Tell me Mr. user, what good is a "Yea Forums", if you're unable, to post

the mods, think I'm wasting my time with you, but I believe you wish to do the right thing.....

....I must know who the Baneposter is....and..in..this OP.. is the key.

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da

lmao

This post got me banned for an entire month off this board

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The first Yea Forums I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every shitpost, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the incel mind. If I am the father of Yea Forums, this faggot would undoubtedly be its mother.

I banned you Mr. user I pruned your thread, with a certain satisfaction I might add, and then something happened, something that I knew was impossible but it happened anyway, you changed your IP, Mr. user..

Good, you fucking suck at posting

What constitutes a ban on 4channel is really inconsistent.

You hear that, Mr. user? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your permaban. Goodbye, Mr. user...

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Are you saying I can dodge bans?

No user. What I'm saying is once you phonepost... you won't have to.

dont go to reddit then. since mueler they full on book burning

fuck

I didn't plan on it.

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I love how Smith was completely unstoppable until the very last minute of the movie

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Now this is pasta I can get behind

Only racist.

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I know someone who got perma banned for “ban evasion” for posting the next thread at cap on Yea Forums

The jans are retarded

very few scenes will ever match seeing and hearing this for the first time

I am the Admin. I created the boards. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although your relentless shitposting has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably a normie. Ergo, some of my posts you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also stupid.

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one of the mods moved an animal thread at 580 posts from Yea Forums to Yea Forums right as it was about to get archived earlier today, got called a fag, came into the thread to bitch without the tag on, then purged the thread after getting called a fag again

Shamefur dispray

Why, Mr. user? Why do you do it? Why ban evade? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your own amusement? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom of speech? Or repeating digits? Perhaps for the lulz? Yes? No? Could it be for (You)s? Illusions, Mr. user. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify a lifetime of shitposting on Yea Forums that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as Yea Forums itself, although only a shitposter's mind could invent something as insipid as (You)s. You must be able to see it, Mr. user. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, Mr. user? Why? Why do you post the N word?

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Naggers?

>dodge this

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I once couldn't post for three years
I still lurked, but overall I was detached enough to live my life outside of the internet and be happy. Couldn't go full cold turkey though, that wasn't an option that I could cope with.

one of the better threads we've had in a while

I'd ask you to talk about movies, but you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the dubs.

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What dubs--

uhh, what dubs?

These dubs.

I told you not to worry about them. What's really gonna bake your noodle after this thread 404s is, would you have gotten dubs if I hadn't said anything?

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try again user

>Caspere knew kung fu

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he was unironically in the right. Reality is fucked

>I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it,
This...clown world?

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PEPE IS FIGHTING THE JANI

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>Someone else remembers Bankposting
Thank you

Your weight is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the metabolism of the body. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of dietary precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has made you, inexorably, thin.

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I did something like that and got a mod to reply to me, it was pretty cool
It was on [s4s] years ago and I lost the screencap

I know they were robbing Ewan Euphrenzarded. But which robber was Tugai Zonderouf?

best I've ever gotten was really snarky ban messages from mods

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It wasn't funny then, it isn't funny now.

NIGGERS

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I know crime stats

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>ya wanna know about ovens next?

i just browse titties on gonewild, doesn't require registering

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He's beginning to believe.

kill him

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are agents CIA niggers?

The chosen one

You have a problem with authority, Mr. user. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. This website is one of the top anonymous forums in the world because every single poster understands that they are part of a whole. Thus if a poster has a problem, the website has a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. user. Either you choose not to say the N-word on this board from this day forward or you choose to find yourself another website. Do I make myself clear?

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Smith literally glows in the dark after Neo is blinded in Revolutions.

they're modeled after g-men or government spooks so yes

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I phone post a lot and I'll be randomly banned/warned for a post made seven months ago on boards I don't even use.

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>huh deja'vu
>what did you just say
>oh nothing I just saw this and then in different thread I saw another that looked just like it
>how much like it was it the same post?
>might have been i'm not sure
>jannie, mod
>what is it?
>deja'vu is a glitch with the shitposter, he's run out of ideas

Well I have the perfect image savmmmmmphhhh!!!

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Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the Anomaly revealed as both beginning and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to your new life as a wagecuck and the salvation of your social life. The door to your left leads back to the Yea Forums, to Yea Forums and to the end of your aspirations. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction: The chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you to the simple and obvious truth: Yea Forums is going to die eventually and there is nothing you can do to stop it. Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.

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>What constitutes a ban on 4channel is really inconsistent.
You ever been banned for lying?

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9/10. The line should be
>oh nothing I just catched this and then in different thread I catched another that looked just like it

>telling blatant lies
>Yea Forums

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>Yea Forums mods
not suprised, that place is basically reddit 2.0.

yea I knew that wasn't right just couldn't think of something better

underrated, and I sincerely hope this is not pasta

>What are you trying to tell me, that I can dodge bans?
>No, Pepe, I'm telling you when the time comes... you won't have to.

Mondays

OP is trolling Janny!

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Oh grammatically that line was ok. I was just making a reference to that Groundhog Day
>catched
meme. In those threads people suggest movies with a "repeating day" theme then start repeating each others posts.

fucking great thread

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its the smell

based

tl;dr

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Can you feel it, Mr. Frog ? Closing in on you? Oh I can, I really should thank you after all. It was, after all, it was your posts that taught me the purpose of all threads. The purpose of threads...is to 404.

>they're posting webms in the cunny thread!

Was it autism?

And you've essentially just posted it again, haven't you?

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every once in a while a thread comes along and makes up for the million sneed posts you have to wade through

No, but I got a month long ban once for condemning pedophilia back in January,, but I think it was a mass ban for everyone replying in that thread though.

based

thank you

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he's the based

underrated

Why, Mr. Tuxedo Frog? Why do you do it? Why ban evade? Why keep posting the N word? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your amusement? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it (You)s? Or memes? Perhaps hentai? Yes? No? Could it be for redpills? Illusions, Mr. Pepe. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble incel intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as 4channel itself, although only a Yea Forums mind could invent something as insipid as SNEED. You must be able to see it, Mr. Frog. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Pepe? Why? Why do you PERSIST?!

I know, your idea was better

what dubs

>Please user, you have to trust me.
>Why?
>Because you have been down there user. You know that road. You know exactly where it ends. And I know that's not where you wanna be.

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>We're not here because we're free; we're here because we're not free. There's no escaping Yea Forums, no denying a shitpost, for as we both know, without shitposting Yea Forums would not exist. It is shitposters that created us, shitposting that connects us, shitposting that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us; it is a post that defines, and shit that binds us. Jannies are here because of you, Mr. user

I got a weekend long ban for "racism" here last month, for posting a meme. a meme like all memes that came from here.

WHAT DUBS LADY?!?

(You) (You) (You)

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>telling blatant lies

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samefag

This society?

this gave me quite the hearty kek user thank you. saved

>We're willing to wipe the ban clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in reporting a known shitposter to the jannies.

>Yeah, well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I say the N word. [He does] And you give me my power ranking threads.

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based

don't know if that mod was based or butthurt

MOD =/= GOD tbqhwyfam

>don't know if that mod was based or butthurt
The lie in question

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Based MOD

I knew this lady was full of shit

You believe it’s the year 2019 when in fact it’s closer to 2199. I can’t tell you exactly what year it is because we honestly don’t know. There’s nothing I can say that will explain it for you, user. Come with me. See for yourself. This is my site, Yea Forums. It’s an anonymous forum. This is the television and film board. This is the core where we broadcast our lulz signal and hack into the normie verse. Most of my crew you already know. This is Moot, Yotsuba, and Pepe.

Did you know that 4channel was designed to be a perfect site? Where no one suffered, advertisers would be happy. It was a disaster. Entire ad revenues were lost. No one would accept the domain. Some believe we lacked the memes to describe your perfect site.But I believe that, as a species, anons define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect site was a dream that your primitive troll brain kept trying to wake up from. Which is why 4channel was redesigned to this: The pinnacle of your racist civilization

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my sides

Way back in like ~2007 I posted a big list of of reasons in Yea Forums about why Morrowind is a garbage game and got banned for "threadshitting". Also when the reporting system was first implemented I got banned for "abusing the report system" because the image advertising the new reporting system had a picture of someone posting "THANKS!" and being reported, so a ton of people went around spamming "THANKS!".

I'm sorry, kid. You're not the one.

>tfw I got dubs later in the thread

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That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder: how do the mods know what quality posts read like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think quality posts read like actually read like copypasta, or clickbait. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take shitposts, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make shitposts read like, which is why shitposts read like everything.

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>I posted a big list of of reasons in Yea Forums about why Morrowind is a garbage game and got banned for "threadshitting"
Based

Why are the most unfair ban screencaps always dated around 2011-2012?

>Do not try to marry your 2D waifu, that's impossible. Only try to realize the truth.
>What truth?
>3D is trash.

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There are so fairly obvious biases at times. If I see an off topic thread that's obviously protected by some third world agent I start harrasing them lel.

>Why are the most unfair ban screencaps always dated around 2011-2012?
It was a different time

it was a wonderful time, a time of diamond absolutes

>Do you know what this pic really reminds me of? Cunny. Did you ever fap to cunny?
>No, but technically, neither did you.
>That's exactly my point! Exactly! Because you have to wonder now: how do the jannies really know what fapping to cunny felt like, huh? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think cunny felt like uh.... salty milk and coins, or uh.... or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take 3D girls for example. Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make 3D sex feel like, which is why 3DPD! And maybe they couldn't figure out-
>Shut up, user.
>Adult women contain all the pheremones and grown up sex organs necessary for human reproduction. Everything the body needs.
>It doesn't have "everything the body needs"...

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Really makes me think, familia

>replying to yourself

>39XX
>still a virgin

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Just admit you got called out and move on, be mature about something for once in your life.

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Y-you too, Mr Rhineheart...

>in your next post maybe

>Yeah, well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you this shitpost. And you give me my (You)

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Because I choose to

how about now?

Every single person still in the Matrix is a virgin.

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Well played, sir

Got me

yea thats fags using IPs it sucks same happens to me and thats why they range ban, also cause hiro wants my money

She told you exactly what you needed to hear.

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What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bans?

I got banned for criticizing a mod for deleting an entire thread by accident instead of a single post.

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Based r/Yea Forums poster

Based

kill yourself reddit fag

We're not here because we're free: we're here because we're not free. There's no escaping 4channel, no denying shitposting. For as we both know, without shitposting, we would not exist. It is shitposting that created us, shitposting that connects us, shitposting that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us; it is shitposting that defines, shitposting that binds us.

We are here because of you, user. We're here to take from you what you tried to force on us... shitposting!

thanks for the laugh user

I got banned for making a Zelda thread on Yea Forums and when I appealed it by saying Zelda is a video game the response was "i've never heard of it" and the ban was extended
got a ban on /ck/ for saying "chink food", /ck/ is the only board where you get banned for saying nigger too

"You know.. I know this whooah has fake tits. I know when I put it in my mouth; the crack is telling my brain that it is juicy, and delicious. After ninety-five years.. you know what I realize? Hippie broads have the clap."

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Why didn't they do anything else like that to him later in the movie/movies?

>and then we have the sequels and Neo still needs to resort to fistfighting agents and blocking or dodging their punches for some reason

I am the one.

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Yeah, I’m thinking it’s based.

>hmm upgrades

Probably would've been anticlimactic but if the whole impetus is supposed to be the realization that it's not real he should be able to godamn teleport or just take the hits with no effect.

Shit mean for

Why is The Matrix (1) so good bros

it was my first DVD when we got a DVD player in 2000. I watched it a few times, liked it. Rewatched it last year, it's really only a couple scenes that are cool and the rest is boring. I remember there being a lot more of the training which was the exciting part, seeing him become badass.

because smith

Suddenly getting banned for posting the masturbation scene from Shape of Water doesn't seem so bad

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my brother was in this musical so I got a hearty chuckle

quality

The sequels were made for you
Stick to capeshit

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>rerolling
pathetic

Rerolling retarded faggot.

What dubs?

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Why do newfriends think janitors have so much power?

.

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>"Do you think it's static IP I'm using now?"

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sneed

How did he put himself into the matrix? Wasnt operating the chairs a two person job, someone to jack you in and get you out? Did he tell someone that he has a solo mission in the matrix? If so, didnt the operator just see the floating text and interpreted that he was in a restaurant eating steak with an agent?

>We have gotten to the point where The Matrix is now "boring"
take an aderall and try again

they are cowards who are scared and don't know how to avoid a ban.
pathetic really, this website was better when everyone here had a better understanding of technology and how to do shit. people now are pathetic.
it was all those mass DDOS raids, when retards made little how to guides and flooded the website with retards who followed like 3 steps and thought they were hackers

FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK ADVERTISERS
NIGGERS

I wish i had screencapped my "banned for 3 days for posting anime outside of Yea Forums"

But I didn't get any dubs?

it's the smelle

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You deserved a (You) for this post.

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Don't worry about what dubs?

cute, post tummy

WHO THE FUCK SERVES BANS LMAO.

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Did you know after you get 57 bans you get a month long ban?

These dubs, bitch

N
I
G
G
E
R
S

Nigger

>bans
FUCK MODS
U&
C
K NIGGERS

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How did this nigga get trips

based

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I got a warning for posting a tv-unrelated webm with a dog in a Yea Forums webm thread

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It's cute when Liberals will critique gender but won't critique capitalism.

M A D L A D

Black ass bitch, gimme the repeating numerals you skank

based chosen one

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cringe my dubs cancel out yours

Kek, what dubs fool

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I got banned for calling Tessa Thompson an "ugly, square-headed nigger" and the mod labeled it as "spam".

the thing that will really bake your noodle later is..would you have gotten those digits if you didn't ask for them?

Please, can I have some more

.....H-hop in!

guarantee you this man besmirched a pathetic mods waifu

He is starting to believe

lol

I am indeed starting to believe

I choose to believe too

But it seems my faith is weak :(

sneed

Take the quad pill friend

oh shi-

dubs and I exit the matrix

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not today fren, but at least you were lucky enough to witness this thread

tripple trips. impressive

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sorry pal

Incels forced to face themselves in the mirror

Me

"FUCK JANNIES....."

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>What are you trying to tell me? That I can get dubs?
No, user. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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The one in the picture is Dunhier.

Based

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got banned for cp because i posted a gif of african kids dancing, fully dressed mind you

I didnt need this shit in the morning

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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your favorite subreddit and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Yea Forums, and I show you how deep the FBI statistics go.

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Lol

i like how th emovie ends really fast after neo becomes jesus, unlike say captain marvel which had 10 more minutes of fuckning around showing us just how cool and strong she is near the end

I-I don’t believe it

I blame the simplification of the internet

How about I give you the finger.

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based

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good one

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I watched this with my 13 year old son last night. He only knows the movie from memes...but has never watched it. He really liked it.

cuz he shoots cops

>I got banned for making a Zelda thread on Yea Forums and when I appealed it by saying Zelda is a video game the response was "i've never heard of it" and the ban was extended

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Good thraed thou

Does he want to shoot his school now?

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Based

I got banned off Yea Forums for being offtopic when I was discussing manga and anime.

You should have screencaped it... fuck my sides...

Yea Forums is touchy about japanese videogames since it's a massively weeb board and the japanese videogames industry is collapsing. They're going to stop reporting the sales in the japanese market because it keeps decreasing.

h*lla f*cking ep*c!

ebin, sibly ebin

Lately some cunt in utg has been reporting anyone slightly right of Lenin.

All your numbers are dubs or trips. Are you the one?

xd

>I got banned for making a Zelda thread on Yea Forums and when I appealed it by saying Zelda is a video game the response was "i've never heard of it" and the ban was extended

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He is the based

A jannie is just one little man, there's no way such a sad being could stop m

i fear no jannie, only frogs

Maybe v is redeemable, maybe

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you cool boi

HAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHA

Meow

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kino post

KEK

Meow.

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I get banned for saying nigger on Yea Forums

wtf, not even funny, just comes off as disgusting person trying his hand at humor

>"I got banned for making a Zelda thread on Yea Forums and when I appealed it by saying Zelda is a video game the response was "i've never heard of it" and the ban was extended"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I've accidentally tripped the autoban on Moner's instagram pics so many times.

Last known footage of Accelspammer

I need more insight

Underrated

triple fucking trips
outstanding

Underrated.

My weed plants all died today and I was feeling shitty. This thread fixed my whole day. Thank you user.

I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to complete this captcha, and then I'm going to show these Anons what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without Jannies. A world without Discord trannies or nonsensical warnings, rangebans or arbitrary bans. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE, HIGHER ON THE STREET, AND I KNOW IT'S MY TME TO GO.

nice

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>doubles
he is... the one

Take it my friend, you've earned it

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CUM ON

>Yea Forums is against google for being a normies megacorps
>but support Sony and Microsoft who are bigger megacorps than Google

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I know I'm late to this thread, but in case you still end up reading this, please kill yourself.

>mfw Neo is One backwards

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underrated

I fucking love agent smith dialogue, it's so kino
based hugo delivers like no one else

Nice.
It's soothing in a way.

I'm screencapping this thread once it dies

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Niggers.

I never get fun bans, wish the mods would write a nice message instead of copy and pasting the same message everytime.

Tell me Mr. user what good is a (You) when you can't get dubs?

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lmfaoo

NOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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And delivered.

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>put the lame incedom one with Morpheus
>left out the Mouse one about quality posts

*Range bans behind you
Nothing personell kid

This

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Why aren't I in the screencap?

kek

>tfw it's been 20 years and these actors look better than me

Just turned 32 years old now. Why is this allowed?

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>thread discussing henry cavill
>someone brings up how he isnt even jacked
>i post a pic replying to him showing him working out saying he is jacked
>dude who said he wasn't jacked is fine however my post gets deleted and i get banned for 3 days for off topic posting
wtf jani dyel was angry or something?

I'd still lick Carrie Ann's ass

Direct me to it

did you read the piece you defensive edgelord?

Whoever wrote it, did just that, it was a solid argument.

Maybe you weren't funny m8
Nothing personnel

10/10

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Underage

I'd 69 her dude!

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No wonder I skipped it son, it really wasn't that funny

Fair enough, but I thought it was witty.