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Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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butts

First for big eyes

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First for Grewishka

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we NEED a discord

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The smile that /healed/ millions.

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>her eyes were green

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cut it out

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This guy is a goldmine of memes. If he ever makes it into sequels it wouldn't surprise me if he would become Yea Forums's next Bane or CIA guy.

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>yow, it's getting cold out here
>let's go back to the igloo, user
>maybe we can build a blanket fortress later

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nah, we really don't. We're doing just fine here.

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THE MAIN EVENT
OUR GIRL GOING OVER

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Thread for alita to talk about how kino it is, while thread about captain marvel is mostly trolling. Like Alita and the cat being more enjoyable then Brie larsons captain marvel

And when mods ban these threads what then

>>Imdb Poll
>Vote for ALITA

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Only a few more votes until /ourangel/ is #1 !!!

die, please

he is a big guy

>be at work
>friend texts me asking what I'm doing tonight
>alitapostin- I mean uh nothing lol
>says his bro is in town and they want to see Alita
well I was assuming Thursday would be my last time (16) but I guess I'm squeezing in a sneaky extra tonight with a few friends.

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THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo
ROADS TO FIRST PLACE LETS GO BOYYSS

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It's just a random person's poll. There's nothing to win here.

Goo start one then.
Us true Alita bros will be staying RIGHT HERE however.

What's this?

RULE 10, user! It applies to apps, too.

It was a matter of time until even bootlegs would be monetised.

that's a big eye

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There's a Boomer vs. Zoomer edit of this page somewhere

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Third world shitholes have been selling discs with camrips on the streets for ages

>imdb.com/poll/jRh_ra3Rz7k/results?answer=23&ref_=po_rv
did my part

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>tfw no redneck Alita gf

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What on earth was that guy going on about with people on discord trying to extort people? That was bizarre

have a blast, hope your friends like it

You can take your jabroni ass to discord and stay there

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what are your thoughts on alitawave?

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enjoy your autistic weeb threads while you can, retards. when my janitor acceptance email arrives in the coming weeks, these won’t be a problem anymore

Can’t wait to meet iron experience anons

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I think it's cool

KINO

lol okay bud

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Based and aestheticpilled

user, will you buy my blu-ray?

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Why do you want to delete these threads, user? People are happy, how does it hurt you?

Two of my favourite things in one
Need moar

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i love it.
thanks for the new wallpaper

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>YOU--erm--WE NEED A DISCORD!

remember, this is an attempt to destroy the generals and turn them into a cancerous tranny hugbox. we will never migrate

Thank you, you are a hero

Welcome to the rabbit hole.
imgur.com/a/aetzK9X

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Yes

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Its nice! If you can, make more of these!!

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Has there been a movie in recent times that has hypnotized its fans as much as Alita? Even the rabid Star Wars fanboys only saw TFA 5-7 times while you've got people going to Alita 10, 15, 20 and even more than 30 times. This is lost art. I don't think people were even that crazy about Star Wars, Jaws, Indiana Jones, Jurrassic Park etc back in the days when movie experience was unique and far superior to home video. It's amazing for a movie to captivate its fans so much. I hope Jimbo, Landau and Rodriguez realize they've made something special and don't feel too down about the BO numbers.

I'll buy two of them bitches

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>He's not even a Janny and he's STILL doing it for free.

HAhahahahahaha

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Have fun! Take some pics!

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Discords remove posters from our threads, user.
They also conspire to spam us.
It is what we need LEAST.

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Thank you for this link
Many anons here think namefags and discord are for memes and giggles and they are completely unaware on how evil and dangerous it is

Can we get the kitty in the Alita sequel?

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Rent free

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I will if they’re cool with it
We’re going to be the most based group of badly dressed manlets ever

I hope you give one to a friend. It would make a nice gift!

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it's also thanks to the shittiness of the movies recently released

Anything happened to RYAN PATRICK KING or what?

is it in NYC?

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CLANGING AND BANGING BROTHER

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I remember some faggot spamming links to a /polgb/ discord on /pol/, these "people" need to neck themselves.

Oh yeah weird thing. Seems like a one off bad case to me user I don't think that people here are out to get you and that you're some kind of crusader standing aginst the tide

Movie sucked ass, big mistake adapting the OVA and making a legitimately good character into Sundowner's asperger brother
That Kansas scene was cringe as fuck too.

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Maybe i give one to fren for birthday, fren

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I don't know how to feel about Voiceanon anymore. Pushing so hard for a discord already felt off.

I can't think of anything comparable. I've never seen a movie more than twice in my life. I sincerely hope they're aware of what a profound effect this has had on people. It's like finding an oasis in the desert. I can't imagine they're completely shut off from the reactions people have had and the fact that it's done above and beyond what anybody said (and continues to say) it could is a testament to their work and vision.

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You make great points I never though about before. Today there are so many distractions that its amazing how people see Alita 5-10-30 times while there are countless other forms of entertainment (video games, internet, netflix, etc) while the 70s, 80, 90s, hell even 00s, people did not take a movie to their heart to much. Its quite amazing.

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>Pictured, Jerome's room

Rob Rod was considered to be on Tarantino's level back then?

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Now I feel bad for bullying Jerome...

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No it’s in LA
The passport to iron city experience is going unilt the end of the month though
I’m sure Austin TX and NY anons can (and should) arrange a meeting too

Did she ever even drop a message about discord? it's just some user

In my opinion Robert was always better than Tarantula
I just don't like Tarantula

>”Nice haircut, faggot. Did your boyfriend cut it?”
What did Rob mean by this?

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Well?

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Oh definitely, and they still like each other, Robert just called him out a happy birthday today on Twitter. The two have made multiple projects together, From Dusk Till Dawn, Grindhouse, etc.

I LOVE YOU JIM

More like how did Raimi wander on to set and get that in?

that poncho type thing reminds me of clint eastwoods character in his spaghetti westerns, i hope they go for that kind of look in the sequels

it wasn't voiceanon though
or was it, we'll never know

Don’t worry gents, soon as I’m out of the can I can use my other puter to log on to imdb and push Ali over the edge

he's done it in previous threads

Rosa mentioned that she really wants to do the lone wanderer look

>Look at the adjective, PLAY
>We ain't here to play

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wat
when?
Oh, for organizing the meetup?

user can you not read? The discord drop was to organise Iron City. No one but the guy posting in this thread wants a communal discord server

kek'd

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Please tell me someone is making life-size Alita dolls. I would totally buy one.

>imgur.com/a/aetzK9X
holy shit, that is disgusting

the poster you're giving a (you) to is jerome, who so eloquently described his (you)-seeking behavior a few generals ago

i agree for the cringy speech, but not the whole scene.
nothing good about the movie? really?

That got so absurd that it was almost funny thanks Jerome

Can we stop talking so much politics and post comfy Alita? :3

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I think the speech was supposed to be cringy and it didn't go over with the hunter warriors brother

>someone mentions discord and half the thread immediately self-polices
>jerome still tries to spark anti-namefag drama when we've gone a month and a half without any problems
reminder to keep it comfy and fuck the haters

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nobody is talking politics. It's just brain-deadening discord garbage. Anyways here's a comfy

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>thought that the movie just forgets ido got slashed in the shoulder during the alley fight
>in the scene after when ido is telling alita about his late daughter, alita’s heart, etc if you look closely you can see he has a gauze pad under his scrubs on his shoulder

Neat

Sure it had good stuff but a lot of it was ruined by the awful dialogue. It's like a weird raw area between Lemony Snicket and Tommy Wiseau where it isn't enough of either to be actually enjoyable.

I remember I thought "why do so many characters feel like spy kids characters in this?" and then later looked up the director.

pretty much. She's naive thinking HWs are noble heroes. Not only do they not give a shit, are only motivated by money, half of them happily moonlight as assassins. At least Gangsta honors his promise to go easy on her.

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Back to our original programming. Keep it comf.

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Fresh OC, friend, just for you.

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I have to admit, I'm kinda nervous about meeting the other anons on Friday. I don't want this to go south.

Thanks frens

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Extremely comfy

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It'll be fine! At a very minimum you'll get a good story out of it which is always good to have

Do you think you have what it takes to tame this beast?

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>pathetic.jpg

Gangsta face turn in the sequel confirmed

oh come on now meeting anons irl has never been cringe

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F

Did he really?
Maybe he was just respectful because he saw her mauling ass in the Kansas Bar and then he saw what she did with the one guy trying to get her in round one. Maybe he was just like, ok dude i am just doing the race and fuck Vector, i am not loosing my head for a meager 50k.

>Alita, what's all this ruckus!
>Clean this room right now!
>Wait a minute, what's going on there?

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I still love you all.

It was 500K, but you still have a point. It worked out fine for him, I'm pretty sure he's like the only one of them who survived.

It's just an innocent pillow fort!

kino

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IT DIDNT EVEN BREAK EVEN LOL!!!!!!!

ALITA SEQUEL CANCELED!!!!!!

ALITAFAGS BTFO

s-sir we were just playing I swear

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>sorry Ido won't let me see you anymore, user
>g-goodbye

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Red Wingman survived too, maybe? He got his head kicked around, but I'm not sure what head-protection they have or if the shocks of the kick would kill him.

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Am I the only one who thinks that part of the reason she went to the Kansas bar was just to fight?
That's why she tells Hugo to watch her back and stand back, when she crosses the door she's ready to fight
Why she's doing this? 2 reasons:
>fighting/panzer kunst is all she remembers and she hopes that will bring back her memory (achieves later in near death grewiska fight)
>she subconsciously wants them to break her body, because she wants to connect to the beserker. She's not sure how powerful she is so she challenges everyone, first Zapan then all together hoping someone will wreck her. That's why she's so cocky
In my opinion an amazing scene
She shows at the same time both her naive Alita side and the crazy maniac opportunistic Yoko
Alita is a much more complex, possibly bipolar and a little schizo, character than you realise

>IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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it's possible but he's the only one to tell her 'no worries' and doesn't actually attempt any hits on her. So yeah he does go easy on her by basically avoiding her.

hahahahaha, yeah dialogs can be cringy but i still like it.
i got a good movie after waiting for so long, and seeing all these anons getting into alita and the manga is awesome.

Love you too, fren.

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of course she went looking for a fight. She's trying to trigger memories via-combat. She just thought the others would care about Grew being after her and Ido.

>Ido gets his shoulder cut
>Hugo get s his shoulder squeezed
>Alitas piece in body gets an arm cut off
>Grewishka gets his arm kicked off
>That creepy blade-armed fella gets his arm kicked off

What did Rodriguez mean by this arm massacre?

Thanks brother HH

Hugo and Alita both get severed in the same way.

I’ll be there too and I’m just as nervous user, so you can find comfort in knowing you’re not alone. It’ll be awkward at first but we’re going to have to play the iron city games anyway so it’ll be fun.
My only concern is knowing how the fuck to identify you guys?

Natalie ain't got a chance

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Alita chopping her arm off and winning the fight with one arm is her signature move, explained in mars chronicle

She's already a demon

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2 more

The fuck is this?

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>Alita with the big boot
>SHE DROPS THE LEG
>1, 2...

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imdb.com/poll/jRh_ra3Rz7k/?ref_=po_sn
It's just an insignificant poll made by some rando.

Manlets with bad fashion sense can spot each other from miles away.

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A literal Alita army
Nice work
I'm not sure Jim realizes what he has unleashed
Compliments to RobRod

>YEP, LOOKS LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE A PHOTO ENDING

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>Alita will never cut off your head and carry it next to her

God I wish that were me

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>her pinky in this webm.

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AND THE NEW CHAMPION...

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Faggot

OVER THE TOP

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>when the motion tracking control point is lost

THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL

congrats
imdb.com/poll/jRh_ra3Rz7k/results?answer=23&ref_=po_rv

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Yes yes, well done Natalie, well done Natalie HOWEVER

Good Alita, however...
>t. Scott

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>been away from /alita/ all day
>now there's talk of a meet-up

What's happening?

To say Rodriguez took cues from Cameron, and trying to make a film like him, is an understatement.

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Titanic got many rewatches back then.

How subtle, Jerome.

You never kow with the Alita fanbase lmao
Anyway, you’ll know it’s me for sure because I’m Rosa sized and the cool shoes
How many of us are going to be there?

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Two anons were planning on meeting up a couple threads ago. They only shared Discord to get information, but some anons were false flagging that we wanted a Discord, which, fuck no.

Alita or Rosa will never hug you so hard she breaks her own finger

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Kate Winslet circa Titanic is peak woman and she will never be topped
I'm sorry Alita but you are an anorexic hard body cyborg
Move away for Rose/Kate

sounds like some anons are meeting up at an Iron City thing
only other time I can think of a director mimicking another is Spielberg for A.I.

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Agreed, she was really my first crush. But now Alita has ruined me.

outstanding!!

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>see she has a nomination for an award in Batman: Arkham Origins
Seems I have a video game to play...

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haha remember the steam on that window when her and Leo were banging it out? haha wow I totally never cranked it to that as a kid lol wow that's gross think about it tho

NO

that game is trash though.

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So you're saying I only need to play one part?

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you better knock that off or I'm gonna start crying

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youtube.com/watch?v=7AtgSiMH9GI

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>NUMBER NINETY NINEEEEEEEEE
>AAAAAAALIIIIIITAAAAAAAA

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What's the matter
Little cyborg can't stand a little competition from a real biological woman?
Yea Forums is not a place for hard body crybabies little flea

well then you better not look at...
THIS

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Ill admit that i used to drop into these generals just to shitpost and make comparisons to reylo and thedonald. I just had a screening, wish i saw it earlier, now i at least know why there's always a general. It was bound to happen and im glad this movie is out there

Three so far. Unless any more anons wish to join us.

Glad you liked Alita's movie!

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oh you done it now punk

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that's what they all say my dude, welcome
unless you've been here since day one and you'r just falsflagging

Damn, I just checked my theater showtimes, and it seems Alita leaves almost all my local theaters Friday. Only one theater showing it at 9:30 p.m. on Sunday. It really is reaching the end of it's run. I'll have to catch it then to see it one last time.

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Welcome home, frren

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Hey meatbags,

My name is Gally, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, organic weaklings who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass holograms. You are everything bad in Iron city. Honestly, have any of you ever won any motorball game? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of cyborgs because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than disassembling people on the scrapyard.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the motorball team, and starter on my hunter warrior team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to cute pics of me"? I also get straight bounties, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just kissed me; Shit was SO chips). You are all meatballs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my boyfriend

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checked and healed

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>Hugo questioning his existence

Some of my local theaters just extended till april 2nd. I bet others will too but they haven't updated their schedule. Feels good.

>oh ho ho
>look at this dude
>oh no no no
>look at the top of his head

what's one more time, anyway?

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you don't fucking say, hahahahahaha

LO is kino as fuck. I remember loving it the first time I read it but all the anons shitting on it had me thinking it's not as good as I remember it.

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I never stopped

Depends on what you want the manga to be. Most hate it because it diverges in content from the original (but not really).

>keean realising he won't be in the sequel while skrein will be the most awesome powerful villain

I love this community!

oh Ed will be in it if Rosa has anything to say about it

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Checked also at what point do we need a huge collection of newly healed anons

That should be enough to guarantee us a victory and get those zalem coins

That's amazing levels of smug just by standing there. Damn.

The sequel isn't happening user

>this again

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>youarehere.png

pffffffftttttttt

Funny how this video actually got every single point right.
youtube.com/watch?v=mp18vBhg4ak

This is fucking magical

reminder flipped; sequel whenever

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>watch mojo

I hate them but as long as they give audience to new viewers...im alright with them this time

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I don't, they suck.

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cast him

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You going to Iron City or do you just want to talk to people who have already been?

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>youtube.com/watch?v=mp18vBhg4ak
am skeptical, but I'll check this out tonight.

Kate Winslet was always a cow and nothing you say can convince me otherwise.

>she leans back and she takes aim
nogunz confirmed

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crazy Alitas, cute Alitas. Truly we are blessed.

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>watch mojo
>actually gets things right
Impressive
Is there anything Alita can't do?
It was an extremely fair and accurate assessment of Alita

Someone (not me) should really do it, or at least start collecting it. This has already become a running gag and when the Blue Ray drops it will be glorious to combine it with the inevitable "I wish i had see it in IMAX/3D/Cinema" posters.

LO starts out good then goes full retard about halfway through. I still love it, but I see why a lot of people don't.

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I will do my best to not be a smug butthead when people come flocking after blu-ray/streaming heals the masses.

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Barry Soetoro

can't wait to get to it just for the art alone.

That scum needs a shallow grave.

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I HAVE BEEN HEALED BY THE POWER OF ALITA!

ALITA BE PRAISED!

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Hi Scott

I'm gonna be as smug as I please

I won't even try.
I WILL be an absolute dickhead.

>dinosaur? me?

welcome to the club user

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There are few things that are truly bad ass. There's me, Zekka, the Martian Bad Ass. There's the Battle Angel, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, you don't wanna mess with her. There's the special forces, the TUNED agents, the Hunter Warriors, and there are those who play motorball in the Scrapyard. To the man, they're bad to the bone.

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>for the art alone
At times it is beautiful but on a whole it's nowhere near close to Battle Angel
The original is much more hand drawn and detailed
LO is too slick and at times it's very minimal
I think the quality goes back up again in Mars Chronicle, like Kishiro is much more interested in the story and enjoys it, but the original Battle Angel along with the short stories taking place between the original's events are the best looking
Still, Kishiro is one amazing artist, like how can he be so good at it?

The Rock.

>monster cans camouflaged in the b&w manga
kino

mmmmmmmm
Truly badd ass

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>tfw terrible earache
Please heal me Alita...

That face is basically...
>Just one more second of time.
Damn, Rosa really sold how bad Alita had it.

Being a gracious winner is overrated.

>that trying really hard not to smile pout
holy shit that's as human as it gets

>Still, Kishiro is one amazing artist, like how can he be so good at it?
Doing it for over 20 years can do that.
But i have to say even tough he is good, i rate him below Otomo and Shirow.

Based Yea Forums chads getting comfy in /ALITA/ generals

Hanging and banging in the /alita/ thread brother

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>you can pinpoint the exact frame when anons realised that time does not turn back and it's too late to experience something like true first naive love and their mind is filled with regret

Last Order has a really cool opening and the core of the whole ZOTT arc is basically a sci fi heist using a futuristic fighting tournament as cover for breaking the city's security, which is a pretty solid framework to build a story on.
I think it would work a lot better if the priorities were flipped and it was more about the planning and execution of the heist with more of a focus on breaking ICE/cyberspace combat and stuff like that, with the tournament being a background distraction. As it stands, the tournament overwhelms everything else and I barely even remember the details of the Ketheres heist.

Fuck you dude.

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based comfyposting

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I want this so badly.

I saw Terminator 2 six times in the cinema. Multiple viewings of a favourite movie isn't a new thing user.

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yeah this.
Could have been a nice multi-layered Neuromancer themed Heist, but as it stands it more like Bloodsport 1-3 with a little-bit of heist in it.

my nigga

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>Terminator 2 six times
40+?

I experienced mine with a real cutie, a smol little angel
But i let her go

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you stop that I'm trying to have a nice evening here

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It was always too late. I never had a chance in the first place, my second grade teacher made sure of that.

I saw a ton of movies 3 times in the cinema. I saw Alita 6 times and i still want more. No other film did that to me.

Don't forget all the flashbacks, vampires, space karate, and the really silly stuff like Anomaly.

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I liked the space karate though.
Everything else was garbage.

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>not Idris Elba

You all had one job

My crush from first grade was my sweetheart all the way through grade school. Sometimes I think about where we would be now if my family hadn't moved to a different city. She's always the baseline for girls that I date but no one ever comes close to her. There are nights where I feel like texting her but it's already been five years. I don't know if it would work out.

still no HD stream or anything?

Idk what’s worse friend
That or the fact I experienced it but won’t ever again because young adult love can be cute, but not as cute and silly

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but they have pockets

>Couldn't find any tighter pants?

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Pictures like this make me miss drawing.

Nope. If I'm being honest, this movie isn't popular enough to garner hundreds of different camrips. We have one consistent okay one. The Blu-ray will be out in a little over a month.

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This movie made me start drawing again. What's stopping you?

forgot dad

Zero talent and no energy + time.

Alita likes to look cute sometimes just like anyone. When she's working out or whatever she'll just wear sweatpants.

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okay thanks

Yeah, there's so much goofy stuff but then you'll have amazing panels like this scattered throughout. (Even though the lead up to this one was pretty damn stupid itself) It's really a mixed bag.

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Me too friend. Hardest thing I've done in a while. I'm really lucky I got to experience it though.

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And when I mean "not popular," I just mean cam rippers aren't jumping at the seams to get higher and better quality rips than each other, like some other movies. We just have to wait.

nice, never saw this one in colors

>Zero talent
You won't become the next Kishiro but you can learn still
Start with Loomis, as he says you don't need talent, just practice, some guidelines and most of all being observant and drawing something that expresses you
>no energy + time
Less time shitposting on Yea Forums and /alita/ and more time creative hobbies? I should follow this advice too

I've been doomed to walk this earth and try to lift the pain away ever since

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And she still looks cute!

I wouldn't want to watch any camrip anyway except The Last Jedi, thanks god I didn't pay for that. I wanted to see this in theater but I didn't want to go alone and I don't know anyone so...

Why is she so CUTE

Make sure you buy a blu ray user we're supporting our girl

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discord only will kill the threads

I'm gonna do it, boys -- I'm gonna start lifting for Alita.

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>I didn't want to go alone
Silly insecurities
Going alone is the patrician connoisseur way to watch movies
I pity the plebs that watch movies with company and talk about the film as they walk out of the theater
Peasants

If she's an android why is she breathing so hard?

don't have a blu ray player

new bread in the oven

'Ate Jerome
'Ate Namefags
'Ate Captain Marvel
'Ate Discord

Love Alita Generals
Love Anonymity
Love Rosa
And most importantly, Love Alita

Simple as.

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NEW
NEW

based

>Daily reminder that based James gifted prosthetic bionic arms to young amputee girl and tickets to the Alita World Premier

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based

DO IT user
It will be HARD, it will HURT, you will feel WEAK, you will feel SMALL
but if you stick with it, day in day out, week after week, month after month, you will see the results, YOU WILL FEEL THE RESULTS
Strength will come to ALL who go out and get it

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norf and basedpilled

I never took serious the idea that pop cultural squabbles are an accurate microcosm of social decay (never paid attention to gamer gate and shit like that) but it just hit me while listening to a podcast (Storm of Spoilers) reviewing Alita how much insight we can glean from this vapid arena. It was straight out of a mocking greentext but it was genuine: a woman, a meek sounding numale and a snottily supercilious sounding numale go out of their way to paint Alita as problematic (literally kept using that fucking word) and anti-feminist. The woman fixated on that one fucking scene where the Berserker body remodels itself and the snotty asshole did the whole “Look I used to be a 20-something male (snearingly inflected for maximum value judgment) and this film was just an escapist fantasy for that demographic” spiel while his timid comrade self-flaggellated in masochistic agreement. He said ABA was an escapist fantasy for loser young men who can’t talk to women where you can dig a pretty robot out of the trashheap you live in so you can fuck her. It made absolutely no sense since the man who salvaged her was a respected cyber doctor playing an entirely paternal role literally clinging to the memory of his daughter while Hugo was an extroverted athletic badboy hunk and only ever kissed her. It was so fucking obvious this dude was boosting his own ego by putting other men down with a completely contrived interpretation of Alita that he passed off as solid and that the others agreed with. Holy fucking Hell numales ARE real. I can’t close my eyes to their vile pusilanimous sniveling any longer. It terrifies me to think about how a generation of boys is growing up with the idea that being male carries guilt and that the same social success that comes with proving yourself through hard work can also be earned through sanctimonious virtue signalling. I don’t think it’s by design in a conspiratorial way, just a feedforward loop of human nature but fuck I’m MAD.

You got it, Aniki.

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The story is about the future, it was supposed to be ahead of its time back then, when it was written.

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I dun goofed, sorry about that.

If I go alone I'm becoming paranoid (sometimes with reason) and end up hating the film

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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