Kino cooking scenes

Don't put too many onions in the sauce!

here's a quarter. how about you take a bus down town and get a rat to gnaw that thing off your face

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Picky eaters over the age of 13 should be gassed

the sex scene before Buck breaks in with a drill made me so horny as a kid

Ya don't put ice cream in marinara sauce, either. Recipes exist for a reason.

it was three SMALL onions with two BIG cans

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i have posted this webum on every board in every type of thread and it never fails to completly derail the discussion

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Nothing special about this scene.

>Marinara (English: "mariner's") sauce is a tomato sauce, usually made with tomatoes, garlic, herbs, and onions.[1][2]

Caring about food further than nutrition is peak faggotry

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>What's the torch for?
youtube.com/watch?v=QJJXLNFTsKM

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The Marie's Homemade Italian Cuisine pasta scene was kino

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Just Gah-lick. It's neva just Gah-lick!

no, what are you-
OH GOD STOP
STOP

S T O P
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ayo what the fuck

>not even the best mads mikkelsen cannibal cooking kino

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Why the fuck did it get cancelled dammit.

>tfw have yet to watch season 3 because I dont want it to end

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Reminds of that episode of Flavor of Love where they have to make fried chicken and the one chicken tries to microwave a whole chicken.
youtube.com/watch?v=qiMmMDV7xww

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omelette with liver? looks hideous

I think on /ck/ I saw a bunch of versions of webms of this show but with the filter removed.
Made the show look like a really nice HQ cooking show.

I remember that movie it's the sauce

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correct me if i'm wrong but white wine doesn't have enough alcohol to light it

youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

YouTube Kino
Unfortunately they are talking about the Great Depression, and this lady is dead now, but the channel is still comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=3OPQqH3YlHA

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it's a different pan

Imagine being a chicken, knowing your corpse is going to be violated so ruthlessly and numerous objects will be stuck up your arse

This is from the woman /ck/ chased off youtube right?

liver is gross

Yeah, it always gets reuploaded. I can't find the meatball one anymore though.
youtube.com/watch?v=1-I2LEB_AxY&t=3s
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Absolute kino.

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ayy lmao

Liver and Onions was the most kino Doug dish of all. More so than even a Honker Burger.

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>Tyler Capps
I cannot believe this insufferable dick head has managed to become an eceleb based on this fucking shit

Is it weird that my favourite part of this show is the cuts to Mads cooking obviously human meat?

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man what the fuck. Are they memeing? Will they eat the chicken?

kino

sushi with grandma also

Actual GOAT coming through

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my dick got hard and I got hungry
the dinner scene is the thing

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my dick got hard
and I got hungry
fucking noodles never looked so good

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>small brain southern Italians putting sugar in their sauces instead of using the natural sweetness of onion.

doing it all wrong, you sautee the fucking onions in butter same with the garlic. geez who deep fries their onions anyways

work with pinot grigio all the time, it just sizzles.

Meal fit for a kang.

good post

>not using both onions and a pinch of sugar
heheeheHEHEHEHEH

>butter
found the amerilard

Do not shit on southerners, the time i spent in the south were the best, most delicious moments of my fucking life
I will cut you

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Shit yea. My wife and I used to make homemade pizza every Friday when we got the next Netflix DVD of Sopranos in the mail. This was back in 2008. Good times. We tried watching SOA when it aired but it got boring as fuck after a while. At least Sopranos always had something interesting going on.

You don't understand what a treat that meal would be in prison. That's eating better than the staff.

that's the thing though american Italians come from the south and put a ton of sugar in their sauces. Half of the reason why I never add sugar in my sauces anymore cause they just become sickeningly sweet, and it's bad for you.

pretty sure sugars account for more weight gain than butter friend, but you can sub out olive oil. The butter is there cause onions take a while to saute on medium to low heat, plus it makes it taste really good.

Yeah fatass, it makes it taste like butter, you love putting butter in all your shit because you love butter, there is no secret to it.
I put lemon whenever I'm cooking in most of my meals because it adds a nice hint of lemon, but I don't go around telling people how they should cook their shit.

well I mean its just a recommendation, like I said you can sub out for olive oil if you're that worried about butter. Certainly my meal is going to be much healthier than any processed food with a lot of sugar mixed in.

youtube.com/watch?v=GUzGHBAfXos

This entire channel is cooking kino.
>tfw no qt trad Chinese waifu to cook you traditional dishes

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The original is better
youtube.com/watch?v=6SQ2cDgaQeU

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you're also quite wrong, the way i saute the onions really brings out the onion flavor and its very sweet by itself. I don't even taste the butter