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Kino or cringe?

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make up your own mind you fucking degenerate

Im liking it, but there a few contradictions. Like, if you kill a God of something, that thing shouldnt disappear?

There is literally a scene in season one with two Muslim males buttfucking each other, so there's that.

>there a few contradictions
it's literally fiction you massive idiot. it can do whatever the author wants

They didnt buttfuck each other. It was a one way street

It’s pretty bases except for the buttfucking scene. It’s one of the first shows I’ve ever saw where the black guy gets cucked by a white guy...then the wife violently dies.

Season one had potential
Season two gave it away

It's 90 percent terrible imho. Ian Mcshane is the only one trying to carry the show the rest of the cast is just bad. The only good thing i remember from the first season was that Odin episode with the vikings.

The original source wasn't even that good anyways so dunno why they are making this show.

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Mostly the latter, but there's a little bit of the former, with enjoyable visuals. Shame about Gillian Anderson tho.

Season 2 has been a slog so far

season 1 was a slog, so far season 2 is much better, actually moving the story forward

>Fuller and Gillian gone
DROPPED

what happened?

Season one was terrible and is why season 2 has a fucked up plot, because of Fuller and Green adding their propaganda and leaving the show because the author of the book wanted them to do what was in the book and not show a 20 minute gay sex scene with a Muslim and a genie and because Fuller and Green left two main characters are gone, Ostara and Media, they had to create a new character, New Media because Gillian Anderson left and Ostara's actress leaving is fucking up the plot of season 2

Go make some friends you miserable shitskin

Who's Ostara?

we still have ian mcshane the leprechaun and mcfly

I almost couldn't finish season 1, I was seriously considering dropping it, but the OCD part of me forced me to finish it. I'm not gonna bother with season 2.

Gods can't be killed as long as there are believers.

she decided to not do any more american gods or x-files

little of both. great source material but a lot of that quality was lost in translation on its way into being a show. It's American Gods, full of mythos and folklore storytelling opportunities set in the modern day where the gods of old go to war against the new gods. But too much of the show is dedicated to the dead wife character, and she's a boring character. She has a few good moments where the monkeys and their million typewriters synchronize and she shares a fun moment, but otherwise she's not a fun character. The coin aspect is interesting, and the show has changed from the book so perhaps her story will play out differently. Shadow never being able to be certain of anything is getting old. Stormere is gold. Wednesday's reveal at the end of season 1 was cheesy. Missing Easter is lame, but she was supposed to be very fertile anyway. The dip in quality in season 2 is most likely due to the new showrunner being unable to fight with the studio in a way that a bigger name talent would be able to in order to get their show exactly the way they want.

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cloris leechman was shot and didn't come back. they keep making remarks about gods resurrecting after awhile if they die. and since when can mad sweeney teleport?

i hate how faggo moon never once held odin by the throat to demand a fucking explanation to everything, instead he let himself be a big cuckboy with a dumb dead wife cunt who has super-human strength because reasons

also mad sweeney needs his own series

Easter(Kristin Chenoweth) she takes away spring resulting in drought and stuff at the end of season 1 but this is barely touched upon, they also made Wednesday run over her bunnies as he leaves her mansion as a way to explain why she wasn't at the House on the Rock and why she's on bad terms with him even though she literally fought the New Gods and sided with him in the last episode of season 1

Easter

Completely dropped this degenerate bullshit immediately.

Some things are fine left a little vague but they really should explain what the hell happens when a god dies, otherwise there aren't really any stakes. It makes sense for an old god to truly die because they're almost forgotten, but it gets more confusing when the old god makes a deal with the new gods.

Vulcan and Argus were killed, maybe the companies carrying their brand start to fail, like with "cursing" of Vulcan's death. But people keep worshipping guns and fearing the surveillance state, does that worship just manifest as a new god?

stopped caring when I found out the main character is a nigger named Shadow Moon or something and his wife died with a literal bitten off dick in her mouth, so stupid

so you never cared? or watched it? so why would anyone give your opinion any weight at all?

>not show a 20 minute gay sex scene with a Muslim and a genie
That was in the book tho

The scene alone was 1/3 of the episode, that time could've been used to actually develop the plot, season 2 is still on the first book

Old Gods that respawn don't have the same consciousness and memories they used to have, and their personalities are now based on whatever their current believers think of them. They also don't just respawn immediately. If Wednesday was killed he could respawn in a rennaisance fair based on the beliefs of a group of Viking cosplayers.

Vulcan and Argus are mostly OCs for the show(although they foreshadow some other stuff that does happen in the novel), but I imagine that their deaths would just spawn two Gods. A strong New God and a weak Old God. Although maybe Argus wouldn't respawn at all. Nobody even pretends to worship him anymore, AFAIK.

what was the purpose of leaving the car on the train tracks only for the car to reassemble itself with a fire horse?

It was like two sentences in the book.

>season 2 is still on the first book
>first book
There's only one book you retard

there's only 1 book, no need to rush through it

more like 2 pages

to stop the train, how is that even a question?

>no need to rush through it
Not that guy, but this could have been adapted into a tightly paced two-season show, but it is getting milked and artificially expanded with OC.

No? I remember they go to their room, and there was some explanation about the human guy feeling some magic mumbo jumbo, and then it was the next day scene.

season 1 was terrible for that, so far season 2 is trucking right along with the story, shadow is in cairo, sweeny is at the point of being an hero, they've got odins spear

most of the story is about the guy trying to sell shit and just being miserable, thats what takes up two pages, then it is like a sentence may a paragraph of fag sex then next day

just started watching it, pretty good. wednesday is odin, shadow is his son. mr world is loki in disquise and odin and loki are secretly working together. WARNING: don't read this if you don't want spoilers.

I think some OC is fine because the premise is more interesting than the actual story, I just wish they would spend it on the mythology more. I'll even take the retarded social commentary over the gay genie sex and superpowered zombie wife fanfic bullshit

if you've read the book you'd know how little any of that matters, its a road trip with weird shit along the way, the 'twist' is something you can see coming from maybe 1/3 of the way through, and its not relevant, infact if your paying attention you figure out the endgame in the first chapter

why stop it?

Literally just googling Mr World spoils this lol

didn't it that cock belong to Dane Cook?

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So is Wednesday going to use Shadow as a sacrifice to trigger Ragnarok or something?

Basically yeah

you got it

fake ass bitch

to save shadow, wat?

It's very hit-and-miss, but it doesn't miss too bad.

he knew laura and sweeny were there and would make it. which is why he parked there in the first place. they could have stopped the train instead of having a pointless 3 minute scene of a car reforming itself

>he knew laura and sweeny were there
no he didn't, why do you think he did? he sent them off on a chase and then calmly drove to the exact plac nessesary to save shadow, if sweeny and dead wife hadn't gone back stage they would never have been their, and Odin would still have saved shadow, they basically got in the way, which is why et ep he deals with both of them

>et ep
*next ep

odin knew they were going back stage. he can see the future.

He needed dead wife broken apart enough to stop being a cunt so she would listen to him and kill Argus.

>head-canon: the post
maybe he did maybe not but wednesday is and isn't really odin, he can see some stuff, like say where baldur is, but not everything

Middle road, but Ian McShane is really hot.

So far at least there's no disgusting trannies, but the two-spirit halfbreed native girl is like a bunch of tumblr memes rolled into one.

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>a bunch of grril power tumblir memes in one
thats exactly what she's suppose to be, the og god is a bit different, but really the exact same thing for the time, sam is what she is, which is an annoying lol random bitch but kinda cute, and really fucking annoying, its well done

Fuller is pozzed.
He has some cool visuals but he can't tell good stories.

fuller is out, and suddenly everything got better, as always, because the fag just can't help himself, I wish he'd just calm the fuck down stop being such a faggot and one day and just make something good and complete for once, fuller has problems, gay problems, thank fuck he's gone. At least gayman knows what his story is about

Fuller is a great guy to have on your staff as a writer but he is not executive producer/showrunner material.

Americans strike again with their interpretation of divine/supernatural as their mundane human bullshit. It is almost everywhere and so tiresome. All you want to see in media is what already surrounds you everyday, and anything remotely alien or unsusual in general is portrayed as a cardboard background piece with no real meaning, with only function to seem exotic or scary.

nope, he's an ideas gayman, and I wish people would stop letting him run shows

Too much Mr World.

season one had two great episodes, the rest was fine

season two is so far a bunch of meandering and pointed avoidance of the conclusion - wish they'd get on with it

they are in season 2, its like you aren't watching it at all, season one from 1/2 way though was just meandering made up nonsense, season 2 is doing the actual story, you have no fucking clue what the fuck you are talking about, they are "getting on with it" finally, fuckwit.

the only thing that has advanced the plot is the death of the slavic goddess

literally nothing else new has happened

Them adapting actual parts of the book doesn't make it any less meandering, it just means the material they're adapting was meandering in the first place.
>half an episode is a road trip that ends with them just teleporting anyway
>half an episode is another road trip with Shadow saying a whole lot of nothing to some random dike

I want to FUCK New Media and i also want to FUCK Blackcrow

Why do fags love this show?

>odin got the spear
>shadow and sam met
>shadow is about to meet the mortitians
>mr town is in action
>King Shuibhne is ready to end it all
>the fag jinn has the mistletoe and the spear
>shadow is about to meet the morticians and move on to lake town
you have no idea what story you are talking about, stop reading fucking wikis and just read the book you stupid faggot

gay djinni buttsex ofc

>i know i'll give them an itemized list of everything that's happened that'll show those fucktards

and yet we're basically where we were when s1 ended

meandering in the right way and the wrong way, if we need a little time with mpdg then ok, dead wife has completely used up her time, and she just needs to show up twice more and then never again, she has over stayed her welcome

no we are not, you just have no idea what you are talking about

#fuckmestraightupmybigass

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Anderson i can understand, but making a big deal of a character that was in a handful of scenes in one episode?
Just recast and go on.

It's fucking cringe kino, user.

me too

you realize gayman isn't american right? I mean you didn't just make this post without any idea what you were posting about did ou? that would just be mental right? a-user, that would be crazy right?

It's kino the most decent episode was just alright though

Absolute kino so far. The set up between Wotan and maggotpants worries me though.

They're going to cut Lakeside because nothing happens except introducing the Hinzelmann element, which is too minor to keep in what is already shaping up to be a clusterfuck.

Muslim faggotry is real though and I bet that scene hurt the butts of towelheads more than actual dicks. So I'd say it's pretty based.

Moon is a seetging meathead cuck. That's his entire character in a nutshell. Don't be surprised by his behaviour but expect him to meltdown eventually.

>Don't be surprised by his behaviour but expect him to meltdown eventually
Spoilers: Your read of his character is way off base. His lack of heated response to his ridiculous situation is a major point of his character.

>seething meat head
kinda he read lots of books in prison see, and he was to big to fuck with see, also learned coin tricks thats what he is, but the little shadow beating on little nig hoodrats last ep is perfectly in character, he is kinda like a mini messiah, everyone likes Baldr god of light, he's just really likeable, also gave up his hand for humanity but that won't be in this, he's like Norse Jesus

>They're going to cut Lakeside
no they won't if they do I riot

I don't like niggers, I don't like muslims and I don't like gays. Please, create actual TV series for entertainment purposes, not fucking propaganda.
Also, it shits all over the book, which was so much better it's laughable.

>They're going to cut Lakeside
lol nope. They want all the filler they can get and Shadow recognising the parasitic nature of God's through a long, drawn out 'who dun it?' is exactly what they need.

"Kino" is meant to be praise, right? What faggots you people are.

>seething sandnigger

I don't like niggers, I don't like muslims and I don't like gays. Please, create actual TV series for entertainment purposes, not fucking propaganda.
Also, it shits all over the book, which was so much better it's laughable.

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>roommate just came in from work
>"oh, hey, user, what are you watching?"
>fucking badblackpussy goddess bitch swallows a man through her pussy
>"damn boyyy"

next day
>roommate comes back from work
>is that the same show?
>homo djinnXman turbo buttfuckfest
>djinn comes fire into salim's ass
>"you watch weird shit, user, damn"

Doesn't that fat retard realize he would have been one of the first to enter the oven?

why would I create anything? watch w/e the fuck you want you retarded faggot, and you've never read the book or even watched the show, you are fucking pathetic m8, go away

lol, so like reading sandman all over again? gayman finally did it, this is gold

Maybe he knows there was no oven?

whyfolks sho ain whut dey used to be bruh

The music this season has been finna great.