KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA

Jackass is a television show that spawned 5 movies, dumbass.

The only time they were legitimately "being dickheads" to strangers was when they blew the air horns at the golf course. That shit was funny.

You could see one of them eyeing his bulge when he was talking to them. Then they fought off that raging Christian guy.

>on a television and film board
>doesn't recognize a scene from a tv show
how embarrassing

God hasn't been in California for a long time.
It is very clear they are the new Sodom and Gomorrah.

Can't wait until they are wiped from this Earth by Gods hand.

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Shut up, nibba
Jackass, MDE, me peeing on your lawn while your wife is home
These are all funny and good content

>watches jackass
how embarrassing

All I know is, the worst bit in all of Jackass is the fucking papercuts thing

I'm still convinced only söyboys legitimately get papercuts.

Everyone that isn't a zoomer retard watched Jackass, it was a great show and even better movies.

keep flailing about like a retard, it's fun to watch

>leaning back in a chair during music class in grade 8
>zoned out, mouth slightly agape
>dickhead buddy comes up and papercuts the corners of my mouth
Fell over backwards, it fucking sucked. That and the sweatsuit cocktail are the only ones I avert my eyes for.

MDE is funny but obnoxious. You can see how smart they think they are in their content.
Jackass was wholesome.

what about when prestin shits down a tube that's connected to a space helmet worn by steveo? that one's nasty too

Stay home, yokel. We're full.

Stay in your non-white shithole and be cleansed. My ancestors will move into the places you have been vanquished from.

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It is true that testosterone drops with age, so I dont blame you for being a basedboy beta faggot.

Do you deny that California is inhabited by the worshipers of Satan and the mud people of the biblical definition?

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You mean your progenies. Your ancestors are dead.
You sound like an idiot. But you're right about California

It's Pontius so...
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Shit and puke don't bother me, but drinking another man's sweat - especially one as fat as Preston? Absolutely wretched. Pontius drinking horse cum wasn't even as bad as that.

Wildboyz > Jackass

>Your ancestors are dead.
My ancestors live through me.

>sorry I have bursitis
>so you have to blow an air horn?
>it helps

Knoxville was the king

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Once in sixth grade science we were passing worksheets down the rows. My buddy was sitting in front of me but was turned around in his desk talking to me. The girl in front of him was holding the paper over her shoulder. I nodded at my body to turn around and grab it. When he turned did the sheet was taut and at eye level and sliiiiceee...split his cornea in half

At the end of the day they're all good guys (except England and Bam), plus almost all of those people got let in on the joke after the cameras stopped rolling. If you can see someone's face un-blurred on the show or in the movies, then the cast/producers went up to them afterward and said "hey sorry man it's for a movie" and got them to sign a release. 99% of the show/movies was all in good fun.
based as shit

Ouch. Was he ok?

Look out. We got a real badass here.

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Why is England always getting hate

i'm with you, but i never understood why that made me cringe and all the other shit didn't for the most part. you would think drinking hot, smelly horse cum would, but it was just preston being fat that did it.

I got that feeling when I was 13 watching these, because back then I was a little bitch. Then I got older I found their tomfoolery hilarious.

England is a disgrace. It allows a foreign religion and people to rape it's children and commit violence on it's people. England is a pathetic shadow of what it once was. If you had any pride you would kill as many invaders as you could and die with pride. Yet you will not, will you? Because you are a pathetic and scared Englishman.

I spit on you Englishman. A big brother that has long since lost the right of respect.

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Wildboyz > Viva la Bam > Jackass

Female Jackass WHEN?

He and Danger Ehren were both really unfunny and bland, so his antics came across as douchey rather than charming like when Knoxville or Pontius pulled some shit. Also in Jackass 2.5 they talk about how he's a gigantic asshole when he has a couple beers in him

Top Tier
Knoxville
Pontius

Upper-Mid Tier
Steve-O

Mid Tier
Bam
Dunn

Powergap

Gimmick Tier
Weeman
Preston

Shit Tier
Danger Ehren
England

The only funny thing about him is that they named his drunk alter ego something retarded.
Coincidentally, the only funny thing about Danger Ehren is his ironic nickname and remembering the kino kidnapping prank every time I think of him.

Yeah I don’t get why they gotta be such jackasses

I think its mostly cos those two have one ig these incredibly punchy faces that makes them unlikable. Same with Bam

Dunn deserves to be up there with Steve-O, his timing and delivery were fantastic.

Who is the guy who did the pube beard terrorist gun stunt? Not big on jackass but it really seemed like they genuinely hated him for being so shitty

Ehren

Everytime I see the Jackass members listed I always feel like someone is missing like it's been erased from our collective memory.

He lost sight in that eye. He ended up commiting suicide in the 9th grade when everyone found out he was a brony when he forgot some sexual mlp drawings behind after class. Poor fucker was abused for a solid 2 weeks before he used his dads gun to blow the top of his head off.

Its cos they had a lots of recurring characters not part of the main crew

God has already left it.

90s America was a wild place. It was a big controversy on The Simpsons when Homer wouldn't go to Church and Lisa became a Buddhist. Jackass actors got attacked in the streets of L.A. of all places for dressing up like the devil and mocking God.

This shit wouldn't even get a second glance today

Pontius was the king because he always managed to be hilarious without being edgy or mean spirited; Party Boy was pure kino, we used to do that to each other all the time back in high school

Knoxville gets credit for being the ballsiest and most willing to put himself in harm's way

Part of this was also the same problem we have today, over-reporting the outrage.

Steve-O's gotta be under Knoxville. England doesn't deserve to be at the bottom he's a pretty cool guy, that should go to Preston. Solid list otherwise.

Don't think it's a good idea. CA is a hellhole because of all the atheists. I would rather be called racial slurs by some redneck than patronize by these basedbois.

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He had to wear a patch for a while and had a scar you could see up really close. Overall it was a net plus for him because he quickly became social and confident from talking to all the kids in the hall who wanted to see his patch. Also gave him a story he repeats to this day.
Nope, went to an mormon private school Bullying wasn’t tolerated but if someone was caught with cartoon horse porn they would be sent to basically church rehab

CKY>>>>>jackass
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Eric Andre is getting crazy.

I dunno man Ehren was fucking hilarious in Terror Taxi

Go sacrifice a goat, cut off your kids foreskin, and let a rabi suck it to make it better. You can keep all that in your righteous kingdom of Alabama.

Is Knoxville a God? How can one man take that punishment and laugh it off?
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But in Jackass you can tell how cool they thought they were.

This is funnier now that i know california is as far as you can get from God.