>tool/vehicle does something
>"I gotta get me one of those"
Tool/vehicle does something
Jeremiah King
Ethan Phillips
>black lad makes a joke at the cinema
>"I gotta get me one of those"
Nicholas Martin
>gets in car
>no keys
>pulls sun visor down
>keys
Luke Peterson
>does it come in black? (badass character)
>does it come in pink? (gay/female character)
Hudson Morales
>black character witnesses something ridiculous and outlandish
>"Aw hell nah"
Wyatt Cox
>get in bar
>see woman
>drink
>sex
Isaac Kelly
>plot twist it was another woman
SMACK MY BITCH UUUUPP
Easton Jackson
>commits suicide
f
Hunter Phillips
>drunk hobo witnesses something ridiculous and outlandish
>*shakes head incredulously and throws bottle away*
Joshua Carter
>credits roll
>Drunk Hobo: Stan Lee
Blake Morales
>stupid post
>gets digits
Nathan Perez
>Dedicated to Stan Lee
Cooper Miller
>didicated to producer's uncle who died of cirrhosis
Carson Rodriguez
I don't get it.
Lincoln Cruz
>based on a true story
>it's not true
Chase Allen
>inspired by true events
>the true events were much more interesting
Josiah White
>see monster
>"I wouldn't want to meet it in the dark alley"
Tyler Bennett
>woman does something cool
>"I like her"
Andrew Edwards
>fat character
>"I GET HUNGRY WHEN I'M NERVOUS"
Robert Butler
>fat character finds food or snacks
>"DON'T MIND IF I DO"
Jace King
>sex scene
>woman starts making weird unrealistic moaning noises
Nathan Perry
>fart humour
Thomas Jackson
>sex scene
>cum on ur mums tits
Mason Rivera
>Scene at a bar
>guy drinks a beer and looks at a girl at the other side of the bar
>they make eye contact
>hard cut to them fucking
Isaiah Hernandez
Independence Day?
Lincoln Carter
>female side character fights evil female side character
Matthew Bell
Die Another Day
Easton Smith
This has happened to me before(had previously met the girl before though)
Andrew Lee
Imagine if there was a hard cut to YOU fucking HER... Now wouldn't that be epic?
Nathaniel Sanchez
Hitting a little close to home, user?