but they already have rose tico, why would they want a fat jedi woman? i mean jedi are supposed to be agile aren't they?
StarWars is dead
Evan Foster
Anthony Baker
move over Mark hammil and your thinness
Tyler Phillips
can it be a brown fat mexican jedi?
Joseph Russell
Adrian Butler
why do they think the jewsish hollywood owners and producers want to fuck fat people?
Aaron Wilson
it took an obese black lady in a wheelchair to save the galaxy
Caleb Williams
>jedi master sheboon black kenobi
Austin Adams
but they already have yarna!
Charles Flores
There is a canon ham planet. Porkins is from there
Camden Myers
i want a fat piece of shit bearded pedophile jedi >:( representation is important.
Samuel Lee
Not that far fetched actually.
Lucas pioneered fat acceptance.
Ethan Carter
>jedi are supposed to be agile aren't they?
Not in the original trilogy. Prequels made it that way by having Yoda jump around like a retard
Colton Cooper
Has Tyler Perry done a Madea Saves the Galaxy? I think black people would love that.
Hudson Bell
NO, I WANT AMY SHUMMER AS A FUNNY POWER FULL JEDI, IN FACT SHE SHOULD BE THE MOST POWERFUL
Carson Thompson
>Porkins
Yeah, sure.
Christopher Fisher
>I NEED A CHILDREN'S FANTASY SERIES TO VALIDATE MY POOR EATING HABITS
James Taylor
Not an edgy pol tard here. I don’t care about “people of colour” being in movies. Doesn’t phase me at all. As a white kid I loved Will Smith movies growing up and never thought “oh he’s black and I’m white so I can’t relate”. What I hate is when politics, and one sided politics mind you, are the forefront for WHY we have people of colour in lead rolls. And you also have to make the rolls believable. Grandma Carrie Fisher and purple hair Laura Dern were just flat out insulting as resistance leaders.
Xavier Cox
Won't happen, Disney has guidelines which say that protagonists cannot promote unhealthy lifestyles.
Parker Cook
so that makes it canon then, jedi are supposed to be agile
Justin Green
this
Landon Richardson
let the aliens get some representation for once. nuwars has shit all over them so far.
Nathaniel Gray
Can I have a really obese guy with burgers as a sword please
Jeremiah Cook
>they
Literally one single random fat person on twitter who gets less than 100 upvotes. Grasping at straws much?
Fuck man who am i kidding, it's /capeshit/, why even expect anything else... you guys sure are pathetic tho
Carson Ramirez
I want to see a Dutch guy with a windmill shaped lightsaber. If not fuck you Disney, fucking racists.
Andrew Rogers
Put her in the slave leia outfit
Benjamin Cook
hol up hol up rey, sheboonda is here and is going to punch that nazi kylo ren in his thin white cracker ass