Was it the right choice?

Doesn't matter, the rest of the casting was shit. Poor Henry.

fuck off /pol/

Biggest problem is the wig, looks very fresh and fake

No, the casting is a disaster.

Maybe.

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Games, movies, even books with ugly MCs are not popular so they won't sell. It's all about the benjamins.

Daily reminder

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>filled to the brim with niggers and mutts
>all the writers are literal problem glasses SJW females
>Netflix
There is no way this is gonna be even tolerable, I'm going to shit into my own mouth if any single episode is good, screencap this.

>pretty fucking ugly yet has 10/10 witch waifu and fucks only top tier pussy

The casting is ok. The terrible wig is the problem.

it'll look good after post production

The casting is OK? the fuck are you on?

>handsome turbo chad playing an ugly mutant
yeah totally a great casting choice

>0 white love interest
> the casting is ok

Also awful lighting. Like completely awful. It's like a amateur photoshoot or something

hes not ugly, just mean looking and his profession is not popular. peasants are afraid of him, but most women he encounters want the D

imagine watching this

wont even pirate it

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He obviously just meant Henry's casting. The rest does look trash it's true.

Matches the 2007 version

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We've already got a perfect Witcher film starring another British actor.

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No.

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Henry's casting is trash though. He is too conventionally handsome to play Geralt.

I wouldnt really hate it if he played Geralt.

Nah, he looks like that GOT chick.

Can't say until we see some clips

And he has an ass chin and nose.

*slavic folk starts playing*

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>tfw when a porn parody is more faithful to the source material than a tv adaption

It's literally the story of Faust with a slavic twist.

Fuck off Yea Forums. This is a book adaptation.

Women call Geralt handsome all the time he's not ugly

FUCK THE WITCHER
WHERE IS MY DIVINITY TV SERIES ABOUT IFAN BEN-MEZD CLAIMING GODHOOD FOR HIMSELF
WHERE
FUCK YOU WITCHERSOIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

David Beckham?

you say that, but netflix is bigger than just about anything now. The paradigm has shifted

First time I saw him I thought CDPR went with this annoying fuckbuy haircut.
Then I found out it was modeled off of old polish generals.

Look at this fucking chad.

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It's Twardowski mixed with Faust.
Yes.

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I'll let you know after the show is out and I've seen it

people who hes ugly have never read the books and are just parroting what they've heard from other threads

if they had gone with pic related it would have unironically been an unforgettable show

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youtube.com/watch?v=ljExTEPNFnM
Olgierd was also inspired by this amazing moustached motherfucker iirc

they say he looks weird but has animal magnetism. probably a big mutated witcher dick.

kino guy and kino expansion

That Yennifer is terribly pathetic and I hate it

Fringorilla

Mads as Geralt and Eva Green as Yen and this shit could've been K I N O

> ayo Roach come here! We’re about to handle an asswhoopin to these ugly lookin muthafuckas!
> ayo, man Just about had it with Ciri, this gurl is crazy! Stay in trouble dumb fuckin broad.
>daaaaamn Yennifer, you lookin thiccee than a bowl of cereal, what good later tho haha shid

>hmm drowners.. finna be

I don't mind Cavill as Geralt.
The Yennefer and Triss castings are terrible though.

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No mainly because I got a real funny feeling about having such a big actor as the main guy. I imagine he costs a lot of $$$ to be in episodes so I imagine the show will focus on his friends and yennifer, triss etc. more than it will him. Kinda like how towards the end of Andrew Lincolns time on the Walking Dead they had to pay him so much they barely put him in a lot of episodes before he left the show.

Looks like rain...

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Have you seen the tiddies on Triss?

> damn Roach you been lookin extra hurt! I gorchu tho bruh, got my homie Dandelion finna pimp you out boiiiii chu aint ready. Mah boi finna be lookin real good mmhhhmmm.
>Damn Trish you got a phat ass! Haha ayo im trynna Igni dat later if you catch my drift.

Lmao the shitty Polish version from 20 years ago looks better

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He will only appear in the filler nude/sex scenes. The show will be 90% fanfiction.

We coulld've had this.

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Legit kinda looking forward to this. I imagine the shitposting potential will be excellent, so it's really a shame it's following the Netflix format.

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I believe.

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is there any scientifically explanation behind cleft chin ?

Aww I thought that was Orlando Bloom.

>Netflix
The game was rigged from the start, it will be shit and casting of the main actor won't matter.

I'm just looking forward to the train wreck.

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Doesn't he have an English accent though?

Who gives a fuck, it's Sorosflix.
It's gonna be shit no matter the casting.

>Sorosflix
were you trying to be clever or what?

I can make the tv show be "good" Yea Forums

But its gonna cost ya

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>The game was rigged from the start,

I was worried about Netflix taking over from the Last Kingdom, though the third season was the best one. Though that series is just 100% white people doing white people things, The Witcher on the otherhand.

lmaooo

Cavill looks like the kid playing Han Solo in the new flick. He is trying but looks too young and unbased to really pull it off.

I don't know about that.

Bad bleach-blond hair with a totally brown bears and that scar that looks like it was doodled on in 5 seconds with a magic marker really don't even rise to the level of mediocre cosplay.

And the Cavill version is just a makeup test. Kind of like this Data one from TNG.

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*beard

Or this. I'm sure the actual show will look a bit better.

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>And the Cavill version is just a makeup test.
Sure.

this cast with kstew will never EVER happen

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the dude who played sawyer in lost could be good too

this looks really dark
when I read this part I imagined sunshine and birds singing

In the video that the Cavill pic is from it literally says "COSTUME & M/U TEST" on the clapboard.

DOA

he had the looks to pull it off but the demo was atrocious

Not with this guy.

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2nd one looks way too soft and girlish.

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This DLC was kino.

They released it as an official teaser...

hopefully
also what about the lesbian sex scenes?

come think of it wasn't she like 14 when all this was happening? the author has some weird fetishes

dont be dumb
Yea Forums wants it to be horrible so we can shitpost about it for many months to come

Western actors are more of a "pretty boy" type not "brutish manly type" like East Euros.

Pic related would be my pick for Geralt. Polish actor.

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"Uggo Geralt" is a meme.

He is supposed to look like a man in his thirties even though he's 70-90 years old. (Vesemir can be anything from 300 to 500 years old and is only starting to look middle-aged.) It's played for laughs in the books that Geralt behaves like a grumpy old grandpa but looks like a zoomer. Why would 11/10 sorceresses throw themselves at an ugly geriatric brute?

Geralt lives in an equivalent of an age where 95% of people live and die within a day's journey of their birthplace. Anyone coming from outside is basically an ayyylmao. Not only that, the same people are superstitious as fuck, so a mutant monster hunter from abroad is going to be treated like a monster no matter how handsome. Except by those who know better or want to get WITCHERED. Sure he has an increasing amount of scars but back then it was a proof of your manliness, not an impediment.

Geralt's no-nonsense take no shit attitude is also going to cost him charisma points but has nothing to do with his looks.

mads is too old to play geralt

That's because you're a fucking Americanigger and not a fan of the series.

>Polish actor.
Nobody wants an actor with a Polish accent.

Fucking lel

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Wasn't he supposed to be villain in the new Bond movie?
I'm assuming his English must be pretty good.

Cavill is too young

Something tells me you're fat

He reminds me someone, like a cross between Andrew Lincoln and Lee Pace.

Something tells me you've got a gaping wound between your legs you have to dilate regularly to stop your body from healing it shut.

at this point yes
when they first announced it I was slightyly optimistic

Depends on the sex scenes

Then don't play polish games, don't read polish books. You fucking turbonegro.

thats fucking Legolas

most of those castings are lighter toned than i figured but still shit

Ciri looks inbred. So typical Anglo. Renfri is beautiful though. Isn't that the slag from Last Kingdom?

it's so wrong they didn't utilize this

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they really casted henry cavill? geralt is supposed to be this older, scruffy handsome guy, he looks like a hipster pickup artist faggot in that picture. he looks like he has more experience painting his nails than killing ghouls.

The problem is that they chose a bunch of goblins to play the girls.
Are there no attractive actresses anymore?

i hate this universe, take me to an alternate one

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Cast him.

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FUCK I wish Eva Greene was Yennefer so fucking bad.
They could literally just have her re-enact her character from Penny Dreadful and no one would be able to tell the difference & it would be glorious

>10/10 witch waifu
>only top tier pussy
laughing at you

>geralt is supposed to be this older, scruffy handsome guy
the only part you got right was guy

There's only one and it's two dudes

pretty sure the books say that he's a pretty good looking guy

Don't act like there isn't only one man who could play him.

fuck playing this game and the dlc for the first time was some good shit

Eskel or one of the chad guys in the games casting

the one brother guy from vikings or Beckham dubbed

Since he fucks every single girl in the series, yeah.

Let me just say how much I hate that. I have fucked four chicks at 23 and I just hate that they made some supposed grisly social retard fuck every woman ever.

I wanna hear you say it, you dirty user

David Robert Joseph Beckham

God no, far too good looking. Only reason why Geralt was so good looking in Witcher 3 was because they were "trying to appeal to a broader audience" with 3, and now that fucking game is used as the point of reference for fucking everything because their bullshit scheme worked. He wasn't supposed to be very good looking, and his voice is supposed to be a bit unpleasant. This dude can't even pull that off, guaranteed.

everything i said was right.

hard fucking pass

there is only one geralt

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it doesn't matter. there's no hope of it being good. never was.

>so bad a child heckled him with ketchup

they say he is so ugly that the average farmer pukes when he see's his cat like mutant eyes

Christopher Lambert in his prime would be the best choice.

Was he ever in his prime? He was a wooden cheesy actor in every movie I've seen with him. He'd only work if they purposefuly made it camp.

richard armitage as geralt would´ve been kino
mads it´s fucking reddit lmao kys

Witcher is based on Native American myths, stolen by white people.

You just KNOW

no

>probably a big mutated witcher dick.
Geralt's cock is so powerful he makes women cum every single time. It's in the loading screen factoids.

GG Netflix. Having all white women write a show aimed at young men. Watch Geralt talk about his emotions for 10 minutes every episode.

Geralt is literally a 10/10 genetically superior pussy slayer, Bitches get horny just being around him. he's just fucked up emotionally/mentally.

No, but he really wanted to do it and no way they had the budget for anyone else even remotely as famous.

(you)

You will never be a woman sweaty :)