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They actually look like they would make cool toys this time honestly.

So they're really adding two more niggers.

Seriously, this entire trilogy has been such a disaster when it comes to this stuff. It is really shocking to see a company like Disney drop the ball so hard when it comes to toys, and to manage that on every possible level. Lets just break down Rey here for a moment; she has a boring uninspired costume that has even less going on that what she has worn before, she doesn't have her own signature weapon and is still just using Anakin's Lightsaber, she doesn't have her own signature vehicle and still just flies the Falcon going by the poster. How the fuck do you make toys out of this?

Will Nathan Drake and Finn finally kiss? Maybe it's the low res of the image but Chewie looks especially shaggy. Why is Lando wearing his Solo clothes again? Seems like he should have put them on after Empire instead of wearing Han's clothes. Would have been a nice throwback, I think. Maybe in the all-cgi 100th anniversary 8k digital release of the OT.

The Fempire Strokes Black

are you guys seriously complaining about being disappointed by action figures?

glib^2

Mary Sue and the Shitskin Allstars

Kek. Noice

>Billy Dee dressed as Glover's Lando
Jesus wept.

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So is Zorii supposed to be their go at a female boba fett, but they hired the doctor who costume department to design it?

Meanwhile, in 20 year old low budget TV.

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30-40 year old incels from /toy/ are the only people who buy these things

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This is the most blatant sign that Disney has no idea what they are doing with their management of Star Wars as an IP. They took a brand that was making billions annually off the sale of toys and other licensed products, it was still managing this a decade after the release of the last movie mind you, and they just destroyed it.

Goddamn is Claudia Black hot.

what the fuck is up with that? are they actually that fucking braindead that they think people wont know who lando is if hes not wearing his outfit from Solo A Star Wars Story TM Copyright Disney Film Studios 2018?

FPBP

Why Rey still have Anakin lightsaber

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Finally, no white people. At long last

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do you have the numbers on toy sales for Star Wars since the sequel trilogy began?

you are talking straight out of your ass. you're the same as the people who say The Last Jedi killed Star Wars -- yeah I guess that's why it broke record sales

its fine if you don't like it, but like who gives a fuck about your opinion anyway?

I unironically thought the same. They added archer chick cause Katniss.

Looks like such a boring and abysmal cast of characters

I think you mean Rey's lightsaber, misogynerd

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>hey, luke's outfit in ROTJ was black, so what if we make rey's white for her ROTJ?
>dat smart
>thank u

Quality post

This is an image board. The whole point of being here is to share opinions.

heh

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>Lando dressed like Solo's version
>Poe dressed as Nathan Drake instead of Han Solo this time
>Zorii just a rip off Zam Wesell
>Jannah

The Star Wars franchise was basically a toy driven franchise in the old days. New figures and ships would sometimes come out before the movie was even released and people would buy the figures not even knowing anything about the character. Boba Fett was available two years before ESB came out if you mailed in proofs of purchases. One kid in my Kindergarten class got one and brought it in for show and tell. The whole class was mystified. I haven't watched the new trilogy but I do remember some commercials for toys when TFA was being hyped but I haven't seen any ads for Star Wars toys since then. That's unbelievable for Star Wars.

She's probably a cheap lazy copy of Tali'zorah.

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Niggy Stardust and the Gib Me Dats

Boba Fett was in new hope but only for a scene if I remember.

>yeah I guess that's why it broke record sales
TFA: $2,068,223,624
TLJ: $1,332,539,889
Records for the biggest decline between mainline entries in a franchise maybe?

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The Communication Disruptions.

they already had Phasma who could've been a cool character if handled right.

Savage

Only in the special edition

Ah fair enough

Good taste brother

>No aliens.

The pattern continues.

That scene wasn't in the theatrical release. Lucas added it with that awful Jaba scene for the special edition. There was a mis-colored boba Fett in a cartoon short for the 1978 Christmas special the new they offered the figure in 1979 if you mailed in 4 proofs of purchase from the other action figures.

you didn't notice that Finn is dressed like Han this time but since Han's outfit looks un-Han like on his pear shape, no wonder. I wouldn't know until Boyega sock account asked Boyega on twitter about it.

>she doesn't have her own signature weapon and is still just using Anakin's Lightsaber

It feels as if they're not giving her a unique light saber staff weapon outvof spite for the audience. Like, everyone saw her staff in VII and immediately predicted that she'd get a light pike, thus ruining the surprise of a big reveal, so JJ sulks and sticks with Anakin's lightsaber.

An alien setting that features *aliens*, imagine that.

it makes sense in a way. a Jedi's saber reveals a lot about their personality. the fact that Rey doesn't have her own saber says a lot about her personality, or lack thereof.

Deep

Maybe she made a new one but still wanted it to be blue.

kek. I couldn't really discern anything but after looking at it he kinda looks like he's dressed in an ill fitting cowboy shirt and vest

oh man it made just over a billion rip star wars

The picture is too low quality to tell if it is the same, it's just blue.

>bow and arrow
OOOOOHNONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice goalpost shifting

very ill fitting plus he's wooden af. none of Ford's nonchalance.

aka The Peg Warmers

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Its just Anakin's lightsaber again

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isn't that racist? like, couldn't they make the afro lady technically advanced like Wakanda? why ooga booga stereotyping?

just so you know that's a record-breaking box office number

plus you didn't say star wars was in trouble you said they killed star wars by not having toys you liked you queer

a bow is too advanced. she should have a spear.

A plate in her lip would've been a nice touch as well.

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The FemDom Menace

>who gives a fuck about your opinion anyway?
Apparently you do for replying fag

>nochalance
casting a british black person as an heir to the ford character is fucking retarded. they probably though black=swagger but british black people are not like american blacks. they're a mix of english-ninny and insecure second gen immigrant forced-to-learn-violin kids. Plus they see american blacks and get really confused trying to live up to that image that's not natural to them. So 'wooden' is putting it lightly.

>No aliens
Kek

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It's a penis with two penises for eyes.
What was JJ thinking?

>90% off clearance

that's rose tico (actress crashed her car after shooting TLJ)

The real question is why dosen't she have a blue double bladed saber.

>2019
>calling someone a fag

...thanks?

The “literally no one’s favorite characters” squad

this perfectly describes why Bodega is such dumb shit in real life and that rubs off on the screen.

>current year
>offended by fag on a vietnamese basket weaving board
How new are you? Or are you visiting from reddit?

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>the creative void continues

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>disability rep
Luke AND Vader were both disabled. So was that robot dude working for Dooku that twirled multiple lightsabers, and count snook or whatever his name was clearly had some fucking problems, and now the red and black guy has robot legs. I guess they explicitly want more disabled hero characters? I was just going to make a Hutt joke with the fat requests, but what the fuck. If there's one thing Star Wars has it's a whole bunch of disabled people living better lives because of awesome prosthetics. I'm clearly not a huge SW fan, since I don't remember their names or anything, but even I spotted all the disabilities.

It's a Wakanda vibrate bow

God damn i want to dick that red prequel alien chick so bad

>all these lame new aliens
>a couple OT aliens
>no PT at all
>humans everywhere

Chewie & The Zoomers

back in the day even the side characters were worth buying

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You think those people watched the movies?

With how the world has a fucking boner for Star Wars that I've never quite understood? Yeah, I assume they've seen them at some point. It's the most mainstream intergenerational sci-fi you can get.

I would fuck a couple of the prequel aliens. non of the sequel aliens.

The Knockoffs

toy sales are an important part of star wars, if the toys flop, the whole franchise goes down with it

Literal Puddle of Mud

Is no one gonna talk about how C3P0 is holding a fucking gun?

He's right you know. You're a fucking faggot.

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This doesn't bother me at all.

This does though.

Literally "I wanna do what the cool boys are doing too" the poster.

That's Darth Maul, user.

>stormtrooper design
>clone trooper helmet
>royal guard colors
COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL DESIGN ALREADY YOU FUCKING HACKS.

>coolest costume

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When I was a kid in the 80's I wanted all the figures. My parents bought me the main ones and a couple ships each Christmas which was great. My Dad worked ground crew at the airport and one day when he was stocking liquor and shit on a plane he found a bag some kid left on the plane and it was full of ESB and ANH figures. There were three storm troopers and two snow troopers as well. All their weapons too in a separate baggie. I just about shit my pants when he brought that home.

Someone please respond to , I'm losing my fucking mind over this. The poster is fake, right?

like if owned

This. Merchandising is more important than box office. Kids today spend money on super hero and Fortnite shit. They don't care about SW. Lucasfilm tried so hard to get girls to care too but failed. Girls want princess dolls or LOLs.

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C3P0 with Chewies bowcaster is a real strange choice.

it's chewbacca's crossbow and the poster is real, it confirms a lot of insider information going around months ago and introduces new characters

>live in a country with the right to bear arms
>doesn't walk around in public with a bow and arrow in case of attacks
Cringe

A gun is a lot more practical.

>thinks a bow and arrow is a reliable self defense weapon
cringe

Reminder that this is a thing in nu-canon:
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Eleodie_Maracavanya

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"no wait boys"

looks fucking laughable though

and gay

rian/ jj fingers made this post

>ZORII

They're trying so hard to make a "female boba fett." I can't wait to laugh when this one shits the bed like Phasma did and none of the toys sell.

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>the fucking kylo ren mask is put back together with red kintsugi.
>the skywalker saber has duct tape on it.
>bunch of new characters no one cares about
>not even bothering with fat asian everyone hates.

It's like character development is fucking frozen in the ST or something.

so will ep 9 begin with a shitty forced quip like 7 and 8 did

it's irreparably fucked, yeah

the continuity logic is a mess all round

>thesis
>antithesis
>synthesis
Is this trilogy kino?

it has nice tits though

>luke ghost is haunting kylo ren
>says he reminds him of old jedi master ligma

what if they fixed it with time travel? before luke kills himself to magically force project himself to fight ren he uses the force to send rey a message through the past so that everything in 8, and even half of seven didn't happen? like han's death? and the film is about righting all the missteps?

They look pretty mediocre to me. I'm honestly surprised they allowed a character with tits at all though considering that Disney is not only dedicated to forcing a feminist agenda, but they're also not allowing any actual good looking women to be in their movies either. It's pretty weird. You'd think feminism would want to empower women by including beautiful women in their roles, but they keep using ugly fat people instead

I would be incredibly impressed that Disney would be so bold, but it wouldn't redeem anything and I'm not gonna see it in theaters regardless. Fuck nu-Star Wars.

>feminism
>beautiful

it's a "Satisfying" Conclusion to the Skywalker Saga!

No, it will break new ground by starting with TWO quips

who sews Rey's clothes?

sue sews Rey's clothes.

Using beautiful people really goes a long way for furthering a cause. This is the biggest sign that they're retarded.

stop that

DOOM'D

man the negro always gets the shortest end of the stick in terms of looking cool.

Zorii is Keri Russell's character isn't it?

ye

those bright blue pants don't go with the rest of the outfit

>t. uneducated zoomer

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that Rey gettup kinda reminds me of Padme in AOTC..but more...cough...politically correct.

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that padme has a disturbingly large ratio of midriff coverage

the only good thing about aotc

Reylos theorize that Kylo and Rey have both regressed because they are separated.

>his helmet put back together shoddily
>her old outfit and hair buns plus taped lightsaber

They will develop for real when they get back together. Solidarity of Light and Dark symbolism to become Grey. That's why they are all white and black outfits too!

The concept art of Rey's outfit made her look more feminine and slimmed, but Daisy in the actual pictures just make the outfit look fat and blocky.

The Shaka Zulus

It's like she gained 30 pounds.

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im reporting your nigger dad

this happened what, 4-5 years ago

Pisses me off too.

>fat shaming
>compares a normal pic with a horizontally squashed one

You need to go back

there is no concept art of Rey's outfit Lukeshitter, fuck outta here with your Daisy bashing

they put a band below the female boba fett's chest level just to emphasize her tits

holy fuck
imagine the cope

she'll be trans

faggot

They are the only characters who reverted back to old looks. As usual their arcs parallel each other. They're even set on more or less equal standing on that retail poster that just leaked.

I'm fuckin laughing how Finn is the one in the female butt-marketing presenting stance

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>We killed Han, Luke, and Leia, who else can we kill from the original movies?
>Get me Billy Dee Williams on the phone, STAT!

He looks like he just got interrupted squatting to shit or something.

Damn that’s awesome, I had lik the exact opposite thing happen to me. My parents bought me some Star Wars figures for special occasions and this one time I was going on a trip and I wanted to bring them with me, I had to promise my parents I’d be careful with them and they let me take them. I put them in their own bag and everything I even had all their weapons and stuff packed safely in separate bags cause I thought that meant I was doing a good job taking care of them and being responsible. Some random flight attendant guy checked my bag and told me I couldn’t carry it on the plane and that he’d put it in the luggage and I’d get it when I landed. Of course so never saw the big again, Wish I knew whatever happened to it, I had a sweet collection with a few storm troopers and snow troopers and everything.

>No Rose
>Minimal Finn
>B-Wings & A-Wings
>Knights of Ren

Did JJ Listen even a little bit?

this poster should've been the 2nd movie

THICC

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Your fave waifu Daisy has weight issues since TLJ, I'm sorry to have to break it to you this way.

>horizontally squished

My bad, she was always a fucking fatass they just tried to hide it with camera angles. Thanks for pointing it out.

Kylo is more prominent than her or anyone because he's the real main character.

I can't imagine a way to start a movie off on a worse foot than TLJ's phone pranking and 'Yo Mama' jokes. Literally something I would expect out of a comedy skit or Mad Magazine spoof. Disney fucking sucks

i like how the picture got deleted but not the post with the offensive word

They are just trying to hide his wide birthing hips so they can't photograph him directly from the front.

Pretty baffling choice considering ol' xenomorph there actually has a nice ass, you'd think they'd market it a bit more.

she aint hot no mo

I honestly believe they did this to Star Wars
on purpose. Just to piss people off.
There can be no other logical explanation.
The third will be the final nail in the coffin.

>Lando still wearing the same clothes

God, they really have no imagination