Here's your Chani, bro

Here's your Chani, bro

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Haha, such a bad casting choice, I totally wouldn't fall in love with both her character and the real her haha

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perfect

I hope based Denis won't actually do blue eyes, they looked pretty goofy in 1984 movie, I think it's one of those things that doesn't really translate to live-action

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If he doesn't, he is an utter failure. The blue saturation of the eyes is crucial to those who are spice-addicted. Movie would be shit without it. With modern CG or contacts, it will be easy.

blue in blue eyes
anything less is for faggots and discord trannies

We've all got our priorities, user. For example, I hope you develop full-blown AIDS for being another of those mouth-breathing spastics that uses the word "based".

Kinda surprised but she really does suit being a redhead.

>I hope based Denis won't actually do blue eyes, they looked pretty goofy in 1984 movie, I think it's one of those things that doesn't really translate to live-action
Its crucial for the story, nit just for fun. Not to mention witch CGI it can look very subtle and natural unlike the old eyes.

user the other day said Ray Liota should be a fremen and it made me laugh.

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kys

Makeup really helps

Remember how it was very crucial to Game of Thrones for Targaryens to have purple eyes?

Have sex

>Remember how it was very crucial to Game of Thrones for Targaryens to have purple eyes?
GoT wasnt a remake/re imagining.

Have sex

Post gom jabbars.

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overall not a bad choice in terms of looks

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>Yea Forums loves Zendaya now
I am proud of you, bois

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I hates Zendaya.

Cringe

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>I hates Zendaya.
I think shes over ratted and relies on her looks to much...you know blackish.

Bump

this

It's not though. It's different for Sube, where there's a specific reason for glowy blue eyes

Pretty much perfect choice desu mates

Entire cast is so good goy it hurts
>Paul played by a lead guy from recent Oscarbait garbage
>Chani is played by rising capeshit star
>Leto played by one of the leads from nu-Wars
>Duncan played by a lead actor from recent capeshit smashhit
>Gurney played by Thanos
>Lady Jessica played by that-one-who-plays-love-interests-for-40+-actors
Absolutely soulless, pure dishonesty

Dune will be Star Wars of our generation

Who would you have cast, faggot?

Brown people cast in this scifi movie about desert nomads? REEEEEEEEEE

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

Have sex

YOUR NAME IS LANCE VANCE?

Ive seen street hookers looking more classy than this. Why do americans feel the need to debauch their children?

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>children
user, she's 22

This made me laugh

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Not even mad, she's pretty much the best mutt genes can offer.

She's all that 2

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Yes, all brown people are interchangeable and the same. Some half black half white mutt will be perfect for playing not-North-Africans.
Makes sense, and anyone who disagrees is racist. As long as it's not white it's cool with me!

It's true

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this picture of her in particular looks EXACTLY like my sister
its uncanny

Ask you sister if she can BLACK me

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she can LATINA you

Wtf, you have hot latina sister? You lucky bastard

shes not that attractive to me considering shes my sister
she also doesnt look that much like Zendaya, just in OP's pic

>No blue in blue eyes.

What is wrong with you?

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She looks good here too. I don't get the hate.

She cute

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She's perfect for the role

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post a picture of your face

Imagine she stepped on you haha

I hate braids like this though. They're too masculine and instantly make any chick that's wearing them way less attractive. I wish black girls would stop wearing them.

Imagine if she was your Queen and you had to worship her

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I hope they cast someone ACTUALLY attractive for Irulan

Will Irulan get literally cucked on screen?