Climbs into thanos's anus

>climbs into thanos's anus
>goes into big mode
>???
>victory
why didn't he do this? as probably the smartest person on this board i'm asking unironically. not meming. why didn't he do this?

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I red the comics and Thanos has a Diamond Plug to prevent it

Because a Thiccdaddy Power Bottom like Thanos has the rectal strength to crush coal into diamonds.

Thanos sufferered from arse grapes big enough to have their own gravity.

Thanos would enjoy it too much

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>goes small
>flies into Thanos' anus
>Thanos raises his left eyebrow
>Thanos clenches his buttcheecks
>Ant-Man grows
>loud scream is heard as you hear crunching and squishing sounds
>Thanos squats and lets Ant Man's remains leak from his butthole
>"Heh, I do hope they remember you."

Imagine the smell

thoughts

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>make the infinity gauntlet huge
>now he can't wear it

>Turns super big
>Farts with all his might on Thanos face

Haha imagine being kid size and exploring Wasps’ adult body

Jeez you got a big pussy.

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>not typing it twice
>not typing it twice

>letting the lunatics run the asylum
John Byrne was right. The stories you'd write as a fan are the stories you'd never write as a pro.

The real question is why didn't he climb into his urethra

>those roof tiles
This is some pretty bad cgi

By following that logic Strange could have just beheaded Thanos with one of his portals.
These movies are dumb, nigger.

Byrne's rooted in being a fan though. He accidentally killed off a Marvel/DC deal because he called up DC and demanded they let him write Superman, among other things.
That said, yeah, letting fanboys write the comics was a mistake

Because he was stuck in quantum realm, you unironic dumb dumb

what a sicko's fantasy haha

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>fucking up this hard

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>Antman launches himself up Thanos' urethra and goes BIG MODE
>Thanos yells in pain as his penis erupts like a shotgun that had fingers in it from the Looney Tunes
Based

He would be crushed because he's just a human and Thanos has tough super body you retard

>super tough body
Capeshitters, ladies and gentlemen

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Why doesn't he just shrink an enormous boulder and fly it into Thanos' ear and then grow it back

Well at least he might of given thanos constipation. Might have been enough distraction to get his glove off.

Why didnt they just wait till thanos had to drop a log? Ambush him when he takes the guantlet off to wipe his ass?

antman should nut inside instead of expanding and make thanos pregnant

Haha, imagine growing 20% just to get a really snug fit inside of her.

>this thread

Marvelfans are so degenerate

I didn't realize so many retards needed it spelled out for them. Apologies, retards.

He uses the gauntlet to wipe

Thanos could use the reality stone to expand with Ant-Man.

leaked screenshot

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He uses the time stone to return his ringpiece to its pristine pre-shit state.

>i'm asking unironically. not meming

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Going up into his nose would be better

Make his hand too big to fit into the infinity gauntlet and unbalance him so he looks like a drunk popeye

Freak.

So go inside thanos and find a single red blood cell and make it the size of a Buick

why you heff to be mad

Urethra maybe?

Fuck, he should have told them that when they were trying to pull the gauntlet off him. Theyd have let go real quick.

Ant man could just give thanos smol penor and make thanos commit self-snap

>thanos is fighting with the Avengers
>suddenly there's a pop and scrunch sound
>thanos grabs at his crotch area and freaks out
>pulls his pants off
>has baby carrot
>scarlet witch and black widow giggle
>stan lee flys by and says "thats gotta hurt"
>thanos commits sudoku

this hit too close to home, fuck you

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lmao

Didn't Thanos wear a butt plug specifically for this in the comics?

This is a meme from a Normiebook shitposting group

fuck off

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haha yeah imagine the smell

>endgame ends with Deadpool stealing the script and rewriting it so they win
Hire me Marvel

imagine how much you have to trust someone to do this

source?

What did he do?

You have to be 18 or older to post on this site

>why didn't he do this?
He wasn't called in for help and was busy being under home arrest, skating through San Francisco on the back of a pickup truck and being possessed by the ghost of Michelle Pfeiffer.

>this is what manlets actually believe

I dont read the comics but doesnt he need the suit to turn small?

so if he grows big, gets his dick out of the suit, and shrinks back down, does his dick stay huge?

Nah he glued his cheeks together.

Imagine the smell

based old marvel, this shit will never happen again in any form of medium

no

He tried to climb into Thanos' ear to do that in the comic, Thanos made himself indestructible so it's impossible to kill him as long as he has all the stones.

which infinity stone goes there?

Be pooped out like Ant-Man toothpaste