Have sex

>recreational sex
>reproduction

You can have sex and still do things with your life that don't have to do with that.

like telling randoms on Yea Forums to have sex

Now you're learning

>Have forgettable disease-vectoring mutual mastitbation with an unattractive stranger who will not remember you
That's not sex, kid, and it's not enough to make me forget a political class that hates the American people and our laws.

>tfw the most attractive cast member is willem dafoe

Sorry let me rephrase. Have GOOD sex.

What opinion do you think the actors/actresses in this film would have of of people who are
>ugly,
>socially inept
>were ridiculed and conditioned to believe they will never have sex
As well as the actors, the fans of the film?
Why do you think they would have thesr opinions?
Asking for science

We're not doing your term paper for you, fucko!

for you

Except for the incel at the end, he just gets to die instead.

stacy martin a cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=1XXk_qecnzI

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This movies ending was so dumb

I don't remember, what happens?

extremely worth it. some of them feel like a real vagina due to the material texture and ribbing

does having sex with an asian tranny count
I wear a ring that signifies that I like banging lady boys

This, and very predictable too. The whole time I was expecting it not to happen but it did and I was disappointed.

cope

Interesting. Going to look into it to be honest, I ain't getting anywhere near a real one anytime soon.

Retarded, virgin betas

Patrician understanding of the world Chad

I've had sex with 15 different women, the best sex is with someone you love and enjoy being around. Having sex is fun because it tells you "wow I'm pretty cool because this person is willing to have sex with me!" This feeling is even more substantiated if you partner is really attractive.

But sex is just jacking off with more steps. When you have sex with a loved one, not just some sloot, it feels great. Otherwise it's just a lot of work. I've definitely regretted not having sex with attractive women who have clearly come onto me, even to this day, but it's more about the "I fucked her" factor than actually have sex.

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You aren't really agreeing with his point though, as you have shown there are situations where sex isn't just overrated. And as many people as you have had sex with I'd expect you to at least not be silly enough to say it's just like jacking off.

Gotta pacify the angry virgins, none of us believe that garbage of course.

Siligman comes back into the room after telling gainsburough goodnight and tries to fuck her and she ends up shooting him. All while the screen is black. It's just stupid and tacked on to the end, there was no point to it and it kind of ruined Siligmans character
I thought about it and thought "nah they wouldn't do that" unfortunately I was wrong.

you're right, but you're also ugly

I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY ARGH!!!

I am extremely ugly girl. What do, I want to be a guy. It is disgusting to be me.

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First you stop pretending to be a girl on Yea Forums

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Post feet

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jesus fucking christ

Aw, that's sweet. Positive things are nice.

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>Here's my picture
>image doesn't include the plebbit hambeast's image
C'mon nigga

>Have sex
I have. Several times. Most of my partners weren't hot enough for it to be worth it. Way too much effort/money to get hotter chicks. Also the problem with having sex is the bitch is still there after you cum. I'm done. Leave me alone.

Well, what the hell did she look like

damn, thicc

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>not cuddling and going to sleep immediately after.
Jesus you dated some awful hambeasts

Post pic in question. Can't discern an opinion without seeing the objective facts first.

True.

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this

i'm not sensitive and cuddling will overheat me

big tiddy

this. slept next to a friends wife and it was ridiculously hot, she radiated heat

stupid dyke hair but she doesn't even look bad

>draw a girl with short hair
>call it a boy
America everyone

>sex before marriage
OH NO NO NO NO

Tell her to fuck off and that you're tired after. Put your foot down, women need to know their place

I really find that every person that I've heard say this, or say it on the internet separately, have had sex. Say it's a cope all you want but I keep hearing this out of people.

This only all-caps.

looks like she was fishing for beta attention.

You're just bad at it.
Nothing better in life than that moment watching the girl's eyes roll back and she starts twitching uncontrollably.

It's okay if you marry him afterwards?

Found it

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Wouldn't totally fix her but if this person had long hair instead of cutting it short like a retard, she'd be much better off. Most girls look like ass with haircuts

Wow. Holy shit, what a fucking ego on this bitch. She's literally the definition of a plain Jane. She should have no problem finding a guy. Surprise surprise, as soon as she started begging for attention, a guy she found. Fucking bitch.

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No.

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t.incel retard

this to an extent. I think society over hypes it cause it sells. I think also women tend to over value themselves when it comes to sex.

>the best sex is with someone you love and enjoy being around. Having sex is fun because it tells you "wow I'm pretty cool because this person is willing to have sex with me!" This feeling is even more substantiated if you partner is really attractive.

this is also very true.

nothing abhorrent here. Nothing amazing either, but that's most people.

she prob has a gross bf or some fucking weirdo autist

Calm down virgin, she looks like shit.

It's completely possible no one in her area was THAT desperate

Solid 7.

I think sex is/can be overrated becuase sex sells and its behind close doors. this idea that sex is amazing thing and it will be THE ULTIMATE EVER!

but you have sex and its like oohh yah sex.

> When you have sex with a loved one, not just some sloot, it feels great.

yah it takes time to grow on someone find out waht they like etc not ot mention get comfortable with them.

sex is amazing with someone you have chemistry with and your sex that you have together gets crazier and crazier.

>>I've had sex with 15 different women, the best sex is with someone you love and enjoy being around. Having sex is fun because it tells you "wow I'm pretty cool because this person is willing to have sex with me!" This feeling is even more substantiated if you partner is really attractive.
This is very true.

A lot of people overhype it in general. As far as the purely physical pleasure, sex is usually worse than simply jacking off. What makes it more desirable is the validation it brings (as you say, better with more attractive people "damn I'm good look who I managed to fuck") and/or the feeling of intimacy/closeness with a person you love.

Without either of those two things, you're very much better off just jacking off. This is why something like seeing a hooker doesn't really address the issue for guys who are hung up on sex. They don't purely want to place their penis in a woman's vagina, they want the validation and/or intimacy of managing to have sex.

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i only want sex because it guarantees she's not fucking someone else at the moment like she does the rest of the day

>A lot of people overhype it in general.

my only counter to that is. I'm currently dating a new girl and she is into a lot of fun stuff. so the sex is super super fun but once I cum its kinda like "oh yah its just sex". again really fun girl and her attitude is super amazing.

>sex isn't a big deal
>but sex is also life-affirming and the reason for our existence

So your gf is a whore, theoretically, of course.

How old was Mia Goth in this?

she looks like JonTron

there's no feeling quite as exhilarating as *almost* having sex.

just don't cum

I know the whole "men really love the chase" thing is kind of a meme but I remember seduction/flirting and times I was so close but it didn't happen for whatever reason better than the times I actually scored

I cum alot and she loves it down her throat. it literally goes up into her nose and has to blow her nose after sex. she says she fucking loves it. That or she wants a facial. I love doing it. oh god this girl is sexy/fun/hot/cute.
fuck

>no niggers
based

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lucky you. Don't fuck it up

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

She literally gets double teamed by 2 black guys in the movie, so they still manage to sneak some in there

You've seen the movie right?

>Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible
Yeah and it's great especially when you bust your nut. You just sound like a guy who has gone through a lot of woman and has yet to experience and actual meaningful relationship. But you sound like a giant douche so that's probably for the best

Doesn't she get DPed? I feel like there was a webm.

god this is so true it hurts. I find when I hangout with a girl its for sex. Everything after that is me trying to hypnotize myself that we are something special. When in reality she can and will drop you for some new dude in less then a week.
fuck they can be so boring and so self centered on their own emotions. As if they are the only one EVER to ever have a fucking emotion.

>But you sound like a giant douche so that's probably for the best

meh. I've been in love and still had this feeling many many times.

fuck it, flying solo is better anyways

I agree with that user. Sex is nice, especially your first time, even if it's a hooker(my first was some rando I met while traveling but I had a confidence boost like never before). After your first and a few times you kinds see how there's not much need for sex. Having it every once in a while is nice but at least in my case I don't think about it as much nowadays.

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Yes.

Get a warmer with it

It's true. The actual act makes you realise how much of a piece of shit you are for having lied to her about everything.

HELP: Can someone link me to Connie Nielsen's scenes? Thanks!

Nah I'm in a long term relationship and the sex gets dull as fuck. I much prefer getting an early night.

Wow that's real interesting dude, I'll be over here fucking your sister.

Boy face and haircut but those milkers automatically bump her up to at least a 5. 6 with makeup.

She has DD tits on a small frame. Literally the GOAT.

With that hair and a little makeup, she's easily a 6 or 7. Hell, those tits make numbers go up since she's stacked but not even chubby.

Joe and Seligman changed roles. For once Joe became a virgin and Seligman a whore.

this revelation only makes the end not suck very slightly less.

kids at school made fun of her son by constantly telling him his mom was an "oreo"

Best scene was the abortion

What would a 15 yo Charlotte and Serge think if they watched Nymphomaniac
youtu.be/LEQHeuF9TPc

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It's a lot more clean up and management than just jerking off into a sock or in the shower

Someone needs to make a spoof of this called FUCK MANIACS and the poster has all sorts of people (clown, priest, robot etc....) making really stupid fuck faces!!!FACT!!!

Every sci-fi fan should watch Melancholia.

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>lars von garbage-films

"wow there sure is a lotta sex"

Woah. You sure got him mate

this is literally the type of post a brainlet would make

can we all agree that the BLACKED scene was
dare i say it
kinography

>teehee I'll just call myself ugly and bad and then post a flattering photo of me so all the guys give me attention and compliments!
AAAAAAARRRRGHH WOMMAAAANNN AIIIEEEEE
Woman. You woman. You fucking woman. YOU FUCKING BITCH COCK BITCH "CUMMER'S SUCK" CUNT BITCH AYAYAYAYAAAA
youtube.com/watch?v=G1-XSNjrGdI

Doesn’t jerking off in the shower clog the drain?

Fuckin this

If you could get hit by a train, that would be kino too

anime watching faggot
Gainsbourg gets DP'd by two of them

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I just remember a lot of slow motion and skin. I was bored because I wanted her to move on to better stories