>*drinks*
*drinks*
if I drink whiskey at work will I be successful like Don?
*smokes*
>ywn be able to drink and smoke at work
Feels bad guys
>God Tier
Don, Rodger
>Great Tier
Pete, Ken, Lane, Joan
>Ok Tier
Peggy, Sal, Ginsberg, Henry, Stan, Cooper, the CGC people
>Annoying Tier
Megan, Rachael, Harry
>Shit Tier
Betty, the kids
>JUST Tier
Paul, Duck
>>Annoying Tier
>Harry
>great tier
>joan
ummm no
i had one beer with lunch BEFORE even going in to work and i guess i got a drop on my shirt. my co worker smelled it and told everyone and i was from then on known as an unreliable alcoholic. bunch of total asshats
>Elder God Tier
Bert, Ida, Meredith, Freddy, Anna, Dr Faye
>God Tier
Don, Roger, Ken, Mona, Lane, Ted, Rachel
>Great Tier
Pete, Peggy, Ginsberg, Stan, Sal, Megan's Mom, Sally, Duck, Jimmy Barrett
>Good Tier
Harry, Bob, Betty, Joan, Harry, Paul, Megan, Sylvia, Bobby Barret
>Uhg Tier
Jane, Peggy's Family, Anna's Niece, Bobby, Henry, that annoying teacher
>"Lemme tell you something Don, our product, it isn't anything like what you just pitched. We're gunna go with someone else."
>Don takes another drag from his cigarette before taking another sip of scotch
>"You know, the funny thing about selling a product, it's not about the product. It's the experience. It's the feeling you get when you share this moment with another human being."
>He thinks of Betty, if only for a brief moment, before remembering that hot fucking puss he got from the lady at the bakery where he buys his morning bagel
>"We're not selling the product. We're selling the experience. If you don't want to play ball, fine, go find someone else. If you want something marketable, something truly resounding in the hearts and minds of everyone, then you know where I am."
>"But it's ex-lax?"
God I forgot how bad the teacher was. Easily Don's worst romantic arc
I spent a year doing my best impression of Draper. It was a good year until a kike manlet called me out and blew me out so hard I had to relent. Chicks were on my cock, I got promoted at work, shit was amazing. Fuck, I wish I'd never gone out that night. Could have continued living my Draper life. This was when Mad Men was new by the way. I think Season 1 had just ended.
> Not having Duck in at least Great tier.
Fucking Donfag detected. Duck blew Don out on so many levels. He cucked him physically, mentally, spiritually and emotionally. Don got his blow in eventually, but Duck was BASED.
so this show is about Jews...right?
seems a bit of an exaggeration
you didn't just make up this story, right? cause that would disappoint me greatly
WOW, somebody isn't living life in the fast Crane.
Now THIS is funposting!
no. but it was just one instance on top of a big shit sunday i had to eat every day from those people. they fucking hated me
Not on my watch.
Duck went mentally insane because Don was too alpha to handle - he had to fuck the ugly chick (Peggy) to feel like a man while Don was out fucking 10/10s like Megan
So was she murdered?
How? Don destroyed Duck and his career just by saying "I don't have a contract".
should i watch this or is it nothing special?
almost every character is Jewish.
There's multiple scenes that mention how the characters have Jewish roots.
There's one scene where they walk into an amazing home and the woman mentions something about it being her Hanukkah gift
> Megan
> 10/10
Nice b8 m8 I’d r8 8/8.
There’s nothing 10 with those chompers on her mouth