Tfw no avril gf

>tfw no avril gf
zoomies will never know this feel

Attached: 1531197639165.png (1064x918, 1015K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg
youtube.com/watch?v=uarB8H6Bjm8
youtube.com/watch?v=L0D-3LLkzk8
youtube.com/watch?v=AmE4Bsh4gHs&t=280s
youtube.com/watch?v=z8TwwWJ6HAw&t=25s
youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE
youtube.com/watch?v=qLlKm-DGuzo
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

god tier tummy im looking at

wow

I want to rub her tummy while she strokes my dick.

not tite enough

She looks smelly though (And that's a good thing)

she looks like she fucks asian guys

based
not so based

>tfw you will never sniff Avril's armpits after she's had a long jog

Attached: lhnG6SY8_400x400.jpg (400x400, 20K)

White trash desu

>That womb bulge
Breedable desu

youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg

>literally fucks chad

Attached: 1553704842458.png (378x406, 247K)

>ywn be her
It hurts

Attached: 1552694781236.jpg (715x478, 86K)

>literally closet lesbian and pajeet bait
Get some taste

I’ve met her through work when she was at her peak she was pleasant but as thick as dog shit which is ideally how women should all be too many are unpleasant all of them are thick as dog shit

>literally dates the two gayest musicians of the 00s
It's not fair bros

Attached: 1552696717615.jpg (1200x800, 130K)

If they're smart, they'll preserve some of her DNA.

true

I wanna hatefuck her.

>womb bulge
based.
I thought I was the only one who appreciated this.

incel tier side profile

Who else just wanted Avril gf in 2000s

Attached: avril.gif (400x501, 2.68M)

still do

Attached: IMG_3720.jpg (800x800, 83K)

MINA SAIKO ARIGATO

How lucky were we to grow up in the golden age of midriffs and pits, lads?

This

same

record company sure did a great job by casting her
was perfect for luring in 12yo skateboard fags like me to buy the shitty albums with one good track and 10 filler tracks that were utter shit
doesn't matter I fapped so many times on those booklet pics of her
then a friend told me to look up liz vicious
my disappointment was imeasurable
looks kinda goth/punk with cute fact but gets fucked by some limp dicked heroin addict

I miss shitty 00s pop punk.

>fag from sum41
>Chad
Nah

Let go was good, kys

>you now remember when girlfriend was the No.2 video on youtube after evolution of dance

Oh man, remember her weaboo phase?

Attached: 1530287721442.gif (450x253, 980K)

she is with CHAD kroger(?) from nickelback

I unironically want punk Avril to kick me in the balls

Pshh, nothin’ personnel

Attached: 80027BD0-B8D0-47B8-804F-74409AD3DFA9.jpg (563x1000, 157K)

>that haircut
AHAHAHAAHAHA

Attached: 1542358932531.jpg (699x768, 76K)

oddly enough she's now hotter than in geenie in a bottle or dirty
my god those god tier mommy curves

...it was a different time

Attached: image.jpg (1260x2000, 257K)

This.

Attached: 1529412741758.jpg (1280x1713, 567K)

>another fucking fetish to the list

Attached: 1539022788871.gif (308x175, 2.86M)

It's a great fetish to have, though.

Attached: 1549714721163.jpg (2448x3264, 1.72M)

My loneliness is killing me,and I
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Attached: d48.png (1054x526, 69K)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT TUMMY!!!

I WANT TO KISS IT

>UNDERCUT

AVRIL, PLS

Fug. Hey hey you you, I want her to be my girlfriend

T H I N N

delete this

I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby

Attached: nightmoves.jpg (354x286, 25K)

Don't worry, that was years ago.
This was her back in January.

Attached: 1547256440012.jpg (3200x1680, 332K)

Zoomer here. When I was like 7 or 8 or something I was obsessed with Avril and had every one of her songs on my iPod. When I auditioned for my schools talent show I sang Complicated and wore a tie because I wanted to look like her. All the girls called me a dyke and told me I looked like a boy. I didn't get to be in the talent show. I WISH I didn't know this feel.

The work cannot be stopped

Attached: bondburger.jpg (211x239, 8K)

>SLAMPIG MODE

HM I SHALL HAVE TO PONDER THIS

Brookelynne Briar is kinda Avril-y

>WOMB

Attached: 161.jpg (914x508, 178K)

I request your presence in LONDON with urgency.

Attached: 1526158755977.jpg (1280x1024, 223K)

Oh fuck I can't handle thicc avril

>tfw no gf to ride me
>tfw i'll never look at her tummy, knowing i'm about to fill it

Attached: 1538852535988.png (578x878, 307K)

Is that the gun from the sopranos?

>those fappening pics
Her tits are literal 10/10.

Attached: 1546348446444.jpg (420x631, 36K)

i never knew
holy shit that outfit and her ass
literal 10/10
my ideal GOAT for the past 20 years almost

Did she do that before Gwen Stefani?

Avril had leaks? Fuck me, why didn't I know that.

her feet are top notch too

Render them unto me

Oh man.

Attached: 1536448470659.gif (350x254, 661K)

SAUCE?

Just search them in google, they are pretty easy to find.

Attached: avril-goth-1.jpg (800x1200, 157K)

They look pretty fake to me

some are fake some are real
bikini ones are real
that one bare tit swimming is also real
others are fake

I don’t really get where this meme came from but I really like it

HE BOND BURGERED HIS WIFE

>says she wants to be my girlfriend
>doesn't actually become one

Attached: CK_21ZNiNw1l[1].jpg (594x271, 38K)

They'll do. Looks like it's a nostalgia wank tonight

Imagine being her sister.

Attached: 1548256351318.jpg (285x650, 51K)

Why can't we have fun rock music like this be popular? Why is everything club/hip hop shit now?

When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missin' you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missin', too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear
To always get me through the day
And make it okay
I miss you

>I’m new here and your memes make me uncomfortable
Try not to be such a faggot in the future

>>those fappening pics
wtf its real, ok perfect ass, perfect tits
9/10 (-1 for her face, i just dont dig it that much)

I would literally break my no cunnilingus policy for her. Just saying!

Isn't anyone tryin' to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I, I'm with you

Avril Lavigne is Yea Forums now? Fuck Yea Forums fags

Other than avril, which of these girls did you like as a kid boomers?

Attached: 1551862727670.png (953x698, 211K)

>implying

what was the implication?

Absolutely splendid.

Attached: Screenshot_20190308-180035_Gallery.jpg (1080x1100, 276K)

these three are in a league of their own

Attached: 1531045593635.jpg (340x223, 26K)

>tfw no skater girl gf to get drunk and play vidya with

Attached: 1545720484175.jpg (500x593, 50K)

Avril, Totally Spies, Kim Possible, and Buffy were my jam. Set me up for life fetish wise too

>Married the man voted ugliest singer in the world.
>Decided to be lesbian.
>After a few years of lesbianing re-married the man voted ugliest singer in the world.
Being Avril is pain.

>34 years old
>divorced twice
>no children
the future is not looking bright for her

>womb bulge

That's fat you dumbasses

>>Decided to be lesbian.

Attached: 1535742513375.jpg (500x374, 34K)

isnt she 42 or something

I said; Hey boy sittin' in your tree
Mummy always wants you to come for tea
Don't be shy, straighten up your tie
Get down from the tree house sittin' in the sky
I wanna know just what to do
Is it very big is there room for two?
I've got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours

Yep, she spent some years diddling girls.

No, she's 34.

Attached: 1547996806291.jpg (570x468, 70K)

Attached: 59b95512c519dd509165f598f697a38640dd930eb422418f1d88ec9d33525e23.jpg (470x512, 67K)

MOAR

Attached: thearch.jpg (720x480, 33K)

She was absolutely perfect when her career took off. Unironically the hottest, most attractive girl ever.

>I'll show you mine, if you show me yours
what was she talking about here?

she needs a titjob like 15 years ago

She been replaced according to blinds

literal Harley Quinn

>titjob
Kys.

Attached: 1543717568707.jpg (1920x1047, 936K)

she looks older because lyme disease

youtube.com/watch?v=uarB8H6Bjm8

>decided to be a lesbian
lol what
Straight women kiss other girls for shits and giggles all the time. Doesn't mean she actually ever had any real lesbian relationships.

Good god, its like a living fuck doll

if she gets a big round booty I will be very happy

It's just an innocent song about treehouses. What do you mean?

fucking gross.
>Straight women kiss other girls for shits and giggles all the time.
those are bisexual degenerates in denial

I ironically liked Sailor Moon

I never knew how much I wanted to fuck Avril until now
Or is it the clone?

Jesus fucking Christ. I'd clone this woman in a heartbeat, 12/10 genes, she's ridiculously hot.

LESBIANS ARE A MEME ITS NOT ACTUALLY A THING

Yup, has a pretty tight ass.

Attached: 1533985639311.jpg (630x797, 79K)

What was the last good era here?

Attached: eraszoom.jpg (1400x1039, 925K)

Buffy was kino though

Attached: tumblr_mz5muy3TmU1sm5ghzo3_250.gif (245x169, 946K)

What she saying she will show her pussy if the guy shows his penis?

It doesn't mean anything though.

>tfw you will NEVER date prime time skater punk Avril and rub her tummy
>you will never watch her go through her emo scene phase and live out every emo sex fantasy with her imaginable
life is suffering

>she will never bite your dick off with her sharp ass teeth

Gonna need you to back that statement up with evidence, user

Attached: blushing wojak alternate.jpg (213x255, 8K)

Attached: brian sniff.gif (320x240, 1.26M)

HEY HEY YOU YOU

Get your mind out the gutter

see

Attached: 1536000659164.png (768x1024, 933K)

>those are bisexual degenerates in denial
nah, women have a very fluid sexuality. they tend to just want to bang whatever's standing next to them that has a lot of prestige, however it looks. probably has something to do with how adaptive traits are selected for in men so it makes sense for women to be open-minded to embrace whatever is most suited to the current situation

very different from men, who don't really care what anybody else thinks about what makes their dick hard. they'll be into that thing likely forever no matter what anybody says and no matter how much they suffer for it. sucks for you if your fetish is retarded as hell but another guy can always take over for you if you fuck up too bad.

and that's why you have twice as many female ancestors as male ones
partially anyway

Umm sweetie.. This kind of music videos are problematic.

mod here. ill allow it

she has a pretty awkward smile, but that tummy game is top-notch

He clearly didn't.
See

did your early-mid 2000s pop punk rock/scene girl survive, or did end up JUST'd

Mine survived

Attached: 1543367178257.jpg (883x1082, 122K)

Reminder that the girl in the video is not Avril Lavigne. She had already been replaced by a clone at that point in time

Oh sorry. What did it mean then?

did you fuck her?

Yeah, she has a pretty goofy smile and laughter.

Attached: 1538325170468.webm (1280x720, 295K)

I have heard this on Yea Forums before. What really happened to her?

Hayley's cuter then she ever was back then

Funny how an internaitonal celeb leak of nudes got a nickname from Yea Forums culture of all places

Attached: 1544473133753.png (1024x543, 647K)

>those incisors
Is she a vampire?

>user, close your eyes, tee hee
>ok, no take a deep breath

Attached: Avril-Lavigne-Feet-424969.jpg (550x310, 38K)

>avril will never come to you on a hot summer day while you're skating and tell you she can be your girlfriend

Attached: 1547152625025.png (795x385, 139K)

>Avril soles

Attached: mOnvOJG.png (2244x2377, 379K)

she looks like my grandmum here, at least post a decent photo

Attached: hdLemJQ6A4HzOxj_yhPr3iKxPdoYt5Do5su94k7R0PE.png (500x620, 462K)

Maybe.

Attached: 1549908152786.jpg (786x1390, 165K)

>no dawsons creek
>no gilmore girls

gtfo zoomer

reminder that the early 2000s were shit, and so were the 90s. and fuck avril lavinge.

Attached: 1507167277330.png (766x974, 394K)

She wanted to see his treehouse and was offering to show him her treehouse as a trade.

CHILL OUT
WATCHA YELLIN FOR

i want sucj ur grandma pusy!

Attached: 1526516994241.jpg (900x563, 74K)

youtube.com/watch?v=L0D-3LLkzk8

Desu~

LAY BACK
ITS ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE

Based enlightened beyond our reality poster

Remember that time /ourgirl/ tried being Avril Lavigne?

Attached: 1531210601561.png (567x408, 436K)

Can you guys just no?
People are doing nonut

For me, it's her :3 shaped mouth.

Attached: 1544369414023.jpg (480x360, 109K)

>nah, women have a very fluid sexuality.
most women are bisexual.

Attached: 1450735957614.png (356x480, 6K)

you can see the MKULTRA taking effect in 2007
I cant blame her hypnosis is sooo addictive

Attached: vergen.jpg (720x720, 79K)

...their glorious...

You might not believe me, but I unironically would do her if given the chance

Y unironically. Purely because everything post-(((9/11))) is 100% (((propaganda))).

>twice as many female ancestors as male ones
how the fuck does that even work?

Not all Zoomers are 10 years old you do know that right?

All pop artists are only famous because it has been decided so by the people in power. Their role is to push an agenda. Avril died, wether it was a natural death, an accident, an overdose, or a satanic sacrifice, but her persona was still needed to push the rebellious girl agenda directed at teenagers so she was replaced by a clone as it is common in the entertainment industry

>hypnosis is sooo addictive
Anything you wanna tell us, user?

stop talking about this they might shut Yea Forums down

nothing women do means anything.

Khloe kapri is her porn lookalike

Oh boy, the enlightened millennials have arrived.

You struggle with basic reading comprehension

Yes, turn off your brain and let this hot chick do all the thinking for you
youtube.com/watch?v=AmE4Bsh4gHs&t=280s

>female artist gets plastic surgery
>normal fags: bro she was killed and replaced by the Illuminati!!!!@11
embarrassing

oh look, a triggered roastie.

>he was a boy
>she was a girl
>can I make it anymore obvious
What did she mean by this

>boomers get perfect tier waifus like avril
>zoomers get la criatura estadounidense

Attached: 250px-Zendaya_2012.jpg (250x319, 22K)

>hot chick
>looks like some generic meth head you'd find at a random gas station

AND IF, YOU COULD ONLY LET IT BE, YOU WILL SEE

I hope you like lyme disease.

Attached: avril.jpg (957x406, 93K)

need more avril sole pics please, /x/ please fuck off

BEST FRENCH CANADIAN VS WORST FRENCH CANADIAN

IM GONNA SAY A THING ABOUT THAT LIP CURL WHICH MAY CAUSE DISTRESS
KIEFER SUTHERLAND

Attached: 81d50b80628a40c9eb33d25101f24329.jpg (511x695, 73K)

No, seriously, why would a generation that has spent a decade proving that it's composed of men and women who are all utterly autistic think they have anything valuable to tell anyone?
Even zoomers know more about women than you.

Can you imagine the asshurt if that song came out nowadays?

We have Miley Cyrus

Attached: mileyfeet.jpg (1080x719, 155K)

>hot

You wish. Her current track record proves otherwise

I was one of the earliest Zoomers I escaped the atrocidads

>cant find lotion

Attached: IMG_20190327_180053.jpg (200x102, 3K)

Isn't Lyme disease caused by an insect?

Attached: 1545025503733.jpg (1200x1600, 230K)

Okay then
youtube.com/watch?v=z8TwwWJ6HAw&t=25s

>No, seriously, why would a generation that has spent a decade proving that it's composed of men and women who are all utterly autistic think they have anything valuable to tell anyone?
it's ironic because by being so triggered by an obvious shitpost, you're the biggest millennial in the thread.

Lyme disease can't be spread person to person you fucking retard

>Avril crying
I feel ashamed of myself.

Attached: 1538642527214.gif (367x265, 565K)

Pedigree collapse

i want to protect her

fuck off retard
boomers had madonna, kate bush, Siouxsie Sioux, etc. etc. you get the point

Attached: 1631646.jpg (931x930, 142K)

Dude who gives a shit?
Just let the exotic woman relax you and make you sleepy

wtf is that? what does it do and how do you get (and avoid getting) it?

Madre del amor hermoso que quita el pecado del mundo, cordero celestial, amén. ¿Qué es eso?

Yup.
She developed a massive waifufag fanbase there.

Attached: 1524384055734.jpg (600x401, 324K)

why is she crying on tv about this, whats the point? just shameless pr?

>miley cirus

Attached: 640.png (288x415, 135K)

>believing in celebrity clones is a normal opinion to have
is this your fist day on the job, you idiot?

>americuck needs lotion to jack off his circumcised, mutilated, jew penis

Attached: 1508360191692.png (573x509, 173K)

fox girls get ticks just like foxes do

Lyme disease is very unstable, it can easily develop complications and be deadly.

Yeah, my grandad got it while he was in the military he was really horny and there's no women around so he had to just settle that goddamn flying whore.

From this bastard right here.

Attached: 1542751917943.png (900x675, 1.06M)

i found one or two of those in my clothes once but never saw any bull eye mark, should i be worried bros

>twice as many female ancestors as male ones
wasn't it as much as 8 times as many female ancestors than male during the neolithic through to early bronze age?

it's brutal but our species absent strict monogamy regulation tends toward chads and womens castrating & enslaving 80% of the male population... glad nothing like that could happen today heheh....heh.... *sound of incoming bachelor tax*

it means a few babby-daddys for all of the women. you've met single mothers right? (they share the same men)

Not all ticks transmit lyme disease.
If you have no symptoms you are fine.

Isn't Miley like 27? that would be boomer no?

came kinda late but the goth girl from puffy amiyumi still made me spill copious amounts of jism

Shalom

Can you explain why she looks like she fucks Asian guys?

It's one of the worst diseases you can get. It takes everything from you eventually. Your ability to think, see, walk, your energy. It make some people go insane because it eats their brain. It's borderline incurable past a certain point. Doctors are weird about lyme they gas light their patients into thinking they are imagining things. It's transmitted by a tick bite usually. The north eastern area has the highest concentration. Don't go to those areas. Don't go outside in general without bug spray. Don't interact with people who have lyme. Doctors say it's not transferable but I have seen people say they got it from their partner or cats who spent a lot of time in the forest. In fact just don't go outside and interact with people at all.

Attached: lyme_fore_2017-2 (1).jpg (1400x1000, 254K)

This is her way past her prime.

This was her best stage

youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

RACOONS HAVE RABIES

>10-100%

lol

>lyme disease more prevalent in majority white areas
(((who))) could have orchestrated such a thing?

Esa es la atrocidad de las cuelvas del San Antonio. Al espiritu santu le pedimos salvacion de ese maldado.

What?
Montana is in the 1-2.5% percentile.

You like seeing girls cry because they are showing extreme vulnerability.

Attached: 1530977710897.jpg (980x1229, 314K)

Sorry i'm being dumb, but what the fuck does the percentage mean?
Forests where you can get it?

>are you sure gritchka?
>very well i will release them

Attached: 500full-igor-bogdanoff.jpg (500x500, 30K)

ARCHITECTED

panic

she looks like my 7th grade algebra teacher hnnnnnngggg

why does he like them showing vulnerability tho

It triggers men's protective instinct.

Dude who gives a shit?
Just let the exotic woman relax you and make you sleepy

evolution

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>liz vicious
she was a qt tho

Attached: 60A.jpg (1280x960, 423K)

>not using lotion
>willingly desensitizing your dick with a vice-like grip every time (You) jack off (which, most likely, never falls short of 8 times a day)
I wish frogposters would have sex

Attached: 1550394535498.gif (500x500, 2.41M)

She even did a cover of How You Remind Me for One Piece Z:

youtube.com/watch?v=qLlKm-DGuzo

you dont need a hard grip when you have a foreskin, your deathgrip shit is also mutilated jew penis problem.

My first attempted fap was connecting to AOL and printing out that picture of her in a pool with her ass in a thong. Took years to print, was sweating buckets.

>Sailor Moon
>Tenchi Muyo
>Card Captors
These were the first 3 shows to get me into anime. I regret nothing.

Attached: My emotions.jpg (1360x768, 172K)

For me it was Dawn Avril

Attached: 9 (1).jpg (1328x2000, 925K)

>implying you can desensitize your dick head by rubbing it with the soft moist inside of your naturally-occurring foreskin which is basically the same texture and wetness as a vagina

Where is she now?

Need more pics of her tummy.

Attached: 1523835923281.jpg (960x1509, 1.91M)

>1989-1996
Just because once we had gameboy. We never looked back. And VHS.

she vanished at some point and never came back. was probably murdered.

I member that whore

Attached: 78dcb02da030a81589a1f831c90c9505.jpg (1008x956, 107K)

I saw a recent pic of her. Let me just say Brosnan would be proud.

God damn it.

really?

BASED AND TUMMY-PILLED. FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES TOO.

Attached: 1503021157960.jpg (1280x1024, 205K)

Didn't the boy friend die in a dumpster?

I agree, user. Imagine here recreating dirty now haha. As some kind of funny joke.

This man knows what we wants!

This guy gets it
I know that feel

Attached: dvsdgbg.jpg (395x395, 20K)

WHY

Attached: TFWNOAVRILGF.jpg (808x699, 104K)

I just want to thank Avril for pushing the punk girl fad that up to this day has given me so much fap material.

Attached: 1552179568969.png (279x249, 99K)