the same people who say Nerd is the new sexy. Just going with the trend. DC sucked for a good minute. Synder was never really given his fair shot. I'm watching Endgame but I will support Marvel afterwards. They will reap what they sow

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*will NOT support going forward

This, except the typo at the end

So WW is a pedo

Almost half the women in the League want to fuck Billy, some not knowing he's really a shota.

I would have watched this movie earlier if it wasn't for this faggot. Can't stand him.

>By those you actually mean 2. The cultural appropriation one and the feminist one.
be more clear with your outrage idk what the fuck you're talking about
>Both will lose steam for its next outing.
yeah because that's totally how that works. Why do you do this shit where you set yourself to be disappointed later? You like tell yourself these wishful thinking memes that kind of involve you actively denying reality and trends and stuff, and then when reality plays out differently you have to lapse into shrieking that "Disney is buying tickets" or whatever just to justify the crazy conspiratorial nonsense you let yourself believe in the first place.
>Libtards have very short attention spans.
The irony is you jump from scandal to scandal and then retroactively change your opinions about those scandals if they play out differently than you expected. All the retards that were calling WW feminazi jew propaganda when that came out where celebrating it when CM came out just to be contrarians. You'll be calling CM a "proper Aryan superhero done right" in a few years whenever the next "feminist" superhero capeshit comes out that triggers you. Time is flat circle.
>Plus the shady shit the mouse did which should be investigated by SEC.
EXACTLY MY POINT! You spent months convincing yourself that everyone is as autistic as you and there's NO WAY that people just went to see the movie that was "sandwiched in between infinity war and Endgame." CLEARLY Disney committed securities fraud! They're risking billions in fines just to flex on virginal losers like (You)!
>Phase 4 will be a disaster.
Most peope are pretty done with capeshit regardless. But there's no real reason to think that suddenly Disney is going to stop making functional movies that appeal to broad audiences of children.
>Don't fool yourself.
That's literally what you're fucking doing right now you fucking idiot. You're setting yourself up to feel stupid later, and for what?

Am I supposed to care what this random guy thinks on some random forum?

Fucking. AWESOME.

>Mr Mind
What the fuck is this?
I swear, this simulation we're living in just generates some of the most bizarre shit.

Lol blah, blah,blah

The one you people get triggered lol hahahahaha. Re-read your diatribe homie. Its just blah blah "you disagree with me" blah blah "you're a racist". The echo chamber is full tonight

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>kek that was cringe level event shit

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>Lol blah, blah,blah
nobody cares that you struggle with the english language cucko
>The one you people get triggered lol hahahahaha.
get a better translator
>Re-read your diatribe homie
reevaluate your life nigger
>Its just blah blah "you disagree with me" blah blah "you're a racist".
no it isn't. That's how you choose to read into everything that bothers you because you're an easily manipulated cuck. Your mind is not your own. You are trained to reflexively lash out and feel persecuted for the retarded shit you believe.

Nowhere in any of that did I say you were a racist. You being upset about that pretty clearly demonstrates that you likely are a racist, and you have a lot of cognitive dissonance about that, which is how you're being manipulated by the people you trust.
>The echo chamber is full tonight
What would you say you're doing other than reflexively retreating to the safety of your echochamber and the strawmen you prop up to be upset about?

you're actively choosing NOT to engage honestly with me, you've instead chosen retreat and whine about how you feel attacked. You're a zero-sum loser.
and an assblasted samefaggot

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who does mr mind's voice?

You keep speaking your age. Lol hahaha. Your safe space doesn't extend past your bedroom loser

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Fucking confirmed
>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
>anti-white apehop music
>youtube aesthetics
>videogame sensibilities
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
>funkopop collecting betaplay signaling
>trendy stranger things executive decisions
>diverse heroes destroy the evil white english man
>rotten tomatoes approved
>tumblr(tranny) approved
>numale cartoon chicken/TBBT pandering
This is capeshit made by reddit for reddit. Regular capeshit was always bad enough but at least it didn't self consciously strain itself to have "meme moments" like this and GOTG turned it all up to 11.

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what a waisted opportunity

>GOTG
what?

>All these faggots hating Mister Mind
Men of no taste, at all. Oh what, you wanted Black Adam? The guy who's just Billy but with a different pantheon? Fuck off.

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I want a dickbutt edit

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>You keep speaking your age.
what language do you feel more comfortable speaking? Russian?
>Lol hahaha
the irony is that you're sitting along staring into a black mirror.
>our safe space doesn't extend past your bedroom loser
how is this not projecting? You're the one retreating to pretend text laughing and le ebin facebook troll memes. Stay assblasted little qt.

Seriously what country are you from?

Bet everything you are crying about sounds a lot better in your mind.

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Guardians of the Galaxy

>faceless superman cameo
my.mixtape.moe/jiyujn.mp4

Is that a fucking Pokemon?

>Bet everything you are crying about sounds a lot better in your mind.
again, how is this not projection?

what language do you actually know? Are you using google translate right meow?

When was the last time Mr. Mind was actually relevant? 52?

You've been downgraded from annoying to just plain sad. Copy that? Understand that? Lol fucking loser

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So is Karen Fukuhara dead?

>You've been downgraded from annoying to just plain sad.
Again how is this not projection? Remember when you had an argument LOL
>Copy that?
Nope. Not copying at all. I get that you're super upset. Are you Russian? You're talking like a Russian when they get triggered.
>Understand that?
Nope. What language are you comfortable speaking?
>Lol fucking loser
no u haha

Nigga how does a worm fight a superhero.
Explain shit shit to me DCucks.

Fuk u hara

It takes over the minds of other super heroes and uses them to fight, obviously.

key to the ino

>a fucking caterpillar

Top kek

Yup uh huh. Most attention you received all week isn't it? I don't mind trolling back and forth with you. It's actually comical for me seeing simps like yourself try to sound like an adult. But honestly dude. Relax before you sprain something.

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Why not just take over Shazam's mind and then kill himself

>If it has a $15 million opening weekend
You're delusional if you really think that's going to happen. Do you guys really think this is going to do worse than that last Fantastic Four film?

He's a genius and controls others through manipulation, mind control, and hypnosis

Because of magic.

>Most attention you received all week isn't it?
no I do this pretty much every day.
Again how is this not projection?
>I don't mind trolling back and forth with you.
no shit because you're lonely
>It's actually comical for me seeing simps like yourself
what is your level of education? What is your life and work experience?
>try to sound like an adult.
So you're like 16 then? Is that what you're projecting now? How young ARE you?
>But honestly dude. Relax before you sprain something.
I'm laying down typing into the black mirror watching bullshit. How assblasted are you right now? You're terrible at banter and you have no argument. Nobody will notice your absence.

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Bro, nobody cares for you. I entertain you. Don't feed anything else into it. You just admit you're laying in bed. Leave it every now and then and get some fresh oxygen. Might be beneficial for you. If not then listen to voice. You know the one. Things will be better for you once the blade cuts your veins. I promise

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>Bro, nobody cares for you.
no shit I've been saying that the entire time
> I entertain you.
no shit I've been saying that the entire time
>Don't feed anything else into it.
Again how is this not projection?
>You just admit you're laying in bed.
nope on the couch
>Leave it every now and then and get some fresh oxygen.
literally just came in from having a ciggo. got home a few hours ago.
>Might be beneficial for you.
Again how is this not projection?
>If not then listen to voice. You know the one
No I don't. The fuck are you talking about.
>Things will be better for you once the blade cuts your veins. I promise
You're just stealing my bit. Be more original loser.

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>teasing the caterpillar instead of Dwyane
Fucking stupid.

He cute. :3

why's he writing wingdings all over his wall lmao

Dwayne doesn't want to be teased with an after credit scene. He wants full blown marketing for his movie

>waisted
lol

>Cope

What's Cavil's excuse?

Thats a big yikes from me

He's a Yea Forumsfag - his name is Ladderbro.

he sounds like a huge fag

Yeah, you can always tell who the Yea Forumsfags are because they always fall for bait and always respond with a question to create discussion.
For example, say something like:

>"The studio already said there's not going to be an Aquaman sequel."

And just watch them get their panties in a twist, it's fucking hilarious to watch them squirm and jump thru hoops:

>"Who said that?! Post a link to your source! You're a shill! But seriously, why do you think that? I'm so pissed rn. I was promised a sequel, where did you hear that?!"

Like clockwork.

>caterpillar

he's a VENUSIAN

186,744

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>babies first troll
Aw

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There is no excuse. He left DCEU

Like their reaction to Howard the Duck, maybe?

I dig it.

Fucking based.

Holy shit, that would be awesome.

Yes. A 70-year-old one. Trust me, you don't want to see what he evolves into.

Marvel's weird side of capeshit is atleast cool
A fucking worm

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Yeah, marvel is sick

What the fuck is that?? A fucking worm? That's a weird looking fucking worm..
MAH!!! YOOO there's a stray worm outside!
It looks.. it looks like GRANDMA the FUCKING thing!! foh

i refuse to believe this is real. this is just really good CGI. this is not real life.

This doesn’t get replies, but I want you to know this was a very very good joke, user. You made me laugh out loud, pat yourself on the back.

they paid those extras like $40 to do a short scene.
$4000 for 100 people isn't much when movies cost millions to make, the costumes were probably all made by children in china, so add another $500

Is that for Pokemon or what?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Rock is one of the producers

Yes, because clearly a nazi with a crimson cranium and Jeff Goldblum are the height of villainy.

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>all these Caroltrannies
god, only thing the mousejews needed to rally the trannies, twitter roasties and soi drinkers was to shill Captain Cuntwhore's vagina

I'm optimistic for Shazam but Alita was shit that just happened to cater to a specific demographic

honestly I don't care about Mind but I care about BLACK ADAM

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>Oh no, the hero is being attacked by a villain who's his exact double.

Fucking fags never read a damn comic in their lives.

that's nice, but when?

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Holy shit they actually did it
Faggot.

The thing is, going by the trailers Sivana has the same powerset as Shazam and Black Adam in this movie. If they did Black Adam in the next film they'd be doing the overdone 'villain is the evil version of the hero' thing twice in a row

power girl's existence in the DC comics is kind of erased along with other JSA members

>Just a Caterpillar

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No it isn't. She was in a book with Huntress when the New 52 happened then fucked off back to Earth 2.

that's not mothra...

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He's being silly

>tfw you like Shazam but are boycotting the movie just to anger DCucks

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>Not seeing a movie and supporting a franchise you like so you can argue on the internet
I honestly don't understand you company war guys

I need to do my part to hurt the movie sales because the tears and denial are literally just that fucking tasty.

>mothra
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

OK man. Have fun I guess

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That's stupid.
You're stupid.
Don't live your life a slave to your idea of being on one side of a pointless rivalry, just see the movies that look interesting to you, and enjoy yourself.

Asshole

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When I picked my Dr. Doom reaction gif, this image was right next to it. Weird!

>the stereotypical evil laugh he does at the end
I'd enjoy capeshit a lot more if they did this kind of stupid shit more often

>he

To think there are "people" out there who want to hide those tits.

Ultra Humanite should be able to wear whatever he wants

I hope we get trippy dreamscape/astral plane stuff like they've never once got right in the X-Men movies. The closest they ever came was Xavier vs. Apocalypse.

Hell yeah.

Underrated af.

Seriously, do you remember the last time you heard a genuinely evil laugh in a movie? Because I sure as fuck don't.

>Shazam is the best capeshit available, it doesn’t rely too heavily on epic quips and funny al-
>oh look a fucking slug

>Oh look I never read a comic

I wonder why DC isn't popular outside Batman and Superman...

>being proud of reading picture books aimed at children
The state of you mate

I know right? Where's all the blood and violence and pouches.

Austin Powers. I shit you not.

I logged onto my Internet Movie Database account for the first time in ten years, to give Shazam 10 out of 10, despite having never seen it.

Come at me.

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I was gonna say maybe Palpatine?

That "slug" is an extraterrestrial/multiplanar lifeform who can consume your consciousness, and this is just his larval stage.

Wonder Woman

oh no no no

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Based af tbqphwy.

Oh yeah! The general dude that I'm still convinced was proto-Captain Nazi.

cute?

Lmao this nigga

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Looks like my nigga Venom

Tell me about !

A dragon dildo?

>leave captain marvel to me

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Now I HATE going against the normie NPC hivemind, which is a great hivemind, and I'm not saying DC isn't the epitome of cinema and fun movies, but in my opinion, which is my own, and others might disagree with me, which I fully respect, because my thoughts are my own and everyone is different, this particular DC Expanded Universe Movie, isn't as good as the others (and that's a good thing for popculture)

i was hoping it was going to be this

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Shazam is going to make 750 million easily. I work for Warner Bros

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Sorry sweetie. Shazam is gonna be a good sized hit

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>actually knowledgeable about kiddie Shazaaaam "lore"

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Rock as Reed Richards!!! Based LITTY

Cute!

have sex

REEEEEe

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>kiddie

Like how Disney moms ignore this proof because it destroys their narrative

Is that the hungry hungry caterpillar

Thats the last decent capeshit event so yes.

>cares about capeflicks
>gets intimidated by villains you would expect from children's entertainment

lol?

>I work for Warner Bros
Yeah right

If you really worked for WB you would know they're in full panic mode wondering if it's too late to change the date and how quickly they can get it on netflix

At this point they consider getting HALF of that to be a miracle

>20 second clip of irrelevant nothingness
>d-dc cucks btfo! my superhero movies are better than yours!

>cool

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no

>of irrelevant nothingness
It's clearly setting up a sequel that will never happen because this shit will bomb

HOLY SHIT...read this its over bro. you got REKT

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Yes

They realized putting it between two of the biggest movies of the year was a HUGE mistake

CUTE!!!

Yap, that´s pretty much exactly how you brainwash young boys into cuckdom.

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