Who was in the wrong here?
What would you have done in the sergeant's place?
Would he have been able to save himself if he fucked the landlord's daughter?
Who was in the wrong here?
Evan Evans
Xavier Fisher
I would have smashed that cunt
William Hall
>be faithful
>die a horrible death
What did they mean by this?
Hudson Ortiz
But they gave him the best death a Christian could hope for, he died for his faith
Jordan Johnson
>shag Britt Ekland
>not get burned in a big wicker man
win-win
Dylan Walker
I would have brought a gun, oh wait he's British police, so sorry old chap, into the pyre you go.
Christopher Rogers
Did british police officers in the 70s really not carry any guns with them?
Jason Richardson
They have special police that use guns, majority do not as far as I know. The Sgt here should have at least got the flare gun from his seaplane. It's better than nothing.
Andrew Peterson
They would have been available in the 1970s but he wouldn't taken one just to investigate the case of a missing girl on a Scottish island
Evan Wood
The remake was better
Tyler Taylor
that it's a horror movie and therefore awful things happen to people who remain pure and try to help and do nothing wrong
Gabriel Anderson
He should have equalized the situation.
Dylan Anderson
Why was she dancing naked, dry humping a wall and slapping her ass to a beat?
Owen Garcia
It's what all females do when they want to have sex with you, you should know this
Carter Lewis
based woodward. based jag. based theme tune
David Taylor
maybe if you're a guy doing that in a horror movie
Nolan Johnson
Jeremiah Cooper
>Would he have been able to save himself if he fucked the landlord's daughter?
probably yes
Jason Thomas
It was a ritualistic dance meant to psychically seduce him
Matthew Long
I think Edward Woodward was quite a handsome fellow.
Noah Foster
Right; the film shows him dying as an actual martyr. That's an extreme top 0.01% outcome for deaths if you're a Christian. Very few people have the privilege of dying directly as martyrs for the faith. When you consider that most people die dull and prosaic deaths from shit like heart disease or traffic accidents, being immolated in a pagan wicker man and then joining the Lord is rather outstanding.
Logan Smith
>somebody getting the point of the movie
That’s not something you see often.
Owen Lee
Is this a pagan horror kino thread.
Joshua White
Might as well
Is that one good?
Lucas Reed
If you like low budget British 70's horror films then yeah. Black Death was a good modern one.
Jonathan Thompson
The epilogue was unnecessary.
Luis Carter
Detectives ALWAYS work in pairs
Charles Ramirez
He needed to pass a number of tests to ensure his suitability for sacrifice in order to restore Summerisle’s fertility.
His refusal to succumb to the sex dance was due to his strong Christian beliefs, which was yet another factor that marked him as an ideal outsider for sacrifice.
Jeremiah Flores
>Satan
>Pagan
You had one job you fucking idiot
Christopher Reyes