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>Literally painting reens rn
lel

Daisy Dukes Alita is my new favorite outfit.

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The first time she saw Zapan, she was having the first taste of chocolate. Does she subconsciously get reminded of chocolate every time she thinks about Zapan?

Something to think about.

She needs to speak with a southern accent while wearing these.

Ask a person who just paid over $30 for an Alita chocolate bar anything

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>finally get home from work
>see that my oc was the op from last thread

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Remember to post in previous thread so it gets archived guys.

>tfw found hidden Adderal in Ido's locker.

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Post your favorite Alitas

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The most sweet and innocent facial expression, full of child confidence.

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where can i read the manga?

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Aiya! Cyborg must defeat cyborg!

Are you even going to eat it?

Nah.

DON'T DO IT user

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Buy the deluxe editions.

I can’t put into words how much I love her. It went way past just a waifu crush awhile ago. I dream of her everynight and everything feels like it’s going to be okay as long as she’s with me.

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Hi fellow ausfriend that was great

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Cybernetic Jesus will save everyone.

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Bump the previous thread to 310

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OP here, this, i was tired and forgot about that, go there

A reminder yet again, Alita is for hugs, holding hands, going for walks arm in arm, cuddles, forehead kisses, and other pure and otherwise wholesome things.

ALITA IS NOT FOR LEWD!

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Rosa is the definition of mommy-tier

what a babe

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I AM

Hugo is for lewd though.

Based bread toaster

How many blu-rays of my movie you're going to by user?

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wtf does she even bite the chocolate that animation looks goofy weird like uo

99

0. I dont have money.

I'm falling in love with Rosa now ;__;

I wish her as my wife with Alita as our daughter

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Ehehehehe...

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>A reminder yet again, Alita is for hugs, holding hands, going for walks arm in arm, cuddles, forehead kisses, and other pure and otherwise wholesome things.

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She does, she has a little sucky mouth shloop when she KACHUNK-s it. And it's fucking adorable

Are there any fics about Alita getting blacked while her boyfriend watches?

One of my favorite things about posts like this is that the remind me of the fact that no matter how sequel chances look, no matter the shitposters and trolls and negativity, nothing can ever take away the fact that we won. This film happened, and we fell in love with Alita and the world around her. Hollywood can fall to pieces overnight, the mouse can buy up every plot of land in California, but we'll always have this. That's pretty special I think. Stay cozy frens.

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>A reminder yet again, Alita is for hugs, holding hands, going for walks arm in arm, cuddles, forehead kisses, and other pure and otherwise wholesome things.

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What i would do, jesus.

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It feels good to find something special in a world of shit

see ya there, fren

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Thanks user

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One for myself of course. And one for my niece. She lives on the other side of the country and I only get to see her once a year. But she loves Alita. I want to buy her whatever special edition they come out with. And then we can watch it at Christmas.

Looks like ol' Doc Ido got hisself in a whole heap o' trouble this time.

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Do more songs and post them it's a unique kind of content that we don't have much of

Oh one last thing
Should we exchange discords so we can let eachother know when we're there, or should I just say "I'll be in a green jacket with a red top under it"

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wholesome and cute

Everything's gotta be about big boobies and vags!

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Is that a Dukes of Hazzard reference?

mfw i wear a green jacket with a red top and he thinks you're a guy.

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Does the manga confirm anything about a robo pussy? Curious, i hope the answer is no.

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old fashioned

I'll throw some daisy dukes on maybe~
See how ya look in those

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NONONONONO

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I barely know how to use discord but sure.

Can cyborgs feel comfy?

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Try me

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>2018, Detroit: Become Human gets released, lots of husbando characters
>2019, Alita gets released, everyone falls in love with cyborg girl
nice

Did someone say comfy?

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of course

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the way she was curled up in the bed, I'd say yes

Battle Angel Alita#4697
Bring your croptop, user.
Nah 54 is way too cold I'll definitely be dressed warmly, compared to shortshorts.

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are her eyes just brown or are they a little bit hazel?

Yes and I have lots of proof.

You can't just say it without posting any Hugo related lewds!

At first moment I thought it is Alita.

alright user

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I want to motorboat that booty.

I'm a fucking loser and I'll never have kids of my own. Of my nieces and nephews, she's the only one that still talks to me, but she's about at that age where it'll happen eventually. So maybe, if I can make one more memory with her, something good, that seie can think about when I'm gone, it'll be worth it.

I'm afraid I don't have any, sorry~

I have one holy request. You have to take a photo of me posing like pic related at the bar with my camera. It's for scientific purposes.

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why does the cgi not look like ass in this?

Because James Cameron raised the bar.

You have to say at least one line of Zapan dialogue while posing though.

Sure thing! If you take one of me, with the sign.

Shall we get comfy?
because it was made with love

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Did anyone else notice Ito's back is hairy as fuarck? in one shot it's creepying out of the back of his shirt

WETA primarily and jimmy cameron knowing his shit

Because they actually cared about making it look good instead of like a PS2 cutscene

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was Alita dreaming while she laid in the scrapyard? was she effectively dead or was she asleep?

Now Rosa on the other hand...

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She'll remember those memories long after you think she will user. You're doing a good thing.

Last time I was half drunk and all I did was quote Zapan lol. Each beer is $10 though, yikes
what brings you in here, sweets?

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Did Ito get off to being a hunter warrior? I bed he jacked like a madman after his kills.

I'm a super lightweight, but I probably won't drink very much if at all. I kinda hate the taste of beer...
I hate that I'll be looking for this during my next screening

Anyone else surprised at their first viewing how horrific the fate of Ito's ex was? Jesus! Was she still... you know.... in there? Alive and aware?

When it comes to character animation and interaction, it is due to extensive use of newest-gen mocap instead of pure CGI.
And when it comes to pure CGI scenes, i dunno. Apparently WETA are that good or something.

You ever had a wank after a near death experience? It's bizarre. So I'd say yes.

There's a cloud of hair peeking out from the back where his neck is... it's....

>ding ding
*ahem*

That's alright. My wallet is telling me to buy just one beer this time.

Yeah it was an element of horror. Hope we get to see more of it in a sequel

If the city is so miserable why didn't anyone just move out and live in the woods? Were they allowed to leave?

Outpost in the shell

oh don't start with this again

Couldn't Alita just jump and climb her way up to upper city?

In the manga Ido does this unironically to get off, in the movie it's because he wanted to avenge his daughter.

>EY ZAPAN, NOT THE FURNITURE

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?

I still have like all my tax return money so I'm probably gonna splurge on the merch.

you're rusing me

?? wdym

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>Zapan breaks the furniture with his face

never stop /ALITA/
we will get that sequel secured

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I want Rosa gf

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WTF I was JOKING about Doc jacking off like a fiend after killing!
HOLY SHIT is he /ourguy/?

...

You are too virgin for her.

Oh shit I didn’t know the passport to iron city was still going on, and tickets are like $10 now
Fuck it I might go again Friday

Defense rings, she doesn't have a reason to risk her life. Before berseker bod, she probably doesnt have the ability to jump over them and its not worth the risk, of she gets cut and falls it's over for cyborgs

Fuck, I love movie Zapan so much
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Its a common issue and some dude has been sperging very hard about how liveable the movie Iron City is compared to the "absolute hellhole surrounded by lifeless wasteland" manga version.

Anyways, supposedly (according to the novelization) the areas around the Iron City are contaminated due to the URM biological warfare, and prolonged exposure results in mutations and terrible deformities.

It still is weird how the nature (and probably wildlife) can survive there while humans cant, but thats the best explanation we have.
Also, since its not as bad as the manga version, it makes sense that some people prefer to live in slums but at least have electricity, access to shops and services including all kinds of cyberization, as well as entertainment

Goodnight frens. May you all have a good night and hopefully get another screening or blue ray deets this week

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I wish Rosa didn't go topless for that movie, didn't seem worth it. At least do it for a movie that you are confident will help you rise in the industry

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who is Nova, why does he wear the eyemask?

He is a man of science, and he's near-sighted.

Loved Zapan
When I first saw him I thought he was going to be a cold blooded hunter warrior, but he’s such a charismatic loveable asshole

A lot of loyalty for a hired gun

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Jeeeez, this one took some doing.
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Big thanks to writefag for basically writing the first third.
And of course, to whoever did that greentext.

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Maybe he's wondering why you'd stab a man without killing the man riding him.

How are you anons going to keep yourselves happy in between the time the movie stops showing in cinemas and the Blu-ray releases?

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>muscle Alita
Direct hit ... Straight into my fetish...
Farewell....
Tell mom...

>mfw it was me who wrote that greentext all along

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what is that thing

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Damn. Fuck. I've been rused.

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God i love this edit

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creating OC and browsing /ALITA/

Nice work user. I like the background rain that's super cute.

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You niggers better post some photos once you're done

*knock knock*
>Alita!
>is that a boy's voice I just heard?
>you're in big trouble, young lady!
>open up!

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Checked.
Zapan is a likeable arrogant dickhead.

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finna bouta get comfy in here

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I am a virgin who has never held hands with a girl. Tell me please, what is this bottle in the hand of Alita?

thanks Voiceanon, liked the ambient rain

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that voice message fuck the both of you

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I think its lube

Was tempted to save it for the cafe scene, but I dunno if I can make an audio script for that anyway. Thanks!
Of course! they already uploaded a ton, but I'll grab what I can.
I'm glad you like it, user!
Ahhh, I knew I had to record it when I first read it, I just wanted to put it in something else!

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me

Fuck. I should have known.
Ehh, I guess I'll always be a virgin.

I literally dumped 37 photos of my first trip this morning

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Oh this is the URM mantra I knocked out for voiceanon. It's kinda awkward but it sounds a lot better out loud than it reads. It needs work though since it's too Dune-y I think.

>I am the sword which pierces the veil.
>Honed to an infinite edge.
>I am the shield which covers the void.
>Stalwart and resolute.
>I give my spirit for those who cannot.
>Knowing that I will be reborn.
>I hold the line when all lines fail;
>and
>I will not stand by in presence of evil.

If the person who requested this way back in the /abag/ threads is still around I hope this is at least closeish to what you envisioned.

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>Overpriced Lube
>Not just using motor oil

WRONG
Lube is not needed for sex, you are better than everybody who associates lube with sex

is this a blanket? did you get this made?? what the hell where do I buy one

it's photoshopped, although I wish it was real

This sounds like something from a Golden Dawn ritual.

What the fuck there’s girls here?
Or are you one of those girls who are really bois?

Yeah, it's a blanket I found on etsy. They have a couple other designs too. There's some really weird Alita stuff on there like this blindfold thingy.

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I want to go to the Alita experience but I don’t want to look like a fucking loser being there alone and my anxiety is so bad I’d probably fucking pass out on the spot

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If I take that chip out of your brain, would you die?

Alita's charms work on boys and girls, user.

Checked.
You will meet a nice girl soon, user.
Don't give up hope.

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We're going to the LA one this Friday. Feel free to tag along if going alone makes you uncomfortable.

Yeah I think of the URM as probably being psuedofacist but Alita's heart latching on to more of the paladin vibes rather than ones of hatred. At least before she learns about Yoko's crimes.

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What time are you all going there?

High fidelity movement is an underappreciated aspect of recognizing something as human. You can tell if a monocrome stick figure looks sick or not by the way it walks. You can even recognize people you know by movement alone - that's why these security cameras which take one image per second are not very useful for identifying people beyond what they wear.

Alita works so well because they've placed her on the human side of the uncanny valley when it comes to movement - down to the subconscious micro-expressions - but placed her on the robot side of the uncanny valley when it comes to her face.

Six pm

please get a photo together if you all go that woudl be a great representation of /alita/

Yeah, do it for /ALITA/.

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I'm game if we blur faces and the other two are fine with it.

Thanks user, that’s very kind. I’ll give it a shot
I’ll ask for a day off from work
Maybe I’ll meet you guys there
You’ll know it’s me because of my interesting fashion sense and I look 12

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This one

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If that happens we'll hide our faces. No doxxerino even though there's a dude or two here who already know my fb.
What should we call you if we see you? Should we make bird calls? I'll make bird calls.

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All we need is Peaches to live in LA and we can hit most of the namefags for the meet

Just look for a manlet with an interesting fashion sense

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But that's already me, user

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>yfw there's more than one manlet with no dress sense there

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Just look at my shoes, and you’ll know it’s me ;)

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Imagine if all the namefags eventually meet like pic related

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Thanks, I'm not sure if you're referring to me, but I like it.

>Gonna be me and two manlets with bad fashion sense
I am ready

Thanks anons this really puts me at ease
Done the whole comic con thing before but I can usually break the ice taking pics with cosplayers
Was anxious about Alita experience but I don’t want to miss out so I’m going

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I do comicon every year desu. Hope there's some Alita stuff this year at the WETA booth.

See you all then

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>35$ off
what magic did you work

If you use the code JAMESCAMERON tickets are only $10

True love!

So here's the deal. When you go in, you pick a nickname, take a photo and they give you a pass you get to keep. I propose using our names form this thread as proof that we went. Also pic related is the first place coin I won cause I'm a badass. Let's win again.
code JAMESCAMERON. The madman.

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Goddamnit I can't believe I paid full price like a brainlet

Sure, I'm down. He'll just be anonymous, though...I definitely want that coin, so we have to win!

This is either going to be the greatest Yea Forums meet up in forever or a total shitshow

I’m fucking hyped I didn’t know there was an Alita event
Thank you all for helping me know about it before it was too late and letting me tag along

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If we get Alita 2 I'm flying to the goddamn US and doing the premiere with you guys.

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Tfw it’s going to be both

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Manlets with bad fashion sense. It's literally going to be like a /fa/ meetup.
Of course, fren. I love everyone in this thread.

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Ayyyy. I'll hold you to that. Capped it, you can't back out now.
Gosh, I knew there was a reason I didn't go on /fa/. Tempted to wear some of my /cgl/ jfash now, but I'm still not sure how it looks on me so I'll prolly go normiewear.

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>/fa/ meetup

Y'know, I'd always assumed they'd be more dandyish than that.

wasn't there an /int/ meetup at one point that was just a total trainwreck where they couldn't find each other in the same pub or wahtever?

At this point idc if we win the entire thing or not.
I’ve already won by getting to meet other anons who love Alita as much as I do

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I knew i had it saved somewhere this is good shit

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On one hand, I definitely agree. On the other, Coin........
Oh god. I've met up with a couple folks from Yea Forums and it's never been that bad.

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I don't know about that one, but /fa/ has never had a successful meetup and there was one from /fit/ where everyone went to have lunch but no one talked to each other and left right after eating.
user, we're going where all the diehard Alita fans are going. Don't be surprised if you walk out with more friends than you went with.

I only remember the /pol/ meetup being mire ethnically diverse than Huffington Post

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> Don't be surprised if you walk out with more friends than you went with
That’s a given. My current friend count is 0 KEK

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Reminder, this is the kind of person who blackedposts.

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Fucking hell thats bad

The guy who went to the wrong pub is my hero like how do you fuck that up

You can see her eyes move, she's alive.

Honestly after seeing the movie so many times I absolutely am on Alita's side in terms of "this is something she should say and should work"

How do you think that meetup smells

her spirit is beautiful

Really comfy thread. I'll see you at the pub on Friday, anons. Goodnight.

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sleep well
i love this general

Night fren
See you anons Friday

Good luck with the meet. We look forward to updates.

>meetup
>oh hi, I'm user, I shitpost on $board and on $subject
>oh hi, I'm user, I too shitpost on $board and on $subject
>yeah, $thing is cool right?
>yeahhh, it's really cool
>..
>so... see you on $board again my fellow shitposter
>hehe yeah... see you too
I may be more autistic than most of you I don't have social media accounts, I don't take pictures, I don't have pictures of me from the past 20 years, I don't like comment or anything online but I don't understand what you expect to achieve on a meetup unless of course you are doxxers in which case I understand the purpose of meetups

Sweet dreams, drawfrien.
Definitely one of the things I love about her, her complete lack of cynicism.

Surely it wouldn't be so awkward.

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They're doing Alita experience together so that's something to talk about. Also if you're friendly and open to other people you can discuss things that we all have as shared human experience. Usually it's fine.

In my experience, it's like
>Oh hey, you're user, right?
>Yeah!
>cool.
>verbal shitposting just like online until it's time to go

How does verbal shitposting work? You can't make meme arrows or anything.

Have fun lads! I live right near LA and I wish I could make it, given how few the days the Alita Experience has. For now, I'll enjoy an orange while drinking Mexican pissbeer in front of this standee.

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>be girl on Yea Forums
>go to meetup
>be only girl on meetup
>sausage fest
>user was last seen online 99 days ago

>I don't understand what you expect to achieve on a meetup unless of course you are doxxers in which case I understand the purpose of meetups

>Doxxing random people with the fact they liked a movie and shitpost about it on a Panaman orange farming forum

People meet up because socialising can be fun under priper conditions (like the participants not being absolute spergs and having common interests)

Okay but you have to eat all these eggs first though

We have the entire movie to chat about user
I have social anxiety, but I find myself rambling too much to break the ice.
If all else fails we can always get a little tipsy and apparently it’s a team game based experience, we’re guaranteed to have fun

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They should have a big kansas bar style brawl and wreck the pub irl

Depends on the type of shitposting you do. oh god you have no idea how fucking accurate this is

>not worms

"b-but why?"
remember that guy who fucked up his ceiling with the power rack and then couldn't even use it? god i love /fit/

can someone sauce me on this one?

>be the only girl on a meetup
>everyone awkwardly tries to hit on you
>they are all spergs and far below the "potentially datable" level

The eggs pasta is one of Yea Forums classics

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I’m already nervous as fuck about meeting anons from the internet but I do find it exciting as well. Usually it’s the thought that’s the worst part
At best, we go in and have fun playing Alita games and chatting (which we will). At worst, I get abducted, put out of my misery, and my organs get sold.
Either way, getting myself out there is already my zalem, and I can’t wait to meet you all

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it's to fucking funny

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This is a good idea too
We can always just fight and make the 6 o’clock news

Extremely comfy rare Alita thank you friend.

bugs is a reference from mars chronicles

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Last time I went to a meetup it was just because a buddy of mine was going to an /o/ one
First thing I heard was
>Oh shit, are you a trap? I'll definitely check, let's head to the bathroom
But user, our thing starts at 6 oclock

just think how many first fem characters will be "Alita".

I’ll take a group pic and blur/cover our faces

>be the only girl on a meetup
>everyone awkwardly tries to hit on you
>they are not that bad though
>so, guys, do you have gfs?
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>so... do you ever had sex?
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>...
>idea.jpg
>invite them all to your place
>...
>and this is how I got gangbanged on the Yea Forums meetup
>meetup? more like meatup amirite??
I'll just leave

>At worst, I get abducted, put out of my misery, and my organs get sold
You say it like it's a bad thing

>implying any of them could perform under such circumstances

9 o'clock or bust

*you go to Zalem

>implying zalem isn't a shithole too

Recently broke up user, so I’m not feeling the whole flirting thing
I just want to meet some /ALITA/ anons, buy them a beer, and have a good time enjoying iron city

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>hEy tHAAnks fOr bRinGinG a girl
>that's GoNNa sAvE uSS some TiMMEe

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I SINCERELY hope one of you does your rendition of this line and records it during the tour

I have a distinct voice
I’ll quote zapan

1000 hours on Audacity
vocaroo.com/i/s0Eg7ijqIkSL

>At worst, I get abducted, put out of my misery, and my organs get sold.
"Hey kid, wanna go to Zalem? I can arrange that - follow me to that dark alley over there"

> /ALITA/ meet-up anons create a human parts jacking crew

I've got an ax you guys can borrow, it's chopped many a log.

vocaroo.com/i/s1TdC0gq4Prs

Excellent! I'll give you a crash course in face removal. Finally, the singularity is here.

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heading to bed. See you all later, anons!

Kek

You guys are going to get randomly matched to teams anyways, right, I wouldn't worry so much about it.

you gotta do the cyborg ladie's line some time

is that you batman?

Parties stay on the same team.

Not a bad idea. I'll give it a shot tomorrow if ya be a doll and type em up for me!

fuck i don't have a rip but i'm sure someone does

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SOON

Sleep well user

animemojo.com/shonen/battle_angel_alita/alita-battle-angel-now-sits-at-just-over-400-million-worldwide-a8057

"James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez have jointly confirmed that they are working on a sequel, with Edward Norton's character set to play a more prominent role."

HOLY SHIT, can we confirm it? Or is the article getting ahead of itself with the rumors.

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I'd love to believe as much as you but I can't say I trust the site. Working on could just be in reference to the scrips JC has

"working on it" is basically the mantra of "development hell" - i.e. projects which may pan out, but mostly don't. Until they've secured financing and we hear about principal photography being scheduled, I'll contain my excitement.

At least they seem to have scripts and some concepts done, and a proven process, so they're going to hit the ground running if they get greenlit.

Who sells em?

I don't think the skepticism will survive the bluray/dvd blitz that's going to happen in May.

Cameron and Rob would have to be nuts not to do a sequel.

Hot take but I think we get an announcement in the quiet season after Endgame is done and the blu rays have started selling. Say mid-July for safety.

Don't cap this.

Please don't start name fagging Alita threads and turning it into a clique hangout.

Every general on 4 chan turns to shit once people start name fagging.

Fuck off to discord of you want that.

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Can't wait to see how Scott Mendelson tries to spin the possible sequel confirmation.

Hi fren- I think this thread was especially strong with it due to the Alita experience planning. Usually it's not this bad

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IRC over AX.25, son. We're /boomer/ in here.

Does IRC even exist still?

"Cameron talks of possible Alita sequel; skepticism remains after weak box office run"

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>DON'T PUBLISH IT SCOTT- I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

This general already turned into shit
Image spam, repeated sales discussions, barely any in-depth movie discussion, namefagging, avatarfagging, fake feel good vibes combined with outrage whenever a lewd is posted, you name it

Huh, never realised Michelle Rodriguez was gelda...

>The decentralised protocol for which anyone can set up a server or a relay
It is still there. People just sold their freedom and anonimity to their corporate overlords in exchange for a few QoL features and sleek interface.

Where my NY bros at?

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It's true but for this general alone Yea Forums is filled with only the highest of quality discussion of films and television

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How many proxies are you behind user? 7?

Let's talk about pushups then, user. Last 2 digits of your reply is how many you have to do. Last 2 digits of this post is how many I have to do!

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Yall need some serious help

Whew good thing I'm a cyborg!

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No

It won’t
People are just name fagging so the Alita experience meet-up goes well, then we go back to our regularly scheduled comfy

And you need Alita

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Besides we have photos of badly dressed manlets to look forward to

> fake feel good vibes
The good vibes and comfyness is real

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FUCK HOW DID YOU KNOW? ARE YOU FBI? I DID NOTHING ILLEGAL! ALL MY POSTS ON /POL/ ARE PURE SATIRE

There was no thicc spared for this pic, it seems

Kek

Yup bring him in boys

You know what pisses these people off most? Is that we actually have a community here developing. It's like the old days of /fit/ when we had consistent posters keeping us entertained. Now it's just /plg/ and supermang sperging out and we lose something for it

Looks like the bump limit is approaching, rev up those thread banner OCs

I have a compelling question for the next thread

Your list forgets manufactured outrage about the general's existence.

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We’re living in their heads RENT FREE

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Communities are good.
Name fags arent. Because anyone who doesn't namefag gets buried by the in-group that takes over and sets de-facto rules.

It's an anonymous board. Fucking narcissists.

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We got it.

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>sets de-facto rules
Tipped your hand.
All the namefags ITT take them off when not making OC.

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More fan art

I'm going to ease off on the re-watching - I think I might soon have watched Alita as many times as the original Star Wars. But I'm definitely game for re-watching it again in 3D.

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Whew, 30 of 97 down!

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Uh-oh our comfy is not bumping anymore, need new haven!

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>just woke up
>see this pic
My daily dose of /healing/ has been taken.

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Peaches does, MK ULTRA doesn't.

Fresh

Oh? You can translate every anonymous post?

No, but I've seen him namefag a lot where it's 100% irrelevant.

Whose rules do I live by?

>but I've seen him post sometimes!
Yes, and...?

He shouldn't, since it's just attention whoring.

Yeah, but he's linking webms from /gif/ most of the time, you know, OC.
And he's never forced rules on the thread.
You're a liar.

Berserker and imaginos bodies can morph into anything basically, she just needs to get horny enough and want puss..

We don't deserve that smile..

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It wasn't for us.

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Have a rest, sweet thread

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