What was young Luke thinking here?

What was young Luke thinking here?

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>this would make a great family guy joke

His fapping hand will never be the same

>I hope I dont break my dick with this thing

>its a good thing I beat off with my left hand like a normal person despite being right handed

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>young Luke
>looks 35 at least
>everyone keeps calling him young
>Vader calls him a boy

I never understood this. Was he supposed to be much younger than he appeared? I assumed he was like 25 in the first movie, late twenties to early thirties in the last two movies.

>Damn I'll be able to really milk so weird space cows with this.

Has the prevalence of beating off with your left hand increased since the advent of the internet? Someone should do a study.

Hammill was 29 in ESB

>I never got approved for health insurance and now i gotta mooch off of my sister
>Ah crap Leia's Naboo bank account has been liquidated

Ew ... My wrist got opened... (笑´・艸・)

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now it’s technically zero percent gay when i jack off

is he normal or taller luke

That isn't a boy.

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How is it that we can fly faster than light, grow millions of clones on a whim but we can't produce a new biological hand?

>now I have something in common with alita

>beating off with your non-dominant hand
If I wanted to feel like I was getting a handy from a special needs patient I'd ring your sister.

got tired of your mom huh?

heh

>I'll bet this never happens to Bigger Luke

>wanting your dick to be jerked off with the stronger, more calloused of your two hands
newsbreak: you're a fag
who am I kidding, that's not news

but... he can get jerked off by a 'stranger' without sitting on it until it's numb. So he's ok with it.