How would you adapt Metal Gear Solid to film?
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Snake, be careful, that's Apu, it's a different kind of frog from what you're used to. It was originally developed by as a codevelepod project with a finnish bureau during the cold war, from the blueprint of our own frog, Pepe, or SDFRG-01 as you know it. Just like Pepe it's a weapon used mainly for psychological warfare, but unlike Pepe it's supposed to evoke some sense of compassion in the target, something that eventually devolves into existential dread and depression. Don't let it hug you Snake, and don't hug it either, many of our own operatives being hugged by Apu have suffered of crushing, chronic depression, and have been later found dead in finnish saunas after having eaten too much Mämmi.
Remember, he's not your "fren", don't listen to him no matter what, focus on your mission.
Do a streamlined version of the first Metal Gear Solid game or do Ghost Babel as a fuck you. Ghost Babel is really good and I'm tired of people sleeping on it.
Not by adding that little homo.
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Ah-bloo-bloo!!!!!!
Cute
>dude apu is like soooo cute!!
I would remove half of the dialogues and that trash would still be more chatty than a Tarantino flick.
Kill yourself avatarfagging shitposter
AH-BLOO-BLOO, SNAKE!
>SNAKE, DON'T LET AMERICANS WRITE YOUR CHARACTER! THEY'RE GONE COMPLETELY MAD ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PACIFIC!
I'd go full magical realism and tragicomedy and do a rough adaptation of The Shocking Conspiracy Behind Shadow Mose novella:
>Daniel Radcliff is a gumshoe conspiracy journalist who deadfishes himself into shadow moses post-operation
>Daniel goes up the tunnel elevator in an iconic throwback to the main title
>Finds the rotting body of Baker and ocelots spent rounds
>Finds a burnt out tank
>stumbles on the remains of psycho mantis and somewhat crazed Hal
>Hal was also drawn to shadow moses
>Hal has spent weeks combing thru security footage and walking the base with the wolf dogs to find out what happened--surviving soley on the bases huge stores of peanutbutter
>Hal asks the journalist if he has some MREs, Noodles, or Calorie Mate because PB is driving him insane
>."... Sorry...Just peanut butter"
>The film gradually shifts to a full on narrative of Snake's infiltration where he battles Grey Fox, Mantis, Raven, Wolf and Liquid
>it's never really clear whether the supernatural elements are real or not but the journalist fully believes that they occured and accepts them.
>The end of the movie is Hal and the journalist finding rock covered graves of solid and liquid, who according to Hal both died of foxdie.
>Hal uncovers some rocks on solid's grave to get a sample of tissue for testing to expose Foxdie to the world
>Snake's body is gone. There is just a 6'×3' box with "THE ORANGE"
>Hal and the journalist smile and the gaelic song plays
apu shoots soys
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I've played ever MGS like 10 times but have no idea what you're referencing with "the orange"
That frog is looking in the wrong direction, based on the radar.
Not MGS1.
Write an original story about the time Otacon and Snake spent dismantling metul gears all over the world as Philanthropy.
If you'd try to adapt one of the games it'd inevitably be shit.
That's the camera in the photo pointing that direction.
Make escape from new york
That just raised further questions! Does the little frogboy not have perceptive abilities? Is it that the soliton radar cannot itself perceive what the frog can perceive?
Bourne + Mission Impossible = MGS
It's kind of a meh idea to turn that into a movie.
SNAKE! HE'S NOT APPEARING ON RADAR! SOMETHINGS WRONG, DONT GO NEAR HIM!
>Typed that entire sentence within 20 seconds of the OP creating the thread.
I'm calling shenanigans, faggot
>that entire sentence
defy all expectations by making it a drama about the Emmerich family.
>film opens with Huey riding his dinghy back to shore
>forcefully raises little Otacon to be a technical genius like himself
>Otacon plays "house" with Emma
>Otacon cucks his own father
>Huey drowns himself in a pool, dragging Emma in with him
>Emma hates Otacon for not saving him
>Otacon runs away
>the end
I guarantee Kojima's already scripted all this out.
They already did. It was called Captain America: The Winter Solider.
I know you started this thread just to post your pasta, but im letting you know im ok with it
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oh just some cardboard box reference
could have literally just said there was a cardboard box in the grave and that'd have been funnier
MGS2 was very red pilled and ahead of its time