Cringekino

>Final battle is over them trying to take the easter egg
>we're not gonna take it starts playing

What did they mean by this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ

Imagine what went through his mind as he was filming this.

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What the fuck is even this movie?

zoomer dystopia

The Shining part was neat.

>I hope the IRS is happy with this
What song would go better with this?
>inb4 it ain't me

So was it just a coincidence that the main evil company's name IOI is the name of the developer of the Hitman games?

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>zoomer utopia
FTFY

I'm glad they changed Chief's armor, it's easier for me to divorce Classic Halo kino from new age PG-13 cash cow bullshit.

>WE HOT
youtu.be/GoCOg8ZzUfg

This just gets worse and worse.

Autistic millennials can't into irony.

Based.

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that's a lot of shitload of fuck all in one screen

>Autistic zoomer doesn't realise the "irony" of that film wasn't ironic at all and was genuine product placement

Not gonna lie, seeing the Spartans run pass was... dare I say it? epic

The trailer for the next Planet of the Apes is out?

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What's with this weird obsession for shitty 80's flicks? Nothing is good about those rom-com shitty afterschool special movies.

>this $25 million from Adam better be worth it

>zoomer who pretends to be autistic because autism is cool to him but he's too stupid to achieve it thinks what he says is redpilled and based but is actually bluepilled and cringe

zoinks

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhfCqNiiaGMUekyGYtBSBSf87f47cnKMM

The "I'm Just a Girl" fight scene in Captain Marvel after she goes super saiyan is pretty cringekino

Wouldn't be as funny if it didn't look like a genuine ad with an actual brand.

Protip for autists: the punchline is "Burn it". When you're pretending to be normal, say this was the best part in order to fit in.

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we're slowly getting out of here, but the way has already been paved for 90s wanking

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this is fucking great, why is this cringe again?

>fucking retard posts the Russian version
>wonders why nobody gets the joke

0:49 for the punchline

youtube.com/watch?v=NZ3o4dgD6qY

Legit one of the worst movies I've tried watching.

this isn't cringe though

The whole casino part of the last jedi

>let's free the horse aliens but not the underage slaves!

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Would be King of the Chads if he was wearing dress pants instead of jeans

I watched this film on the worst night of my life

>let's free the horse aliens but not the underage slaves!
this was the nail in the coffin for me, after that the movie was 100% ruined

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Didn't this movie take place a hundred years from now or something? Surely those kids would have other stuff to be nostalgic about from their own era and not Back to the Future and Ataris?

youtube.com/watch?v=JXYk3HBrqZE

youtube.com/watch?v=XBojt6fDVvw&t=7s

youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE

youtube.com/watch?v=ikTIRnnZExw (Look at this dude)

youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw&t=7s

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It was the most drawn ending for a movie I’ve ever seen, it just wouldn’t end.

>bullseye
>cringe
that was just straight kino

I didn’t like it

bullseye's scene is legit cinéma

Go suck a potato Colin

I loved this film

I am not Irish

look at this pleb, look at him and laugh
that bullseye scene is top kinography, should've been in the movie

The jamaican drums oversells it.

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I liked it...don't be mean

newfag

>the "good guys" using the iron giant to fight
This makes me beyond pissed. Fuck you (((((((((((((((((((Spielberg))))))))))))))))))).

>dat Pan scene
>erry time

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The Pan and Jughead ones made me feel physically repulsed... like It took all of my willpower to sit through it

CAPTAIN MARVEL, FUCK ME IN THE SHITTING STREETS!

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Bullseye one gets me every fucking time

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I wish I was Colin's safety pin.

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spielberg is stuck in the 80's

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It wouldn't be a nostalgiab8 movie then. It would have made $0 (zero).

>Burn this
This is actually kind of funny. Like Al Pacino knows how shit the movie is. It's almost a meta commentary about how Adam Sandler is just a money hungry idiot.
The scene probably would have worked better in a less shitty movie though.

GAMERS RISE UP

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>Never mind
Why is he so cool, guys?

This is a real page from Ready Player One.

How far can you make it before your brain collapses in on itself?

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most kino scene in cinema for the last 19 years

I liked it when I was 15 and read it in HS. But therein lies the problem. That's the only market this book appeals to, high schoolers and 30 year old men stuck in high school mentality, which this author is, 100%.

>Stephen King
No!

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>And, of course, Kevin Smith.

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this whole movie is a pleb filter you faggots. this movie gets me laid every time.

Also this book SERIOUSLY did not age well. Good God, blunder of the decade. Written before the Great Mouse Consolidation.

BASED

The other video is identical dude.

this is actually still better written than bryan herbert and kevin j. anderson's dune knock-offs

It just reminded me of a better movie I could be watching

Americans have some weird obsession with him. In the rest of the world he is absolutely no one, at most people know he made a movie once. I have no idea why americans keep him famous.

It aged like milk but I'm convinced future generations of art historians will dissect this book in order to understand the nostalgiaporn fetish / infantilization of Millennials.

why did they make this?

>running blindly down the road wearing VR goggles

this is probably more prophetic than id like to admit

>Slink down in seat to make sure nobody see's me watching this shit
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this

Meme list

>anime
>everything is from the 60s and 70s
>no Gundam, Dragonball, Lupin, SUNRISE, etc
garbage

>kevin j. anderson's dune knock-offs
Huh, I thought Star Wars fans were the only ones having to deal with that hack

I'm embarrassed to admit I actually liked this movie, it was so unapologetically dumb and fanservice that it just became fun

it reads like a reddit post

Yeah I felt the same. Expected a shit show, got a mildly entertaining shlockfest

Even at his worst, Spielberg is still a capable director of action scenes

well considering that Dune had a lot further to fall than Star Wars ever did, and the fact that main author Frank Herbert's own fucking son assisted in the series' destruction, means that we have suffered far, far more at his hands than you can comprehend.

It takes place in the 2040's. If I remember from the book, the only reason why 80's nostalgia went back in fashion was because the autist who created the oasis grew up in the 80's and was obsessed with it.

Totally forgot about this. Where does the time go?

>be jaded incel
>watch movie
>get mad about it
lmao don't you retards ever get sick of yourself? kys already

Most Americans don't give a single fuck about him either. I've legitimately never met a single person irl who knows who he is or what movies he's made beyond maybe Clerks. Is it a Canada thing maybe? He's Canadian, right? Otherwise I have no clue.

man I haven't seen this in years

>giant race that's been going on daily for years on end
>you're telling me not a single person ever was fucking around and just went straight into reverse at the start of race

It's in the director's cut.

youtube.com/watch?v=uyxuupTL_os

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>No one taking the form of Cthulu or any lovecraft entity
>No one taking the form of 40k being
>Only 1 Gundam and it's the first generation one
>MC is in interceptor instead of something like The Heart of Gold which goes so unbelievably fast it looks like teleportation
>Overwatch characters
>Any melee characters that are not OP
>Halo characters

This movie and the book were created by some 2007-fag

>what are licensing rights

It was a comfy sick day flick, desu. It's not movie night, let alone cinema worthy, but it was, y'know, fun.

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I remember taking a girl I used to fuck watch this movie, never fucked after this...

>that bullseye one
Pure kino

cringe

that's where this shitpile crossed the line for you huh

The other stuff was all generic normie pleb tier shit. No real surprise there.

It was the weeb pandering that got me, since the author obviously doesn't know/care about what people would be nostalgic about.

Bumping with some AUTHENTIC Cringe Kino
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I literally caught AIDS after watching that. Thanks.

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You never fucked before either.

Never finished watching this movie. And now I never will.

Should I watch this movie? I've not liked any Spielberg movie yet. I've seen Jaws, ET, and Jurassic Park. Jaws was by far the worst

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as opposed to illegitimately
what the fuck are you trying to say
think before you post

this isn't Yea Forums

>think before you post
There isn't a single good reason to do that

How cute that they think that after 70 years nerds will be worshipping the 80s the way today's youth (born in the 90s) does.

Not as bad as Jamie Kennedy playing his Gameboy Advance SP in Son of the Mask.
Can't find a clip of it on Youtube.

Are we doing Jamie Kennedy video game cringe?
youtu.be/DfzThMe7bBM

Based. 343 Halo isn't real halo.

That was too much, I lasted 15 seconds.

Who is this?

low t beta whiteboi detected

Could you imagine how nauseating this would be to watch on a big screen? Shame they wasted Prime Halle Berry on this crap.

>You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever

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Jamie Kennedy at live events is cringekino.

>I'd rather watch an Apple Kino then watch the Superbowl
Is Zack, dare I say it /ourguy/?

>not posting Yea Forums related real life cringekino
This is on the Napoleon Dynamite special features.
youtu.be/hXgYzzTUdkk

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No, you

What in the hell is this, looks depressing

If this is real I will 100% read the book

this is some of the worst fan fiction i've read because it's honest

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Make a thread on Yea Forums with this clip and it will max out replies

it's supposed to be cringe worthy in the movie itself, retards

Wow this writing's so bad

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holy shit hahahahahahahaha, real or not that's fucking comedy gold.

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>not a single Warcraft character

>maybe those frickin fricks were right...

There's gotta be an easier way to tell everyone you suck cocks.

I couldn't make it past 2 seconds

Only after seeing this many times did i realize the Ryu guy said "Mashumaro" for marshmallow.

>Bin Affleck

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Because soiboys can't into Sandlerkino

Also from Ernest Cline. This is probably the worst thing in the thread.

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>What about The Simpsons you ask?

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My fucking sides, why are people hating on this comedy masterpiece?

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youtu.be/fI1ujQa4SA4
That kid screaming at 2:22 never fails to make me cringe. His 3 second scene might be more cringe then the entirety of Anakin's scenes in Episode 1.

Oh Jesus Christ what a pathetic waste of space

sneed

>uhh.... video games... uhhh... Where are my jokes?
This is more bizarre than cringe.

Cringe kino of the highest order coming through. Bonus cringe for non-muricans: Check out any song from this movie but dubbed in your language.
youtu.be/OvYsv84NUAk

>yea but youre a chick, 200 for you is like 800 for real people
HOLY FUCK

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Now this is kino

That scene shows precisely how the audience feels during it.

>Americans

No they don't. Only people who give a single fuck about Kevin Smith are the fucking Canadians

nobody even knows who Kevin Smith is aside from 'the fat guy in that Jay & Silent bob' movie

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This is what happens when you've got a director in his 70s going full "How do you do, fellow kids?".

lmfao how short is this manlet?

All of you guys are making me feel like an old fag

Anything with a skinny woman beating up huge muscular dude.