Really though, would a Breakfast Club remake work?

Really though, would a Breakfast Club remake work?

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I'm of the opinion that classics should never be remade. They are a historical piece and the memories should remain untainted.

Get new ideas jews.

No because they'd all be on their phones instead of talking to each other.

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It wouldn't work because and because cliques doesn't exist anymore in schools since the early 00s.

Do schools even still do detention?

Have the principal character take their phones away beforehand, problem solved

no its illegal to show minors using drugs

Based.

no because high school girls don't wear underpants anymore

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Not a bad idea but then you'd really have a film about dopamine withdrawl with lots of childish meltdowns.

At my school they mostly did ISS where instead of going to class you sat in a corner in a quiet room and your teachers sent you the classwork and homework.

John Hughes movies fucking suck.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
is better than every John Hughes movie

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>John Hughes movies fucking suck.
False

>Fast Times at Ridgemont High
is better than every John Hughes movie
True

Planes Trains and Automobiles

No way in the nine circles of Hell. It'd be little more than Hollywood's latest demoralizing foray into the oh-so-woke, multi-culti gutter.

Estev would absolutely be black.

Bender would likely be Hispanic.

Hall would either be asian or white-given that he's the smallest, least threatening male.

Sheedy might also be white since she's the 'weirdo' and it'd give the filmmakers the opportunity to mock whites yet again. Plus, since this character eventually hooks up with the jock, it creates the perfect opportunity to shoehorn in an interracial relationship.

Ringwald would almost certainly be a mocha-mulatto thot in the vein of Zendaya.

And there you have it, The Wokest Club.

where'd you copy that from?

you are suffering from a serious mental illness.

Please seek professional help.

Because it's so accurate as to what a 2019 remake would resemble? I'd argue that being in denial is far more of an indicator for "mental illness."

Sounds pleasant to anyone that isn't a seething faggot

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No way.
You'd have to cast niggers, trannys, fattys, and gooks. Fuck that.

Bender would be a fag, and Sheedy would be transgender or some shit. You know they won't be able to help themselves with a film like this.

A reniggerization of this Kino is unacceptable.

It would be the children of the characters from the original, who are all biracial, banding together to rescue a tranny from the bully principal who is the only white male.

No, it's dated and thats part of what makes is so good.

>>Hall would either be asian or white-given that he's the smallest, least threatening male.

Come here and say that.

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Have Jews ever come up with anything original? They seem to only excel at usury and bullshitting.

what about the thing prequel

Only if Rowan Blanchard is in it. And does a nude scene.

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Only for the White students.

They invented BET.

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