Films that's portray realistic alcoholism?

>Characters that are literally you

Literally me

this is me after a hard night of sneedposting

not just any cans, steel reserves are up there in percentage. more in some localities than others potentially due to various local laws

Did he fall asleep before jacking it?

This film is like a nightmare

This movie is brutal

That UK doc about alcoholics

sleeping like that will give you bloodclots. One time I slept in my chair for an entire week without getting up and my feet were swollen to hell and it hurt to walk.

Bro just don't drink so much like lmao

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drinking to oblivion

Wtf man too soon.

>mfw I am on my fifth can of sneedjuice now

Thinking of walking to the fridge to get another but its like 1:40AM and I should go to sleep.

Thoughts lads?

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>3 months
>stop drinking
>stop smoking
>stop doing drugs
>get a regular sleep schedule
>stop eating garbage
>stop drinking trash like energy drinks
>work towards realistic goals
>go for regular walks and exercise
>lose weight
>everything is still dogshit. everything still feels like dogshit.
Sobriety is the biggest fucking meme on the planet.

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Doug Stanhope episode of Louie
Doug Stanhopes life in general
Trees Lounge

>"alcoholic"
>doesn't even clean up after himself

Shut up op, you just found a dead slob

If ur going to die of pancreatic cancer, at least to all out.

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I can't drink, otherwise my psoriasis flares up and I get red patches all over my scalp and I can't smoke because I have asthma.

My shit genetics make me live a healthy life. At least I have internet escapism.

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Oh I feel much better since cutting way way back on drinking. I miss smoking like crazy though.

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You are probably not getting enough REM sleep.

Three cans of steel reserve. 8.1% ABV
That’s like drinking half of fifth of liquor (assuming 80 proof)

Under the Volcano

what movie?

...

Sauce on OP pic?

and they're tall boys
but if you drink steel reserve should just go all out and double fist two 40s like you are back at some stereotypical college party

i've felt the best mentally and physical when i did these things and my social life improved significantly the hardest part was sticking to it instead of drinking all the time

I can drink that much but I have to mix it and time it out.

Is my face easily turning red in social situations a sign of psoriasis?

Very true

such a good movie. I love seeing it mentioned on here.

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Step it up OP, this is a week old.

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I used to own those headphones

Yikes RIP senpai

no, its a sign of you being a bashful faggot

bad santa

life is shit, drugs are just a cowardly way to deal with it

do nitrous bro

>sneedjuice

Drink as much as it takes to aspirate on your own vomit.

Sure, it's society's fault you're some kind of nihilist.

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youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI

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Nah, face-flushing is pretty normal. Psoriasis is awful, itchy red patches that last for weeks and need medicated shampoos/creams to go away. It fucking sucks and it's chronic.

Dont mind if I do!

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why don't you just buy bottles

I stopped drinking when they legalized weed and now I just smoke weed now, I'm no longer alcoholically depressed so that's nice

Who cares what other people do, faggot? Everything is just chemical reactions in your brain.

Looks very much like someone I know. From a movie or?

Ah, good, I hoped that it was just cause I'm beta.

playin kid pix

top lad

spotted the R&M fan

saved

You didn't fix you expectations though
You're not special for being sober bro, the world is still the same
Still a great achievement, if your post is 100% true

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How do you afford all of that?

my black soul mate
Flight

>inherited 100k 6 months ago
>quit my 85k job
>done nothing but drink, smoke, shitpost and sleep since
>down to 40k in checking account
>have to start looking for a new job
>just started getting drunk tonight

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>muh weed cures alcoholism meme
wait until you figure out, like most people with friends who go to parties when their young and don't just drink by themselves, that cannabis and alcohol pair perfectly together

>inb4 some amateur says you need to smoke before you drink or drink before you smoke
no

I'm on my fifth glass of whiskey and I have to get up at 4am

Recycle those and get more money for booze

what are you all drinking Yea Forums, im sipping some tequila and orange

How do you spend $10k a month doing nothing but drinking and smoking?

I don't like alcohol and weed together, I've tried it.

Yeah, bro. Things are awesome.

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>annabis and alcohol pair perfectly together

This shit just makes me tired. One depressant at a time is enough tbqh

that's great

huh I thought it was Training Day

>water
you people are fucking idiots

100k aint much. should've invested it or put it in the 401k you should already have at your 85k job.
cmon user, dont be a loser

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>oh no I have money and free time woe is me

Weed and alcohol sucks together, makes me sick way too easily.

I want to criticize you for being a retard and that I'd do better but I've been unemployed and riding out my savings for the past 5 months and I'm doing the same shit as you

Just let the jews keep my money, I'm an animal who can't save himself

is he dead? source?

when you think about it, what are we but some kind of overly-advanced animal with no reason to live if not to mate
with no reason to care about anything, an overdeveloped consciousness in a body that's yours to do what you want with, so in reality you can pretty much do anything you want at all, and if it was something which was very illegal or had severe repercussions, you could just just slit your own throat and life would be over and there wouldn't be any joy or sadness because it was all just a state of being

joining you fellas as we speak, cracking open pic related

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Just beer, smoked two hits of weed
Haven't smoked in almost 2 years so that was enough, have a nice buzz going

That's because life is best when you use in moderation and prioritize your relationships, career, and health above all.
Abstaining is admirable in that it requires a strong will especially after addiction, but it is not optimal.

you are a champ. what were you doing for 85k/year?

i aint got shit to do till classes start again

Making my self some Kino Dabs consequetively

Here is the recipe

- one part gin
- two parts indian tonic
- one raw egg
- teaspoon of mashed tomato (subsitute ketchup if you must)
- slight pinch of taco powder
- slice of cucumber
- a little bit of Kalua
- just a tiny bit of Monster Ultra
- one part sneedjuice

Serve room temperature

fuck california

gonna go to the store now
what kinda beer do i get

absolute based. i wanted to call you stupid but you're currently living the dream.

Those are pint-bottles, I don't get larger since I'll finish those in one sitting as well. Trying to cut back.

I'm a broke-dick wounded vet who has a fairly sizable monthly disability. Running at around $600-$800/month (in alcohol) these days (my disability is three times that)

Also in grad-school on a substantial scholarship, loans get me further in supporting my lifestyle.
This is why I come to these threads.

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tall boys

>I’ll just drink one beer tonight
>eh, one more won’t hurt
>well might as well have another for a nightcap
>fuck now I’m drunk and I have to get up at 7am
>okay starting tomorrow im not drinking at all
>rough day, I’ll just drink one beer tonight
>repeat

I haven’t been sober more than a week in something like 7 years. I wish I could escape this

let me guess, Canadian?
only way you could have spent that much on alcohol in 6 months.
don't wait until you're down to 10k to make some changes man. GL.

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I never enjoy drinking, I like a pint or 2 of beer with friends but other than that I never drink even at home. It makes me feel bloated and then my head hurts...how do you people always drink?

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Shane MacGowan documentary. I think this one, been a while:
youtu.be/Ij3zxTkgPxE
And probably the Bukowski documentary, but that was even longer ago.

pro tip nigger you got nothing to do outside of being a wagecuck is why you're drinking

I'm enjoying an ice cold can of Cran-Raspberry La Croix

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mom was bein' weak

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>he doesn't chug a 40 of steel reserve in the car before coming back from the store so his wife won't know how much he actually drinks

Are you even trying?

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>DUDE MOVIES ARE NOT REAL
holy fucking shit blow your brains out

wow, thanks buddy, for a second there i thought Denzel actually chugged a handle of vodka for his role in a film, good looking out

>life is shit, drugs are just a cowardly way to deal with it
he said into the black mirror he's addicted to staring at

based speedstick

>t. 1D thinker

what the fuck is sneedjuice?

I actually have a lot of hobbies that I let fall by the wayside in favor of drinking and staring at the computer unfortunately

the point being you are not like this badass motherf***er because no one is you delusions of grandeur "celebrities are my friends + role models" faggot

everyone here is primarily addicted to media consumption. Alcohol just makes it easier.

Redpill me on this kino lads

this is true. i've not watched any movie/tv sober since ..... sometime in january? and there's no way i could ever marathon anything sober ever again

>have an easily addictive personality
>constantly binge eat junk food, play video games for hours, masturbate, etc
>have tried alcohol multiple times, and it just tastes awful or average at best

I don't get how people can get addicted to something that tastes so bland

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imagine seething this much over a gif

made me think back on all the benders i did in college that would last entire weeks. fucking brutal.

It's a great film, just watch it

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>addicted to media consumption
oh yeah
only thing i miss is being able to read, i can't focus on books anymore

>thinking people drink for taste
i hope this is bait

recipe for sneedjuice?

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Absolute drunkino, movie is meh but Finney put on some "acting" there.

>not loving the taste of cold beer
ye what?

>>have tried alcohol multiple times, and it just tastes awful or average at best

same thing here, at least im not an alcoholic

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You most probably tried some cheap piss water as alcohol and that's it.

A good wine is the opposite of bland. A good whiskey is the opposite of bland. A good beer is the opposite of bland.
Fuck vodka though yes

>Trees Lounge
Opened thread to post this

well sure, i do, but i'd drink it about 99% less often if there wasn't alcohol in it

>Watch movie with an alcoholic in it
>He chugs pure vodka like it's water

How the fuck do people do this. I've had my fair share of alcohol but it absolutely loathe the taste.

I've never been sober for more than a month straight in the past 10 years. And I've only done that about 3 times. I've been to detox once, been to an outpatient program as well as AA after that. Just never really stopped. I did stop buying liquor for the house 2 years ago so there's that, but it's still really fucked. The other thing about it is that I think of how after drinking daily for 10 years, how long it would take in sobriety to regain a normal kind of a feeling. Probably years in my case.

that's true

The alcohol is like a warm and fuzzy blanket for your mind
Pair it with some salty snacks and some kino and you’ve got a loner stew going

Its a bit of an open secret on the board but keep browsing and someone is bound to show you how to make it at some point before the nefarious jannies shut it down. Its pretty much the staple drink of the board now. Personally I chug litres of it a week. Much better than banemilk tbqh.

You can’t just put outside or inherited money into a 401k, it has to be directly from your payroll pre tax

This.

Modern existence is horrible dogshit. Drugs are cool.

I think when they get to that point like
It's not for the taste anymore, is to keep the withdrawl at bay

Once you get past the taste initial by continuing to try it, it's a 50/50 whether you will grow to like the taste or not. People stay for the mental effects.

I dont chug it but I can sip on it for an evening. If done right it gives the right kind of good buzz. Just dont overindulge and keep it slow.

SHOE NICE HERE

Spent a week in a medical detox with a bunch of homeless and mentally ill alcoholics and drug addicts, ama

Mads is a lady killer holy shit. Aspirational.

I'm a pussy, so I cant watch when Kangaroos are being legit massacred

Managed to contain my drinking to the weekends after years of getting annihilated every night about 6 months ago. Thought the tremors would end up being a meme but that shit is no joke.

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I've had a shit ton to drink in my life while never really liking the taste that much, but I knew this girl who also drank similarly to me if not more, and she told me a story about how straight vodka began to taste like water to her, like she couldn't taste it at all. That never happened to me even after 10 years, but that's kind of a frightening story.

Why the hell would you quit an 85k job just because you inherited 100k? A better question is how the hell you blow through 60k in 6 months.

so which one is the thing?

>A good whiskey is the opposite of bland
Shut the fuck up
Whisky tastes like shit, the only way people start to appreciate whisky is when they start to force themselves to like it. No one tries their first whisky and thinks "wow this tastes great"
People who think whisky, or any alcohol tastes good are delusional faggots, just get drunk as fuck like the rest of us and stop acting like you're superior for like a drop of shit

us..

Hurricanes

If you're in your earlier 20s, do it. If you're in your later 20s, don't.

Kangaroos are pieces of shit though, the only animal in nature that figured out how to choke other animals to death and actually does it for the lulz. Thankfully I don't live in Australia but I've seen enough videos of them to have zero sympathy for them as a species. I would punch a kangaroo in the face if there was one outside my house right now

Dust that chip off your shoulder, faggot

>Not liking a nice woody whiskey that leaves behind little tickles in your nose like pepper after you swallow it

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How fucking fat are you?

Are you going to sing Chung Ah Mungus for us?

> dating my ex
> stay at her house regularly because it's 10 mins away from my campus, otherwise it's an hour commute for me
> her parents are degenerate alcoholics
> they used to live a resort life styles with her father pulling in hundreds of thousands a year
> loses his job due to excessive drinking
> they can now barely afford a 2 bedroom apartment
> every night her parents drink a 4 liter cheap wine sack plus multiple bottles of cooking wine
> her mum becomes abusive and attacks, hits, screams and fights with her husband and my gf
> one week the family is so broke they can't afford food
> i woke part time at a bread company and bring them bags full of bread, muffins, crumpets and other shit so they can at least have something to eat
> the next week her mum invites me to a family dinner
> she gets fucking wasted and abuses me
> starts throwing plates with food still on them at me
> asks me why i'm at her family dinner even though she fucking invited me

ended my relationship with my ex soon after when she started showing signs of excessive drinking and becoming what she despised most, her mother. fuck me what a horrible experience.

>much better than banemilk
Get a load of this hot head

I noticed it your list doesn't mention if you cleaned your room or not

I thought it was Law Abiding Citizen

just tell us some stories fgt

I made it 11 days without drinking and painted this on sept 11 then relapsed or whatever, chugged half a bottle of strawberry vodka, blacked out, and woke up tripping balls having drank all my microdosing lsd. Probably one of my favorite 9/11s.

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Is this ultimate real life kino?

>Find out you can put alcohol in a Soda Stream
I think I'm going to be a stock broker.

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next step is to forgive yourself

is time entropy?

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been thinking about going to AA to pick up vulnerable chicks, any pointers or experiences you guys have to share?

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You should stop drinking and start doing more painting imo

Wine drunks are the fucking worst, especially women for some odd reason. You have my respect for not decking her

>hahah dude i need to DRINK ALCHOHOL to NUMB the pain
>im so numb haha, i just get drunk to stop feeling

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get drunk and you'll understand

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think so too but it makes me over eat like crazy and i don't want to be a fatass

oh sorry, your majesty, my hops aren't imported

You do it enough that the taste isn't even noticeable

>he's blown through 60k in 6 months
embarrassing

Alcohol is such a shit tier drug i cant believe faggots fall for the alcohol meme

Yeah: all of the women there are old + fucked up looking + permanent wet brains. Not worth your time.

painted this one sober too lol

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The nature of my job means I can take long lunches, so I like to stop at Mexican restaurants and drink beer until I get good and buzzed and then I'll drink a couple of margaritas.

t. piss water ameritard

Booze isn't nearly as bad as the people that hate it say and isn't nearly as good as the people that love it say. No one would bother if it didn't get you drunk and some goes down a bit better than others, that's it.

what is your friday night routine?
>2 6 pack heineken bottles
>2 or 3 joints
>usually order a pepperoni pizza
>spend the night shitposting and rewatching comfy series
pretty sad desu

How did you get in there?

bought a new car that cost 44k and paid off all my debt. also, my job was a meme soul sucking office job & that's why i quit
i worked for years and still have other funds, stocks, 401k, an IRA, gold, shit like that.
exactly. gl to you user
have you ever seen the show Corporate? I was basically one of those jr exec types - basically an IT manager
i haven't plugged my alarm clock in the whole time and getting to sleep in until 10 or 11 every morning doesn't suck my friend

heineken?

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This is scarily realistic.

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Not bad. Keep painting my dude

i tried that once. it was a sausage party

there was a guy that won the lottery, quit his job, and spent the all his money buying and wrecking sportscars and banging hookers. A year later when he returned to work, they asked him what happened and he said it was a pretty good year.

Basado

Sounds based actually.

I do the same thing, but I'm married with children.

>try to take one night off
>only able to half sleep for about 20 minutes at a time all night
>completely soaked in sweat
feels bad man

You have any good acid drawings? Drawing while tabbed out is fucking hard and I'm a bad artist to begin with, but I do always like how strange or accusatory the eyes end up

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Stop liking what I don't like: The Post

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My bunkmate was a heroin addicted schizophrenic that was convinced he was the Anti-Christ. Also strangely enough, he was Muslim and not catholic. I woke up one night and he was standing over my bed chanting some sort of Satanic ritual thing and I told him to fuck off and go back to bed.

Some old alcoholic got his hands on a staff phone and somehow managed to order 50 pizzas and have them delivered to the detox, the staff were not amused but I thought it was pretty funny.

A couple people got laid, as it turns out heroin and cocaine addicts get really horny when they sober up and this one girl had a mmf threesome in the disgusting bathroom.

There was another woman that was 300 lbs who had kidney and liver failure and puked in the sink and the other women got so mad at her that they jumped her and kicked the shit out of her. Oh and another woman fucking died, she had a seizure and cracked her head on the ground and that caused her to have a severe seizure and she died on the floor, that gave me nightmares for a few weeks.

I'm out now and I actually put together 90 days of sobriety before I cracked and had a beer. I still drink now but I'm working 40 hours a week and I limit it to one or two beers a night instead of a case of beer a day which is what I used to drink. My parents think I'm sober and joke about giving me a non-alcoholic beer every time I come visit them and I still go to AA meetings even though I'm technically not sober, just to remind myself where my life will be if I ever start drinking like a madman again

Ere breh. Got at least 900 more paintings that gotta get did by January 2025.

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I've been there bro. I don't know about you, but I get these incredibly lucid nightmares once I finally do fall asleep after a long stint of heavy drinking. Walk around a bit and try to wear yourself out. It gets better, I promise.

is there a more based beer? I think not

haven't gotten to the point that it's affecting my career or life responsibilities but I'm drinking far more often than most people I know, not every day but possibly several times a week
especially when I have a bad day

i dunno man, i literally can't remember the last time i was sober for two consecutive days. i'm talking like 10 years. things are pretty bleak

I literally do this every day, including work days. I bring a thermos filled with vodka to work.

not from recently. Have a bunch of drawings from muh teens somewhere that were done on acid. One with a lady with a vagina on her forehead. It's hard to stay focused tripping balls, but microdosing basically turns you into der ubermensch. I did like 100 paintings, some of the best ones too, in the 3 months I was microdosing. I was just cranking them out.

Pic related was done macrodosing tho

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>just get drunk as fuck like the rest of us

You drink like a dumb American, and sound like one too.

I was homeless for a while and living out of my car and I got sick of being hassled by cops and being terrified all day every day. I stayed in hostels and cheap drug motels when I could but eventually my money ran out and my parents reached out to me and said get sober, you look like shit and we don't want you in our life until you get clean.

I'm a piece of shit and I have enough self awareness to know it but I do love my parents so I went into detox that day and went through withdrawals cold turkey

Shit, just bought two steel reserves and two dollar shots of Jim Bean.
Gonna play Apex and fall asleep to a movie after. Probably Her or some other sadcore shit.

Sounds like something i would do, minus the weed
If you don't enjoy it why even do it? You're not harming anyone

absolute based nattybro

do you work at a home for the blind and mute? assuming you're serious, how the fuck do you pull that off?

this one too

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It's been a year sober for me and every day I just want to get high or drunk. Sobriety sucks.

>been on a binge of half a liter of vodka a day since New Years
>over the weekend cut back enough so that I wasn't getting blackout
>yesterday only had 4 miller lites
>tonight only 1 glass of scotch
>tomorrow going back to the gym for the first time since the fall
I'm bored of being drunk

microdosing on lsd? how do you even do that?

If he had been drinking that constantly and heavily he would've had diarreah everywhere while Sting's shitty soundtrack played in the background

yeah, well in that case you should up your payroll contribution to as high as it goes then and live your normal life but essentially pay yourself with the 100k until it's gone.

Edibles my main man.

>cowardly

What? It's creative

And I don't get the people who say suicide is cowardly either. Suicide is fucking terrifying. No coward would ever attempt it.

The Killstream / TRR Tonight

The show Rescue Me has a realistic view on alcoholism. It shows the downfall, the recovery. the relapse. the accepting of being an alcoholic and committing to self destruction. The terror of saying you'll have one drink and then going full tilt

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this feels like a sam hyde video

Wow, you fucking retard. That could have been a serious boost towards retirement if you dumped it all into ETFs. Would have been 5 extra years of fucking around and being an alcoholic rather than 1.

I just walked 3 miles to buy booze because I lost my license and don't get it back until May. At least I'm getting exercise.

Again, I've been there. You ever wake up with a room full of empty bottles and not even remember buying them? Shit fucking sucks, I'm not going to lie. Force yourself to dry up for a solid week, it's possible. Preferably get a friend or family member to stay with you a bit to keep to keep you honest, but check yourself into a hospital or medical detox if you have to. You will quickly discover that 99% of your problems are completely due to depression from drinking and your life will instantly begin to improve. I realize this probably sounds like bullshit, but give it a try and see for yourself.

A girl will help you regain some of those feelings back.

Well if you're ugly you might as well be an alcoholic.

But for pretty people quitting after 3 months should make you feel great, because you're vain and looks matter a lot and you'll definiteiy look better, and that can sustain you for years.

Yeah I did the math on how much I spent on alcohol the past decade, I could have bought a sports car

The Fish Eye Lens really makes this video.

well, i enjoy it very much. i just think i could be doing other things instead

The sensation of drunkenness feels better to some than others. Do you not feel pleasant, rejuvenated, and lively when drunk? Because that's how I feel.

Conversely I hate getting weed high, it makes me anxious as hell. Some people love it, I assume it's the same thing.

>Abstaining is admirable in that it requires a strong will especially after addiction, but it is not optimal.

For many - maybe most - alcoholics it's all or nothing. Moderation doesnt exist.

Those are great, do you still draw? Post more pls!

I bought a liquid microdose vial that's like 10 mcgs of lsd per drop. Put like 3 drops in a half shot of alcohol at the beginning of the day. Like 100 mcgs is generally one hit, so you're taking like enough to feel buzzy and energized and focused and motivated without going full chaotic euphoria or whatever.

It's way better than adderall or caffeine. Just makes you motivated and excited to work all goddamn day. I first got turned on to it by a director I know that is all about that shit.

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who framed roger rabbit

I feel like that probably won't end well

I also feel anxious when I smoke weed but I still do it regularly. Unfortunately for me I think, I’ve had great experiences engaging with kino while stoned, to the point where I feel like I need to be high to fully appreciate it, even though half the time I just get distracted by weird guilt issues.

I always wondered why faggots drink in the first place. Is it to fit in? Lmao you’re not cool for drinking bud lmao

I'm completely serious.
I have a high tolerance, although I assume they suspect.
I had a department meeting this morning in the hospital I work at, I was literally drinking vodka from my thermos right on front of the nursing supervisor and my manager.

In the strip club drinking rum and chasing it with water

he died

>mfw can't even eat chocolate or sugar without my skin flaring up

We are truly cursed brother.

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literally all of my problems are caused by or exacerbated by drinking, but i don't have the fortitude to do anything about it. sucks to know that you're weak willed.
again, assuming you're serious, it boggles my mind that you haven't been fired just off the smell alone

I started because I have super fucking high anxiety and booze was the first thing I found that could calm me down to a point where I could socially interact with others and not just shut down

Larceny in my clay mug.

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I only drink alone, and everyone I know and care about hates me for it, despite being a friendly drunk.

Try again, also how old are you?

sounds pretty similar to other stories i've heard about those kinds of places

gl with the moderation

What I do is after a chug session, I brush my teeth, use mouthwash, pop two mints and try to keep to myself. After the drunk sets in, I go to the bathroom in a stall and wipe down the sweat and then spray some body spray on my entire body, mouth wash again and pop two more mints. Only been caught once. I also keep car freshener in my pockets crumped up.

You've never had alcohol?

this
my life still sucks ass
im getting back on the drugs

what is your position at this hospital? also, are the bathrooms single occupancy or not?

I’m 28 faggot
That’s was me. I did this about 3 times in my early twenties and realized how dumb it was. I still have some anxiety but I’ve gotten much better simply working on goals.

40s arent legal in every state

people can tell m8

I haven't been sober for more than a day in that long. Feels whatever man.

I'm calling BS, every hospital that I've ever volunteered at has had a zero tolerance policy for alcohol or drugs in the work place. If you'd have been caught once you would have been fired on the spot

It's the level of motivation. I used to do it in college as a party trick. Gulp 3 Solo cups of vodka in row. It burns and it's just kind of sliding into your stomach.

This is why people drink:

"It shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys, yes. But what does it do to my mind? It tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar. Suddenly, I'm above the ordinary. I'm competent, supremely competent. I'm walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. I'm one of the great ones. I'm Michelangelo, molding the beard of Moses. I'm Van Gogh, painting pure sunlight. I'm Horowitz, playing the Emperor Concerto. I'm John Barrymore before the movies got him by the throat. I'm Jesse James and his two brothers — all three of 'em. I'm W. Shakespeare. And out there it's not Third Avenue any longer: it's the Nile, Nat, the Nile — and down it moves the barge of Cleopatra."

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fantastic fucking movie

Yes in my early twenties I would drink to get over the social anxiety. Realized it was retarded. Tried to drink and read or drink along with other activities but also didn’t work because it didn’t make sense to me.

I see you are a PBR man who likes to carry around a tank of Amyl Nitrate. Man of taste.

>go to a strip club
>shitpost on Yea Forums while you're there
B'd & RP'd

You're just smoking too much or at a bad time. Make sure you have a clear mind and space before you get stoned otherwise you'll find shit to worry about that seems insignificant while sober. Being able to totally immerse yourself in film while high is the best way to experience cinema, it's true.

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Guarantee that people think you're suspicious if not some sort of drug addict.

yeah I did end up chugging the rest of it blackout drunk and waking up in a fucking nightmare trip and having to piece together what happened.

But had I not done that it was going pretty dope. Definitely a lot better than adderall, which is what I've been prescribed since I was like 12. Does definitely make you fucking weirder though. I started microdosing before going to bars and drinking occasions and kept saying weird shit about time and death and stuff that seemed to bother people.

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Just curious, where would you buy a vial like that? A dealer?

He was only 27 here

Noticed the dubs and great taste in Whiskey.

they fucking know man, trust me, it comes out through your lungs, through your whole essence, through the entire way you are. i'm sure you're diminishing the raw visceral impact a fair bit but they fucking know.

the man's got *it*

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God damn
I work a boring office job and have tried to stay drunk through the whole day but it just ends up feeling like hell
>still drunk from night before
>flask of vodka for the morning
>mix it with gatorade
>go out and have a few beers on lunch break
>refill flask and use it for the rest of the afternoon
>3:30 struggling to stay awake
>by 5:00 I'm fucking sweating bullets and my nerves are fried
>go home and just drink water in bed
I don't get how people can do it, it was like having the flu by the end

most people drink because it is enjoyable, and delicious if you buy quality stuff. Like some craft beer is straight up better than all non-alcoholic beverages

Would you faggots consider this weakness? I don’t want judge anyone so do you consider yourself weak?

I just turned 21, what is the best type of alcohol, I've never drunken anything before

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Based insane artist scaring innocent beer drinkers

Larceny but straight out of the bottle

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I call weed and heavy drinking getting hunk

Pic related is good if you’re trying to kick the sauce. Hope this helps someone out there.

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I feel like relapsing but my bipolar makes my drinking 10x worse, wat do user ?

dream market on tor. Gotta have a VPN and encryption and bitcoin and stuff. Then the sketchy part is having it sent to your house. But as long as it's USPS they can't search your shit.

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Of course it's a weakness. When you're sober you're insecure and lack confidence. When you're drinking all of that vanishes. Its like a super power.

>R&M
whats R and M

Do you sell your paintings

>downed half a liter of scotch one evening
>people told me I smelled like booze the next day in the afternoon
showered and everything
hiding it is fucking impossible

You're not fooling anyone man. I've played this game before and I know. People are already talking about how they're going to handle you on this one. Shit man, I did the exact same thing when I was just hungover and got caught.

heineken is truly bad. it gets skunky as fuck.
do a blind taste test with it and other beers, you'll never drink it again

t. Poor fag drinking bottom shelf shit

jesus christ i watched the 2017 version when you cunts told me to watch this.

Life sober is better because you don't delude yourself into thinking it is better on addictive chemicals that literally harm your body. You were drinking because your life sucked, so of course quitting won't magically cause your life to not suck. You have to work towards your wants in life or you will never achieve them.

How could you trust the source?
Why keeps them from sending you just water or worse something harmful?

12th here, hoping to wake up normal enough to go to class

spotted the ameritard

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except its not. This is some real convenient fiction to tell yourself but moderate drinking just makes life fun and even more worth living, plus moderate drinkers live longer than abstainers

Yeah I do this every other night essentially. Makes me feel powerful to ignore these beautiful women as well. I do get dances, seed and feed etc. though. It's a ghetto club. It's amazing to go somewhere, get drunk, shitpost, then have some whore blow you before heading home. I come here so often they gave me a VIP card to enter for free.

I'm about to start soon. Have a society6 account and I'll have that store set up like next week. Starting to need money for food and beverages and stuff.

instagram.com/watchpaintdrytv/
society6.com/watchpaintdrytv

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>move out of apartment
>make multiple trips to bottle depot
>get over $80 back

I'm terrified of this
How the fuck can they tell? I've literally never been able to smell booze on anyone, yet I've gotten drunk at night then the next day showered, brushed teeth, and put on deodorant and even fucking cologne with new clothes and people have told me that I reek.

I never got caught hungover and I went to rehab, no one ever suspected I had a drinking problem.

It just takes a little time user. I assure you it is not about the taste

I'll have to try micro dosing LSD sometime. How long does it last? I tried with shrooms and admittedly I felt extremely chill and sociable but only for an hour.

liquor lingers and scotch and gin are the worst

>living in a state shitty enough to have deposits

Nietzsche said that alcoholism and Christianity were slave morality for a reason.

in my country all the beers are shit and heineken ends up being the best alternative, i really don't like budweisers or millers(the only other acceptable options)
guess i got used with the stronger taste. also, here we drink it ice cold

HEE HEE

fireball or white russians are tasty. 2 shots of everclear in a gallon of hawaiian punch will fuck you up. steel reserve or natty daddy for high proof beer. pink zindafel is a tasty boxed wine that has an after-taste kinda like ham. guinness is good and goes down easy. popov when your homeless in a gutter trying to fight the dt's

What the fuck. Why are you doing this? What would happen if you didn't?

I don't know, I guess there's still some of it in your blood and you sweat it out the next day?
but it's the main reason I don't hooch anymore, I thought I was being sneaky but it dawned on me that everybody fucking KNEW

>all these drunkard fucking losers
Might as well be doing heroin, while I'm over here hitting the blunts and accomplishing shit.

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Just drink whatever, no one cares except for spergs. I enjoy cognac.

>swapping liquor for opioids

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You can always take them to a scrapper, they pay pennies on the dollar for the aluminum but if you have hundreds of cans I'm sure it adds up

where the fuck do you live?

good thing I have hemorrhoids right now or I'd drink myself unconscious when I have to burn off my beer gut

If you're of Irish/Scottish descent, whiskey will agree with you like nothing else. Otherwise, red ales are very nice.

Not only does it come out though all of your pores every single second as you sweat but people can always tell when someone is drunk by behaviour. It's not hard to notice.

that's pretty crazy, but i've heard worse in terms of the elaborate coverup techniques. you're at end stage user. they do know, but i'm sure you know that at this point

brazil, the hueland
we got some really good craft beers but it's expensive as fuck compared to heinekens

you're all doing it wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=MMmSdxZpseY
watch from 1:13 to 1:39
then skip to 8:55

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But what does that mean

It's ironic that Plainview is drinking water in your ye olde tyme webm.

I enjoy whiskey but I either sip it slowly or mix it with coke or ginger. I like the strong taste.

DUDE

yeah literally anyone can drink that much if it’s cocktails and over time you lightweight

hnnnnnng

Was about to post something similar. Why is anyone still an alcoholic? Why not just smoke? Even if it causes a little bit of anxiety, it's easy to move past if maintained right and has NONE of the ridiculous drawbacks of being a drunk. Sounds like hell.

I'm not the hospital guy. The bathrooms are single occupancy.

Maybe. It's been 2 years though. No firing.

Not the hospital guy. I'm an office drone.

Maybe. Still kept my job though.

Perhaps.

You buzz, come down and buzz.

>You're not fooling anyone man. I've played this game before and I know. People are already talking about how they're going to handle you on this one. Shit man, I did the exact same thing when I was just hungover and got caught.

It's been 2 years. Only two people have ever said shit to me and they no longer work here. I should also say I do very well at work and am in a low level managerial position.

It is what it is. I still have my job so I'm grateful.

for people with some kinds anxiety disorders alcohol is a god tier drug after extasy

Feel like it's probably like 8 hours of being jazzed up and like 4 more hours maybe. I like it a lot more than mircrodosing shrooms. Shrooms always has that food poisoning vibe to them.

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I dont know what I want from life though and alcohol is the only thing allowing me to not torture myself about it. What now?

drink a large glass of water right now, tomorrow you will thank me. threads dying, good night frens

Order one of the following:

An old fashioned
A margarita
Jeager bomb
Gin & tonic
White Russian

Based on which you like, once you've tried all of them, you'll have a good idea.

This. Problem is alcohol gives you withdrawals whereas with weed most people just get cranky if they smoke every day or have a hard time sleeping for a few nights. I'm glad I tried weed before alcohol or cigarettes because either of them just seem pointless now on a day to day basis unless I'm going out and socializing, and even then more ritalin and less beers has a better effect.

literally everyone knows. they go home to their spouses and talk about you

I've seen you have a couple IASIP paintings
Consider doing this

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>I woke up one night and he was standing over my bed chanting some sort of Satanic ritual thing and I told him to fuck off and go back to bed.
kek

did it once or twice because I was just bored and wanted to see how it felt
like I said it was hell and I'm never doing that shit again

But I already do that. I didnt need to be put in front of a firing squad to appreciate life and the world.

12.2%

I was a master of the 8.5% Schlitz and Colt 45. I'd love to take that beverage on, but I think 8.5% is the max in my state.

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>Even if it causes a little bit of anxiety,

weed barely works on people with actual anxiety mental disorders
you have no idea what you're talking about

You're going to do what you're going to do, so good luck man. I still say you're rolling the dice and playing with house money at this point, but obviously I don't know exactly what your place of employment is like. I got away with drinking at work for years too so I get that eventually you stop worrying about it. It finally caught up with me though and I just hope the same doesn't happen to you.

my friends ex was such a weak cunt that she manipulated her parents, who had recently lost their house and business, to spend most of what was left of their savings ( $17K ) to go to a resort style rehab for 21 days to stop smoking dope. while she was there they were feeding her benzos and antipsychotics for the withdrawal. i cut contact with my friend around a year ago, so i'm not sure how she ended up once she left. she's probably taking seroquil or gone back to smoking dope, maybe both.

>I dont know what I want from life though
Sure you do. You just don't want to admit it to yourself. What do you dream about? If you could have anything right now what would it be. Really. And not some dumb shit like $10 mil and a farari.

>a gf, wife, family?
>friends you do things with?
>new hobby?
>money from a decent job?
>education?
>better food/learn to cook?

dope as in weed? 17k for weed rehab?

Right?? Alcohol works to treat anxiety and mental disorders much more effectively.

typical low IQ stoner completely missing the point

No fucking way she's on meds for withdrawals like that because of weed.

it can. Not always. I used to get double social anxiety after i smoked. It normalizes if you continue using it.

I've found that sativa is fantastic for anxiety, makes you peppy and fearless and fun! Indica is terrible though. Makes you heady and self-obsessed and ruminating and stuff.

yeah, weed. and it wasn't exclusively a cannabis rehab. people were there for different addictions, from opiates to meth. I saw photos she had sent my friend of her room and it looked like a room in a 5 star hotel.

I've had so many terrible times with weed. I've actually had to drink copiously just to come down from how awful it was. I've only ever liked alcohol and painkillers but thankfully I never formed a habit with the latter, only did it a handful of times. Probably a big reason I only stuck to alcohol is because I'm too asocial to get drugs from other people despite have a few friends.

>thinks roasties aren't cheating stealing lying manipulative whore sluts

you'd be surprised buddy. they potentially replaced her cannabis addiction with antipsychotics. they wouldn't give her benzos when she left, but they were freely available while she was there.

roth IRA first for the 100k
max contribution in roth 401k or at least to company match if lower than max

screw pretrax contributions, get taxed now, tax will only go up because a) lol b) we're too big to be stopped, this machine of our government will still grow c) democrats

there ya go
or use 50k in roth IRA and 50k in a fund or managed with diversity in stock bonds and other stuff (even commodities). Mostly start in stock or again, managed fund

taxes will not be lower than now if we get a democrat in the white house next
and god help us all if GND survives in some carcass of a form

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>I’m 28 faggot
You talk like some kid half your age.

Jesus, I had no idea. That seems extremely excessive and I wouldn't have thought that. I've smoked for months on end before and the only withdrawal symptom I ever experienced was some mild insomnia for a few nights.

Nobody ever told me I smelled like booze at the job I used to have before I quit, but I was deep into drinking every day like vodka first thing in the morning when I got up and then going to work. It's really fucked up to think that they all probably definitely knew and smelled it as well, but no one said anything. Also back then I was sweating profusely every day so that was probably another big indicator. I'm fuckin lucky I wasn't fired, it's almost kind of unbelievable to me.

I've never been addicted to any drug, but can someone tell me why is it so hard to quit alcohol? What happens if you don't drink? Thank you.

>You talk like some kid half your age.
You do realize you're fucking Yea Forums right? Not even him, but this logic is beyond retarded

Can you use micro dosing for studying and learning stuff and even going to classes at college? Does it changes your behavior somehow?

Withdrawl, alcohol withdrawl is deadly if it's really bad iirc

just look up 'delirium tremens' friend
your body becomes dependent on it and removing it from your system can literally drive you insane

How did they catch you? I do want to stop, but as you know it's hard.

i did shrooms a few weeks ago and haven't drank liquor or wine since. still drink beer but no longer drinking daily which is nice. when the shrooms started wearing off i started drinking heavily, like an insane amount because on shrooms i just don't feel like i'm getting drunk. i drank a bottle of basil hayden and jameson in one night, plus at least 12 beers throughout the day. the next day i looked at my desk and all the empty bottles and felt disgusted with myself. poured myself a mixed drink and took one sip and just couldn't drink it, poured it out. something clicked i guess.

Shut up faggot

I used to get this reaction where food and nonalcoholic drink would get stuck halfway down.

shocking isn't it? i wouldn't be surprised if they feed psychotropics drugs to their patients to try and prevent violence and anger outbursts from people withdrawing and to control them during their stay to maintain a safe environment. i've experienced similar withdrawals after months of smoking as well. a bit hot and sweaty with trouble sleeping for a few nights and that's it. that little girl who went to those lengths just to kick a habit with minor withdrawals at best is just a weak, manipulative cunt with no will power or self control.

How do you know it isn't pure grain alcohol?

Clear liquors don't smell nearly as much as browns, but yeah, they probably still knew. I went for years at numerous jobs before a fuck ton of people confronted me during an intervention about it. The best I can tell, I legitimately got away with it for about 4 months total out of 8 years. Alcohol plays a hell of a confidence trick on you and you're not nearly as clever or evasive as you might think when you're drinking.

I had a whole fucking routine, too. I'd exercise in the morning to sweat shit out, then brush my teeth and shower. Cologne, aftershave, and a steady supply of mints and gum. I'd eat potato chips and peanuts every morning thinking that it would help mask the smell if the last thing I consumed before work was food instead of alcohol. I even had techniques to hide the shakes once those started to kick in. Only to find out that none of it fucking worked one bit.