Why does he look so weird now?

white people age like shit

he should let his hair go gray and age like a proper man

he gets drunk alone every night

have sex

>benicio del toro
only if you've seen his last 2 movies, he's old as shit if you're a long time fan

also he's literally just a white guy with a accent, he has zero non-euro admixture

Strange how, as in you just discovered that people age or what ?

I love him because of this fuck all you faggots he can actually act youtube.com/watch?v=nLpTpr7_Ye8

lose weight

he still daddy af dumasses

guess why

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This

He's 55

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Have sex.

his actual daughter has become a tranny, LOL.

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Hes 55. Hes actually aged way better than most people. When he was like 40 most people probably thought he was like 10-15 younger.

Even now Chad Pitt could still fuck any of your (nonexistent) girlfriends and wives, and he'd still be able to 30 years on down the road too.

/thread

i would argue white people age the best because ruggedness in the face make them look more manly but hit a wall at 70

Imagine defending celebrities online
He will never come to your house and award you anything for defending him
Kill yourself

*white men*

>saying common sense is now defending a celebrity
The absolute state of your retarded brain. Kill yourself, smallbrain

>benicio del toro
If Brad Pitt and Dean Stockwell fucked

>age 43
>looks like he's in his early 30's

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He finally hit the wall.

Robert Redford late-in-life plastic surgery syndrome

his son looks like a girl too

this was my exact take

He's grandpa age now he's lucky he aged as well as he did

castizo is master race

In 10 years he’ll officially be a senior citizen, probably already eligible for AARP

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He looks so good with dark hair.

mainly white
buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/male-celebrities-who-have-aged-like-fine-wine

Benicio is fuckin' white dude

richard gere is a freak

Must be some bong genes hitting hard

Did she start her own umbrella academy?

he castizo

This is why the entirety of the Americas besides the US and Canada needs to be rangebanned

So he’s going through menopause?

Same thing desu

He's turning into Ice Cube

Meant Ice-T ahah

leather muppet

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>make-up
>camera lighting
>stylists fixing and dyeing hair

I don't get it, he still looks very good for his age and has that sexy mature vibe.

That's a man who's finally starting to recover from years of his soul being drained by a succubus.

He's literally turning into robert redford

No he isn't. His paternal and maternal grandparents were from Spain

holy shit. he does resemble godfather here

WHAT?

This was peak Pitt

jared leto

you wish spictard

He's almost 70 user.

which means castizo you dumbfuck.

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scarf asian looks the best

did he get divorced? theres always a tabloid saying they are getting divorced but never knew if it was official or BS

Isn't he 55 years old? I can guarantee that most people on here won't age nearly as well as he did. Also senior discounts start at age 55 which means that Pitt is basically a senior now

Btw he was 41 in Troy

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this is what happens when you go off gear. the roids he was on during fight club and troy are now combining with old age to produce a mega burst of estrogen. he's getting more wrinkly and feminine and slipping away being carried away by the wall.

What the fuck, Denzel Washington looks half his age

>during fight club and troy
>fight club
Damn, I really hope he didn't bother with roid cycles for those shitty results in Fight Club. Even in Snatch he looks slightly better than that weak fight club physique.
For the results in Troy he most likely roided, yep

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>hit a wall at 70

nigga what its more like they hit the graveyard at 70

this dude is almost 60, YES ALMOST 60.

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ITT: fat neckbeards who have no clue what roiding results look like

thats the funny thing with latino's
the men tend to barely age, or just age really well (at least the one's that make a effort to stay healthy)
but latina women, once they go over 30 they turn fat and hairy

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so is the chink next to Angelina or the one at the far right. that she is banging?

my sides

I thought/think the goal in Fight Club was for a CK model kind of physique.

he's still alive?
holy shit i thought he died years ago

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>fight club body
>steroids
lol just lol, even troy where he bulked up a shitload, you can tell that's not roids, dude just has some godly muscle genetics

He was killed and replaced with Brad Pittz.

fake hair
botox
cheek filler
teeth whitener
laser therapy on skin

all hollywoo stars look like wax figures when they get older. pitt hasn't gone overboard like some have, but he's still hitting the uncanny valley. he looks like a disney robot mid 40s brad pitt when your mind knows its not true on an instinctual level.

his soul got crushed, his frequency changed, you can see it in the defeated look in his eyes

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nah hes european hes safe

if i aged like shit at least i can show a picture of my youth and have bitches swoon

afican americans have shorter life spans than whites

He’s morphing into Robert Redford

Mickey was peak Brad, fite me

not everyone can be like jared leto (47)

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i dont think we can use arnold as an example anymore the guy isnt like brad pit old or george clooney old he legit old af hes probbaly old enough to have great grand kids if his son wasnt a fat fuck and the other a horse looking spic

This but I doubt he does it alone
As an alcoholic I can spot alcohol bloat at the first look

im 28 and he looks younger than me
i bet he still bangs those sexy underage girls

Hard squint game

Since 2017, their supply of adrenochrome and fetal tissue has been almost entirely cutoff, with only the highest echelons still receiving blood treatments.

>You will live to see Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise become gray-haired, old boomers like Jack Nicholson and Sean Connery

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screw looking like brad pitt jared leto is the guy all the prime tail swoon over

>godly muscles
How fat are you to think that’s godly?

no kidding. famous, handsome, actor/singer, millionaire with a huge dick. and hes got the best business card.

He literally looks like the non degenerate, better version of Brad Pitt.

All of you weak minded faggots in this thread. Stop eating sugar. Look into Paleo diet. Take 5k iu of D3 per day. Intermittent fasting. Start lifting. Stop watching porn. You’ll look better than this nigger did in Troy after 6 months. Stop being little bitches.

Probably some retarded Botox treatment in the eyes
He is kind of expression less now

Botox lips and lower face lift.

>43

fap once a week
only drink black coffee and water
take multi viatmins fish oil supplementing with D3 makes me tired
work out run
fast everyday for 12 hours

Looks pretty good for a 50+ year old. If you'd been considered one of the biggest pussy magnets on the planet for over 30 years, then any perceived decline in your looks would be bound to garner attention.

>On April 11, 2011, del Toro's publicist announced that del Toro and Kimberly Stewart (daughter of Rod Stewart) were expecting their first child, although they were not in a relationship.
how?

Both are cokeheads

>have sex

Good idea. Sex is a blast at its worst and amazing at its best.

he clearly told his plastic surgeon he wants to look like Robert Redford.
Man has been secretly obsessed with him since Spy Game

use some fucking punctuation holy shit

>Spy Game (2001)
>not A River Runs Through It (1992)

He left his loving and absolute soul mate of a wife for a succubus, there are penalties and consequences for this

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he should've stayed with GOOP

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the guy had it all to have a happy life and one bad marriege, with a completly mk ultra nuts, and he is doomed with a family of weirdos.

doubt he care about the adopted ones, but must be hard seeing your little girl being turned into some creepy dyke and god knows what else.

> do not stick your dick on crazy

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I don't get it, he looks the exact same but older

>Paleo diet

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i want to watch them fuck

desu she’s not looking great nowadays either

Pitt is the definition of a punished chad

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vegan not looking good SHOCKER

He looks like someone around 50

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There were lots of things that contributed to lower life expectancy. That doesn't mean the diet is to blame

He wasn't supposed to be playing someone ripped in Fight Club. Just someone who looked cool

Is this even legal

damn ubermensch genetics

Also seeing the last two dying

What about the thousands of natural diseases?

>Chad Pitt on the left even mogging Angie

I meant RIGHT, fuck sakes everytime I fuck this up

The original Cannes cut of this was like 4 hours. I so badly want that version to surface some day, although it almost certainly will not

He's completing his transformation to Robert Redford. If he lets himself go, he'll become Marlon Brando.

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Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

Dorian Gray scenario. He sold his soul when he made Inglorious Basterds and married AJ.

>everytime I go out drinking with buddies, I get about three-seven middled aged women per bar putting their claws all over me
>they always say "you look like Brad Pitt"
Life is fucking hell.

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That middle child is legit very good looking, assuming the dentistry isn't cucked they could grow up to be a very attractive man-woman.

>muh average age of death, muh ignorant of child mortality rates