/ALITA/

Why not

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> tfw delicious tears of seething anons because we’re having a good time here
They need to /HEAL/

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You gotta find one with the serial number ending in 99.

Seeing Alita tonight and on Monday, 4th & 5th times, gotta ask for some swag from the theater, encouraged by you other spergs. God bless Yea Forums

That would be no small task, what about just having custom Alita selector markings?

Don't forget the orange and chocolate bonus pt if its lindt

Did my wholesome posting turn into a thing then? I just don't have the autism to keep it up myself.

Same user
Will probably catch it again after the iron city experience if it’s available
Hope you get some Alita related stuff

...

Legend of Galactic Heroes.

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This pic is CUTE

> *mwah*

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that shit is for manchildren, no wonder incels on Yea Forums and women love that crap

>Oh no, looks like he's got us!
>Hey, thanks for bringing the girl. That's going to save us some time.

Think so fren

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Ok you guys have got me curious enough to go see this movie. Is there a scene about midway through the movie during which there isn't much happening? I can't hold pee for 2 hours.

Cute OP

Oof. I don't know about that. It's a really dense movie. If you go right after Alita shows off her berserker body to Ido, you'll only miss some romance.

It's good romance though so if you don't want to miss feels then hold your pee.

The first good window is the start of the "i wanna become a hunter warrior" scene with ido.
The second is right after she hand stand scene.

>t. Drunk 0.8l of tea 30m before the movie started and had to go out twice
>but it was my second time watching it so its ok

How old are you guys here? I'm really curious if I'm posting in a general full of kiddos or legit men like myself.

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22

I'm old enough to be Ido's father.

This one is my next endeavour.

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I really like her sass when she says she wants to become a hunter warrior, though.

It's strong independent black woman tier, but cuter.

Fuck I really need to start actually labeling the webms I download.

Well that's a bit comforting. I was beginning to think I might actually be a manchild.

Hundreds of threads worth of hostile trolls eventually start to go to your head. Must resist!

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There nothing of the sort. She wanted to follow his footsteps (granted for her own reasons but she honored him throughout the movie, even when she goes on her own she dresses like him).

Never let someone else tell you what you can and can't enjoy. That's a road to shitty misery. Life's too short

Huh? I'm just talking about how she talks when she goes to the factory, it's sassy and I love it.

I'm 41. I haven't seen the movie yet but from the clips I've seen it reminds me of sci-fi movies from the 80's and 90's. It doesn't seem as cynical and shallow as most actions movies I see being made nowadays.

32 lol

Yeah but what follows that first scene is a lot of intense action which does not stop until the second scene i mentioned.
And after that second scene, once the motorball scene begins you got pretty much uninterrupted intense action till the movie's end.

FUCK, just give us the Blue Ray already

Thanks user. Life is indeed too short.

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Early 21

Yeah these double/triple subtitled camrips are killing me. The sooner Jimbo gives me blurays the sooner I can give him more money.

Engraved dust covers are the height of autism. Get her face engraved or nothing

Thanks anons. I think after the handstand scene is my best option.

Does Alita or any other cyborg feel pain when their mechanical parts get dismembered? If yes what's the purpose of them feeling pain? My only conclusion about them having to feel pain is that it is essential for the central nervous system to control those parts. Also I thought about that it depends o the type of cyborg part, more simple cyborg parts for factory workers maybe don't need those complex systems. What do you guys think?

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Well yeah I am so I follow your logic 100%

There are people IRL that lack the pain sense. They tend to self destruct easily because they don't realize they're hurting themselves.

If I could get manga Alita with the angel wings as a rollmark or something I could die happy.

33.

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[COMFY INTENSIFIES]

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25

Sooooo out of curiosity....

When is the last time any of you got laid?

I think they experience input, but maybe not pain as we know it. In T2 it is explained that the terminator experiences pain as data input, which allows the terminator to be aware of injuries without them hampering its operation. I would think any advanced cyborg would operate in a similar way.

Last time I got laid was October 2016. Last time I made an effort to get pussy was 2014. Trying is for plebs.

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Few weeks back?

A few weeks ago

Was a shallow and meaningless experience though, I don't care much about sex these days.

My man!

>mfw this is actually Jim studying the target demographics of the film.

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I wish the reality was that exciting. It was actually just me looking for self confirmation.

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JIM'S POWER IS TOO GREAT

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>a f-f-ew weeks ago

Lmfao liars. This is the same as telling the cops you've had two beers when they ask you how much you've had to drink. Instant give away that you're lying.

>implying zoomers watch anything other than capeshit

If you want to come look at my herp user be my guest, I guarantee I didn't get it by not having sex.

29. Don't worry, according to pollsters the biggest demographic for Alita was men 25+. IIRC, Men under 25 was the smallest one. Teenagers can't appreciate a good daughterfu.

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here.
Like 3 weeks ago. Came inside, which would have probably gotten her pregnant if she already wasnt on her 2nd week by then. Too bad shes at the "feeling nauseus all the tine" stage, so sex has to be postponed for now.

Do you want a date friend?

Well this thread would appear to contradict your statement friendo

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Oof user. Gratz on the creampie at least. On the bright side you have the "really big titties" phase still to come...

Do these guys have jobs?
They are really good artists

Hmm, that's a good point. I do think this movie is just a little too wholesome to really appeal to teenagers, now that I think about it.

>I'm fresh out of Idos

Erika x Alita best ship.

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I have a feeling that IS their jobs, artists like that can pull a decent haul from Patreon, etc.

>cyborg yuri

uh, ok

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Lmao yeah I do. And tell me about it. Lemme guess you lying sack of shit, you were delivering a pizza/fixing her cable and her clothes fell off as slow jazz started to play?

Every time I went to see it the theater was full of teenage girls and grown ass men. I thought it was kind of absurd, really.

b-but machines function better when cold

Exquisite taste.

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Ah, when I went it seemed like mostly college kids with their bfs/gfs.

It's good for girls to watch this movie though, they might take a few hints about how to act if they want to actually attract men.

39, virgin by stupidity
kill me

I too was a stupid virgin, until I learned to weaponize my stupidity and turn it into raw bravado.

I'm definitely past my prime though and I haven't had sex I was actually excited about for years.

It's all downhill from here, which I guess is why I need Alita in my life.

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>you were delivering a pizza/fixing her cable and her clothes fell off as slow jazz started to play?
Fuck i miss 70's-90's porn.

These threads are such gold mines for autistic posts that make me feel good about how socially well adjusted I am in comparison to you guys. Love it!

>tfw pizza driver and the closest I've gotten is girls answering the door in shirts and panties/peeking at me from behind things in lingerie

I wanted the memes to be true, I really did.

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If Chad delivers the pizza the meme is true, but then Milhouse shows up and it's like ew gross

Well shit man if that's all you want /r9k/ will really validate the shit out of you

I'm decent looking and in decent shape. Definitely more Chad than Milhouse.

I am a manlet though, so that sucks.

Can we cut the interview now? It was more funny when it was the local Sicentology OSA guy doing it while pretending to be high school girls writing a report on Anonymous for class. Good times.

Uh, what?

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Anyone have the full clip of Chiren in lingerie?

Based lingerie user. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

There are a few videos of girls opening the door naked and trying to seduce the delivery guy, but usually the guy tries his best to stay professional and doesnt want to risk losing his job.
I think ive only seen it once that the delivery guy actually stayed and got a quick blowjob. And of course, [Spoiler]he was black[/spoiler]

>good job
>gf
>numerous sexual partners
>fit
>owns car
>parents proud
>hasn't seen and will never see SHITLITA

Just another day, bros, just another day.

>tfw want an arsenal of Alita memes to phonepost with from bed for maximum /comfy/, but don't want to risk phone being taken from me or someone in public otherwise seeing 100+ Alita images on there and thinking I'm a total dweeb

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My phone is well beyond that point already

How did you know??

If I was lucky enough to have that happen to me I would immediately phone back to the shop that I got a flat and had an unknown ETA. I'm their best driver so they would deal with it and I'd be fine.

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>posts on Yea Forums
yeah right

Gottem

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I love that edit, one of my favorites from these threads. The turning the flaming archangel sword into the plasma was a nice touch.

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2012 kek im looking for a gf now though didnt have any interest in the last years

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Lmao she doesn't look very excited about the sword in that one

COMFY

The hat! My heart

>good job
>currently seeing a cutie, not official yet
>2 sexual partners (im 20)
>fit
>just payed off my new car
>parents extremely proud of academic, professional, and artistic achievements
>saw Alita 5 times
>posted in every general
>gotten 7 other people to see Alita
You may need it user, but you can heal others

>tfw /alita/ is my only tab that isn't a Kenzie Reeves anal video

Alita actually increased my sex drive, I think

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I imagine flaming swords probably aren't the most comfortable things to hold.

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What art do you make?

Those Caribbean fire sword dancer guys don't seem to have a problem with it tho

Thanks, user.

Its very tied to my personal information so i won't post any.
But, i do traditional oil painting, been showcased in 3 museums (thanks to school) i also do character design and am currently working on as an artist on a indie videogame

That's awesome user. Can you paint us a cozy Alita some time?

23 here, feels like I'm on the younger end of the demographic because I read the manga as a ~10 year old but everyone I know younger than me hadn't heard of Alita or read it until the movie went into full production and it got an awareness bump among nuweebs.

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Sunday. Gonna get laid again in a few hours with a different girl. Stay mad, capecel.

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>when you have no gf, no job, no life
>you still have a CGI loli sexbot named alita

What a pathetic waste of a human being.

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If you're posting the architect you better be smashing a thicc girl

You bet your ass I am.

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Eighteen.
While I do enjoy some Marvel movies, I will be the first to admit that Alita surpasses most, if not all capeshit movies. I'm doing my part in getting normalfag zoomers some actual good taste.

I do find it amusing that I keep stumbling on Alita fan art while I'm perusing artstation for pathfinder portraits.

youtube.com/watch?v=u_SAtD_XHB8

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How is that amusing in the slightest? Define the word amusing for me right now

>unwashed fat weeb has plans to fuck an even more unwashed and fatter girl

Life finds a way

Cope more capecel.

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Entertaining and/or pleasing.

I'm not looking for Alita, but Alita I find, it's pleasurable.

The circle of life is beautiful

no point in this useless shit

Fan art is agaisnt my code, but i may make an exception for you guys...who cares if its anonymous

3 years ago. Had a pretty bad breakup later that same year, spent a year being heartbroken after that. Haven't really been actively looking for anything for a while, but I think I might be ready to try again now.

Why are capecucks so mad about her success? Are they blind or just brainwashed?

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Some months ago. My wife just had a csection, and our newborn requires almost constant feeding, so it's definatly gonna be awhile longer.

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His plan is working

I mean I'd say stand behind your principles but also you definitely should paint something

You artist types make me jealous. I have nothing to contribute to these threads except my appreciation. I would love it if you chose to share your gifts with us.

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Pirate photoshop, watch a few basic tutorials on youtube and then start hacking pictures together to make jokes. That's how roughly 90% of OC gets made right there. If you want to do it with webms/youtube replace photoshop with premiere.

this but use gimp

27

Is gimp actually competitive with photoshop yet or is it still like 10 years behind the curve?

Yeah seriously man, even though we make OC the threads are kept alive by the memes and love in all forms. Especially with cutanon providing so many raw pics anything you can add no matter the quality is welcome.

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BASED

i have no idea, it's been years since i used photoshop.
gimp just works and it's easy to install

Anyone in here got a job?

Reminder that "art" where you photoshop anime girls isn't a job.

28.

I'm a pizza driver. I've had a lot of different jobs though. I guess I'm one of those guys that kind of travels around taking different kinds of work.

i am an astronaut

>E-evening, fellas. Have you seen this, have you heard about this?
>5/10
>boring

youtube.com/watch?v=NxVSGiVCSP4

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proofs

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Nah, I was granted lifetime disability benefits due to turbo autism. I volunteer at a thrift shop for a non-profit organization once or twice a week, though.

my experience with gimp compared to photoshop is that it's like a table with one leg shorter than the others.
photoshop on the other hand is a table with every leg precisely the same length but it costs 2000 dollerinos every month

>Valuable ISS data is being used to alitapost
I want to believe

I work in an office hell but at least I can be a
>dumb phoneposter
at work

Interviewers go watch Alita and do exit polls on the audience instead. That might actually be interesting compared to this hugboxing. At least that’s what I think about it - whose rules do you live by etc. carry on.

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Anyone smart enough to be an astronaut is likewise smart enough to not waste their time on weebshit anime movies.

You fucking retard.

>Sorry brother, but i don't do the job to anybody brother

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I too, want to believe.

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32.

>If you want to do it with webms/youtube replace photoshop with premiere

I might look into that. I occasionally get ideas for short videos. Thanks for the tip.

And thanks for the support.

I'm at it right now. Office work is a predictably double edged sword. My place is so relax, i could probably get away with fucking around in photoshop, gimp or whatever as long as I get everything else done.

Only a few astronauts are on orbit right now, that would be like self-doxing. There are more of them training or post-mission though.

>Somebody forgot to tell Elon Musk about that

GIMP is still pretty bad but it's better than it was a year ago.

Yeah, but if you're just making shit to post on Yea Forums with it it's not like you need a license. Just pirate it.

bad taste but honest
5/10

Lmfao so what's your plan? Photoshop anime girls as a way to dwindle down the otherwise boring hours of your entirely wasted life?

We'll be here waiting whenever you've got things to post. Good luck!

Last year. Just got my V card reissued and it arrived in the mail last week.

Smells like projection in here

I'm at work right now, IT

Anybody else tried paint.net? I'm not sure how it stacks up to gimp since I haven't used gimp but it's a decent photoshop alternative for most purposes.

There's the free pixlr web editor.

My money is on it being Nick, but I can't rule out Oleg or Alexey.

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Yes, animator/illustrator currently working in the industry reporting in.

youtube.com/watch?v=XnZTmN1Ebjo

comfy

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>entertaining the idea that an astronaut might be into your shitty weebshit movie to this extent

OH NO NO NO NO

I fucking loved paint.net back when I was using Windows. It's not really an alternative to gimp but it's definitely great for making silly internet memes.

There's a lot of Russians who like this film so not a bad betting pool

You people are mentally ill

>don't need to pay or pirate when i use my company's license

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Let's buy a ticket for Buzz Aldrin and see what he thinks.

“The great zapan”? More like THE GREAT MAZAPAN!

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Rosa in Daisy Dukes for the sequel please.

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Alita is CUTE

>RENT FREE

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>every day I wake up and waste hours of my time hugboxing myself in the company of weebs because I saw this weebshit movie and am so starved for female attention that my brain is compulsively attracted to the computer generated and non-existent main character who barely looks human thereby exposing the extent to which my loneliness has perverted my worldview

THAT'S YOU NIGGA

THAT'S YOU

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David is the only canadian so my money is on him
in a massive swerve it's revealed to be ANNE

[PROJECTION INTENSIFIES]

RENT FREE NIGGA
RENT FREE

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user never said he's an astronaut currently in space.

Yeah but that's no fun.

The truth of this burns me

No thanks.

It's always funny when people get mad about you liking something. Here I am, having fun, and they feel the need to be totally miserable about it.

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>somebody hates your movie of choice enough to literally camp out on a Yea Forums general thread 24/7 and shame you

And WE are somehow supposed to be the damaged ones here...makes ya wonder

THis is just a fancy way of saying "no u", and you a spastic

>that weeb table in the cafeteria that won't shut the fuck up and keep slamming their chairs in excitement over some new Yugioh cards

Boiiiii if I had a carton of milk right now it'd be splitting open on the side of your weeb head. Shut the FUCK up. Enjoy your movie and move on with your pathetic life.

>Lmfao so what's your plan?

I was gonna try to make a pasta during lunch, but I gotta stop posting here and get some shit done first.

>otherwise boring hours of your entirely wasted life?
You only think this because you've never seen a miracle.

That's not funny

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Paint.net is much simple but still has all the stuff that matters.
I actually prefer it over gimp because the latter's interface is such a clusterfuck of menus and windows

36.

Absolutely worked into a shoot

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35 here

HEY ZAPAN! when I saw you get sodomized by a 3-meter-tall Centurion in “The Factory” I told myself, “Now THAT’s the man on my dreams!”

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Imagine that

36 years on this planet and still so fucked up that you end up posting in a weebshit general.

Some 36 year olds have houses and families. In fact MOST 36 year olds have houses and families.

19 here my dude

What's your problem dude

GIMP recently sorta kinda fixed their interface, it's all one window now.

It is funny in a sort of pitiful way. Kinda like watching a dog eat its own shit. You laugh, but you also feel bad because the dog doesn't realize how disgusting the thing it's doing is and you know it's gonna use that same mouth to greet its owner.

16
Guess I'll go

No problems here chief, I got my life in order!

>great job
>great gf
>no weebshit in my life (thus making me socially acceptable in the grand scheme)
>got my own place
>got my own car
>got normal hobbies and normal taste in movies

Life is good dude!

He's looking for an easy target who will give him (you)s. You're took the bait.

Three days ago.
I introduced Alita once, and it almost broke the whole thing.

Would you weebs ever seriously propose watching this movie with a girl? Like, lets entertain the crazy fantasy that one of you losers gets a girl to hang out with you and she says "what movie should we watch?"

Any of you freaks dumb enough to put this garbage on?

You DO realize that NOTHING dries a pussy up faster than anime and weebshit, right?

>and you know it's gonna use that same mouth to greet its owner
that's honestly a perfect metaphor

Good luck my man!

>normal hobbies like spending hours every day shitposting on a vietnamese soul trapping forum

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How about a /fit/ Alita then

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if your life is so perfect why do you need to post this?

Then why the fuck are you in anime forum nigga?

every girl i went with loved this movie.
i'm not american though

Bashing nerds makes me feel good, dude! I love ragging on you freaks, it's just my thing! Dunno lol!

Anyway, that’s why I have sexual fantasies with you, Zapan.
My sexual fantasy would be that we’d meet up in a hotel room at night, we would chat, you’d make me laugh, You’d make me laugh A LOT. And then all of sudden you’d bring your “friend” Hugo and then you’d go AWAY!

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cringed more at this dude than at the weebs circlejerking

The opinion of a weeb means less to me than nothing, lmao!!

Man Alita would probably smell like WD-40 if she's spraying lubricant into her joints on the reg.

Requesting this with Alita and zapan

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Ignore hateposters, frens. Just ignore them.

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I'm currently studying engineering, work with laboratory automation during summers.

DO NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF EVIL FAG

This is the only decent place on the Internet.

>28 (You)s & counting

/ALITA/? More like /YOU-FARM/

Fuckin child's play in here. You all belong to me. Whenever I dip my balls into these threads it's like dogs falling over each other to appease their master.

Beg me, weebs.
Beg me.

>You will never clean and lubricate Alitas joints with WD-40 before she does her morning workout routines

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based af

>Autist gets outed
>I was merely pretending
Everytime. How droll.

That's it nigga, feed me more (You)s

I grow more powerful with each one. (You) me like the dog you are.

WD-40 smells great, fag. You're not some zoomer that's never done manual work before, right?

Hey you know what smells better than WD40?

The warm embrace of a woman. Trust me on that one.

Just turned 27 last week.

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I want Rosa to be my mommy

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don't you dare knock the aroma of WD-40

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you contribute more to this threads than many fags around here, have another

Alita can give me both.

>about a fucking movie

Yeah, you're right. It's almost like we're on Yea Forums or something.

>complaining about discussing a movie on the TV and movies board

The absolute state.

Hey dumb weeb, uhhhh maybe you didn't notice because you're autistic and whatever, but uhhhhhh, yeah, weeby? Uh weeby, the rest of tv discusses multiple movies and doesn't have these hugbox generals to supplement actual human contact.

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>things that people who post in these threads will NEVER experience

Lmao whens that last time a woman looked at any of you like that?

The answer is never.

Do you think Alita will get shit in the sequel for using a gun against the Factory?

I think flopfag is finally coming to grips with Alita being a success and is going through his final COPE by shitposting furiously. I bet he's crying in his basement right now.

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Lol get a life

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Just turned 19 today :3

this image might honestly be the most autistic thing I have ever seen

like someone out there actually spent time on this

I don't even know what to say

An engineering director in an manufacturing company.
I'm 29

Still have problem finding gf that are not roasties.

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>says the loser weeb, posting a weebshit image for the 90th time today

Listen here weeb-o, I have a better life than you EVER will and that's a fact.

No, Nova said as much. She'll get in trouble for using a gun against Zapan.

>Still have problem finding gf that are not roasties.

No you don't. You have a problem finding a gf who will tolerate the fact that you're a spastic weeb.

What a classic case of "it's not me, it's THEM".

Wipe yourself off my man. Hit the showers.

it was just for shit a giggles fag

Accounting technician here

Lol you are pathetic screaming how better you are than everyone

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These appearance of these stupid generals is the point at which I gave up on this rapidly dying board. You all fucking suck.

He's losing it here like lil ronnie

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My wife wants to see it with me
on our anniversary. I hope it's still in theaters then.

Oh my bad dude, you're probably AMAZING at photoshop, right? You're just not posting the good stuff, right? Just the haha funny stuff, right?

Dont reply to obvious low effor bait

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go back to your tranny discord then

>come into thread looking to troll
>get trolled hard instead
>I was just looking for (you)s so I win!
LMAO, this is your life.

>What a classic case of "it's not me, it's THEM".
>Wipe yourself off my man. Hit the showers.

I'm clean and not a weeb. that's was never the issues, my problem is that I'm very superficial and behave like a selfish prick most of the time. Always blame everything on gf when something go wrong.

Watching Alita kind of made me realize how much of a douche I was with all my exes.

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>y-y-you're not trolling us, we're trolling y-y-you!

Nice try weeby, but no dice. You know damn well you'd all be having a decent time hugboxing each other if it weren't for me shitting on every single one of you.

Now (You) me again faggot.

>my problem is that I'm very superficial and behave like a selfish prick most of the time

Doesn't square up with

>I can't get a gf because women are roasties haha

SORT IT OUT JUNIOR

Also anyone who posts an image like that is 1000% weeb stop lying to yourself.

>no words from Rodríguez or Cameron about the film breaking the 400M barrier

Jerome new tactic is to acuse evryone of being a weeb...how cute

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Robert retweeted a post about it hitting 380 million, but the two are probably busy. Cameron doesn't post often on social media anyways.

What a response, the level COPE in this one post is astronomical. Levels previously thought impossible. The consecration is quite literally off the charts. How sad your life must be that this is all you have to show for it.

Don't bother replying to me loser, I'm going to fuck super supermodels before picking up my kids from flight school. I'm so glad I'm not you.

>obsess over anime
>get called out for being a weeb
>"wow wtf this guy thinks we're weebs"

Just because it was in theatres doesn't mean it isn't weebshit, ya weeb.

Little Jerome you forgot something you promised

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He was memeing with Johnson and Ryan reynolds unironically

>Cameron is going to celebrate 400M while he already went over 500m in 92, broke 2 billion with Titanic and 2.7 billion with Avatar
it's Robert's highest grossing film ever though (although not in terms of profit)

>dude you're COPING

Cope with the fact that this general de-fuckin-rails every single time I step in here and it doesn't stop until I stop. Cope with that right fuckin now.

I'm 24.

22. Have put myself in to debt to support Alita.

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So we can confirm this Jerome dude is so obsessed that comes most days here just to try to shit a general in a Chinese image board.

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23 here

why not, he is funny

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He's probably in denial about wanting to see the film.

>In fact MOST 36 year olds have houses and families.
Yeah, in the '60s and '70s, maybe.

Also,
>wasting time complaining about people liking weeb shit on fortune
>not being worse than liking weeb shit on Yea Forums

Why are you even here?

Whenever the bitter shitposter arrives spewing incoherent vitriol in every direction, it only serves to remind me what a special thing we have going here, and how far I've come from the days where I accepted spreading misery like that to be the norm.
But seriously, stop engaging. I love seeing those posts pop up in the middle of a wall of comfyposting and go completely ignored, without even a single response. That's how you win.

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Try?

My nigga, try? How about I accomplish the task every single fuckin time I set out to. There is no trying here, I just step the fuck in and do what I do while you weebs cower in fear.

Seriously look at this thread. It's doing its usual weeby thing until I get here and then ALL the attention turns to me. You mutts can't fuckin help yourselves. I collect (You)s like rain water. Bitch I drink them. Just stand here with my mouth open while your tears nourish me.

Give me another one, you animal. You filthy, unwashed, unkempt, feral fucking dog. Give me what I want now.

Hahahahahha the absolute state of Jerome

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tl;dr
have sex

>literally less than 60 seconds pass and I have a (You)

This is what God feels like. I have such raw power coursing through my veins.

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oof, how much cope can one post have.

Anyways, here is something image related.
I did dated a very nice and nurturing girl like Alita before, but I took advantage like douche.
Example:
>plan to travel the eastcoast.
>Too lazy to plan, so dump all planning on gf.
>Missed an even I forgot to mention.
>Call gf an idiot for not thinking about it.
>Dump luggage packing on gf as well because of laziness.
>gf forgot something
>call gf a moron for forgeting.

Breakup after one year due to gf getting tired of my bullshit.

Watching Alita and Hugo interact in movie was an eye opener for me.

I'm superficial because I don't want my kids to look ugly abortion that should never be born.
I hate today's oversexualized society therefore I hate slutty people in general (men and women).

>Also anyone who posts an image like that is 1000% weeb stop lying to yourself.
Yea Forums is an imageboard you dolt

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I haven't engaged so far, but I like to brawl from time to time, plus it keeps the threads going and in the end I think it makes them stronger
but your point of view is defensible, ignoring is sometimes the best way to go

>You DO realize that NOTHING dries a pussy up faster than anime and weebshit, right?

Right. That's why so many girls watch anime, read manga, cosplay as their favorite characters, and ship themselves with cute manga and anime boys they like. Totally because they get dry down there.

Girls like confident, high-status, alpha guys. Doesn't matter what shit the guy is into, sports, cars, weeb, sci-fi/fantasy, politics, whatever the fuck, so long as those criteria of being handsome, high-status, and confident are met, they couldn't give less of a shit. Do you give two fucks what little hobbies and stuff a girl's into so long as she's thicc and has a cute face? Of course not.

>>>>>>cower in fear
suck this you fucking junky

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backtoreddit.jpg

But the shitposters let me use some of my favourite reaction images that just don't usually fit here.

>Doesn't matter what shit the guy is into

LMFAO this is why your dick is dry, weebo. Imagine being so woefully out of touch with society that you actually believe that you can score chicks AND obsess over anime.

There are so many nuances to male-female interaction that you're missing due to your rampant and undiagnosed autism.

>Yea Forums is an imageboard you dolt
>therefore I must obsessively post images pertaining to anime and weeb-ery

Wake up you crust-fuck. Yea Forums is much more than an image board and has been for like 10 fucking years.

Fluff

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But where is the fun in that? This guy seriously writes out entire blog posts anytime someone so much as gives him a three word response.

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slowly delving into madness
happy to give you as many you's as you want
you're only putting more gas on these threads, so thanks for that

would lick butt

Im not sure if I should go today again, ive seen it for 3 times already

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here is your sword lad
youtube.com/watch?v=CHxCxgNVn7g
sad that Man at Arms are no more, Ilya would have made it perfect

Being grateful for my attention is about as close to cuckoldry as you'll find on this site.

I am the mirror which reflects your failures. Understand that. When you gaze upon my posts the stinging sensation is your realization that I am 100% correct in all of my assumptions regarding your social standing.

How much? You shouldn't destroy yourself for your entertainment.

New

>well, well look at the sky city slicker pulling up with his fancy Zalem glasses

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dude you're a common shitposter on 4 chan, might want to keep your ego in check

The channel may be dead, but the creators are still going strong. youtube.com/channel/UCEjEAxdJLOg4k854j-oESfQ

yeah, but when it's not the case you look like a pathetic retard

I wonder why they called it a "Damascus blade" when that thing clearly isn't damascene forged.

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Have I been wrong once? I call you fucking idiots dogs and animals and demand (You)s like a dictator and you lick my ankles crawling over each other to give them to me.

Am I wrong?

yeah i know but its not like the previous channel they dont make fantasy blade anymore

If you'd ever watched the movie, you'd know it wasn't very weeby at all. I went in blind and enjoyed it as a kick-ass sci-fi action/adventure movie. I had no idea it was based on an anime or manga until after I had seen it and did my research, so you really don't know what the fuck you're even talking about, surprise surprise.

It has a really subtle damascus pattern on it mostly at the edges but it's hard to see in the movie and I can't find a good image of it. The original concept version is more obvious so I'll pull out the art book and get a shot of it.

exactly. I get the hatred with mlp in the beginning, because they were flooding so many posts in so many threads all across the boards before they were contained.

From day one we stick to ONE thread on ONE board and yet they want to take that away from us, lol.

This is the best I could find of the sword from the movie

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the rest of Yea Forums discusses tfw no gf, feet, actresses they wanna see blacked, video games, politics, and other shit that doesn't even begin to come close to being TV or movie related, yet you're critiquing us?

Weebs don't deserve to be happy, or feel included, or anything like that.

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I just lurk Alita threads but I'm 39.

last summer