Sooo the clones are back I guess? I’m sure this shit will flop at box office
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>the clones are back
What kind of autistic mental gymnastics brought you to that conclusion?
Why are those troopers red?
Where is the fat asian?
Why is Mary Sue wielding Anakin's saber?
I call bullshit on this one
Assuming the guys to the left of kylo are meant to be the knights of ren I say it’s kind of late to introduce them now when they have only been briefly mentioned/showed once in TFA and haven’t been shown, mentioned or referenced at all in TLJ
it looks fake.
Great: the last dumpster fire II.
Confirmed as promotional poster for stores
Red stormtroopers are called Sith Troopers from the unknown regions
Anakins lightsaber is officially Reys
Rose went on to become a activist
Surely this fat retard can't be directing again?
>no thrawn
C3P0 has a giant crossbow - we're going to finally see him kicking ass. So badass.
literally the only chance this movie has at being somewhat decent is that Chris Terrio wrote it. if Disney actually let him do his thing, it could be alright
>C-3PO is wielding Chewbaccas bowcaster
Jesus I hope its real
What's so good about him? Argo and Batman v Superman were fucking awful.
OH NO WE FUCKED UP, NO ONE LIKES THE ST. SHIT WHAT DO WE DO WAIT THEY LIKED THE CLONE WARS SHOW PUT CLONES IN IT YEA MAKE THEM RED!
At this point you should just ignore mouse wars. It was a mistake from the start, TFA did not make sense by virtue of ripping off older movies when setting wise galaxy changed too much to accommodate (realistically) that kind of plot.
DIE JEDI DOGS
What clones?
>Anakins lightsaber is officially Reys
But it was fucked. Wouldn't the super-duper awesome Rey built her own lightsaber that was longer and wider than any lightsaber before it?
The problem is i dont care about these people.
This shit is fake as fuck
Anakin lightsaber fell into oblivion when Vader cut Luke hand.
Does C3PO have a machinegun?
That's a story for another time fag
hoping for a fully diverse episode 10
There was a throwaway line that Hux liked the idea of clones in TFA. If he did a coup in the first order, I can see him trying it to maximize authority.
People like you are the reason why more people join the KKK
A character (from a minority) took the saber after being dropped in the slums (where poor but exclusively good people live) below the sky city. Xe embarks in a quest to return the saber to its right owner.
Hux better not be the final fucking villain of the trilogy after what Rian did to him.
stop posting this bullshit, it's obviously some poster they're just going to sell on art.com
lol imagine being Kelly Tran, you're basically getting this huge role out of nowhere in one of the culturally most important movie franchises only to end up as the most hated character since Jar Jar Bings ultimately destroying any future career
they probably kill her off within the first 5 minutes of EP9
>he doesn't know
OHOHOHOHOH
Autism Ren really likes to hold his lightsabre in the most stupid looking and impractical way possible, doesn't he?
He's finally had enough of R2D2 always shit talking him.
Nothing will make me pay to see it, but if you tell me we'll get C3PO going, "Pop pop pop watching mothafuckas drop," I might bother to swipe a copy.
Maybe he's been taking supplementary lessons from Aged Ahsoka.
>rose went on to become an activist
Fucking kek.
Rey should be naked
>Surely this fat retard can't be directing again?
My trilogy will be officially announced at Star Wars celebration
This is a very reddit thing to say.
The title and intro leaked too:
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He's currently making a movie with a bunch of Alisters. Of course he got this job before TLJ was released. A SW director was considered a winner. I guarantee you this fucker will never direct a motion picture ever again. At best he'll be doing TV episodes for kids shows on Disney channel.
This movie has no subtitle or episode number. It's just called "Star Wars".
Daisy's nakedness would be kino
Daisy is too good-looking not to adopt a nudist lifestyle
I feel bad for her. she seems genuinely nice but her character is an abomination. I know its not her fault but still.
Yeah, why is no one talking about this weird ass goober looking alien? And the orange guy to his left?
literally me
>fat asian
Next to Finn
looks real
all the red troopers are going to be rey
She's European. She's probably naked all the time
>I’m sure this shit will flop at box office
It will. That is the sad thing about it. After TLJ is was dead in the water. Shame.
>that image
Lmao what the fuck
The fuck are you on about? Kylo was the one who wanted to use clones, the ST program was Hux's retarded baby.
At this point I'd be surprised if an alien in nu wars were anything other than an orange and brown, fleshy, gloppy mess
Full circle.
Just like pottery
>Kylo uses a clone Army so SJW can't call him a slaver
Check and mate losers, Reylo wins again!
Kek
>Still no title
oof
>Why are those troopers red?
Kylo defects so him and the white ones join the republic. The red ones still belong to the First Order.
>Where is the fat asian?
Right next to Lando
>Why is Mary Sue wielding Anakin's saber?
That's not his. she makes a new one and it's colored white.
That poster really drives home the fanfiction feeling that Disney has managed to produce with their awful movies.
So Kylo killed Snoke and took control of the First Order, only to then defect anyway?
How big a time jump will be between this and the previous episode?
Predict the end gross. I say $900 million
Yay another super-coon
It's bullshit, there's no JarJar Binks.
>movie is full of women and niggers
That's a yikes from me
JJ's only creative passion is tricking the audience.
> Lost - just throw a bunch of red herrings on the screen to keep the audience from falling asleep with no payoff
> Star Trek 2009 - tell people it's a Star Trek remake when it's really Star Wars with an asshole and a psychopath
> Star Trek 2009 part 2 - "He's not Kahn! No Kahn's not the villain! He's not Kahn! HA! HA! IT'S KAHN! I'M A GENIUS!"
> Disney's Star Wars Based Product #1 - tell everyone that has waited for decades they will get to see the OT characters again and new ones introduced for a new adventure, instead they got a shitty remake of A New Hope with cameos from the OT characters with an ass load of red herrings thrown on the screen with no payoff
> STD - sold as a new Prime Universe Star Trek TV show, turns out to be STD
How will he trick people this time? He has literally nothing to work with, what angle can he pull?
>when you pick a support class but play it like a DPS
Yes. Remember the scene in The Last Jedi where he wanted Rey to join him and start anew? It pretty much happens again but he joins her instead. I'm not going to reveal whos the new dude in charge of the First Order because it's genuinely a good setup.
Rey running around the galaxy naked as the day she was born would be so kino
Kek
kind of like the aesthetic here actually
>a bow
Why
It wont flop because Disney will just buy tickets like they did for Captain Marvel.
I do not know one person who has seen Captain Marvel in the theater, yet it is approaching $1 billion. Fucking L O L.
Who cares? My interest in this shit died with The Last Jedi.
>h-hey kids d-do you remember The Knights of Ren?
*dabs*
I didn't know "Mac and Me" was Star Wars canon?! Based!
What did Rian do to him? He was always a wannabe Nazi in grandpa's SS uniform grandstanding to bely how weak and cowardly he really is
TLJ just ran with it
She was okay in TFA when there was still room to explain her awesomeness. Things got fucked in TLJ.
why are aliens so fucking ugly in the new movies
Looks dull as fuck.
She was in TFA?
>DCfag seething
Yeah, just like they bought all those tickets for the Han Solo movie.
Get a life dude.
Thank god. Dont want disney movies to ruin a favorite eu character
I want to ____ that alien
>I'm not going to reveal whos the new dude in charge of the First Order because it's genuinely a good setup.
Please let it be Threepio.
Lando works too.
Yep I don't think China will like that too much either. Didn't they make the nigger microscopic on the Chinese version of TFA poster?
cum on the face of
>Sith Troopers
>The Fate of Destruction (end of Skywalker saga)
>Is Also The Joy of Rebirth (beginning of Solo saga)
Reylo is gonna happen right?
>I’m sure this shit will flop at box office
Imagine being this retarded.
"Delet This" in alien
This is going to be Yoda in AotC/Vader in Rogue One all over again
>this movie sucks but yoda fighting is so epic and badass it makes up for it!!!!
>this movie sucks but vader killing rebels is so epic and badass it makes up for it!!!!
>this movie sucks but c3p0 fighting is so epic and badass it makes up for it!!!!
Nude Ray is WAY better then clothed Rey
>Yeah, just like they bought all those tickets for the Han Solo movie.
Nobody bought tickets to the Han Solo movie.
No...no there is hope
>shitting on the yoda fight
toppu plebu
It's not shitting on the fight itself, it's shitting on people thinking one fun fight scene redeems an otherwise boring film.
What franchise is this supposed to be again?
>Anakins lightsaber is officially Reys
3PO ganna cap some bitches
5 bucks says jannah is landos daughter
I thought Lando was openly gay?
underrated
I know it's a slim chance, but maybe we're getting C-3PX?
It feels more like this is a sequel to the force awakens. Man Rian really fucked everything up
not my star wars
He's a robosexual.
I thought so too but what happened with Captain Marvel has me worried. Never underestimate the stupidity of fanboys.
>Not one single white male on the front
YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
Fuck off back to facebook, cunt.
Where is Rose?
I thought RJ defended his choice to include her because she’s going to have a bigger role in the next one.
yeah I don't think even JJ would put C-3P0 wielding Chewbacca's bowcaster on a promotional poster.
They're all wearing masks.
Rey is gonna get FINNED.
Oh no no no
He's from the same race that the aliens from Explorers: m.youtube.com
Very obvious coming of Abrams, he's a hack.
Space Wakanda
He's talking about Rose Tico, not Rey.
Idiot.
FINALLY!
Not a SINGLE white male in the main cast! Take that, incels!
Its all so tiresome
Why is there a Star Wars shill here of all places? Are you lost boy?
C3PO turned to be like HK-47.
Nice
>"is this nigga serious?"
Finn sucks. not even that orange alien to Finn's left will get Finned.
Literal (shit)poster
Marvel is more popular than Star Wars. Star Wars does not have the foreign cache Marvel does. I cant see this episode 9 grossing over 1 billion.
Someone here pointed out to me what I didnt realize before: when people went to go see episode 6 or 3, they thought they were going to see the last of star wars forever. That's not the case here. Everyone knows disney will shit out more.
>not bringing phasma back as the greatest SW running gag of all time.
Fuck is wrong with JJ?
Hux would have been a cool villain if they developed him and Rian didn't turn him into a joke. He could have been the more driven/evil version of Kylo.
Kylo would kill Snoke as normal but defect to the republic after, with Hux leading the first order
cringe and yikespilled
Wtf, Rey's outfit has not changed at all, she must smells
>phasma comes back in some crazy mech suit
>immediately pulverized by wayward turbolaser
id laugh
Oh look, red Stormtroopers. So imaginative.
no more gwendoline christie gushing about the depth and importance of having such a character in SW.
i know right haha imagine if she stuck her armpit right into your nose that would be so gross haha can you even imagine that
I'm not a shill, Star Wars has sucked ass for 20 years. I'm pointing out a clear fact that the new movie will make money because it's goddamn Star Wars.
Take your shitty memes and go back to facebook, cumlicker.
It's so weird thinking that the only character left from both prequel and original trilogies is Chewbacca. Or am I mistaken? Please let me be mistaken.
they want to have it both ways. The First Order are basically space nazis and therefore evil - the ship is even called the "supremacy". But they also can't resist the temptation to denigrate the white man, and so we get Hux, a completely non-threatening "villain". They want to have it both ways - Nazis are scary and evil but they're also stupid ha ha. It doesn't work.
>black girl
Based as fuck tbqh
Imagine missing the point so hard yikes
Who is Lando?
Also that's just about it and they brought him back just for that explicit purpose.
He'll die saving his daughter.
Lando was in the Prequels?
I guess your edge lord hack hero Ruin Johnson is just too clever for some us folk.
No, but I thought of all six movies as one big pool, so to speak.
She looks like Elrond.
did a 50 year old make this image
>I’m sure this shit will flop at box office
Yea Forums never learn
Yeah, I assumed an adult made it. One that could tell the difference between a good film, character development, story. From a mediocre one that only bread dead current generation seems to understand and appreciate.
Who dat is?
Negative 15 minutes. In that negative fifteen minutes, Kylo will have retroactively defected to the Resista-Rebels, fighting Captain Cyber-Phasma and Supreme Leader Hux, who has undergone an experimental procedure that has gifted him Force sensitivity but left his skin with a strangely orange hue. The Resista-Rebels' new faction of FO defectors will be under the command of Finn and the weird alien, who will be revealed to be the Final Form of Broomboi, the love child of Maz Kanata and Mh'asta Khooooadbrayka.
It was prequel AND original trilogies, not prequel OR original trilogies.
Just being an ass. Only Chewie, R2, and Threepio have been in both sets of movies, but are still around.
>left his skin with a strangely orange hue.
orange man bad
3PO and R2 were in all 6.
>I was there the day the strength of men failed, Luke
Yass queen!
It's no cohencidence that the original trilogy, with white male main characters as the good guys and bad, are the best movies out of them all. Pic unrelated.
Are we going to see 3P0 cap some bitches as
vengeance for Han, Luke, and Leia.
Hopefully it's the main cast.
>Master Lucas sends his regards.
is that a y-wing in background?
yes. this is star wars now. 2 hack directors shitflinging at each other
NO WHITE MEN ALOUD!!
>USING THE KNIGHTS OF REN IN THE FINAL FUCKING MOVIE OF A TRILOGY
FUCKING WHY?! IT'S TOO LATE FOR THEM TO BE ANYTHING BUT PUSHOVERS
>Luke Skywalker vs Knights of Ren never ever
JJ what's his name wishes that he had conceived of TLJ himself. Yet he has discarded the emotional core of that film; he has ejector seated the character Rose from his Mousemobile. What a strange thing to do to something you wish you'd thought of.
Alright, bets on how they explain how Leia died? Opening crawl? First scene is a funeral?
Her reign of terror is coming to a swift end. Down with the despot Kathleen Kennedy
R2D2, C3PO, technically Leia since her character is still alive even though Carrie is not. Baby Leia is in RotS
Sounds like fan fiction
I think Daisy is ugly but I still want to see her naked so this should be made canon and check these numbers.
Leia never dies. They Frankenstein her ass in through a combination of unused footage and CGI. Because psychopaths feel no shame.
> (You)
>Sounds like fanfiction
More like internal politics. But it's been known that her powers have been reduced since Solo. She hasn't done any press. Which adds to speculation that she is President in name only now. You really think to bring back JJ or asking Lucas to consult was her call? It reaks of undercutting.
Who nigger near chewbacca?
>There will never be a scene where old man Luke single-handedly takes on the Knights of Ren, in a sci-fi version of the fight scene in Oldboy
>I think Daisy is ugly but I still want to see her naked
It's weird, but I know exactly how you feel.
Disney has fucked this franchise and these characters for all time. The only recourse is to pretend they don't exist.
Read the Sony emails, you'll see the world these kinds of people live in.
That’s a LARP, not internal poltics. KK didn’t step down or leave or get forced into a reduced rule. RJ is still making his trilogy. It’s too expensive of a franchise for juvenile shit, and that’s just LARP fan fiction from a juvenile mind. That’s why RO had extensive reshoots, Solo’s directors were fired and the film nearly made over, that Jurrassic World guy was let go. Etc. They don’t play around. If GL was brought in at all it was for some input and blessing on the last episode. Not to fix anything.
There is a lot of junk out there including from those involved with the films. RJ said there was no story past TFA but that was a lie. GL says he wasn’t involved in anyways but that was also a lie, TFA artwork has renderings of hermit Luke and Jakku with his fucking name on them for approval.
why the fuck would they renew her contract for another 3 years last fall if they wanted her out?
The prequels had no memorable scenes
I remember being bored to death
Not even shown in China
No one gives a fuck about Hux, dumb shitter.
I thought Hux and Kylo's figures are the best selling out of the lot?
Anyone else sick of these ugly ass ensemble posters? They suck, trying to cram all the characters in and as much other shit as they can, it looks like crap.
>Luke
Into the fucking trash it goes.
>Hux
Keep dreaming.
>"There's always a bigger fish"
>Pod Race
>Droid assault on Naboo
>Coruscant chase
>Jango Fett Chase
>Assault on Genosis
>The battle over Coruscant
>Utapu and Obi-wan vs Grievous
>The final confrontation between Obi-wan and Anakin
Just because the movies are "bad", it doesn't mean the scenes aren't memorable.
Uh huh, the sooner that bitch is gone the better. Plus you can lock someone into a contract for a couple of years and they are just place holders for optics. You probably work(if you actually do work) in a blue collar job because you really have no idea how corporate politics works. It's about the optics senpai. As for Ruin, there was never an official press release from Lucas films co-signing that. But if you want to take Ruins tweet as gospel go ahead. I'll just laugh harder at you when the time comes.
They don't go for the hand drawn look either like the OT. With all the other pandering, why skip that step?
>ywn get cute Luke/Ben adventures before everything went to shit
Stupid Mouse.
To sit down and shut the fuck up. How well do you think it will play in press if she fired. The first female head of Lucasfilms. A billion dollar franchise. Especially because she drove the division in the first place. Get a clue hommie
ummm sweetiee
>ywn get an emotional reunion between Ben and Leia because Disney were too chickenshit to recast Leia
The real tragedy of all this.
That's a photograph with a filter over it, pleb
>Introduce 3 new characters in the last film of a trilogy
They still don't know what they are doing, do they? Also where's Rose?
would it be ok to add pantyhose
cuz i like that
this is exactly what it is
I'm crying in the club.
His vision was sooooo ahead our time. He is on Kanye level genius. Lol that guy is a clown. Only these Tumblr attention whores support that hack
Based btfo retard
Give me Reylo or give me death.
i wonder how the el starblino will tell hux how fat his momma is this time hahhah
i am literally shaking at all the hilarious possabilities!
Oh noo, Kylo looks so sad in this one! uwu~
Fuck off Reylo Tumblr refugees
I would assume that the Knights of Ren are the students that abandoned Luke with Ben
Reylo is the only thing anybody is looking forward to.
You shouldn't be looking forward to anything in this movie
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Reylo wins again!
das rite dis our movie now whiteboi
Poe is a poo?
>10% of the population
ROTJ had Akbar, ewoks, and the emperor guards. That's all the new characters I can think of from that movie. Also the fish face guy in the Millennium Falcon with lando
Boggles my mind that there are always these anti-Mouse threads and the moment new news breaks on Star Wars, you guys flood the boards with threads about it.
I guess the only good thing that comes out of this hypocrisy, is that the Alitafag generals will go back to being Reylo generals and stop with the pretentious bullshit.
Jesus fucking christ that image is cringe
Seeing Rey naked would be sexy
Hey, Caruso!
The Rey in that is one of the weirdest looking women Ive ever seen. She looks like a fish or something.
based
Dude, the prequels are so memorable that they've become their own subcategory of memes.
The Star Wars with no name.
> Star Wars: Please Watch
She'd look sexier with her clothes off but the film would still suck
Daisy Ridley is the weirdest looking woman I've ever seen. She looks like an alien or something.
t. triggered Finncel
I wish Peter Mayhew would fucking die already
?????????????
Pretty sure he's done with Star Wars, dude. They've already replaced him with another guy.
dios mio... el gyno goblin...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/tumblr/
This
I saw this movie in theaters
If it's a future-bow that shoots rockets or something, I might be okay with it.
Where is Lando on the poster? And he wasn't in the prequels anyway. Retard.
kelly marie tran is a genuine qt pie too bad rian ruined her
>Sith Troopers
All the troopers are masters of the force.
>what if empeor kylo had a talking bird, panther and golem hanging around him?
>Why are those troopers red?
Because they are evil space Nazis
>>Where is the fat asian?
Actress wont return after internet treated her so badly after TLJ
>>Why is Mary Sue wielding Anakin's saber?
Disney's desperate attempt to win over SW fans
I thought they were the red guards, Snoke had protecting him in TLJ
pretty sure OP is a photoshop
>blurry small image
>grainy enough to hide edits
>"red" troopers are literally regular troopers in red paint
>even when in tlj and tfa different troopers still have differing designs and accents and not just "same armor but red"
>Akbar
Minor character who has probably a dozen lines.
>ewoks
More of a plot device than anything.
>emperor guards
They were more decoration than actual characters.
yeah, and it still flopped terribly in china I think.
>Clones but now they wear RED suits
>Knights of Akatsuki
Luke will probably be like Navi from OoT.
reminder that disney made time travel canon
literally any rewrite/retcon is completely possible
Luke saying that some students left with Kylo when he turned was clearly referring to the Knights of Ren.
That just might make up for the rest of the trilogy.
kill yourself you god damn retard
If she "dies" yet again, she'd officially be the Kenny of Star Wars.
I'd enjoy that.
>Leia since her character is still alive
Didn't they say they wouldn't use CG to include her in the third movie?
How the hell will they handle Leia?
They've flip flopped on it, they originally said they wouldn't use CGI for her like they did in Rogue One with Tarkin and Young Leia, and then they were iffy about whether they'd use unused footage, then they asked Billie Lourd, who I guess now is the executor of the estate for permission for the likeness (even though I assume they must've already had it, so that was likely for publicity) and I believe Abrahms said they had enough footage to include Leia, particularly with unused stuff from TFA.
>It's gonna flop because muh SJW's in Star Wars
It's gonna flop because it's garbage
Well then... I guess it's going to be interesting to see what their final decision on it turns out to be.
autism incoming.
sith is both the name for turned jedi and is a race and an empire
so sith troopers are usually the sith (empire) soldiers
There was a deleted scene from TFA that was originally going to be Leia's re-introduction, where she essentially outlines the relationship of the resistance to the actual republic and why the republic doesn't take the first order as seriously as her resistance does, but they didn't use it
Didn't the Sith organization wipe out the Sith species?
What do you think he’s done that’s good?
>Googled this
>It's actually fucking real
Fuck man. I think any story with time travel is fucking lame and gives the story less meaning. I get it if the main premise around the story is about time travel, then that's fine. But if a story itself just throw time travel later on like this it's fucking lame.
It will do well, as well as TLJ. Just look at all the excited tards in this thread.
Honk, as I believe they say, honk.
they wiped themselves out with infighting, and dark jedi found their shit on korriban
I don't think any of this is canon anymore
it's like if the jews disappeared and in a hundred thousand years aliens discovered the torah and started doing all that shit themselves
She looks like a spastic sex doll
nigga that cartoon did some D&D shit where the force is personified by three gods, the grey side father, and his two kids who are the light side lady and the dark side dude
Why are people so butthurt?
Its pretty obvious she eventually turns into the bad guy
I remember that one. There's also the one where she sends the brown woman to the republic capital (the woman on the balcony right as the planets get blown up), which again shows a bit about how the Republic doesn't take the FO threat seriously.
I don't get why the hell these scenes were cut.
The father, son and the daughter wasn't too bad in execution and it was the Clone Wars, the series ol' georgy boy had some say on.
Reminder that Darth Reven was almost canon due to him almost appearing in that arc but it was scrapped last second. At least Darth Bane is safe.
>Third movie in a trilogy
>That drastic of a change
Yeah nah mate. TLJ was the opportunity for something like that to happen but they blew it.
>lady liberty weeping
>boomer taxpayer confused at what is on poster
"star snores"
If rey goes back in time to become anakins mother, then han solo is fuckin his own granddaughter
Oh, that's exactly the kind of thing JJ would cut. It's infuriating.
The fuck you on about? Rey has no connection to the Skywalker or Solo lineage.
Fuckin kek
>eventually
They had the opportunity to give us some better clues about her inner evil, but throughout TLJ she's been as good as it can get. If she turns into a bad guy now, it's going to be jarring as fuck.
oh my goodness that would have totally saved these fucked up down syndrome flicks
Im gettin feels over here. They really needed to play this angle harder. Who guves 2 shits about rey?
It’s Snoke/Plageuis.
Should've remained in the movie. Such a short and informative scene, and it would've clarified who the hell that woman was while she was dead-center in the camera as the planets were destroyed.
You said that about TLJ and it was the highest grossing film of 2017
and humans communally destroyed the great barrier reef
I’m a turboautist 36 year old manchild who used to listen to the OT score and read Heir to the Empire on field trips in the 90’s while my peers listened to Metallica and Nirvana. I’ve read every single EU novel and played every game more than I’ve masturbaited to Ewok Rule 34, which is a lot. Yet I’ve never seen nor heard of this C3PX you refer to. What the fuck is this bullshit?
dios mio...el gyno lukefaggot...
>>>/incel/
not like the KKK is making star wars movies
Whenever you are, thank you.
Not me. Kylo Ren has a million times more potential than Rey and they've barely scratched the surface on him.
>his childhood with Han and Leia, growing up as a powerful Force User in the new world and the struggles
>cool Uncle Lando
>traveling with Luke looking for Jedi artifacts
>Lukes Jedi Academy days
>Snoke's influence
>KoR
>joining FO
Boring ass Rey was doing nothing for 19 years and she's not even a Skywalker. Should've made Ben the main character.
Literally the only thing that stands out to me now is Jango Fett vs Obi Wan and Kamino. Everything else was painfully boring and just absurdly disappointing as a 20 year old at the time.
That looks like an attempt to yet again reach out to the Chinese market. That's exactly like one of their posters. They love the copypasted million soldier thing. This is to make up for The Last Jedi bombing there and being pulled from theatres.
They do touch on things a little bit in the novels, but he deserved his own prequel movie.
I bet even though they are bringing back Lando they aren't even going to touch on the fact that he was really close with Ben and just make Lando Rey or Finn's mentor.
that fight was dumb as fuck though, just awkward bullshit with jango fighting like an amateur expending all his weapons and gear in 10 seconds and obi-wan still almost getting his ass kicked despite otherwise being a near perfect swordsman master warrior in every other scene where he fights
>if only you knew how bad things really are
Creepio is out for blood
> that Jurrassic World guy was let go.
Treverow has been a little public and a little coy about the situation. If you read between the lines, he was not satisfied with how ep 8 was going and wanted a different outcome for his vision of 9.
Im trying to find the stuff he said after he was fired, but it wasn't directly on star wars. It was more ambigious where he said, but yea, the best thing that could have happened to star wars was fired from it.
wegotthiscovered.com
He genuinely cares about the evolution of the Jurassic franchise and doesn't want to shit on what came before it.
Yeah I have no memory of any of that faggotry. The visuals and design of that planet and seeing a mandalorian fight a Jedi is all I remember. Haven’t seen any of those fucking movies for over a decade.
You should rewatch it then
Jango fights pretty much exactly the way Boba did on the sail barge, which is to say like total shit despite supposedly the best candidate to serve as a blueprint for a galactic army
>Ben finds key
>Ben goes to locker
>takes gun
>an hero
>He genuinely cares about the evolution of the Jurassic franchise
KEKING MY FUCKING ASS OFF
OH SWEET LAWDY, DID YOU PUT ME IN RETARD HEAVEN? JESUS YA DONE PUT ME IN WITH THE TARDS, AW SHEEIIIITT.
>Kylo Ren has his mask back despite rejecting and destroying it in the last film as part of his arc
top kek they're going to retcon TLJ completely at this rate
KK and RJ clearly tore down all the plans JJ had for the trilogy, Daisy Ridley even ratted them out in an interview in which she said that there were drafts for the next two films and they were scrapped.
>Treverow has been a little public and a little coy about the situation. If you read between the lines, he was not satisfied with how ep 8 was going and wanted a different outcome for his vision of 9.
No Treverrow was fine with TLJ. He got fired because he couldn't write good story about Kylo Ren, who is LF's and George Lucas's precious baby and the actual main character of ST.
Treverrow's a real shit writer anyway. And LF is really happy with what Chris Terrio has done for IX.
>George Lucas gives you treatments for 7, 8 and 9
>politely tell him to go fuck himself and throw them in the trash
>let JJ set up his ideas instead
>let RJ shit all over them and throw them in the trash
>bring back JJ to deal with RJ's bowel movement, attempting to pick the corn out of the shit
what a ride it's been
>George Lucas's precious baby
George doesn't care about any of this new shit and at this point actively regrets not letting the Star Wars IP languish away in the attic of Skywalker Ranch
It’s slowly coming back to me now. I remember someone sliding off the side and barely hanging on. All these stupid ass tropes from other movies. The ending with the CGI arena battle with every single motherfucker having a lightsaber. And Padmes fine ass in that white outfit. But the movie itself was so disappointing, I don’t think I’ve ever left a movie so depressed in my life. Fucking awful.
I’ll watch it this weekend.
It's all Abrahms' fault in the first place, he was originally going to do all three which, for better or worse, would've kept the trilogy way more consistent than it will be by the end
But obviously he burned out real quick dealing with Disney and jumped ship so they could start handing these films off to amateurs and then having to damage control everything when they churn out something bad or (worse) something lacking generic mass appeal
Throwing down George plans was probably KK idea too since Arndt was already working on an original screenplay before JJ arrived.
>knights of mystery box
Nobody cares anymore, Jew Jew.
>Daisy Ridley even ratted them out in an interview
She's a cokehead junkie who doesn't know shit about anything. She's trying to seem more important than she is because she knows her career is dead after SW.
GL had an outline. JJ built on that and then Rian built on that. That's what happens when you create a product.
more like
>>let JJ have a bowel movement
>let Rian Jonson shit on top of that pile
>JJ is back, upset that Rian's shit stinks more than his
it's like pooetry
Keep believing that faggot.
>It's gonna flop.
does this place have amnesia?
It ain't gonna flop.
Everyone in Hollywood s a cokehead and/or a Jew.
>It ain't gonna flop.
They said that about Solo.
TLJ didn't flop but it underperformed (by Disney's standards) to make them panic and reshoot 80% of Solo, which then actually flopped
idiot, that alien is known as a Dindu
Tbh that makes it even more likely she slipped up and spilled something she shouldn’t have. Her mind must be constantly fried with how much blow she’s doing, and on top of press schedule and pressure from micromanaging corporate handlers, even a stone cold sober actor can fuck up on little sleep. It makes logical sense as well, what she said. These kikes are impressively bad at managing this property, but I can’t imagine a scenario where they would start without at LEAST a fucking outline or minimum treatment for all three films. What a bunch of retarded motherfuckers. The depth of their stupidity enrages me the more I think about this.
TLJ could have made 2b+ if they had catered to fans. It’s a monumental fuck up, financially if nothing else.
Hux was one of the best selling toys. People bought him so they could replace his head with Red Skull and enjoy having a Red Skull figure that actually had a Nazi uniform for once.
and in the lead up to TLJ with everyone theorizing and shit, catering to fans would've still allowed them to flip the script and have rey be evil and/or kylo turn good and shit like that
instead of the a new pointless twist every 15 minutes that dead-ends a story arc
No, Rose was not in TFA. Which is why Rose was good in TFA, but shitty in TLJ.
kys reylo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/tumblr/
Rose was doomed from the start, she was only created because Rian didn't wanted to write the homolust adventures of Finn and Poe.
The idea behind Holdo's character could have been salvaged with better writing, more screen-time and a better outfit. But Rose was a garbage concept from the start.
>The idea behind Holdo's character could have been salvaged
By having it be Leia and removing the dumbass part where Leia flies through space like one of them bio-organic Yuzhaan Vong crafts that Thrawn warned us about
Exactly this, even better actually. The additional profit they could have made by doing this, from repeated viewings and priceless word of mouth buzz... Iger is probably sacrificing family members of Kathleen in satanic rituals at this point.
>By having it be Leia
That's an option but if Poe and Leia had any conflict people would side with her instantly.
Although my solution would be for that conflict to be much more muted, with Leia just disproving of their actions while they fuck off somewhere else.
Spent a few months last year listening to the entire fucking NJO/Vong series on audible (abridged thank God, makes it bearable) and it’s, unironically, a thousand times more kino than this shit they’re regurgitating now. Boba Fett training Jaina, Jacens fall, even the god damn Vong felt so interesting to experience again after this clusterfuck. God dammit Disney, you stupid fucking hacks.
>it's like if the jews disappeared and in a hundred thousand years aliens discovered the torah and started doing all that shit themselves
we just can't catch a break
>things that never happened
>experience tranquility
Not to mention having the first female sith in one of the movies would please fans and also check a box for the SJWs
Even better if she'd actually made her own fucking lightsaber instead of using Anakin's in the second movie, perhaps with a long staff-like handle since she's literally shown to be a semi-proficient fighter with her big iron pipe weapon when she's attacked on Jakku
That would've been a better subversion, have her rip anakin's stupid lightsaber apart to figure out how it works, so we never have to see it used again and have luke seem wise and disaffected until she explains how she made her own lightsaber and luke gets triggered
>you did WHAT to my father's sword?
maybe she doesn't take any of it seriously which causes a rift between the two during their training and leads to her going dark
shit like this, I've read hundreds of better ideas people came up with in 10 seconds than what we got
Maybe this
>hyperspace tracking shit is scrapped
>instead they are being tracked because there is a spy in the ship that is reporting where they are/has a tracker on him/her
>Poe accuses Holdo being the spy (she is) but Holdo refuses and tries her best to have everyone believe that Poe is the spy
>Leia is good friends both of them so she doesn't know which one to believe
You wish.
More like JJ told her she was going to be important but he lied and she's butthurt about it now kek
The only figures I bought were Hux and Kylo. Kylo because he’s the only decent thing to come out of this shitshow, but honestly, I have no idea why I bought Hux. Maybe because he’s just such a ridiculous characterization of what Jews think of white men. I had to have a reminder of that to look back on. If I wasn’t already in bed and popped two benadryls, I’d go take pictures of these beauties.
Keep dreaming.
>lies JJ told her
No one curr
God dammit, its infuriating to realize they don’t possess a fraction of the creativity that went into your post just now. Absolutely staggering, the ineptitude of these cocksuckers.
>I
no one gives a fuck
t. delusional Huxshitter
No one gives a fuck about Rey, Kylo is the real main character and cashcow.
Rey's job is to be his Light Side girlfriend.
I feel like Hux had a lot of potential, even if his hitler speech was way over the top. Being the guy who actually has to run the bureaucracy of the First Order and has a professional rivalry with whiny Kylo.
There is ONE good scene with Hux in TLJ where he finds Kylo unconscious and for a split second goes for his blaster - like he's just going to ice Kylo right there and take everything for himself but then Kylo wakes up.
I fear he's ruined as a villain now. If it's true that Kylo defects from the FO and he's running it now, that's laughable.
>no one gives a fuck
True. But I do user, I do.
>Hux had a lot of potential
>whiny Kylo
Stop posting anytime.
It's just so dumb that they had this perfect avenue of a dark reflection of the OT, they essentially do a remake of A New Hope, but then take it in less creative directions than even the Prequels did.
Rey even has more in common with Anakin than Luke, she has a perfect villain backstory already built. She didn't even have a mom to lose in the first place or any friends and slaves over the wreckage of a giant battle every day, probably stepping over corpses frequently.
That's all potential mass murderer type shit, and then she loses her first ever father figure, her potential path to normalcy, only for him to be killed by his actual son. And Finn also turns out to be a former stormtrooper, which never actually matters at all but could've been used to drive a wedge between him and Rey since he was lying the whole time.
>throw out Lucas' ideas
>have to rush new story because people at top won't give you more time
>fuck it, let's just copy ANH
Absolutely. So much wasted potential. He might still be redeemable in some way if JJ tones him down a bit, and has him take on a more pathological and controlled rage at being so utterly humiliated. Just a seething, bloodthirsty fucker out for revenge and vindication. But they’ll probably go mustache twirling charicature, again.
Hux did have potential, suck my dick.
And Kylo literally throws a temper tantrum.
This would have made them at least another billion dollars.
>it's like if the jews disappeared and in a hundred thousand years aliens discovered the torah and started doing all that shit themselves
That's what happened with modern Jews though.
I like how in TLJ he hesitates blowing up the bridge his mother is in, decides not to, then one of his wingmen does it for him and then it's not like that moment even happened.
Nice outfit, Poe.
No one gives a fuck about Rey
Kylo is already similar to Anakin and his Grandson. Kylo already had a fucked up childhood and a Darksider in his head since he was a kid.
Your Reyshit was never going to be good. It's Kylo's story, deal with it.
>Hux
Who?
>They are icons, but they're also people that have suffered tremendous loss and challenge over the course of all these films. [Episode IX] is something that needs to honor a story that's been told over a period of 40 years. I don't want to ignore any of it, and I respect all of it. It's something I think the fan base is going to embrace.
He wanted luke alive.
>Treverrow's a real shit writer anyway. And LF is really happy with what Chris Terrio has done for IX.
How you can call Treverrow shit one sentence and not even acknowledged what an absolutel dumpster fire of a writer Chirs Terrio is...you're a tool, plain and simple.
No it wouldn't because they already have a character like that and he's already popular.