Why didn't they just tickle the facehugger?

Why didn't they just tickle the facehugger?

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why didn't they just fuck it?

>Why didn't they just tickle the facehugger?
When they touched it the tail began tightening around his neck so they stopped.

Why didn't they just shoot it?

Why didn’t they cut it off?

>Why didn't they just put it in my dick?

Why didn't they just hug it back?

Why didn’t they pee on it? It works with leeches. Never tried it though

Right? I would go for the sack. When someones tickles my ballsack I always jump

Facehuggers a cute

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Imagine if the facehugger grabbed your cock and balls and tickled them until you came.

haha

Would make an excellent flashlight

In the history of all movies has there ever been a single prequel that didn't shit all over its legacy?

How would it produce light?

The Godfather part 2, the apes trilogy

Star Wars prequels enhanced it

why didn't they just stick both in a hyperbolic chamber and cut off the oxygen supply for the facehugger passed out?

fleshlight

I've thought about this and I could only come up with Kill Bill 2 (of which some parts are set earlier than 1)

>the apes trilogy
Those aren't true prequels.

That was planned as a two-parter from the start.

The bonus situation was more important

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BLACK GOO'ED

By fucking it really hard so it’ll see the light at the end of the tunnel

>keep one hand in front of your face
>now immune to facehuggers

It'll choke you with its tail until you let go or cum on your hand with acid. It's a fucking rape machine.

If the facehugger is supposedly feeding him oxygen, then it must be able to make oxygen or take it from elements in the immediate environment. We know they got him back to the ship with his helmet broken so it was giving air to breath there, so could it take oxygen from water like a fish? If so you could operate on him and remove it in water, thus neutralising the acid. Once it was dead quickly remove him from the water.

Why didn't they unwrap the tail first before trying to pull off the fingers?

After you block the initial lunge, grab the base of its tail and swing it hard against a wall. Or just down into the ground and stomp on it. This assumes one knows what the fuck is going on in the first place, of course.