OI YOU 'AV A LOICENSE FO THAT WANK, M8?

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i know this is a joke but it was on the radio today, talks about needing to sign up with the gov if you want to watch porn, as a way to prevent minors being exposed to it

Even if this ever really happened you can just download the porn

Imagine being a britbong. You're sitting in your "flat", having a "wank" while watching porn on your "tele", when suddenly the "bobbies" burst in and say "OI M8, WHERE'S YER FOOKIN' PORN LOISENSE AND YER TELE LOICENSE!?", you're then dragged out onto the street, narrowly avoiding the muslim running over pedestrians in a "lorry", and shoved in the "boot" of a patrol car. Not that it matters though, because you're blown up by the IRA minutes later.

>You'd literally be taking away the only joy in my life

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There's a huge chance that watching porn is actively making you less happy.

britbongs are so pathetic they actually need to ask permission before they jerk off lmao

Why do Muslims hate porn so much?

Your story didn't have any bangers and mash, thanks for wasting my time with that load of bollocks m8

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This is a new low even for Britfags, now third world countries have more freedom than you

ironically, needing to ask the gov to watch porn might be a good deterrent for many many people that would have otherwise became addicted/sexually warped due to porn consumption. the dichotomy between nanny state/moral standards and guidance of a populous is a very interesting battle

Because its haram.

Is this supposed to be funny?

As subject to 'er royal majesty, their dicks do belong to the queen, after all. S'only roight an propah

FANCY A WANK?
GET A PASS

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Porn is most likely the source of 80% of your problems you fucking imbecile. Stop fapping and start lifting.

If you get strong, THEN advocate for porn so that weaker mean can get stuck in its cunt while you remain the alpha.

Based
Why are you Brits so joyless?

u better not by stroking illegally mate, where's your loicense for those pixels?

Got a feeling Britbongs are a lot more humerous than foreigners about this.

>rapes 12 year old

SOMEBODY PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD POST THE BRITBONG PASTA

They've gone full circle from the days of yore in which a man put on a trenchcoat and glasses to go to the local porn shop to buy their smut at 3:10 in the morning. It's like its 1970 all over again

inews.co.uk/news/technology/porn-block-free-website-ban-when-date-how-ageid/amp/

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I can't wait until google quarantines all of europe off the internet to be honest, good riddance.

Literally everybody watches porn
My married friends and I often joke about porn videos we've watched recently
That sucks for yurobongs, but then again they're cunts anyways