>I want it now!
I don't get it.
>I want it now!
I don't get it.
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she's thirsty for dick
as a kid I couldn't tell who I was more turned on by violet or veruca. And I'm a degenerate blueberry fethishist too
She wanted Wonka's chocolate cock
it's snozzberry flavored don't ask me how i know
God, imagine shoving you dick in her bratty puss.
It’s her money and she wants it now!
>Dahl's treatment of unbridled desire, rather than need, in his character of Veruca Salt was the epitome of Biblical crossovers into modern children's literature and thus to cinema. "Lot's wife had to turn around, she didn't have a choice," he said in an interview on BBC Radio. "She just had to. In addition to being quite entertaining it made my writing incredibly easier. I just had to open the Bible for inspiration."
Choking her out too
LOGOS
Why didn't they give her 10,000 tons of ice cream like she demanded?
>no bratty blueberry gf
>no fat even brattier rich gf
and how
is this the pedo thread?
>is this the pedo thread?
for you
sequel cunny > original
Imagine her ahegao!
Imagine being a grown man and getting beaten up by a little girl, that would be embarassing haha
The new movie is better in every way, people just pretend to hate it
You are probably on some kind of list now
youre a big blueberry.
>If user wants a cunny thread, he can have one!
What’s wrong with Jethro Tull? I love Locomotive Breath
When Julie Dawn Cole auditioned for the role of Veruca Salt in a Warner Brothers' production of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," she only had fifty pee to her name. When the cast got their first paychecks, Anthony Newley, one of the composers of the songs for the musical, bought a Waterford Crystal, House of Waterford Lismore Diamond 12" Crystal Bowl Vodka Chill Set. Julie Dawn Cole bought a hot dinner.
Do you think her fleshy insides are salty?
>pee
>ugly CGI oompa loompas
>boring boat tunnel scene
>worthless dentist father storyline tacked on to the end
I like both but the old one is vastly superior
Probably more like salty milk and coins.
>ywn be Peter Ostrum on set of Willy Wonka and have two pubescent actresses pining for you and competing against each other for your attention and courtship.
Just fucking end me now.
Looks like Claire from the RE2 Remake
THIS. She just needed a hard thick dick in her honestly
it's never too late, user
God I wish that were me
I'm closing the door, now.
Go home.
shamone
pee!
hee!
PATHOS
I feel like it's the kind of story that is good no matter how you tell it, kind of like sherlock holmes
Kill yourself, retarded normalfag.
>based Depp miring that cutie
do you think they got Deep Roy'd?
BATHOS
Today I shall remind them that the actress is still smoking.
She wants a good American adaptation of a British children's novel, like the Roald Dahl film she's in, and she'll be waiting a fucking long time that's for sure.
You have to look to the Japs for that.
Yeah, she should probably quit, that isn't good for your health.
If you're telling the story its a good story but Charlie& was not about telling any story just showing off CGI. There's probably a decent edit in there.
She wants to be feed some seed
Banterous.
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>youre a big blueberry.
finally, somebody gets me
prime assr was truly perfect
I'll say the WORD
I'll say the N WORD
Bitches be trippin'
i think he's just alluding to the song aqualung being about a pedo
>the expanding ass shot
Indeed
>She can't hear you
That line still scares me
Just visiting Yea Forums likely puts you on several.
Looks like Depp's daughter.
finally
>he goes down to the bog to warm his feet
You can only choose one.
Ez
who can say no to bangs
i dont like the look of it
what did Burton unironically mean by this
>it's a crypto pedo thread
crypto is probably too generous, either way, miss me with that shit.
That one in the back polishing that egg knows whats up.
>12 years old
>pedo
technically, wrong
>It's ebhebohebepedoscatphillia
the most retarded cope pedos use.
>I entered a thread with things I don't like and now I'm mad
kys your are self
>kys your are self
holy shit nigger what are you doing.
Anyway you should probably an hero before you hurt any children.
Why did she ruin herself? She used to be so cute.
>implying that's a downside
He's not polishing the egg. He's just rubbing it with his glove.
it's called being a straight male
dude,
they little girl will come out if you play your fiddle right
is you a fag?
never smelled or tasted pussy?
back to /vir/ for you
you may be a straight male but Tyrone's gonna make you gay in prison.
>He's just rubbing it with his glove.
I hate words that pop and work like magic
in a shuffle almost seamlessly.
Sweet dreams, Frankie.
can't liberals stop fantasizing about niggers and faggots?
stop raping children
you make it sound like a bad thing
>salty milk and coins
I understand that reference and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>Sitting on a park bench
>Eyeing little girls with bad intent
>Snot running down his nose
>Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
lmao what the fuck how did I never hear this
I would give it to her all right.
BUT I WANT AN OOPALOOMPAH NAAAAOOOOOO
1970s was one of the best eras
>Oh, you're going to get it
>*Unzips dick*
what song was this lyrics in?
Aqualung