Pitch me a movie with these two

Pitch me a movie with these two

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Die in a fire, faggot.

disgusting feet

Something with the feel like Zoolander meets buddy cop comedy

Buddy cop movie but they come across something Lovecraftian halfway through

Great title. Feels like a retro-Giallo

Batman Beyond

Prince biopic

Nick Cage is a gorilla conservationalist. He watches over a group of gorillas in the Congo when one day he witnessed a group of poachers that come in and shoot his favourite gorillas. Nick Cage decides to become a one man army and tracks down the poachers in the African bush to avenge the fallen gorillas. Nick Cage succeeds in the end and is saved by the gorillas as the poachers almost overwhelm him in the final shootout. The movie ends with him living as their eternal protector in the jungle. Ezra plays one of the child soldiers who gets ripped apart by a gorilla in one for the shootouts (possibly st the start since he won’t be an important character).

people are saying buddy cop movie, but I think that a buddy criminal movie would do these two better
maybe two competing criminals who know each other very well trying to outdo the other while on the run from a small town police chief

And Ezra dies at the beginning

Nick Cage is a big time gay porn director who is trying to bring bugchasing to mainstream audiences
Ezra is his breakout star performer who is a longtime poz pig, ready to give the gift to other guys
They team up to infect as many fags as possible and make bugchasing a staple genre in gay porn

National Treasure 4

I can tell your straight because you dont realise bugchasing is already a staple porn genre.

>not wanting him to die at the end
Much more satisfying

Call Me By Your Name 2

Yes of course I’m straight you pathetic faggot

movie about two homosexuals enjoying aids

Ezra really needs to train his neck

You kill him at the start, then use his body as some sort of humorous prop at the end of the movie and making it do something hilarious like getting blown up or slammed against a wall at Mach 1

Not a good picture of him in my opinion, he looked better here

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Looper 2

Those jaw implants look ridiculous. What a retard.

Cage fucks off and I enjoy the sweet boipussy.

Flash vs reverse flash

kek

Cage=captain cold
Ezra = flash
Matt Berry =gorilla Grodd

Nick Cage starts a nudist colony and Ezra and me join

face off reboot where ezra is castor troy

Nic Cage plays a moleman who lives in the Subway tunnels of New York. He rarely goes out to see the sunlight and drinks dirty puddle water and eats rats and cockroaches. One day he witnesses a crime of a robber pushing someone off the platform after a scuffle and that person gets brutally run over by a subway. Being the only witness to the robbery and murder, Nic Cage must brave the sunny and bright streets of NY and must come out of his hole and hunt down this criminal with all of the tools and skills at his disposal. Ezra will play the guy that gets run over by a subway at the start.

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A movie where Ezra is naked the entire time

Cage: A nudist colony mayor
Ezra: Joins the colony
Me: One of the towelboys

>Nicolas Cage drives over a faggot in classic 76' Caddilac
>no charges are leveled against him
>Mayor gives him the key to the city

Matrix Reboot, Nic Cage as Neo and Faggy McFlash as Trinity.

same premise as die hard 4 with boomer vs zoomer except on a road trip coming of age story. it would be like.. soooo quirky

Imagine how good at sex Ezra must be, he has very little talent and has coasted by on only his looks. He must be a champion cocksucker to still be getting roles at this point.