Is she, dare I say, our girl?

Headline implies people actually want to watch her

hes a big guy

that explains a lot. not her fault people are actually willing to put up with her shit and pay her money

This, fuck this culture-vulture

you're just making yourself look stupid

>WHOS THE FUCKER IN THE BACK ROW THAT SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRENT BY LAUGHING

>go to comedy show
>lights dim
>suddenly a loud, bright explosion in the rafters
>slight shockwave rattles the seats
>After the tinnitus fades, pull out my cell phone to tweet about it
>it won't turn on
>mfw they set off a small nuclear bomb to accommodate the comedian's autism

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Smartphones are ADD cancer people can't concentrate on anything without looking at their social media for an endorphin hit every 2 seconds

Imagine being fat and having blue hair

She has autism now? Fuck off cunt.

She's using every card in the deck. I can't wait until she comes out as a repressed black woman.

>MA SHITTAH MA PUSSEH

Isn't that against the law?

>err you cant record my shows because of autism! yeah thats it, not because its incredibly embarrassing having this shit leak out

No, unfortunately autism isnt illegal.

Yet.

>Everybody has autism nowadays
Oh fuck off already

No? Why would it be against the law

An autistic person would not be able to do a live comedy show. Not even a high functioning one.

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shut up tranny join the 41%

How do you even start a conversation with this kind of person?

>$120 to not hear jokes
Oof

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People might film her shows to still her jokes.

Is that James Gunn?

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Is autism the new Thing among female comedians? First Schumer, now this

It's the Cystic-Fibrosis of mental disorders.

You can't prove someone DOESN'T have it and you get pity-points for claiming you have it, so every attention-whore in existence claims they have it.

MODS

Yeah, it's the virtue signal. They're all lying.

I've never seen her perform but she's right about retards and their phones. Shit's out of control and makes grown adults look like junkies.

>phone locking tech
What

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Is autism wh6 she's an ugly dyke?

>Ugly
>Looks like a man
>Body like a fucking fridge
>Skin-peelingly annoying
>Not funny
>Autistic
>Can't handle a fucking cellphone going off without having a meltdown

This is what peak perfection in a woman looks like, guys.
This is the woman of the future that Hollywood wants you to admire.

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I thought fucking with phone signals was a serious crime.

You still can record her even if she jams the signal, must be some military grade new tech that actually blocks your phone completely

I fucking hate it

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The sjws in their infinite wisdom have been steadily yet unknowingly reverting to some real oldschool views on everything. They are borderline puritans as it is excommunicating and burning on the stake anyone that diverts even slightly from their arbitrary holy books. Said books are still being written and revised with heretic splinters popping up all over the place. The hardcore militant ones will prevail and a few years down the line they will slowly get mellower until they fade into obscurity. Depending on your views you will sooner or later find yourself agreeing with some of their beliefs and opinions. Western society is shifting towards their ideals. Eventually, their ideals will absorb too much of society and become umbrella opinions. What goes up, comes down. And the cycle will repeat itself. Horseshoe theory is real.

>oof
Reddit.

Post girls who clearly aren't in their prime.

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This is asking for a terrorist attack. Good goyim jamming your own phones. I hope some sand negro goes off on her murdering her or at least killing or bombing her fucking crowd

I saw Norm last Friday and he was hilarious. Why do people go to comedy shows with women pretending to be men, but not tell jokes?

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I think you mean fibromyalgia.

Cystic fibrosis is a real thing

Was he healthy? Intelligible?

Is this a bloody joke?

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Did you have to turn your phones off or something like that? Were people being retarded and filming his show?

>get out locked phone
>pretend to use it the entire show
>laugh while she implodes on stage

Holy shit are you this mentally disabled you think they mean cell phone jamming, all performers who don't allow recording put your phones in little lockers before the show so you can't use them during the show

I've often thought I had autism. I would look at the symptoms and think yeah some of these apply to me. Turns out I'm just an asshole.

Lmao middle aged overweight autist is in her prime

I wouldn't call that phone locking technology lmao

LOL THIS HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO IS SO EPIC
Come visit /r/mgtow and /r/pussypassdenied we own so many SJWs by posting in our own communities

Wait, seriously? Does Cystic-Fibrosis have actual provable symptoms while Fibromyalgia doesn't?

If you've left your house in the past 5 years you would know what it is
Just saw Chappelle and he did the same thing so some asshole doesn't leak the whole special on youtube a year early

Reminder that if overweight 40 year old autists are in their prime
I'm going to enjoy middle age

Holy shit. The level of fucking assmad in this post right here.

>being a newfag and trying to fit in (badly) for no reason
reddit you need to lurk

i cant find that video of her anywhere? what gives?

>phone locking technology

She does realise that somebody can still take a video while not connected to the internet right? and then upload it afterwards right?

Unless she's talking about some Orwellian device that magically completely locks your phone off so you can't even answer it if your mother's had a heart attack and is pleading for help?

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>little lockers they make you put your phone in
>PHONE-LOCKING TECHNOLOGY

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>implying discussing how you were RAPED is comedy

She just stands up there and verbally vomits

You are getting too defensive Hannah

>crowd of 5000 people are all lined up at gupoint and forced to put their phones in the 5000x lockers available at every venue that the fat dyke tours at.

Yes, that seems viable

>dude, it's okay to behave and talk like a redditor as long as it's le ironic lmao

How is that "phone locking technology"? That's just a person leaving an object of theirs in another room. That's not specific to phones, nor is it technological.

guys this is what a woman in her prime looks like

>Wait, seriously? Does Cystic-Fibrosis have actual provable symptoms while Fibromyalgia doesn't?

>Cystic fibrosis is a hereditary disease that affects the lungs and digestive system. The body produces thick and sticky mucus that can clog the lungs and obstruct the pancreas. Cystic fibrosis (CF) can be life-threatening, and people with the condition tend to have a shorter-than-normal life span.

I don't understand why so many people feel the need to write out an entire post when they could just highlight a phrase and right-click it.

Yeah man, you can actually see the affected tissue in cystic fibrosis. Fibromyalgia is merely imagined sensations

>technology means "runs on electricity"
Yikes.

just how many disabilities is this fridge going to have by the end of its career?

>yikes
Reddit.

ARE YOU RECORDING ME?!

I've seen them in big stage comedy shows. They give you a bag that locks your phone and you attend the show with a bagged up phone which gets unlocked as you leave.

you're obviously trolling. badly

>I have autism
No, you don't, you have a mental illness that isn't autism.

Playing the victim card, again, when you're out of the limelight.

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>autism
I just realized that the expression on her stupid mug really reminds me of Chris-Chan

This explains a lot.

Is this like the falcon and manlet pit jokes and penis inspection?

Ahem

Do Americans really do this?

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>go to her show, without knowledge of what it actually is
>can't even escape it through the phone

That's harsh

When you take a shit and it goes in your toilet is that technology?

Absolutely devilish.
Cringe

>When you take a shit and it goes in your toilet is that technology?
Yeah, the machinery of the plumbing system is considered technology.

Yup. More commonly they put it inside this case that automatically unlocks when you leave a perimeter.
They often have an enclosed area that allows for that as well if you need to make an emergency call or check up on the kids or whatever.
I've only really seen this at comedy shows and heard about it from big name music acts that get butthurt about stuff being recorded, but I don't go to those shows. This kind of stuff is reserved for huge arenas, not small venues.

fucking wait a minute, is she pretending to be autistic over people recording her or people's phones going off during her stupid terrible act? she can't even keep her fucking story straight like her rape accusations

He's a big guy

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol

Forgot to add that they also cage our dicks so no misogynistic hard-on can be had. It will only unlock if you tip above 30% to the designated black bull who is fucking your mandatory female companion

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nigga wut

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Norm was right. She truly is revolutionary.

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> (OP)
>>phone locking technology
>She does realise that somebody can still take a video while not connected to the internet right? and then upload it afterwards right?
>Unless she's talking about some Orwellian device that magically completely locks your phone off so you can't even answer it if your mother's had a heart attack and is pleading for help?
If shes talking about what Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle used, basically they contract out a company that you have to check your phones in with at the lobby in the venue before the show

does she?

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Me on the left

lol, same here m8.

Just stand up and leave.
Probably half the auditorium will follow after you.

I AM IN MY PRIME

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norm is so good.

>Her
Jesus that’s a girl?

>using devices to jam communications is forbidden by the FCC but we're going to use it because you got a text from your kids or checked the time on your phone
maybe in australia but that shit won't fly here.

I doubt they jam the phones.
Maybe she's talking about some kind of infrared light that makes digital filming impossible.
But I have no idea.

Steve is at it again

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Pics of your turtle?

Why do you fuckheads keep informing us about this person? Do you care? I never hear about her outside of this place. Just fucking stop.

That said, you don't go to a show with a phone ready to ring. I'm fine with locking phones. I'd be fine with having them explode if they ring, and severely injure the owner. I'm fine with that too.

Yeah man, posting things you don't have the balls to actually do is so cool

There's like 50 fucking posts in this thread explaining that its little lockers in the lobby that you check your phone into and then they make an announcement that if they see you with it out the security will escort you out, kevin hart, joe rogan, and chappelle all use it so people don't leak their material before the special is released
read the fucking thread

>posts a stock image with a watermark
>Thinking it's really someones phone
yikes and offpilled

That doesn't sound like a "technology", tho...

Is there irony in the fact that lesbians, female-to-male trannies and non binaries scream about toxic masculinity and yet choose to appear as masculine as possible?

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I mean they're electric and you put a passcode in so no one can steal your phone it's not like metal high school lockers

>phone locking tech
except that shit is illegal

But..."she" can't have it, since autism isn't real.

>being this new
>le
lmao

So... no pics of your turtle?

Get outta here, fatso

Jack White does the same thing for his concerts. Had a good laugh at my gf being bored as fuck when I dragged her to one of his shows.

>you don't have the balls to use a cell phone
how does someone even get this pathetically deranged

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Who?

Is OP, dare I say, a faggot?

> Go to show with phone blocker.
> Fake heart attack or other medical emergency.
> Sue the shit out of venue.

>blonde
>brown eyes
Explain.

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Read the fucking thread you guys sound like fucking retards

lol, was gonna post this

Wow, yeah explain this very common thing. Wow, you're onto some shit for sure.

The first time a family emergency that results in a death doesnt get through to an audience member at one of her gigs bc of phone-locking tech, she is tremendously fucked, as is any theater or promoter going along with it.

Is the "phone blocking technology" near the "coat blocking technology" ?

Whats the difference, dickead?

baguette here, could you please re-explain or develop ?

hannah gadsby is a straight up millionaire now BTW

if her tickets are 120$ and she currently sold out a bunch of her shows for Douglas and nannette was a netflix special

what the fuck

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stop making shit up you fucking retard. electronic locks is not "phone-locking technology" it's "locker-locking technology". She's trying to make a threat she can't deliver on. Because all comedians circlejerk over people not paying attention to their shows.

Literally it’s a huge thing in comedy clubs and concert venues for like almost 5 years now, bands and performers/comedians who don’t want their sets recorded ask that people check their phones at either lockers or bags in the lobby, you can’t opt out but if you pull your phone out and start recording they kick you out, so in an emergency scenario you just take your phone and walk into the lobby to take a call, it’s nothing new a ton of performers already use it I.e Chappelle, jack white, Kevin Hart
I interned at radio city music hall, it’s a very common thing now

Everyone here is too autistic to read past the headline, literally they explain that hundreds of venues in America and Europe already employ them they are lockers

Why perform in front of a crowd, then? why not just stand in an empty stage while a laugh track gets blasted after every joke.
First they go for the phones, next every white male must be castrated before entrance

Performers don’t want people on their phone the whole time every concert now has the front Man yelling at the audience to put away their phone or they have security kick them out

Sounds like boomerthink. These people need to adapt with the times, or these venues are gonna become more and more empty over time

Why so mad?

>Joke
You sure this is the right thread?

Because I fucking hate this trend on tv of green texting a made up situation about how an user in their mind would potentionaly own an sjw so they end up in a YouTube compilation and hopefully Shapiro will suck their dick
It’s as embarrassing as “and everyone clapped and Einstein was there” type posts

imagine owning a cellphone and letting up one or more 3rd parties knowing your every conversation and location

Have dilation.

>our girl
She's nobody's girl. The fat cunt is a behemoth.

I'm calling it right now, next step will be:
>I have autism and the presence of white males during a show is a very distressing distraction for me when I'm performing.

You're one miserable twat cunt. Go to another website you fucking sociopathic cuntball.

The body has an electric current Ms. xer xim muh electrical stuff hurrdurr.

Neck yourself

Thera are more blond people with brown eyes than with blue eyes

You shouldnt linger here if youre mad. Its bad for your stitches. Im sure theres another board here that will be up to your speed.

Is there any app or way on android or iphone to record without having the screen on ?

>manlet pit jokes

Its not a fucking joke. One of my best friends almost had his ankles gashed the other day. Some say throwing the manlets to the pit antagonises them.

I say God and tinder already put them over the edge

Calling someone a tranny as your one and only insult makes no sense, I’m not a tranny so it doesn’t bother me it’s like it I called you a nigger if you aren’t black it comes off as funny not mean
Have pol come up with a new insult
Also
Have sex

>mandatory female companion

I took your mom with me. I saw her get ravished

That’s not what it means
Read the thread you fucking Mong

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I thought you discord trannies had left for the day?

That bloke has a girl's name

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A lot of musicians and comedians do this. It's not a huge deal. They give you a bag and lock your phone in it, you keep your phone and when you leave or if you need your phone you leave the show and they unlock it for you.

>/ourgirl/
I'm still not convinced that's a girl.

this image man
where did the time go

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but men want to register the image of a woman AT HER PRIME.

IM AT MY PRIME.

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>leave the phone
>take a camera

What if you bring in an old flip phone that isn't affected by the phone-locking technology? I imagine this tech is designed for newer smartphones and maybe the frequencies or waves won't affect older phones

Read the fucking thread it’s not hard to see the 75 other posts that explain what it is

>Not taking free endorphin hits
>Thinking being miserable makes you a better person
lmaoing at ur lyf

I guess she lacks the koalafications to pass as a female

So I can just bring my old phone and give them that? What if someone didn't own a phone?

Have sex you legbeard

You stink, Fatso!

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It’s not some trick You don’t even need to give them anything they just let you know that If you are seen with your phone out you’ll be kicked out no refund so that’s why they lock them up if it’s an emergency you go out to the lobby and take the call

That's not true. I knew a sperg who fronted a metal band. He would ramble on about his hobbies between songs. Was pretty funny.

just post the turtle dude, no need to be coy

>I have autism.

A surprise to absolutely no one.

Uncanny resemblance

based

>Hannah Gadsby show
>hearing jokes
???

I never called you a tranny, I called you a twat.
Yes it's about time to had sex you horrible dyke.

WHERE

>van of peace plows through the auditorium
>no one can phone the police
nice job, Hannah
im posting this to trigger that one assmad guy who keeps replying "read the thread" to people

*ahem*

FUCK MEN AND FUCK JANNIES

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Read the thread

Read the thread

>cuntball
Go back to reddddit mongoloid

>normies pay $120 to hear bad jokes.

>the best jokes that exist are right here and free

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Grow up, grandpa. You're old enough to know better. You must be loads of fun at parties. Who hurt you? The only reason people haven't always done it is because they're fairly new technology. You're going to have to learn to deal with it unless you want your sperging caught on video.

Or I could keep my phone in my pocket. Who would accept putting their phone in a bag?

>take a shit
do americans really do this? in my country we leave ours

he's got autism. how can a comedian not understand hyperbole?

Better that any jokes she is serving up, I guess.

scuse me mr. clownie but are you calling me a joke? pls answer

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i didnt bring my phone.
are they going fucking pocket search me?

He didn’t mean no disrespect

Everything is a joke. Here's one for the road kid.

What do you call the useless skin around a woman's vagina?
The Woman! *honk* *honk*

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this is the % of cops that beat their wives right?

FUCK YOU PAGLICCI

I can understand the problem for comedians with phones. Your whole set can get spoiled and if you're working out some material a bunch of leakers can start shit with you like Louis CK. You'll probably never stop it though if people are interested what you gonna do pat people down. The real shock is the implication someone would want to record her set. If anything i'd be looking for a way to delete it, from my brain.

Actually i heard you're less likely to store information in long term memory if you record it with a phone, so maybe that's why people want to film her show

Imagine how angry she would get simply by looking at pic related.

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You gotta keep your women in check.

people seem to think I'm funny and I have autism. Maybe you're just projecting, yup you are.

come on user think before you post.
the 'set' has no jokes in it, thats what the furore was all about.
the reason she wants to ban phones is when an cis white male accidentally wanders in by mistake and expresses confusion the rest of the audience can attack him with impunity.

>
i remember

>Go to show
>Sir/Madam/Tranny-Janny please put your phone in the bag so we can lock it
>Ok sure
>Sit down to watch the show
>Phone starts to ring
>Lol i cant stop it its in a locked bag oh no
>RING RING
>RING RING
>Everyone glares at me
>Hannah pisses on the front row out in rage
>I guess their little bag showed me

It's a courtesy thing. It's not a contest to try and sneak a phone in, dumbasses.

>Saying "Lol" outloud
>spelling it with a capital letter like it's a word
i hate you all

And I'll be courteous by keeping my phone in my pocket and secretly recording her shit so others can mock it online and not buy tickets to her incredibly terrible "stand-up".

>autist doesn't realise people are laughing AT and not WITH him
To be expected, really.

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I'm sure a few are, but I know some are laughing with me. me - 2 user (you) - 0

Can someone, in great detail, please describe to me what the aroma of these girls would be?

Not the user you first replied to, so I'll be taking that point.

Me 1
You .5 (half off for being an autist lmao)
Other user 0

It's literally why jammers are illegal.

having autism isn't bad, I should get another .5 actually.

so 1.5 for me, you lose

sweet, stuffy, slightly acidic musky scent that seems offputting at first, but the more you inhale, more arousing it gets

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Nice try but I had my autism-blocker on, now you get -1.5 million points. Looks like I win and YOU lose. If you reply to this thread again, you agree and surrender. If you don't reply, you admit defeat :^)

Nothing personnel, kid

how long til 'i have autism' becomes the go to normie cop out?

Do people still bring laser pointers to events like that? Is this still a thing?

You dont get to keep the bag the phone is in. They give you a check tag like coat check and you pick it up as you leave. Have you never been to a screening before, you fucking pleb asshole?

As opposed to a man's vagina?

>if youre gonna steal an old joke, at leat get it right, queer.