Who was the biggest pervert in Harry Potter?

for a pervert

Me

Snape, a man willingly being a masochist cuckold that watched over his ex-childhood love's husband's son and he also starred in easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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but you're not in harry potter

Ginny was confirmed a freak. This was less than a week after her and Harry started dating:

>"Still though, Quidditch champions, three years running," Ron yawned, "and with you in detention, Harry! Might have some competition for captain next year, I reckon."
>Ginny rolled her eyes, "You know very well that Harry's coaching was responsible for our team getting as far as we did, Ron!"
>"You know Ginny, just because you two are dating now doesn't mean you have to be kissing his arse all the time," said Ron.
>"Kissing his arse? Oh Ronald, how do you know what we got up to last night?"
>Harry's cheeks burned as he lifted his copy of the Daily Prophet, pretending not to hear the sound of Ron choking on his pumpkin juice.

Nothing perverted about arse-kissing in a consensual relationship.

Bellatrix
You gotta be into some kinky shit to want to fuck Voldemort

Didn't Ron openly state to his class he wanted to see some Lavender Brown's anus?

Disgusting

damn ginny rimmed harry, and thats a good thing

Moaning Myrtle. She spent her time peeping in the prefect baths. And those moans must've had some cause...

Peter Petigrew. He slept with Ron and his brothers for years as a rat

hmm yes I remember this

Dumblefag

Madame Maxime