*crack*

I gunned the whole show with my fiancee and by the last two eps i was pretty drunk think i drank like 10 beers that night. Good fucking times.

He should have had an extra scene or 2. Really good actor and the closest thing to a bad guy the show has.

>tfw your beer is a flat beverage

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>10 beers
>drunk
get on my level bud

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kek

>watched true detective
>watched rome
>watched the wire
>watched sopranos
bros where do I go from here

It was more like i drank 4 for the first 6 eps and 6 beers for the last 2. Also i was smoking weed so that helps to fuck you right up.

Shameless samefag

You're a lightweight brother, don't get me wrong, I'm jealous. Being you would save me a lot of money.

>implying
go mow your lawn before i mow it for you

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Sons of Anarchy
Orville
Sex in the city
Ruth Pauls Drag Race

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>shit>shit

Really nice taste

God I wish that could buzz me
t. Alcoholic

>the terror
>wolf hall
>oz (first 4 seasons)

Anime then back to those shows after you get bored

sometimes i feel like an alcoholic but i feel slightly better knowing that drinking 10 beers in one night isnt all that bad

Wait, so 10 beers across 8 hours gets you wasted? God I wish I was that much of a lightweight still.

It'd be cosy to sip beers all day and surf a buzz.

Too bad withdrawal is real and dangerous as fuck.

shut up ya pussy

Not exactly anything to brag about but I can assure you alcohol withdrawal is a very real, terrifying and dangerous thing.

I remember the night I went cold turkey, ever time I'd fall asleep my heart would jump because I'd stop breathing. Druggies have it easy.

I'm even worse than this guy. I could probably drink 2 or 3 and be spinning.

Go to sleep, Jane

>tfw not alcoholic enough for Yea Forums

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JUST FUCKING YOUR WIFE MARTY

The thrill is the hunt and the conquer itself. Not the meal.

Understand that.

Was he the bad guy?
all wypypo look the same

Would merry and marty have got along well together?

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As if you would've done any better

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>too stupid to follow the plot
jesus christ daequan

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Talm'bout...she met a kang

Anyone got that pasta about some user pretending to be Rust at school?

I want a pipe like this so that I can try to look and sound philosophical despite talking out of my ass. Anybody know where I can get one?

I feel fucking empty after I watched this show, sure it had it's flaws, Rust was a fucking fedora lord but God damn it was entertaining as all hell, I feel like I'll never look forward to another show like I did True Detective ever again

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This

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Really?
I love to descent slowly into ebriety and stay there for a while

It's shitpostin time, isn't it?
Black Star
Idris Elba's coming

I know what's getting posted next
I saw(you) in my ban list
You're in Yea Forums now
He sees ya

Cunnyposting is a flat circle

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>he was a big guy

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>Cunnyposting is a flat circle
hahaha I'm pissing myself

someone post the steel reserve edit

god damn, i need 8 tall boys and a couple of joints just to sleep, glad for you man

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Who is Big B?

Yuropoor planning a trip here, what are some decent american beers to get overseas?

Bane did this? MOTHERFUCKING BANE DID THIS?

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Lone Star is garbage for trailer trash even here in Texas

at least drink Shiner Bock.

twin peaks
L O S T
twilight zone
the terror
or pick up a book series

Based

Someone post the towel

bump

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Gommora - La Serie, s01 and s02.

Same, rewatched the show last year and averaged eight beers (0,5L Lidl 29 cent piss in a can) per two episodes, gives me a nice buzz but not retarded drunk.

Eh, i quit cold eight days ago, daily intake for the last 11 month was eight to ten beers, add shots on the weekend when i was out at a bar, withdrawals were negligible, shaky hands for a couple of days and fucked sleep, all good now. Been drinking for more than 16 years, with the occasional dry year.

If you don't down multiple bottles of spirits per day withdrawals are easy to handle.

Time is a tight pusy

The Young Pope

What is that, Nietzsche? Shut the fuck up.

Does this really work? Like if the cops called me in could I actually demand a 6 pack of beer?

>DAE drink to excess at night?
>i need to numb the pain

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>Anybody know where I can get one?
those long pipes are usually called churchwardens. Savinelli and Peterson make good ones

Whaddaya think the average IQ of this thread is?

This. 2nd best single season of TB behind TD

133

Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's good shit, patrician Seinfeld