We're all agreed this jebby little cunt is the most powerful entity in all human fiction, right?
We're all agreed this jebby little cunt is the most powerful entity in all human fiction, right?
Christian Butler
Owen Campbell
God the things I would do with that watch...
Christian Lopez
we all know what you would do with that watch...
Grayson Perez
yes...stick it up my butt
Jacob Wright
No. He fucks up numerous times and the time police guy tells him as such.
Christian Ramirez
Not really. His watch gets broken and stolen once and the blame gets pinned on him.
Leo Jones
he raped millions...
Jackson Nelson
>Bernard wanted a sandwich but wasn't sure if he had enough money
CHRIST BERNARD TIME IS PAUSED JUST STEAL IT
Liam Roberts
How can it be rape if they don't know it happened? There has to be a victim for there to be rape. Your asshole suddenly aching would be strange, but you would never think "oh shit some cunt just paused time and raped me"
Gabriel Morgan
>gets power to stop time
>use it to finish your homework
FUCK, I HATE THIS SMUG LITTLE CUNT!!!
Gabriel Rogers
>give me the watch Bernard or brexit is doomed, I need more time!
Wyatt Flores
Kek
Jackson Sanchez
Do you have any idea of the eternal, boundless suffering The Postman is capable of inflicting as punishment for abusing his gift? I tell you that you do not, because your mortal mind cannot conceive of such tortures.
Adrian Lopez
kek
Oliver Walker
you wouldnt need time to be froze for your asshole to ache you collosal faggot.
Jacob Barnes
HE PAID FOR THE FUCKING TOY! JUST KNICK IT YOU LAME CUNT!
Matthew Walker
>Oi Bernard lad ya mum betta wear a hijab in dis hood innit
>*stops time and kills them*
James Sanchez
Bernard was punished for his lifetime of sexual offences by being given shit hair
John Peterson
Parker Reed
David Bailey
Ironic. He has a face that can stop a clock.
Luis Cook
There is an entire genre of JAV dedicated to this shit.
Matthew Reyes
Thank you for this. I had forgotten this show. This was my JAM.
one of my favs genres
Elijah Clark
You seem to have given a lot of thought to this, user...
Kayden Jones
*ahem*