HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

why are you like this

It's gonna be pretty #LITTY

I'm hearing he took lessons from based E. Stone.

because he has to do it to em

>April 5 it's on. Can't wait Aloha j
Cool, me too. Nice chatting to ya Cheers

Fk those hashtags in the comments what has this earth become

The most basic bitch ever. Jesus

peak alpha male

he had to find some way to COPE

Fuck I love the rock

What does Aloha mean?

>"I have a sexual relationship with my own young children"

doubles as hello and goodbye

Fuck i love the cock

>Zachary Levi
>Levi
>Hollywood
How in the fuck is this guy not Jewish?

AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY

This tiny island only gets, like, 5 celebrities every decade. Just let us have him, you nigger.

Disney shills BTFO

No.

He's ethnically brown so who cares, he claims the lands he wants.

>based
>shilling for his employer

>Dude was born and raised in Iowa, why is he pretending to be Hawaiian?

He's pretending to be a Maori too. Saying some shit like an ancestor of his went to New Zealand and then went back to Hawaii so therefore he is a "kiwi"

When auditioning for Game of Thrones, he just did a Maori haka and they gave him the job.

based cuckold poster

>Dude was born in Iowa
Wrong, he was born in Honolulu but raised in Iowa

>Why is he pretending to be Hawaiian?
Besides being born in Hawaii himself, his dad is a native Hawaiian

It took 30 secs looking up his wiki

I'm not a big fan of superhero movies, but Zachary Levi is a cool guy, I might go see this movie just for him

Based Aquaman.

islander equivalent of ciao

>islander equivalent of ciao

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He played them at their own game

Hello, goodbye, and I love you

Based DC.

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Snyder cut of JL exits.
COPE

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>I am amazed how a man with sooo much hair can look that cute
what's the problem with males with sooo much hair? ;_;

>Just say the word
w-what word

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Well. Look at those digits.

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It'll be like the Richard Donner cut of Superman 2.

Released in about ten years when the original cut has finally been wrung for every cent possible.

1. To low-key flex his muscles
2. Dominance theory, floppy arms hanging down is submissive

SAY IT

Based DChads

P-P-PLEASE D-DON'T H-HURT MM-MEEEE!

So itll release next year? I dont think jl is earning them money.

I think that they'll wait until the DCEU is dead or finished(I know they've basically killed it for now, just making the movies set in the same universe without doing big crossovers or limiting crossovers for the foreseeable future), because releasing the Snyder cut might contradict things they want to keep.

I still wish they'd had a better plan, just make a decade of movies and build up to Kingdom Come and then finish the universe then and there. I also wish that Marvel were ending the MCU after the Endgame.
Finish on a high.

You ask for to much sadly. I'd love to see the anti monitor on the big screen one day. A grand epic ending where all of DC, villain and hero fighting that big mother fucker. But dreams will remain as such.

Disney sadly is going to milk mcu until it's just a lifeless husk. You were able to see the light drain from it as years went on. A pity

If he doesn't occupy his hands, he starts groping his kids.

COMEON STEVE-O SAY IT

>took 30 secs looking up his wiki
Nigger he probably wrote the wiki himself

>being reduced to bus ads
LMAO DC sure is hitting their key markets with this advertising.

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I'd say do a few movies to prime things, then do Crisis after about a decade or so, reboot and recast some of your main roles to the next generation(Barry Allen gives over to Wally West, Bruce Wayne gives over to Dick Grayson, Green Lantern gives over to the next Green Lantern, Starman gives over to Stargirl etc as well as the villains passing on their mantels), you've got some prime newer characters up, do another ten years of that new generation, then Kingdom Come with some of the first generation/original actors playing the older versions of the heroes.
It's a loose twenty year plan for the franchise, then you go back to solo standalone movies for ten years then restart the expanded universe after that.

Not having an ending planned out on something like this is dangerous because eventually people will get sick of this crap and that will be the death of it for decades.

>instagram.com/sandra_ursu/
That profile is the template to being a basic bitch. It's amazing how perfectly it encompasses every symptom.

Pretty based actually, bullshitting the Jew like that.

>do crosspromotion for a franchise you are part of
>WOAH SO BASED

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Based. Normies mad af

Remember when Yea Forums used to make fun of this kind of behaviour, and now we are filled with insecure betas who actually behave like this?

no

>I am amazed how a man with sooo much hair can look that cute in every single picture!
My hair is 15 inches long and women don't shut up about it.

Of course you don't, 2016 election tourist.

>while you're curled up staring listlessly at the wall, she's thirsting on a giga-Chad on Instagram
>she'll excuse herself to the bathroom and spend a suspiciously long time in there before coming back and going right to sleep
Don't be a hypocrite.. guys do this too

ok

>woah dude look, fellow millennials, can you imagine if women jacked it to attractive men

What's up with millennials making the most obvious remarks about human behaviour and thinking they are smart for pointing it out?
What's next, you'll point out how humans are addicted to breathing?

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Fucking awesome.

You're trying too hard user.

At least her brap game it's amazing

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I'm sorry, you mean when every post was TITS OF GTFO and every female poster was a cumdumpster?
You fucking sensitive slut

okay this is based this is epic

I remember the complete opposite. The user posting this is getting btfo, which wouldn't have happened 10 years ago.

there's literally nothing in there

are you irish?

...

He's doing what Shazam is in the poster

>that profile
My God what a fucking waste of skin she is. The most common denominator type of girl

No m8, that's a quite nice fit ass, tbqhfam

>that
>amazing
ireland, is that you?

I literally have no idea what this dude is talking about

>blow tens of thousands of dollars flying her around the world and staying in upscale hotels all year
>at the end of a long day, she "has a headache" or "isn't in the mood," as always

this is painfully accurate. Holy shit.

Tthere are nice asses, both big and small. If he's a potato nigger, you're an actual nigger.

DChad

Marvlet detected

He was born in Hawaii, raised in Iowa.

Based closeted gaybro

it's the other way around. folding your arms is insecure, they're supposed to be outstretched or ideally behind your head

You have no friends

>literal autism
Don’t have sex

Kek I just noticed

You could be railing a ton of cougars, just so you know, idk if you’re into that

That's a nice shapely small ass, but nowhere near brap

>At least her brap game it's amazing
Everything you typed is wrong, literally just an ordinary skinny ass despite her posing. Which is fine mind you, but come on user.

Well, it's a little nice brapper

Neither do you

that's based though. no fucks given

>FAITH AND BEGORRAH, NOW THAT’S A BRAPPER!

Okay that's pretty cool and all. But when does Snyder come back?

>Snyder cut finally releases in ten years after the dceu has run its course and no one pays attention aynmore
>is accepted as perfect kino and a gamechanger
>wb struggles to figure out how to fix their eu now....

this guy knows whats up

Yeah
It
Looks
Based

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You do know the guy in the pic is her boyfriend right? And she pays for him to fly together. I know her. Acum sugi pula americanule.

>I know her
Bull fucking shit. You probably just think you do because she's the most generic girl imaginable and with no discernible personality

O cunosc idiotule. I see you are very angry too. Why? Why be so angry if she's "generic"? Maybe because you are a fucking virgin incel that knows he will never have a chance even with average women. Fucking beta males. Kys nu male.