POLICE CONSTABLE, NICHOLAS ANGEL

He does for this one

oi m8 av u got a loicense for this porn?

Motherfucker I was just watching that scene.

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Nobody tells me nuthin

is this worth watching? saw worlds end and it was fairly dull

I run the local super marchay, my discounts are criminal

It's the best comedy of all time.

Based. Hot fuzz is comfy af

What a cunt

(((Aaron))) (((A.))) (((Aaronson)))

Tightest script I've ever seen
You'll still be picking up things you hadn't noticed before on your fourth rewatch

Worlds End was pure dogshit, they had all gone Hollywood by that point, I don't think they can really relate with the UK anymore. Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead are masterpieces though.

you have watched the worst one out the lot

Hot Fuzz was their last watchable film. Everything after that was Hollyjew garbage and feels like it came from Pozzifornia.

World's End is great but it's despressing

>World's End is great

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>"Thats... in the country."
>"Yes, lovely"
Its been 12 years and I still crack up at his delivery.

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Kill yourself

Explain

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
AND I BRING YOU

Have you never seen Hoz Fuzz?

youtube.com/watch?v=faMh6OYfuNE

Fascist

why do hispanics bother drinking their beers? lel

A.A. Ron A. A.A. Ronson

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I've seen it five times. I just don't get what's funny about that particular line

I still don't understand what happened to the corner store lady in the big fight scene

Do you have autism?

Everyone and their mother's packing round here

Farmers, farmer's mums.

No

>brits consider a double barrel shotgun locked behind two safes to be packing

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>You did good, kid.
>Ta!
>What's your name?
>Aaron A Aaronson

guess im watching it tonight then

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>super marchay
I hate shit like this. Don't have a character use indecipherable phrases when introducing themselves.

He literally said he likes the delivery you autist

Looks like Tim Heidecker there

The acene where Timothy Dalton smiles and behind him there's a picture of himself smiling is the most hilarious shit ever and I laugh my ass off at it every time I watch this movie. And I don't even know why.

Nothing, he's just fangirling.

Yeah, should've read the whole post.

>theres one thing you haven't taken into account, what the team's going to think of this
>cuts outside, literally everyone is happy to see nicholas leave

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its supermarche which means super market you dolt

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As the others already explained, it´s the best.
Do yourself a favor and watch it yesterday.

probably my favorite comedy movie of all time

Is this the most rewatchable film of all time? It never gets boring. It's even better if you're drunk.

Still doesn't make it any dumber.

explanation is he's being a dumb reddit queer

whoa....it's so dense....

It's literally taken right from not another teen movie, Wright admitted this

The worst of the lot is easily Sean of the Dead though.

youtube.com/watch?v=bI2usV1IM64

>Shawn of the Dead
>Hot Fuzz
>Nothing???
Or was he just in garbage right after those two

The shakespeare scene is still the best

>Star Trek
>MI

cracks me up everytime

youtube.com/watch?v=HWgYVeCqJ-8

t.brainlet

LOVE ME LOVE ME

Smelly dumb Amerimutt scrum

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Hag

World's End is definitely the worst, I think most people agree on this. They all lost their magic

People remember shaun of the dead because of the Don't Stop Me Now scene and the "we pack up, go to the winchester and ride the whole thing out there" (that's why there were many scene like this in Hot Fuzz)

Nah, you're just a brainlet who expected a comedy

Get the fuck out of my Yea Forums, you filthy casual!

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>tdalton gets impaled by the steeple after killing tim messenger with the church steeple
poetry, it rhymes

you've got a moustache

Yeah, I know.

>no luck catching them killers then

Academy Award winner Olivia Colman

That's why you don't get it. Hope that clears things up.

>No luck catching them rings then?
>It's just the One Ring actually

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wot e sed

Why do lefties worship this ugly brown women wearing trash bags? It baffles me.

She's done worse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA6ksn6oNYk

>For the greater good
The greater good

Our old friend, the living statue!

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shut the fuck up you bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=RNCaFA-ipb8

SHUT IT

Nah, they just forgot what made the other films great

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We're gonna be up to our tits in jugglers

They're mentally ill and want the worst possible outcome for everything.

I chuckle every time

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It's "up to our balls". That's the joke.

FASCIST

HAG

Tits.

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lmao

>You, what year is your birthday?
>Every year
>Alright get out
Cracks me up everytime

Cocks

Star Wars

>Whens youre birthday?
>"ugugghhah"
>"out"

i remember seeing Shaun of the Dead then seeing this, thought the zombie movie was better and have caught it on TV a couple of times before.
Rewatched Hot Fuzz about a month ago, it's better. Everything you liked about Shaun of the Dead but even tighter, and the characters are more likable. Peggs guy is all about justice and Frost's is dumb yet loyal and learns from him

>tfw gone are the days where bars were like that one with the understanding of the police

>At the end of the scene, the bar is completely empty and he's sitting at the bar with his cranberry juice or whatever with the owners angrily glaring at him
Hilarious

just means Wright watches kino too

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Yeah but pubs are legally not meant to serve anyone who is clearly drunk either yet I can't recall the last time I've seen somebody get refused service even if they're paralytically drunk.

IM FIRIN MAH LAZER

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I was waiting for this to be posted. There are so many quotable scenes in this movie.

>It's because talking to them is an uphill battle right dad!

Nobody can watch it yesterday you limey scum. Did your teeth fall out and those 9 keys?

Based

CLANG

He's not Judge Judy and executioner!

>He had something that you don't angel
>A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

>nikolas angle

Now, my perfect Sunday....

>forgetting world's end

FUCK OFF

Most overrated comedy of all time

>A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

Not guy but I do like World's End even though it's less accessible than the other two. Mainly cause of the aliens (mainly the big showdown with the alien intelligence at the end of the film), the weirdest and most depressing ending of the three films, and probably because of Pegg and Frost no longer doing the straightman/everyman-lovable bumbling twit act. Instead if Frost being a straightman (and doing a good job of it) and Pegg playing a tragic character. It's fine but no where near as accessible or comfy as Hot Fuzz.

THE GREATER GOOD
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would anyone... like a peanut?

Village pubs will operate on that level in a sense if they do know the local lads and especially with a parent or whatever there. Better to learn to drink a little bit sensibly in a good environment and stupidly binging hard alcohol on the sly.

Sergeant Angle?

the hooded kids ran in and got her

Why is this movie so bloated? It would be 10/10 if it didnt drag but it can barely hit 8.5 despite all its stunning transitions it throws at you

If the action segment at the end was cut down to one 1/3rd or more of its length then the film would be a 9.5
Other than that i don't see how it's bloated or drags

SHARK.

I want 3 more of these Cornetto movies, but Edgar Wright makes American movies now. Ughh