A BALROG OF MORGOTH

>They're taking a mortgage for Eisengaart
What did he meme by this?

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Tell me where is Bandalf

Tell me where's Gandorf, for I much desire to sleep with him

hivemind

A wisp of cloud

LOTR UHD Blu Ray fucking when?

>"But the dwarves traded too greedily and quickly. You know what they awoke in the markets of Khazad-dum."

AN AUDITOR OF MORGOTH!!

DURIN'S BANE?

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WATCH YOUR CHILDREN FUCK

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>'Truly The Lord of the Rings' gasped Frodo

Tolkien was such a hack

Gangband?

boromir was a filthy mutt

OH NO NONO NO AGHHHH SAVE ME MORGOTH

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Aside from "Grond", I think it's the only mention of the character, even in the extended editions.

Holy kek

Sauron had a qt vamp waifu.

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TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD

guys I know this is blasphemy but I really hope the amazon show is good

he's mentioned in one of the Hobbit movies though :^)
youtu.be/NLhypaRifcE?t=224

whomst remembers that one sparta remix of gandalf saying you shall not pass

TO ISENGARD GARD GARD GARD

Well, I suppose for the Men of the West and the Dwarves he is basically a legend at this point. Only the Elves would directly remember him, but I suppose they hate to utter his name now. (Since he basically abducted them and turned them in to Orcs)

>'Is there anything more cuckolded than the having of a daughter, my dear companions?', said Meriadoc calmy, unsheating his pipe and charging into the fray.

Tolkien had some strange ideas. Was it just a different time?

And did more than that.

>Local Valar ruins everything

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youtube.com/watch?v=32kN5r-YZFY

friendly reminder "Valar" is the plural form

>Greenpeace HATE him

>tfw I give Melkor a new name
>now even Teleri fucking shits who swore never to speak Quenya are now speaking Quenya everytime they mention Morgoth

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Is there a bigger fuck up than this guy?

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Feanor did nothing wrong

Fëanor did EVERYTHING wrong

The Noldor are like the blacks of Middle Earth. Stealing vehicles, robbing cities for jewellery, killing their own people, chimping out at the slightest transgression, easily manipulated. Feanor basically ruined the World for all the good Elves and Men.

kek

BALROG BALROG BALROG BALROG
BALROG BALROG
BALROG BALROG
BALROG BALROG
BALROG BALROG
BAAAAALROG
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

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Feanor was a fuckhead but you cannot deny how BASED it was to slam his front fucking door on morgoth's dumb face like the uberchad he was

I spy with my little eye, something that glitters in the dark

as do i my dear user. as do i

A JANITOR OF TEEVEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME DALINAR

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>"You crashed..."

>"Not all planes that crash become wreckage."

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why did we stop making these

>shallan literally sketches a chasmfiend so everyone knows exactly what they look like, including their exact size

Why are fan artists so incompetent bros?

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make the extras gondor soldiers or something and you're golden baby

it holds no familiarity to zoomers, it's not ingrained in their humour. i suppose techno remixes 10+/- years ago is like vine or tiktok or something to them

am I a boomer because I don't get why/how tiktok replaced the other dance in front of a camera apps

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Save him from what? His cut saddle?

fucking Ungoliant, older than time itself

there isn't necessarily any rhyme or reason for it. It was huge in Asia, some of their memes hit Western social media and TikTok exploded. I guess the fact that their annoying ass flashing logo was on every clip mattered a lot for recognition

BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW

iirc its because vine was shut down and there was a hole in the market for a similar app, also tiktok had a billion users already before even hitting the west because of china and india.

>shardplate is drawn in autistic detail in the book
>chasmfiends are drawn in austistic detail in the book
>this exact scene is laid out in painstaking, autistic detail in the book
>artist gets none of it right
for what purpose?

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A balrog is come aie!

>'finna dap on this nigga' said legolas cooly, jumping into the air matrix style and shooting the balrog like 5 times or something in the face
>'finna slaw' said Gimli

>“There agelong she had dwelt, an evil thing in spider-form, even such as once of old had lived in the Land of the Elves in the West that is now under the Sea, such as Beren fought in the Mountains of Terror in Doriath, and so came to Luthien upon the green sward amid the hemlocks in the moonlight long ago. How Shelob came there, flying from ruin, no tale tells, for out of the Dark Years few tales have come. But still she was there, who was there before Sauron, and before the first stone of Barad-dur; and she served none but herself, drinking the blood of Elves and Men, bloated and grown fat with endless brooding on her feasts, weaving webs of shadow; for all living things were her food, and her vomit darkness."
Post a cooler excerpt, I dare you

You retarded tourist, nobody wants it to be shit, it's just highly likely to be shit. If you can't tell the difference between those two things then you need to go back.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass...

THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT

THE MORE SHE SHAT THE MORE SHE DRANK

>weaving webs of shadow; for all living things were her food, and her vomit darkness."
Wew

>Morgoth
>Mordor
>Sauron
>Sauronman
I can see why people call Tolkien a master of languages and an expert wordsmith.

I've heard oaths mumbled in front of the trees of Valinor and watched the kinslaying in the shores of Alqualonde.

I would say this:
>'Galadriel!' he called, and gathering his courage he lifted up the Phial once more. The eyes halted. For a moment heir regard relaxed, as if some hint of doubt troubled them. Then Frodo's heart flamed within him, and without thinking what he did, whether it was folly or despair or courage, he took the Phial in his left hand, and with his right hand drew his sword. Sting flashed out, and the sharp elven-blade sparkled in the silver light, but at its edges a blue fire flickered. Then holding the star aloft and the bright sword advanced, Frodo, hobbit of the Shire, walked steadily down to meet the eyes.

I know I was 11 when I saw this movie, but nothing will come close to seeing the Balrog emerge. No movie has come close to capturing that awe.

>dies to a midget with a dagger
lmao

GA GA GA GA GARD

>dies
>implying

Lord of Lightning>Balrog

>"The son of man, can't kill me."
>"That's my wife's son"
>*stabs him*

Cast her

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Any pretty girl from Europe. Preferably a stage actress with a lot of bon vivant.

>is so angry when he dies he bursts into flame
100% based

a younger isabelle adjani

I know you're meming, but indeed Morgoth, Mordor, Minas Morgul and whatever else are all related words, not just random words he made up for the purpose of sounding good. "Mor-" something means dark.
Same how Fëanáro Curufinwë ("skillful son of Finwë") sounds similar to Saruman's Elvish name Curumo or Curunír ("Man of Skill"). "Curu" then obviously means skill.
The names and words in his stories sound more realistic and related to each other than most fantasy names because they have an imaginary linguistic history.

this is seen in every non-ape language. ie english has -chester, winchester, dorchester, colchester, etc., so it's completely retarded when people complain about the similar sounding names.

tolkienleithian.blogspot.com/2013/03/canto-xiii.html

Idris Elba

Idris Elba

>and o'er the the gleaming king it bowed,
>the the
H a c k

Stoya

Here's your Beren

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kek, well spotted.
That duel is clearly the best thing Tolkien has written though

stoya is reserved for shelob

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>no Eva Green

>those few seconds where your focus is on the flames and then the Balrog emerges from the darkness above, even bigger than you thought it would be

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>All song ceased.

Noldor autism strikes again

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>this is usually followed by kinslaying

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But he actually commanded him to destroy it

Anyone got the Fëanor one with "behave yourself or I'll give you a taste of my kinslaying"

> I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
> So do Alwo Livtocesu, Chtymesbutté Datiznoth, Fordemdode'ayd Alwë, Av'dòisse de Coyde, Watto du Wittë, Dimedatiz Givhen "Tousse" Deraroth Erffources, Atvorkin Tiswold, Frodo Besiddins (relative of Frodo?), Devil of Evil, Bilbo Wasmint, Duphaunde Ringin, Witch Caseyo, Wheralzomeent Dohavit and Datizan Encuradgingougt.
Gandalf hardcore referencing the Silmarillion

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Based

TELL ME WHERE IS GANDALF
FOR I MUCH DESIRE TO SLEEP WITH HIM

Google is your friend

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They actually never went up to Mount Doom, I'm pretty sure Isildur basically just found it, didn't really know what it was and kept it

no

How is it possible that the CGI in a 20 yr old kino is better than many of the films put out nowadays?

I tried and failed, thanks user.

CGI is an art form like any other, you can't just throw money at it. A lot of anime/cartoons looks better in the 80s than most of the stuff released today.

>'Come at me, bro' roared the balrog 'f8 me'

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I googled the exact phrase you posted and it found it right away

>'I SHALL PASS' exclaimed angrily

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Jennifer Connelly circa 1993.

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I did that and "by illuvatar behave yourself" and "Fëanor behave yourself", x google-fu is weak

Larger version

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Damn the Japs really loved her

>...the Balrog said calmly

>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Morgoth is sindarin, in quenya it was something like morogothi. You know with the quenya being outlawed punishable by death and every elf in ME speaking sindarin it makes sense most People read the story in sindarin

Feanor gave Melkor the name Morgoth Bauglir after he killed his father and stole his preciouses, Thingol only outlawed Quenya much later after he learned of the Kinslaying. Nobody in Valinor spoke Sindarin at the time because nobody had ever heard it, it developed in Beleriand after many years of isolation. Most Noldor did end up speaking Sindarin because Teleri fucking shits are retarded and it's easier to learn their primitive monkeyspeak than to attempt to teach them a civilized language. Also, I think Feanor literally invented writing, or at least the most commonly used form.

They actually tried back then.

he was the only producer of candles, and he was holding 49% of the global torch conglomerates stocks.

It was a smart move to destroy the worlds light.

t. Tolkien-quibbler

A BRAPHOG OF MOMMYGOTH

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GIVE IT TO ME

Lots of darkness and smoke as well. Using rain works as well. Capeshit directors either don't know or don't care about the best way to USE cgi.

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Kek thanks for the history lesson. Of course he didnt speak sindarin when he cursed Morgoth but Morgoth is the sindarin name. Fëanor invented the runes = letter system.

Dye Lucy Boynton's hair black and away we go.

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>christopher lee is dead
hurts bros

>this exact scene is laid out in painstaking, autistic detail in the book

This could basically be said of anything tolkien.

God I wish there were a modern writer as autistic and into philology.

he was gay

Thought that was Kate Beckinsale in the thumbnail

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too young and ignorant to know when to fear something

this is problematic

underated post

Is it possible for Frodo to look comfortable in any picture

Heh

I thought "wrapped in fire" referred to Gothmogs fire, not his

Will it be good?

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that actor has never wowed me

>he was gay

rowling, pls

OIM A FOOKIN LEGEND

Is anyone in Tolkien gay
I mean elves live for thousands of years, you can't tell me they don't get bored of pussy

But Gimli is barely older than Aragorn. Legolas is a little bitch too, elves of the olden era would throw themselves solo at Balrogs. There was even an elf dude at the COUNCIL OF ELROND who had 1v1'd a Balrog like 2000 years ago, both died and he came back to life because he got the quick bus from the hall of mandos or someshit.

>Now news came to Hithlum that Dorthonion was lost and the sons of Finarfin overthrown, and that the sons of Feanor were driven from their lands. Then Fingolfin beheld (as it seemed to him) the utter ruin of the Noldor, and the defeat beyond redress of all their houses; and filled with wrath and despair he mounted upon Rochallor his great horse and rode forth alone, and none might restrain him. He passed over Dor-nu-Fauglith like a wind amid the dust, and all that beheld his onset fled in amaze, thinking that Orome himself was come: for a great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar. Thus he came alone to Angbad's gates, and he sounded his horn, and smote once more upon the brazen doors, and challenged Morgoth to come forth to single combat. And Morgoth came.

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He was actually carried away from the battle before dying, and he still combusted.

Is this why there's so many kino elf traps?

Same, user

only if it's 9 hours of him sitting in front of a desk reading Kalevala and writing about Elvish grammar with artillery and machine gun fire in the background.

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>and then he died but at least he stabbed the guy in the foot

Only the T-Rex in Jurassic Park gave me a similar feeling, in the cinema anyway.

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Who's the angriest Tolkien character, Yea Forums

I think he'll mostly be trying to get into Lily Collins knickers, and I'd be okay with that.

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>be Feanor
>make the most beautiful gems ever in all of existence
>so beautiful Satan himself comes to steal them
>get mad, swear the most terrible oath that will ever be sworn in the history of the world
>former allies and friends are like "cool down bro, you're not thinking straight"
>kill them and steal their boats
>cross the ocean, get to the other side and burn the boats because this train has no brakes
>takes my entire people on a rampage all the way to the gates of Angband
>personally fight my way so deep into the enemy ranks I end up soloing nine Balrogs at once
>finally get struck down by Gothmog, lord of Balrogs
>my (many) children carry my dying body from the battlefield
>make them swear they nor their children nor their children's children will rest until we get those fucking gems
>set fire and blow away as ashes on the breeze as I die because of how FUCKING ANGRY I AM

MADMAN
A
D
M
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unironically the best acting in the trilogy in that scene and they fucking cut it

youtube.com/watch?v=IcYPWM5ukU8

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Wrong link
youtu.be/FVrZPuJzCCA?t=2011

Restored version:
dailymotion.com/video/x50ascl

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>Sean Astin doesn't hang out with the other actors
OH NO NO NO NO

ytho?

He was the only actor of the fellowship to not stay in contact with the others. Apparently he was very full of himself and a jerk during filming.

PAN
NICE AND HOT

source?

oh god this picture looks so 2003...

When the dwarf is the tallest of fellowship

My fucking sides kek

heh

And the only one who bothered to wear a suit. Fucking hobbits man, lazy motherfuckers.

a balerawg of moorgowthf?

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who would win?

BALROG
VS:

Cthulhu?

Please give clear reasons.

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if frodo had a brother
his name would be brodo

hot

What's the best story in the legendarium?

Why did the Balrog not use it's wings when the bridge collapsed?

God the sound design for this was so good
I can't remember the exact details from the behind the scenes but the sound of wood being dragged and splintering always sticks out, plus the bass as fuck elephant growls

for me it's the Ainulindalë.

he probably cant fly.

one of the goatest edits ever

Cthulhu is basically a god or herald of gods, Balrogs are more powerful demons in the Tolkien mythology. If the stars align right, Cthulhu can end the world.

a pure english rose.

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wow good answer

is she doing that on purpose

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Is this Finnposting? I feel like it's Finnposting

Yes, so we can all feel it coming in the air tonight.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS THEY CRIED

I SHALL PASS I CRIED BACK

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based. I made my own translation too :DD

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it's 2 AM, Finns should get to sleep

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I wonder if finns realize their memes are better to non-finns, it's actually kinda tragic for them

But why

here's a really dense one
these are all so stupid
I don't think there's a real reason, food memes were a big thing in Ylilauta once. Maybe they still are

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kek saved

If you see any video of him speaking or being interviewed, it's clear he's very square. I wouldn't quite call him socially awkward, but he isn't as funny and cool as the rest of the cast.

He wrote a book about it, and in it he complained that Ian McKellan took his makeup artist or something.

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They dragged some concrete blocks across the pavement for that grating roar sounds, it's great

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THOGROM FO BORLAGA

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>Suddenly the king cried to Snowmane and the horse sprang away. Behind him his banner blew in the wind, white horse upon a field of green, but he outpaced it. After him thundered the knights of his house, but he was ever before them. Éomer rode there, the white horsetail on his helm floating in his speed, and the front of the first éored roared like a breaker foaming to the shore, but Théoden could not be overtaken. Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a God of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. His gold shield was uncovered, and lo! it shone like an image of the Sun, and the grass flamed into green about the white feet of his steed. For morning came, morning and a wind from the sea; and darkness was removed, and the hosts of Mordor wailed, and terror took them, and they fled, and died, and the hoofs of wrath rode over them. And then all the host of Rohan burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City.

reminder Boromir blew his fucking horn in the Balrog's face and it actually paused

Light was a privilege and we must adjust to other cultures Utomno isn't a shithole and is full of beautiful beaches and people.

The Battle of the Pelennor Fields was top book-kino

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STUPID FAT HOBBIT

Wetwang

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>The guy
>Satan himself

Gimli knows that to be a creature that fucked up a million dorfs, so he fears it. Legolas is not a noldor, but a shittier silvan.

That's no excuse for jobbing but nice trips

based

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is orlando bloom white? he looks like my algerian friend

no

Ian has his thumb up his bum

Did other countries have shitty memedubs of lotr or was that something uniquely swedistani?

Based.

TO-MA-TOE

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>he doesn't remember Bring your Pussy Face to my Ass

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Rip white people
-amazon

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this is race mixings and probably jewish genocide propaganda
t. regards /poll/

raid them
rot them
blame it on the jew

Best character in the entire film series.

youtube.com/watch?v=k6C8SX0mWP0
youtube.com/watch?v=BKIgv8AhffA

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It began with the forging of the Great Flight Plan. Three were given to Smee, Mai Men, wisest and fairest of all guys. Seven to Doctor Paveleer, great thinker and scientist of the nuclear physics. And nine, nine plans were gifted to the race of Juan Offu, who above all else desire to be in charge. For within these plans was bound the strength and the will to fly so good. But they were all of them deceived, for a master plan was made. Deep in the land of Gotham, in the Rising Fires of Wayne Enterprises, the Masketta Man Bane forged a master plan, and into this plan he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to crash every plane.

One big guy to rule them all.

One by one, the free lands of Middle Earth-52 crashed to the power of the Plan, but there were some who felt in charge. A last alliance of cops and caped crusaders marched against the armies of Bane, and on the very slopes of Wayne Manor, they fought for the freedom of Middle Earth-52. Victory was near, but the power of the plan could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Batman, son of Thomas, took up his father’s creed.

Bane, enemy of the free peoples of Middle Earth-52, was defeated. The Plan passed to Batman, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the planes of bats are easily crashed. And the plan of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Batman, to the breaking of his body.

Crashing this pasta
WITH NO SURVIVORS

And some things that should not have been filed with the agency were lost. Legends rise. Legends became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the plan gathered dust at the agency. Until, when chance came, it ensnared another bearer.

It came to the creature Pavel, who took it deep into the hills of the Uzbekistan. And there it consumed him. The plan gave to Pavel unnatural short stature. For five hundred years it poisoned him, and in the gloom of Masketta Man's hummer, it waited. Shitposting crept back into the boards of the chans. Rumor grew of a janitor on Yea Forums, whispers of a angry transexual, and the Plan of Power perceived its time had come. It abandoned Pavel, but then something happened that the Plan did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, Bill Wilson, of the Agency.

For the time will soon come when small guys will shape the fortunes of all.

NÚMENÓR'D

I wonder what it'll be like.

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Jesus fuck man

>Who would have thought one so big could endure so much Bane?

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>tries to betray Ungoliant
>she fucks him up
>he cries like a bitch
>you can still hear his screams to this day
>he calls in his Balrogs to jump her because he got his ass beat 1v1
Was Melkor a nigger?

if stars align right, Cthulu can end the world, meaning he could end the Balrog and everything else along with it if he gets the chance. Presumably he's more equal with Morgoth, but since these are different settings with different rules of power we can't really know for sure.

let's assume middle earth is in the same universe as the elder gods of lovecraft

could the valar defeat cthulhu

Based

I MUST HAVE IT
PRECIOUS TREASURE

youtube.com/watch?v=IoyToHOWSV8
lmao fuck your trees Yavanna

I DESERVE IT

It's funny how NiME gives you that impression that the source material is actually exciting.

Oh lord he comin'

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Mr. Baggins, Dwalin at your service.

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>Christopher Lee made sure to create multiple metal releases before he died, even in his 90's
>two albums about Charlemagne and some songs about Don Quixote and vampires
>"as far as I am concerned, Don Quixote is the most metal fictional character that I know"
unbelievably based

Don Quijote was a faggot tho

what is this joke?

Lmfao should have seen it coming

Saruman not sauronman yo idiot. Different languages as well with different etiology.

>Sauronman
I'm pretty sure he meant this

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>Talion the palantir! Do not fuck the spider, Talion. Talion NO!

>Saruman was as close to a smile as Frodo had ever seen him
>"Kneel and swear to the Dark Lord...or you will be knelt."

Absolutely based.

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tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Nameless_Things

>Nameless Things were creatures that are said to have dwelled in the depths of Arda (though they are only known to have lived under the Misty Mountains). They tunnelled deeper than any dwarf would ever go.[1]

>They were described by Gandalf as very ancient, but their actual origin is unknown. Their nature or appearance are a mystery, but since they are as old as the world, they must have been a part of the Ainulindalë[2] or (since Sauron knew them not), a by-product of it.

>"Far, far below the deepest delving of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day."
― Gandalf

G-g-guys, does this mean there is lovecraftian shit underneath Arda?

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I really like how Gandalf has not really used any magic up to this point in the movie. And then when the Balrog shows up he doesn't start casting frost bolts at it or some fucking sperglord larp fantasy like that. No he just shows off some ring that he got that has some fancy name, Flame of Anor or something, which has a power that we can only guess at, and basically somehow this one old man is able to hold off a giant fire breathing demon by some power we cant see and all we have to go off is vague reference and innuendo. And so, Tolkien was a genius, and I have to give credit to Jackson and to the studio too, because it had to be really really tempting to just cgi in some ice lances or arcane torrents or some fucking dumb thing, and they didnt they didnt show us anything they just let us imagine it, and its all the better for it.

Was it autism?

>high school honors english
>teach is bretty cool
>start talking to him about the lotr movies
>"yeah but it was kind of stupid how they didn't show the scouring of the shire"
>"whats the scouring of the shire user"?
>mfw
how the fuck was I supposed to take that class seriously after that?

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>Was Melkor a nigger?
His entire history is him either breaking or stealing pretty things out of pique.
You be the judge.

>high school honors english teacher
>clearly passionate about everything he has us read
>I haven't read lotr in high school, teacher talks about how he was disappointed in some student who didn't think it had enough action
>goes on to say he was disappointed the scouring wasn't included
Every time I remember that man he seems more based.

eh probably just lava demons, I imagine obby warriors from runescape most likely

Finna watch the extended hobbit 1 tonight since ive exhausted lotr

Based WoT poster.

>Durin’s Bane!

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Sauce?
This turns me on

>I really like how Gandalf has not really used any magic up to this point
He had, though. He used it when he was facing the Ringwaiths on Weathertop, and (working together with Elrond) in the flood at the Ford, and again to make a fire to keep the Fellowship from freezing when they were trapped in the snow on Caradhras, and lastly when trying to seal the door at the top of the stairs when they escape the Chamber of Mazarbul. Don't recall how much of that is skipped in the movie, though.

>No he just shows off some ring that he got that has some fancy name, Flame of Anor or something, which has a power that we can only guess at
Narya, the red ring of fire. One of the Three made for the Elves by Celebrimbor (which he had given to Cirdan the shipwirght, who in turn give it to Gandalf). Gandalf does not actually mention it here by name, and in the book, the ring is not seen here, either. In the books, it is only finally revealed at the very end, at the Grey Havens. The first (and until the end, only) of the Three which we see in the books is Galadriel's white ring, Nenya (which she reveals only to Frodo).

That "flame of Anor" (a pharse which is used nowhere else except this passage) refers to Narya is actually speculation on Jackson's part. Not everyone shares that interpretation: in fact, many believe it unlikely that Gandalf would thus have deliberately revealed it to an enemy, when the present locations and bearers of the Three were, in fact, forbidden to speak of openly (even at the Council of Elrond, we are told "of them it is not permitted to speak," and Aragorn later reprimands Frodo for mentioning Galadriel's ring). The phrase literally means "flame of the Sun," and in earlier manuscripts, Tolkien referred instead to the "White Flame," which would not have anything to do with Narya. Also, the fact that it follows directly on Gandalf calling himself a "servant of the Secret Fire" (meaning Illuvatar) speaks against it referring to the ring.

>GARD
>GARD
>GARD

No, he was Bi when it suited him.

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it was a different time

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better version

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checked and kek'd

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>commanded
The book says nothing of any "command," only that Isildur would not heed the "counsel" of Elrond and Cirdan (who, together with Elrond, had stood by Gil-galad). At any rate, they had no authority to command Isildur, as they were or equal rank.

They were on the lower slopes of the mountain, and Isildur knew exactly what it was. He didn't "just find it": he had to cut the damned thing off of Sauron's hand with the hilt-shard of his dead father's sword, and it burned his hand so badly that it never fully healed. That he announced "This I will have as weregild for my father, and my brother," in response to Elrond and Cirdan pleading with him to destroy it, indicates that he knew full well what he had.

which subreddit did you get this pepe?

came here to post this

lol shut up nerd

You must be 18+ to post on this site.

lmao do you even have sex

Ask your mom.

that incel comeback lmfao

Holy shit I choked

No, seriously, ask your mom.

lol cope harder neckbeard

I'm not the one insulting people on the internet.

imagine knowing the names of all characters in a children's book but never seeing a pussy in your life LMAO

why are you here again?

Heh. Not that it's relevant in the least, but I'd be willing to wager that I have seen considerably more than you have. But w/e. If you need to derail perfectly good threads to get off, then I think I know who the pathetic one is here. You're only confirming my original suspicion that you're probably about 13 (the fact that you clearly know where the SHIFT key is, but can't be bothered to capitalize or punctuate properly is another piece of evidence). At any rate, I'm not going to waste any more time on you. Good night.

Shit should have posted it here

No looks like a shoe.

Most of the cast is perfect especially in Hobbit, funnily enough, but she could have been better.

What actor could play Ibra Eldis?

LMFAO look at this nerd he's so fucking mad he got BTFO he's ranting about grammar

this is what not having sex does to your brain

gandalfspins.ytmnd.com/

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>lmfao
>LMFAO
>LMAO
>buzzwords

Imagine not wanting to be a lorefag. Good job shitting up a good thread for your pointless (you)s though. You're both being faggots. The absolute state of Yea Forums. Lorefag shoulda just never replied after dropping lore.

AYO BARLOG COMIN´

>respond to troll
>criticize others for responding to troll

> *cuts out the most important part of the story: the scouring of the shire*
what a hack

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>lorefag
holy shit this fucking mouth breathing incel ROFLMAO

i can see why they didnt put it in the film. what i cant see is why it wasnt filmed and put in a directors cut/dvd extra disc

I can't be the only one to think that Tolkien's universe is pretty lame, right?
LotR is a great read but the lore isn't anything special

It is lame, but it's also comfy.

>tfw can spend hours reading through the lotr wiki pages
there's just so much stuff, it's all so interesting.

Missed a chance to film 5ft Merry and 5ft Pippin forever buffed by Ent-draught killing shit.

Lost hard hahahahha

Fookin neva
Wb can rot in hell for that dogshit colour grade of lotr 2k bluerays

there's not a lot of meat, but what's there is interesting. Certain lines in Tolkien's books spark more imagination in me than (most) books or films in their entirety.

I want to see a Children of Hurin movie/series

Eight that are here, yet nine there were that set out from Rivendale; tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.

A moomumi of milkydrops

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Why didn't she know Gandalf was getting pumped with Vala juice? Aren't the Elves aware that the Gods had sent him on a mission and could just respawn with better stats if he died?

the gen x's that made them finally found something to do with their lives

There is nothing compared to that moment he jumps out of the fire
Nothing
That was the top of monster cinema and i doubt itll ever be topped

Morgoth was such an asshole in this part

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I just want to experience the trilogy for the first time again ;_;

Based

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>"Now it begins" roared the Balrog
>"Noi it foucking ends" replied Gandalf
>"Oi m8 where's mu foucking sista" said Legolas.
>And the slampigs at the bar applauded.

Truly epic.

fucking this, imagine if they kept it in the movies. Boromir and Gimli had more to do in the books

sauce plx
gib milkies

c-could you imagine if its kino? talkin like just full lore rich