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Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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THANKS FOR THE NEW BREAD

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steampunk ciri or alita??

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VHS and vinyl thread

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you're welcome

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time to wank

>Zapan

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I... I'm gonna rest my eyes for a bit...

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hmmmmmmm

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Does anyone have any orange slices?

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She looks black in the thumbnail

so you be sayin...

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>Ok you can go out to celebrate again, but you still have to come back before dark Alita, and no boys allowed.

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>6 hours later
>hey dad can you come pick me up?
>I'm not feeling so good

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>Z-zapaaan

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Cant wait to make alita in Cyberpunk2077

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>Forgot to tell her not to drink
>mfw

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alita is cozy. ciri is a totally different vibe.

masterful

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>video says disney now owns the movie rights but james cameron owns the ip

True? If so, ruh roh

>watch this scene
>Zapan rubbin on Alita
>"but if you let me buy you a drink...."
>fantasize about alternate realities in which a lonely rejected Alita accepts a drink from Zapan
>a momentary blink of time passes and possible timelines occur within my subconcious
>mfw

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This concludes the dump.

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At most they own the distribution rights to Battle Angel.

Thanks, friend. Gave me a taste of what it'd be like.

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Thank you!!! Those were interesting! I wish I could go but the closes Alita Iron City from me is NYC which is 7 hours drive

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thanks duder. i'm from LA and in the movie biz, but currently doing postproduction in Phoenix. wish i coulda dropped in to support this. it's a really unnecessary move that I feel like is just catered to those who really like the material (could be wrong)

these threads are lame.
the movie sucked.

I went to it too (NYC here),
Didn't win, but I got an Alita Card

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You have brain damage.

>bra-less Rosa will never lick your face

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Thesis: A cyborg is not human.
Discuss.

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Less than 50K for 84M Domestic

>thanks for celebrating my birthday with me and Ido, user
>c-can I see you tomorrow?

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Well yeah she is a cyborg with a human brain. And what makes humans different is the brain, the brain is the most important thus she is as human as any human that existed.

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I'll share some from the Iron City I went to in Austin

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>Alita will never HIYAAA and kick you hard enough to shear a limb off, face twitching with adrenaline as she stands over your dying body
haha ouch, right? but think about it

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I'll join you.

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>I can HIYAAA other parts of your body user
>like...
>Your face

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Define human. Taxonomy distinguishes species by genetic differences so the fact that she's a cyborg doesn't make her something else because her biological component is still hers. The best argument would be that all Martians are not human because they have distinct traits, but the same thing can be said for all races.

>A-user? you don't look so good

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I didn't shoot these but I should have taken my own because they are all kinda blurry and there was a lot to look at

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why can't she be real?

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here's a better one
they had a couple sets of these props that you could put on and take photos in, the other user got some of the heart you could wear but there was also goggles like Nova's and some head pieces

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Checked.
I am pretty easy, and would do either, user.

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most of Yea Forums is a hellhole but this is still the COZIEST fucking thread

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oh no

Can we have a webm of that moment? Asking for a friend.

What a cruel angel's thesis taking flight from the windowsill. Go forth, young user, and you'll become a legend.

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yes

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I'm ok I'm just

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reposting the set

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mushi

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>bra-less
sauce

I drove right by that on the way to the Iron City thing but I didn't go down the street to see if I could actually get a glimpse of anything. It still felt cool to be near the place where they shot the movie though.

>some user has made my two pics into one

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Rosalita: Brap Angel

I WANT TO KISS ALITA ON HER...

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>Alright then

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Where did you get the aerial shot from?

Google Maps

nose!

Heart

>Think about what you're going to say next very carefully user

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>tfw user whips it out

nose

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brapper

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What's the best Alita Blu ray I can pre order? I mean like a limited edition with perhaps some stuff with it?

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i want to boop the nose

>"Entertainment" District
You just know there's at least one titty bar, there.

>tfw the whole set is a 3D map you can mode around
God bless technology

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I couldn't stop admiring how good Alita's CGI was when I went to see the movie today. It's bizarre how lifelike she looks, even despite the big eyes. And to think that entirety of her is CGI, not just the face. If this doesn't at least get an oscar nomination it will be the biggest snub of the decade. I'm sure they'll give the oscar to Endgame or Lion King, because Disney owns the movie industry now, but at least it would be nice if it was recognized.

Regular, 4K, 3D and 4K limited steelbook are the versions which have been listed where I'm looking - the latter is probably the most expensive one.

At this point I just wanna fuck whoever that is. The character she's cosplaying doesn't matter.

bobs and pusy

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Why's she so fucking cute bros?

The steel book here is only 25 bong. I want a cool version with goodies included.

I spy a bordello

How d a r e you

I DO NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF LEWD-POSTERS!

I'm buying all of it, I still haven't hear anything about limited editions from Asia but I'm sure they'll have something.

She has neither.

Where are you seeing the item listed? Where do you live?

>You'll regret that user

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In which scenes does Alita have that strand of hair hanging in her face? I'm trying to figure out what the significance of it, like stage of Alita's development, or tone of the scene, etc

Post Chiren in lingerie.

what image are you referring to

seems like this is my most successful OC, i i see it posted in nearly every threat.

coordinates?

Not an image, it's something that happens in the movie

30.2979973,-97.6924955
Troublemaker Studios in Texas.

She has it when confronting Victor.

Memes aside, she has it while on the cable up to Zalem, which you can see here...

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While on the crashed URM ship...

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In the alleyway scene...

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While confronting Vector...

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>Well, well, well, well. If it isn't faceless, stinking billygoat Zapan-Boy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou.

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I don't think it signifies anything. There are parts where her hair gets pushed behind her ears and that might be in moments of vulnerability but I don't think the little strand of hair has any meaning.

In this art book picture...

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During the uwu scene

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While waking up too?

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I was going to say high-stress moments, but there are exceptions. Doesn't seem to have any particular meaning

Basically, she has it every time when she hasn't recently combed her hair. It means nothing except that.

At my last screening, dude behind me screamed
>WHORE!
when that scene came up

What, is this the Rocky Horror Picture Show now?

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as he SHOULD

Kazhar milkers, my Achilles heel.

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Damn, wtf. I had no idea JC was packing.

That´s VERY young JC, she somehow dried up as she got older.

she trade it for abs

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And stick arms and legs, a very bad trade.

She got a breast reduction when she was younger

Am I the only one who prefers the current JC? Because I do.

Nice. It's been too long since I last saw Basterds to come up with anything witty to say.

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Well she's in her 50s, that's kind of what happens to most women by then. Compare young Angelina Jolie to how she looks now.

Eh, better than being fat and wrinkly. Not the best naked look, but she still looks great with clothes on. Can you even have a thicc body in 50s without it being saggy as hell?

This is nice, but do have you got any chocolate?

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We're already doing shit like bringing oranges and chocolate in. Might as well. No normies allowed, though. Can only go full Rocky Horror mode after seeing the movie in theaters at least 3 times.

this should be illegal.

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Damn, is she really 50+?

When Ido tried to ambush Nyssiana and Alita showed up, Ido experienced true panic. Not only was it a trap, but he thought Alita was in mortal danger now too. Alita gave Ido's life new meaning and he was terrified at the idea that she could be harmed. I like to think that the only reason why Ido went after Grewishka's group was because they were targeting women and he wanted to specifically make the world a safer place for Alita. Ido was outclassed, but he didn't care. It was worth the risk for him.

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Rosa looks so tiny and Alita like here (doll body). She looked like Alita in the thumbnail.

Maybe he didn't think he'd get jumped by all three of them at once.

>there were people confused by the "thanks for bringing the girl. that'll save us some time" line

They were harvesting women's organs. "The girl" isn't a reference to a known girl, just a reference to a girl being present (Alita).

The way she glares at Rodriguez.

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It's "a girl", heard and confirmed by subs as well.

So, I'm confused. Did Ido kill that black hooker? Or what happened there?

fuck...

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fellas i have the chance to see Alita in theaters but id have to cross the border into mexico since that's the only one close enough to do it

is it worth the risk?

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Either Nyssiana or Romo killed her. I think it was Romo because of the shape of the blade.

Doesn't really change anything, does it. They're still happy they get to kill Ido and have some organs to harvest, or so they think

You see the shadow of the dude's scythe hand when he kills the black woman. He's one of the three who jumps Ido later

Sure. If it's not that far.

haha she literally wasn't paying attention to the interviewer because she was too busy staring at Robert

Oh shit, I always thought that was Ido's scythe. That's really what confused me.

How do we induct newcomers into out Cult of Alita? Some sort of ceremony? Do we engage in jolly cooperation?

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No, no, that woman girl in red (wanna see if you're ugly on the inside) killed the black woman. Those were her blades.

She looked at Rob with more love than Alita ever did with Hugo

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They have to eat an orange without peeling it off.

The induction is just seeing the movie. It's like with born-again Christians saying they feel highjacked by the Holy Spirit. That's the /healing/ that first occurs when watching Alita for the first time. The cozy and /heals/ only grow with each subsequent viewing.

>geek
>geeked
>geeked out

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Some user drove to Mexico last week to catch the last Imax screening. He survived.

>$250million extravaganza

That's including advertising, right? I thought the budget was $170million

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Maybe that's with marketing included

Don't. I'll fucking lose it. I needed a goddamn beach towel to wipe up all my tears when I saw her get her arms.

Kek, that was me. The journey of my life.
Go for it. Just be aware that driving in Mexico is shit. Do you know Spanish well enough to get by?

Rodriguez is Rosa's daddy and her "daddy"

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Is there really nowhere to see the full Chiren lingerie clip?

Isn't he married?

Fuck I made a 3 min OC video with sound but I can't upload it to Youtube, what can I do?

Come join us and watch her in 3D

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With kids, yes. Your point? This is Hollywood people you're talking about. Besides...Rosa is a 30-something. She's not some baby-fetish tier freshly 18-year-old thot. That makes it less painful for onlookers, right? RIGHT?

Why can't you upload it? Copyright detection?

mega?

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yes it detects the footage from the film

Somebody help this user out already and make him a webm from the camrip.

low bur
>the date
elevating to a mild kek

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Streamable

By definition cyborg is part human part machine, so this is true in a literal sense. Although I doubt you would call a dude with a peg leg a non human cyborg.

If it's meme-worthy, I'd suggest either uploading it to /wsg/ here or put it on nicovideo.jp to amuse the Japanese

I've watched the movie twice. I'd like something I can save.
Please.

What about a robot wearing just a human leg from the knee down that they found somewhere, like with a human wearing a peg leg? Is that a cyborg?

This movie was so mediocre, why is Yea Forums obsessed with it?

>lies about seeing movie
>thinks we're on Yea Forums

Where do I begin with you?

little something called love

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Alita,
i don't want to live anymore.
i have no purpose in this world.
can you punch my face in and end it all?
i know you have the strength, i've seen you do it.
please.

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Going to see her for the last time in theaters an hour from now and I've got butterflies something fierce. Haven't cried at a movie in over a decade but I think that dry spell ends tonight.

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Is this now a feels thread?

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Anyone here ever take modern movies and record them to VHS tapes like this and watch them? I know it sounds turbo hipstery but I kinda like the idea.

Guys, guys, guys, listen - why if he instead has a wooden leg from the knee UP?

God knows I'll cry too, you're not alone.

It is now.
>user? Please open the door? I'm sorry. I'm sorry my movie didn't beat Captain Marvel. I-I'm sorry we probably didn't break even. I-I tried my h-hardest. Isn’t 400m enough? Please? Let me in. Don't leave me in the rain. user? P-please don't leave me alone.

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All right guys, fresh OC, I made this to give me hope for the sequel but it gave me really melancholic feelings. So be careful when watching.
Trust, the sequel will come.

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no we're not doing that

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I swear to fucking GOD user you keep up this mopey shit and I'll HEAL YOU FUCKING FACE IN

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Based

He has been divorced since 2006 and he also admitted to having a thing with Rose McGowan during Planet Terror which was right around then.

>Evenstar

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>Rose
>Rosa

Fuck, man.

What's with this weird depressing shit? Who wants to roleplay as an awful boyfriend?

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>melancholic feelings
Sorry I don't have the courage to watch right now, I hope you understand.

>Yea Forums
weebs and neets who jack off to cartoons and sfm get to see a photorealistic fantasy face with real emotions and cute voice, and im one of the neets and think shes cute. If theres a sequel it will probably get a much better story.

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>Catharsis. It's a type of mental healing.

Ali, this past month of falling in love with you has overshadowed years of hurt, and I can finally say that I am happy.
My depression no longer dictates my life and I think of you encouraging me when I feel anxious.
I understand that you’re a fictional character, but what I feel for you is real and it changed my life.
I think of you all the time. I love you.

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>come home from work at 6:30
>grab a few beers and Lindt bar for what is likely my final, sixteenth viewing on Thursday
>reread thread from last night before bed
>find current thread
comfy v i b e s begin

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>Pillows
You and Alita share a cozy afternoon in her first ever pillow fort.
pastebin.com/GvqzcyJM

Traditional repost for a new comfy thread.

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I'm going to ask Yukito Kishiro for Alita's hand in marriage.

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Catharsis for what? Alita didn't do anything negative to any of us.

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yeah, it's understandable.

I read this earlier in the afternoon and it made me feel like everything in life is going to be okay. You are a treasure.

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Godspeed user

I read it before napping and it made me really happy
Thank you writefag

It's pretty much pure fluff so for anyone who needs a pick me up it should be appropriate. I'm glad you liked it friend.

I've convinced like 15 different people to never watch this garbage and I haven't even seen it lmao

This meme is underrated.

what a way for a meme to make a comeback

I don't want to see little sister sad

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if cutanon is here would you be siqq enough to make a cut out of Todd? I want to attempt to add him to the blanket fort but I'm retarded with any photo editing. if I'm more retarded than lucky I might just ask some user to do it instead.

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Nonsense!

>alita visits you in traction
>as soon as she's through the doorway she's apologizing profusely
>try unsuccessfully to get a word in until she realizes you're speaking and stops
>she looks at you longingly from across the room, tears welling up in her eyes
>you feel awful watching her there suffering in silence
>ask her if you can just have a kiss
>she walks over and leans over the bed, gingerly avoiding all the straps and levers and pulleys hooked up to your cast and sling
>gives you the kind of deep kiss that makes your head swim and your mind go fuzzy and blank
>she pulls back and you both smile
>ask her if she can stay
>she tells you ido needs her back at the clinic soon
>tell her to pull up a chair as you're not going anywhere

I haven't written wish-fulfillment in a long time. I don't give a fuck if it's corny as hell.

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Imagine being this miserable.

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Wanted to watch, none of my friends wanted to. What did I miss? Is it actually good?

different pic if you need it.

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no it's terrible and we've spent 250+ threads and creating copious oc, hitting bump and image limits almost consecutively because we don't think it's good and that Alita is BAD!!

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Imagine being as autistic and annoying as you fruitbowls

Nah user 200+ generals, a huge pile of OC and consistent posting is just a big prank on you specifically. You should check it out

>Not watching a movie because you don't want to go alone
You either have anxiety or you're a fag, which one is it?

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We kid, but this is ACTUALLY what the HATERS believe, lol. We're all either paid shills or are trolling, just to annoy them.

My life is pretty shit at the moment. Having the thought I can go to a cool movie theater and feel good watching a movie I love. Love all the comfy anons here. I'm probably going to my third showing tonight. Godspeed.

Imagine saying you convinced 15 people to not do something when you don't have any friends and you don't get out of your house.

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>See you soon user

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at least you've got an outlet user.
you can share whatever's bugging btw.

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Is she really the last martian urm in the manga? Is there more on Mars? Does she ever go back to Mars in the manga?

My nigga I work with like 100 people and a frequent topic is movies we've seen.

It would go like this
>Anyone heard do that Alita movie?
>yeah how was it?
>worst movie I've seen in years man. Horrible. My nerdy friend dragged me to it and wow what a waste of time.

And then we take it from there.

The threads are almost entirely shitposting though and your OC is just a bunch of image edits and movie cuts. I hope the mods start deleting them soon now that it's not in theaters anymore, generals are cancer.

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>I just don't understand why the mods won't do what I tell them to...
...the post.

>OC is just a bunch of image edits and movie cuts
lmao bud what do you think 90% of Yea Forums memes are fuck off
mods have no issues with us keep crying bitch hahaha

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>You're not going to make $170m.
>You won't break even.
>You won't pass $400m.

>You're not posting enough OC.
>Your OC is just movie cuts.
>Your OC needs an even higher standard when you start putting together the pieces as a group and writing/drawing more.

Feels like these goalposts are being dragged by a tractor...

>I hope my savior MODS deletes these threads
>doesn't realize MODS don't deal with low-level stuff like this and it's all janitor work
>doesn't realize janitors are on /ALITA/'s side and delete trolling and spam posts like what you're doing right now
>our numerous threads have tracked a member of the film crew of the movie who did a thread-long AMA with us fans
>doesn't understand 250+ generals with no end in sight, janitors will not stop us because we're one of the best threads on Yea Forums and we actually talk about a movie, and that's apparently a really high bar around this hellhole of a board
>thinks scaring off his 15 normie friends means anything
>honestly wastes his own time in a thread for something he doesn't like, wastes his time spreading bad will over something he's never even seen because he's a buttmad twerp who has a juvenile desire to burn everything good down
>Alitans like us and across the world on the spirit of word-of-mouth and multiple viewings alone (out of love) have pushed the movie beyond $400million+ globally, sequel incoming.
>thinks we're at all deterred

Stay stupid, user.

>Now years of Baneposting--
>*sip*
>--that's OC.

Stop trying to make alita femdom.

>>thinks scaring off his 15 normie friends means anything
Yes but suspension of disbelief is a requirement for any story.

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I can't wait for bluray edits via Peaches.

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Based post

maybe i'm retarded but i can't tell whether or not this is cgi anymore

it looks real but i would believe you if you told me it was cgi

That's not femdom. That's suicidal ideation.

She's like soft Dom I think

The second a rip comes out, I'm dumping everything.

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Stills too, please.

having serious trouble wrapping my head around "15 friends" lmao nigga u ain't got even 4 friends max

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hardbody gentle, loving femdom

>Alita is technically a softbody cyborg when she gets the beserker body.
>Still keeps getting called a hardbody.

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>blurays drop
>frantically save/replace everything you/others have made
>all while watching it on my tv
>while comfyposting
that's gonna be zenith-level comfy

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>her smile and optimism... gone

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Hey! Drawfrien, if you're still around, I was talking to you last night about doing the Iron City experience thing on friday.
My phone got random IP banned, so I couldn't reply.

hardbody is just slang for cyborg, more like a slur. Even if they literally have completely-covering soft synthetic skin, cyborg is a 'hardbody'.

Because "hardbody" can also mean a muscular person, which Alita definitely is with the Berserker body and those ripped synthetic muscles

I'm thinking of getting a new monitor and hook it up to an rPi that does nothing but play Alita on repeat 24/7.

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Oh yeah. Man, the blu-ray is going to provide so much content.

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It'll be like falling in love all over again.

Yeah, but... muh manga...
>manga purists where the fuck are you when I need you? be useful and back me up instead of just shitposting

no way
I like sad girls

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I'm gonna make sure I have something good for the BR release too.

Does anyone have that captioned image of Alita walking into the lobby of the Factory and screaming "Vector! I've come to say the N-word!" Maybe I just made it up, I can't remember

I want full-movie commentary from Rosa

What will you do when some of them pirate the BD rip and find out you're full of shit?

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Just checking in, glad to see these threads are still active, did we hit 400m? Are we getting a sequel?

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My mother just got spinal fusion surgery. I normally live traveling because I have a PM (project management) job that's mostly remote, but since she got out of surgery I gotta stay with her and manage her recovery. Her house is super small, I sleep on a couch, and she lives with my brother, whom I originally got a job at ny company, but he got laid off and he blames me for it. So there's tension and I basically live in a dining room in the desert. It's going to be a long 3 month slog. Life feels very boring and boxed atm. At least going to a fun theater and seeing Alita, i get that spark of fun. Glad I swallowed the pill. And the generals here are a great group

Yeah, I'm sure that was them tweeting, too.

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This is a stagering amount of projection. Please show what part of what I said implied the movie is bad or would flop. The movie is fine, it the threads that are utter shit and the fact that Yea Forums has several other brands of shitposting it has been spamming for years doesn't make this any better.

We hit 400 million. Sequel still up in the air, no real word on it yet.

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>did we hit 400m
Yes
>Are we getting a sequel?
Unlikely

>All the posts you linked defended the thread and not the movie.
Max cringe.

We live RENT FREE in anons head

>"OC is image edits"
Ah yes, the twitter screencaps and movie poster copy/pastes.... Those are the real juicy OC behind Yea Forums

Damn, well here's hoping we get that sequel anyway. Maybe home video sales will do it.

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Oh hey Scott, don't you have another misleading article to write?

Yeah and the somebody still goes to watch it and then thinks that you are a lying retard for the rest of their life.

>rules for thee but not for mee
Nice regurgitated complaints.

fuck dude what's your problem

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I hope so too. It's all up to Jombo at this point.

That's a really rough situation user. I'm sorry there's tension but it sounds like you brother needs to shape up. It seems odd that he'd resent you over losing his position. At least your mom is doing all right (I assume). Are you only there for 3 months? That'll breeze by before you know it. At least you're being the bigger man in this situation. Keep enduring.

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>home sales
>second release of merch

you tell 'em user

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URM doesn't exist in the manga,AFAIK. Martians are killing each other like animals in a endless civil war

Rosa asks you...
>user, why are you only staring me in the eyes?

wat say?

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>Ugh, user, my breasts are down here!

I want to tickle Rosa

I know Lucas always contended that box office was meaningless next to merchandising rights. I think he said something to the effect of box office represented only a single digit worth of what a Star Wars movie would pull in.

Maybe Jim should have doubled down on making toys, lunchboxes, and breakfast cereals.

youtu.be/HnXKE0nfAjI?t=36

What you should have known Bobby
Is that no one is greater than Propane.

He still can.

anyone have any Alita wallpapers?

>we actually discuss the movie
Yeah I see lots of discussion and not just a bunch of blogposting and reposts.
I don't really see why you're so proud that the movie needed people to go in multiple times to reach the 400mil goal either. In fact you went full jewliwood shill just so they could bastardize the original work for a quick buck like they did with GITS, the only things you're helping are your ego and your boner.

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Alita is neither dom nor sub. She just loves.

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What dimensions?

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You're in a thread about a movie you hate, Jerome.
>ps eat the bluray

This
It was like a spiritual awakening
I felt feelings I couldn't remember ever feeling before
Just got back from my 14th healing and the feelings are only stronger

well i had another for you user but we hit image lol

Thanks guys.

my monitors are 1920x1080

new bread ready

Where’s the new bread

>quick buck
>literally 20 years in the making


If I say we're all shills and trolls and waifufags and that our threads are so terrible and that you're so smart, right, and attractive, and that you have so many interesting normie friends, and that your penis is the biggerest I've ever seen, will you promise to never return here ever again?

>try to post another cut out
>image limit
Ha, you guys...

NEW THREAD

anybody got that webm where Alita Kisses Ido in the cheeks?