And this is my sons room, he's quite the film buff

source?

>white people

i wish

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kek

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>esquire magazine
that always puzzles me

>hey b0ss

>doesn’t stop
alpha as fuck

It's getting bad anons...

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Why didn't he stop? Did he want his mommy to watch him cum?

whats in his ass tho

lmfao

the scene never happened in reality, the film is told through an unreliable narrator

He was literally insane, he put a guinea pig into a garbage disposal shredder

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From where you're standing, son, this might seem like fifteen carats of bad luck, but the truth is your life was rigged from the start

Please tell me she went back in and finished him off!

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do wh*te people really do this?

sexy. can you show feet?

that fuckin cunt trixie would finish off jussie smollett's conviction if she could

Did you just imply that that was more insane than shooting up his school, or did you try to avoid spoiling the ending?

A little bit of both to be honest

dats rite my nigger

*giggles at computer*

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One is little more than harmless child's play, the other is mass murder.

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>Future step-mom, I'm Yea Forums

which anime character is this?

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Don't worry, he's just sleeping

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I'm one of "those" fags who values/empathizes more with animals than humans, sorry

>harmless child's play
Idk about anyone else, but I'd be very concerned if my kid killed an animal like this. Unless they didn't k ow what it would do or something.

sometimes I feel like people spent days crafting these shitholes just so they can post them here for internet points

That looks like it'd be really hard on the penis

my mom caught me fucking the mattress when I was 14

JUST HAVING FUN BRO
NO HOMO

What kino is this?

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Looks like one of my dreams desu

How'd that go over? Did you hide in your room for a week?

>open the door
>MOM YOU LET THE CAT OUT!

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Why is Benny opening my door and inviting guests in?

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did he died?

Has she decided how to punish you yet, or are you sneaking on the computer now?

Now this is based

Save a bunny; kys

>oh looks like he has some friends over haha

It's a trap, right?

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she told me that was dangerous cause I could break my dick and then asked me where did I learned that, I told her that's what she and dad did and since then she never ever fucked my dad when I was home.
my dad jokes about it now that I'm older. "you cockblocked me for years" it's what he says

Pls no bully

>torturing animals
>harmless child's play

no it's tara tainton

Dat PVM tho

Glad I'm not a homo, first thought seeing this was that scene where two little girls do this in some Yuro movie.

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I'M CONVINCED WOMEN ARE THE DEVIL, A LITERAL INCARNATION OF TEMPTATION ITSELF, IT WAS EVE THAT RUINED IT ALL BY EATING FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, NOW WE ARE NOTHING MORE THAN HEDONISTIC MEAT BAGS IN A CONSTANT TURMOIL OF SIN AND THE CRAVING OF FLESH SENTENCED FOR ETERNITY IN PURGATORY IN A PLACE CALLED "EARTH"

:(

keyboard looks pretty cool but it doesn't make you any less of a fag for owning mac and not hooking it up to your tv

>gets caught jerking off to the dora the explorer trailer

youtu.be/LzVjuQj8Bsg

It's my girlfriends computer. My TV adapter is broken, and I've now watched all of stranger things in 2 days

Is that your daughter user? Or your wife haha

based room

...

its like an irl version of these pictures

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>three steel reserve deep

Hes gonna feel that later

nah, he's already ded

>reverse image search
>no results

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Ray Donovan

hoo boy

LOUIE WE HAVE GUESTS OPEN UP

youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>imgur(reddit) filename

Do any of you still live at home?

Yes, I live in my home.

Grats man. I don't think I'll ever be able to afford a home

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Don't worry, that has nothing to do with being able to buy one.

I still live with my parents and I'm 27, soon to be 28

this is so based

You're still young

>*knock knock knock* hey dad?
>what is it son? you can come in

what is walt jr doing? was he not actually disabled? did he just pretend?

Yes

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that's a nice room

My favorite part is the cut out right above the clock.

Not really for living with my parents, no
All my friends my age have already finished college, moved out, and have successful careers
I have nothing but Yea Forums

Do mommy's get a little wet when they catch you?
Never happened to me just curious

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Imagine not having a lock on your bedroom door.

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You still have time to turn it around. It's too late for me

Why is that fren? How old are you? What's holding you back?

>and since then she never ever fucked my dad when I was home.

oh, that's what made her change her mind...

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is that a diaper?

top kek

>my house, my rules!
>privacy is earned!
>a lock on the door? NOT UNDER MY ROOF

for you

33. Mentally unstable. Can't keep a job

mom can you bring the dinner here ?thanks

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This is exactly how I'd expect a son of Tilda Swinton's to act.

nigger detected

>28
>work full-time
>still live at home
>no gf ever

Ha ha, a-at least I'm saving money, bros!

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Sorry to hear that friend
I have a pathetic fulltime job, minimum wage, no degree required - and that's likely all that's keeping me from getting kicked out by my parents. I hate it so much and wish I could be NEET but then I'd likely be homeless.
I'm heavily medicated and without the meds I'd probably be unstable too.

>WHAT'S GOING ON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDY.

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this one really hits home

>*as the door opens, I jump out the window and break into a full sprint down the street*

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>do this where people with athlete's foot and other shit take showers
No thanks.

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What about me?

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Based boomer

Anxiety/depression? I've yet to find anything that works for me. Trying CBT but it's slow going.

> fox news boomer who only got relevant off of magepede /r/the_donald reactionaries

> dark theme

Y I K E S

>that stretched laura's face
Throw it out.

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why does my son look like the milf i've been fapping to?

>searing your eyes with anything but dark theme
mega yikes

cock ball torture?

take your meds

God, I hate fox but Tucker is great.

12 o'clock,
time to sleep

Gee user you sure do drink a lot of apple juice

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Yeah anxiety/manic depression and ADHD as well.
The cocktail I am on (bupropion/lamotrigine/desvenlafaxine/atomoxetine) seems to be working but it took a lot of trial and error to get it "right". I've been on it for years now and I'm able to function.

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"gotta go fast"

>tfw fucked up my retinas and I still refuse to use dark themes anywhere but on Clover
Fuck visionlets.

Good luck bro. Sounds like you have a plan in place. Stick with it

God I wish that were true.

In high school I hung out with a lot of different kinds of people. A few were the sort of low-class gamers/nerds that spent half their time on Yea Forums.

Whenever I went over to one of those peopels’ houses, it was a catastrophe. Orange Crush cans halfway to the fucking ceiling, piles of dirty clothes, sheets hadn’t been changed in months. If they ever moved out, I’m sure they’d be living just like that pic.

85 IQ boomer

I'm 30.

I live alone and work in a trade making $70,000 a year before taxes.

It doesn't change anything, don't feel bad about living at home or being a neet, I miss it.

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Formerly chuck it in

haha
this is most certainly a funny two pictures

"SNEED"

Not so much a plan but flying by the seat of my pants, but thanks my dude
I wish you all the best as well

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NEET?

Not a NEET, but wageslave. I'd prefer NEET.

Why not get a realtor’s license and invest in real estate? Either flip for quick profits or rent out for passive income? With $70k/yr you could get back to the stay-at-home life really quick.

>unfuckingironically using a mac
Every other piece of shit thing in that image can be excused

>Searing your eyes
I never understood this. Dark themes sear my eyes way worse. Trying to read white text on a dark background leaves the afterimage of the text burned into my eyes for minutes afterwards.

Aquaman deleted scene

Im going to need a QRD

I like my job. My point was that people who gather here and in plzces like this cannot be normies, we have too much self awareness, objectivity and built in irony/cynicism to be normies or play normie games. Happiness or contentment aren't affected by these things very much if you aren't starving.

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whats with these anons having all these wires and cables in and around their stations? all I have is some earbuds and an Ethernet cord.

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Uh, you don't get to bring friends

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You're a mac faggot consumer. Real men have pc kino stations.

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I gotta get out of this NEETdom hell

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Do you want to trade?

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>all those model airplanes
Comfy

What in the goddamn...?

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>all those piss bottles

Based and redpilled.

why are you on 2 different SNRIs?

Why is no one pointing out the little girl panties on the monitor?

Oh, I’m from Yea Forums. ;)

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this looks exactly like my brother. depressing.

why do people keep piss bottles

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get depression and figure it out yourself you normie fuck

I didn't leave the house for 2 years and I never kept piss bottles

>normie fuck
Anger issues too.

woah.. this is deep. really makes you think...

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literally my room without the illegal shit on the pc

Weed too, man that pic had everything

What is that?? (srs)

PLS RESPOND

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v. comfy except for the rainbow duster

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so this...is the power of the speedforce

since you got trips, no they don't
they do get concerned tho

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I'm not depressed and I have a a pretty big stash of piss bottles hidden in my room that I keep forgetting to get rid of

I use a projector above my bed to watch films. Stream via Plex.

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Dad could you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>dark meme
checks out

Ridicule them all you want but these guys are living out their dreams

are those panties in the top left?

If my parents had guests over they would never do this. It would be too embarrasing for them to acknowledge their NEET son's existence.

jesus christ

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this is cursed as fuck

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When I saw was a newfag and first saw this on Yea Forums back in 2008/2009, that picture instilled a terrifying apocalyptic feeling in me.

Fast forward to now, and I have ended up like that, minus the VR.

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After selling the website of a lifetime, I've been a little "busy"

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I thought steel reserve uncle was just a may-may

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explain

how fucking inbred do you have to be to not be able to tell that's an octopus

waste of trips, fuck off

I started TMS (Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation) a week or so ago, for my medication-resistant depression ass

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10/10 pic. I'm genuinely disturbed

based innocent child user

he's an alcoholic my good child. he's doing irreparable damage to himself physically, mentally and socially

>I'm too depressed to get up and walk to the fucking toilet
s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/media.voctrolabs/vocloud/vomix_tasks/457d2050-c9fa-415f-8644-a94fb8f76d12/outputs/original/output.mp3

That's not a fair comparison, there aren't many muslims in Japan

truly Yea Forums man

high IQ

NYEEEES

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didn't you see the sign on my door? no nazi incels allowed

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Pathetic

>that shit on your keyboard
Cringe

I've seen this image probably 100 times and just now noticed the empty handles on the floor. This really hits home.

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>Live internet cameras
>Keep box level
>refrigerate contents immediately
Why are these on the side of a pizza box

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Do you not have plumbing near your room? Does the thought of leaving your Splatoon figurine alone for a minute fill your with crippling anxiety? I hate this fucking picture so much, I can’t believe that I read the posts on this board with an open mind, believing that you are all rational people that happen to be obsessed with Brie Larson and that titless Lara Croft, but you are really people with valid opinions worth listening to.

>octopus on the ceiling is normal
Neck yourself cunt

Why is everybody so messy

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Looks Comfy I wish I had a nice room.

judge me, brothers

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is that the attic? get better lighting, otherwise 7/10 teenager room

Why do you have an L shaped room? Also, at least have animu or CIA on your screen, you will get more (You)s

He's literally The Flash lol

No, and I like the dim lighting. it's usually even darker than that.

It's not L-shaped, it just has a closet. And that wallpaper is unironically one of my papes (I've got a folder of around 500 and it cycles through them)

Reee I'm watching kino

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Lots of calamari.
Nice trips.

>Actual irl pedophile, not some anime lol I shit
>VR headset
>More piss bottles than brain cells
>CRT for watching off network anti globalist broadcast
>Druggie degenerate
Yup, that's Yea Forums

god i wish that were me

>neet
>works a trade
inigomontoya.jpg

This shit makes me want to clean my whole house god damn

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Why did you pour canola oil into all those drink bottles?

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F

PULLO PISS JUGS

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damn....

>le yakuza hiding all the crimes face
Lol japan is a joke and more dangerous than any part of Europe

STOP SAYING THAT YOU SARCASTIC BASTARD... YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!!

Tom completely roasted some dude who made fun on myspace way back when. I think he's actually a respected dude in tech circles, unlike fagmoot.

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This is one of those pics where the longer you look the worse it gets.

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yeah the light on dark meme only works on projection images

Here is my son's piss jug collection. He's quite the piss jug buff.

If you exclude the piss bottles is pretty nice
Don't feel bad user and throw the piss bottles

>not using jugs for poo

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Real patricians have a piss cactus.

And a cum shirt. As god intended.

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Jeg beklager, jeg er bare så træt.

fbi open up

Good Lord...

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>that bin
I never understood what that is for

I don't understand how someone can sink low enough to have piss bottles. Maybe it's because I have an ensuite bathroom so it isn't much effort to go, or maybe it's because I haven't become depressed enough for it to be an option.

The owner was a poopy girl. Don't remember what condition.

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That is so fucking disturbing

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How could he die if his feet touch the grounds?

BROTHER, HOW DO WE ESCAPE THESE CYCLES OF GUILT?
I TRIED RENOUNCING THE DEVIL, THROUGH MY ACTIONS I HAVE, BUT I CAN FEEL IT WITHIN ME
THE DEVIL RESIDES DEEP WITHIN MY SOUL, BROTHER, I YEARN FOR BLOOD AND FLESH, I FOLLOW THE LAWS OF MEN, I EXPUNGED WOMEN FROM MY PHYSICAL REALITY, BUT I FEEL THE DESIRE, I FEED THE DEVIL AND THE DEVIL FEEDS ME
TELL ME, BROTHER, WHERE IS SALVATION? IS THERE NO HOPE FOR US?