>3 hours of headache inducing noise
>3 hours to get to an ending we all know is coming
>3 hours of quips
>3 hours of people eating popcorn in your ear
>3 hours of teenagers infront of you texting on their phones the whole movie
>3 hours of the audience laughing and people making "ohhh that gotta hurt" comments
this is going to be awful
And you're still going to buy a ticket anway, faggot.
WTF BRO YOU AREN'T FUCKIN EXCITED BRO BRO IT'S FUCKIN AVENGERS BRO
>Spent 12 hours on Yea Forums being a NEET today.
user...
>Marvel has become such a staple of cinematic culture that people think they don't have a choice to watch it or not
Im going to stop coming here for the next three months until this shit blows over, the fucking wave of tourists who literally just want to talk about this movie but also want to fit in and joke around with all the cool contrarians. Fuck you, fucking mongril, cant wait until the entire board is Endgame posts like when fucking Spiderman was revealed and the entire catalog was a single frame. But no, capeshit is just awful!
I've never seen a capeshit, should I?
Why not stop coming here forever?
you’re not being forced to go user
Because when were between blockbuster releases there is nice chatter and memes, only when crossposters and redditors want to talk about star wars is it truly disgusting
Because sneed
You aren't seriously trying to convince anyone that this will flop, are you?
>3 hours of sitting on the floor in the singles section
>3 hours of hearing niggers say "uh and uh who dat one?" to their white gf
>3 hours of sweeping up crab shells and falcon droppings to pay for my singls ticket
What if I need to pee?
Any movie more than 2 hours should have a forced intermission.
probably torrenting it, just like Infinity War
>Not going to an early morning movie
Why do you choose to go when all the retards are there?
you can do it in my mouth, cutie
She's so goddamn cute when she laughs, I want to hug her
I ain't watchin' a movie for children. I'm an OG and gotta protect my reputation
never watched an avengers movie in cinema. Tbh. never saw it start to finish on any medium. He whole idea of an Universe with multiple superheroes is just retarded. Superheroes should be unique and special not just some "look at me I have this magic ability, can I join the team" dude .
>Each character has 5 minutes of screen time
Time to restock my adult diapers.
Fpbp
>3 hours and no intermission
for fucks sake
l-lewd
I hope my theatre pauses the movie for like 5 minutes half-way in, I will def need to pee
>beep boop laugh mode engage
I think that they are egregiously overestimating the attention spans of the people who watch capeshit in movie theaters.
>inb4 a bunch of audience reviews saying that it's too long/boring
Would it be possible for movie theaters to take it upon themselves to offer intermissions (not necessarily with this, but at some point moving forward), or would studios need to agree to that format in releasing the films?
And autistic incels fall for it hook, line and sinker.
Spoilers: Ant man and Wolverine defeat Thanos using the Infinity Ring. Brie Larson destroys an army with toenail fungus. Captain America and Black Panther kill one another. It's epic :D
I generally time my piss/shit breaks right as the female characters start talking or bitching about things.
None of them have ever had anything plot-critical or important to say in capeshit, ever, so its a pretty safe practice.
You just gave me an idea.
As soon as Brie Larson has a solo scene or some scene that has no other heroes just fags from her gay little movie, it's piss time.
Normies are HYPED as fuck for this
cry more, bitter incels. You'll be furiously typing away on your computer, alone in your room, while real people with real lives are having a blast at Avengers: Endgame
They are going to hand out piss jugs at the entrance.
what about her nude scene?
>poorly directed trash for 3 hours
Just lol at marvel seriously
no thanks lol
Are you sure? Here's a leaked pic of it.
I might just do a cam rip. The last two marvel movies I paid for was.. Civil War and Infinity war.
Does anyone else just not care about Marvel anymore after Infinity War? My pals and I used to go see every movie but the past 2 years the magic of these films has really died. I think it really started with BP and Ant-Man when they started churning out shitty filler movies.
would you pay for it if it had war in the title?
attack me personally
I haven't cared about Marvel since Iron Man 2. Iron Man I legit enjoyed and stands fairly strong as a film in general (mediocre 3rd act aside), then 2 was trash and every Marvel movie I've watched since has been mediocre at absolute best. I genuinely don't fucking understand how people like yourself even made it to Infinity War. Go back and watch the earlier Marvel films, seriously, the "magic" was never there (except IM1).
It's like Star Wars. The amount of people who are like, "I don't care about about Star Wars anymore post-TLJ", and I don't even fucking get how people made it to TLJ. Prequels were trash. Disney got a fresh chance and TFA was horribly mediocre, Rogue One was utter trash. Star Wars was well fucking dead before TLJ.
Seeing her makes me go limp for this movie. I want her edited out.
Well the Star Wars games were always fucking awesome so a lot of my love for the franchise comes from those, but of course since 2010 or so SW has drastically went downhill. Awful movies. Went from having a star wars game or two every year to only getting battlefront and not even a good version. Fuck disney. fuck ea
This will be broken into two films like kill bill. Twice as many daily showings PLUS every idiot who sees it buys two tickets PLUS an extra year of hawking merch
>genius
Just watch the movie on vip and you wont have to endure most of those problems