Is anyone actually going to watch this shit?

seriously, nigga?
youtube.com/watch?v=C6c-bCSSKMo

Tim Burton still doing cocaine at 60.

How?

There aren’t any talking animals at all in the new movie. Dumbo is a side character in a movie about circus performers.

My mom wants to see it and wants me to go

what time period is original dumbo set in? 1890s?

i don't get the epigraph of that picture

theyre going to have extended scenes where Dumbo gets kicked and beat up by circus goers for being "different"

all of the iger-era disney "live-action" films are ugly as sin (with the exception of tron legacy)

Burton hasn't made a good movie since Big Fish

I was going to watch it because of mommy-Eva, but now sure now. Some reviews said she is barely in the movie.

It befuddles me why people are excited for Disney live-action adaptations.

It's so creatively bankrupt and lazy, yet... people are salivating for it.

Disney will buy all unsold tickets and call it a success anyway.

Yup. It's sad and I don't understand what the hell happened to him. He's made his share of kino.

LoL what is that? Did you just print the web page to read it? Lmao

>Big Fish
patrician detected

Jim Crow is now Jim Freeman voiced by Michael B Jordan. He is intelligent and has a six pack and is also dating a white dove voiced by Katy Perry.

they aren't slaves, they're poor circus workers
slaves didn't get any pay

I be done seen bout errything

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Eva Green is in it so I'll go for her tits.

I thought thevsame thing when i started seeing bargain bin sewuels to their festures, like Bambi 2, Mulan 2, Beauty and thr Beast 2, Return of Jafar; I was like, what the fuck are they doing? And when I realized they were greedy fucks, I began to hate them.

Good Disney died with Walt, and the best of Disney died after the 90s.

BOY DEM CITY FOLKS IS SURE IN FOR A SUP-RISE

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kek

OP why are you reading a newspaper? Are you 60 years old?

>a movie about mutts
FTFY

>find some fucking mutant elephant sleeping in your tree
>convince him he can fly, hoping he’ll hurt himself
These guys were pretty based

Eva Green doesn't even get the girls out, whats the point

Yea Forums cries when directors have no voice and follow whatever the evil Disney wants them to do. Yea Forums cries when directors and writers make artistic choices and focus on things that Disney normally wouldn't do.

She is not gonna do nude scenes anymore. She is tired of people only know her for nudity on screen.

disney (and pixar) have always done edgy, manipulative scenes

>Big Fish

Am I a pussy for crying at the end of the movie? It hit me so unexpectedly and hard, holy fuck. I was full on sobbing it was ridiculous

Shame. She has a gift. Gifts, rather.

Eurotrash.

>Is anyone actually going to watch this shit?
I doubt it, most people don't seem to give a shit about Dumbo.

not at all, it's literally one of his best movies and pretty much the only one that balances the burton craziness with an actual grounded story

No. There's a reason the embargo only just lifted. The films rotten as fuck

Damn, this is kino. I forgot how much I liked this movie as a four year old.

>racist crows
This is the stupidest meme.
They are good crows.

I don't even like the original Dumbo, Pinocchio is so much better

>WELL AH-DO SHO DONE SEEN E'YTHING, BUT I SHO DONE NEVER SEEN NO CITY SLICKER IN A FAN-SAY GERMANIC CAR

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Based crows.
Why do people get so upset about this?
They do realize that were black people like this back then?

The 40s but Disney was butthurt for the unions

I was at the circus when an elephant suddenly defecated. The guy behind me sang I BE DONE SEEN JUST 'BOUT EVERYTHING WHEN I SEE AN ELEPHANT PIE

B A S E D
A
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Clown Porn

They get upset because there are black people like that right now.

Exactly, why is that bad? Don't liberals love minority representation?

>Jim Crowe laws
>The gang leader is called Jim Crow
I like the crows too but I can see why some people find it offensive. At least Disney didn't cut that scene from the original movie, for now.

No one is going to watch the movie, but that’s okay, because it was only made to launder money and evade taxes.

>Am I a pussy for crying at the end of the movie? It hit me so unexpectedly and hard, holy fuck. I was full on sobbing it was ridiculous
No; the point of the ending was to punch your emotions in the gut.

>Leonard Maltin also agreed that critics may be overreacting to the crows:
>"There has been considerable controversy over the Black Crow sequence in recent years, most of it unjustified. The crows are undeniably black, but they are black characters, not blackstereotypes. There is no denigrating dialogue, or Uncle Tomism in the scene, and if offence is to be taken in hearing blacks call each other "brother," then the viewer is merely being sensitive to accuracy."

>Indeed, Michael Wilmington even goes so far as to refer to the crows as "father figures," self-assured individuals who are "obvious parodies of proletarian blacks." He describes the crows as the most entertaining part of the film.
>"Far from being shambling, oafish Step 'n' Fetchit types- -the boiling point for any attack on racial stereotypes- -Jim Crow and his "brothers" are the snappiest, liveliest, most together characters in the film. They are tough and generous. They bow down to no one. And, of course, it is they who "teach" Dumbo to fly."

instead they cut out an entire movie Songs of the South

That's another topic. Fun fact: Uncle Walt wanted James Baskett as uncle Remus but for the laws in Virginia, he couldn't assist to the premiere of his own movie.

Jim Crow was just a generic term for Southern blacks, like Johnny Rebel or Billy Yank was for whites.

This, why do leftists hate positive portrayals of funny black people?

This

No one asked you, Mike Milbury.

Children and women, but I repeat myself.

our office gets newspaper deliveries

Caricatures aren't racist, I wish people would realize this.

they have no objective standards, walt disney wasn't on their team so they culture war against him

Fun fact: Historically, many circuses would refuse to hire black workmen. This was because white labor workers would refuse to work alongside blacks (and vice versa), so the circus would have to employ either an entirely white work team or an entirely black one. Circuses were more inclined towards white teams if they were going to be passing through predominantly white states, because many workers would be killed or incapacitated on the job due to bad work conditions and the absence of labor laws, and it was really important to the business to be able to change them out quickly on the road. That, and circuses that were billing themselves as “family friendly” were often worried the presence of too many blacks in their train would hurt sales. Usually the only american black people in the employment of a circus would be the band stationed in front of the freakshow tent, and rarely maybe a couple of exceptional acts.

Children aren't going to want to see this

>he's posting on here from work
that's a yikes from me

Those guys weren’t slaves. They explicitly state in the lyrics that they are being paid. And that the piss all their money away immediately, probably on booze, gambling, and hookers. Aw, what a wholesome time it was.

Carnivale

NEET life is too boring

I might go see it if only for Devito.

>Dumbo, your mother was a dirty, dirty whoor

Shutup nigga
I don't find a problem with this they are just roadies and roughneck carnie folk
Imagine how badly this would get taken out of context today

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Same here. That movie hit me incredibly hard.

>We get our pay just by watchin' kids on circus day

That's when all the animation talent jumped ship to vidya and tv hence the huge explosion of amazingly animated kids TV and movies from non Disney studios as well as animated video games and a revival in the digital drawn/scan era
They chucked all their best talent who now exclusively work for tv
Weird how fucking over all the talent produces complete shit.
Double edged sword too because alot of those animators where multi talented so they chucked the baby out with the bath water + lowering the barrier to entry with 3dcgi shit since 1995

Somehow Moana exists in a vacuum and its straight out of the 90s that movie was a fluke

>(((Rottenberg)))
also
>"For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide" 4 stars
top kek

Yeah it's not. It's shit

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I've seen commercials. it looks ugly and stupid. not cute at all. Riding on top of Dumbo looks like animal cruelty to me.

I SENSE THIS MOVIE WILL BE BASED

BUT ONLY IF BURTON DOES THE LSD SOAKED PINK ELEPHANTS SET PIECE

Watch the US daily news and Congress.

Let me guess, no crows?

as long as there are no black people

>grab that rope you hairy ape

christ Raimi

freaks

The scene where Devito rapes Dumbo was out of left field. I guess the rumors were true that Raimi helped Burton with the script.

Kids.

Watch it do more than Alita and Shazam.

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IS the pink elephant parade in at least?

>The song will be featured in the Disney live action remake, directed by Tim Burton.[3]

Was Dumbo anti-semetic in the original as well? It's been a while since I saw it.

I'm having my doubts about that. This is reminding me of Mary Poppins Returns. The young parents have no nostalgia for it and the kids have never seen the original because the parents didn't care enough to show them

It was anti-unionizing, I know that much.

memes aside, all of walt disney's output up to WWII was his best and greatest works.

Santa Sangre

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>photo of a newspaper
Are we in the 00s or something?

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Frankenweenie is a really good film

>take movie about a funny elephant and his struggles that are helped by other animals
>make it about humans who didn't exist, or weren't even a major part of the story

Anyone know why they cut Aurora's version of Baby amine from it? They used it in the trailers.

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UP TO AND INCLUDING WW2, HIS WAR PROPAGANDA WAS SOME OF HIS BEST WORK

HILARIOUSLY RACIST SHIT, ESPECIALLY AGAINST THE NIPS LMAO

WEEBS BTFO

i cant get into his wwii era stuff, all low budget package films
>three caballeros
>saludos amigos
>make mine music

Jesus Christ, Gunn!

Mary Poppins was a decent sequal to film and even had some soul, ofc it flopped. This is sequal to cartoon that is still included in every "feed your kid this shit while you don't care and leave them with tv" set and has all the magnum dong jokes and shitty cgi for normies.

OH NO NO NO NO

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on one side, it's a shitty Disney remake...but on the other hand mommy's in it.

I don't know what to do, help me bros!

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Watch something else with her in it at home

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

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I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

From my hanging around blacks (kek), you pick up on certain things. Like how most of them fit within one standard deviation from the center politically. Moreover, they hate being stereotyped, so they like doing this thing where they defy stereotypes. One of the stereotypes is the comedian, namely the Minstrel Show. You'll notice phrases like "black twitter" and "black vines," where black guys are reduced to The Funny Guy. To the point that if you say something or do something funny as a black guy, you're now The Funny Guy. Liberals will automatically assume that you're naturally funny, and if you're not cracking jokes, you're being oppressed.

No, liberals will not notice that using "black twitter" and "black vines is inherently segregation, nor classifying black dudes as The Funny Guy is a stereotype by itself. Black dudes fucking hate liberals (this is why Get Out resonates with them so much) and the smarter ones manipulate liberals.

You sound like a gay retard I hope you know that

Found this on the wiki page:

>Writing for The A.V. Club, Katie Rife gave the film a "B-" and wrote "...characters are just there to keep the story moving, to provide awestruck reaction shots as we move from oddly muted spectacle to agreeable callback to the heartwarming happy ending. And yes, these are all symptoms of the same relentless conformist drumbeat the film is critiquing in its script. But what's more Disney than Disney controlling the ways in which a filmmaker can critique Disney?"[47]

And there you have it. Disney sacrificed Dumbo to shut down anyone claiming that they control critics. It's not even the first time they sacrifice a product for the company's profit.

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this

>oddly muted spectacle
*DEEP CONCERN*

I WANT MY 50 MILLION DOLLAR PINK ELEPHANT CGI SEQUENCE

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my friends get pissed off at me whenever i get triggered that timothy isn't in this film

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This, they essentially got an allowance/pittance irregularly, which they immediately wasted which is famous amoung blacks even in africa. "if I have money I drink all day, if I am broke in the morning no matter, I drink water" The negros inability to comprehend saving money is infamous and continues to this day.

>From my hanging around blacks (kek),

I dont get it. Why is that funny

>the viewer is merely being sensitive to accuracy
That about sums up modern sensibilities.

Just look outside your window

CLOWN WORLD!

HONK HONK

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Niggers have always been the minstrel race. This goes back to egypt.

Tim Burton’s formula is getting old
youtu.be/hJY8vDxRK74

water for the elephants

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it was originally a minstrel character. I don't really think the crows are racist (and wouldn't care if they were) but that's why people were mad, because they're loosely minstrel caricatures

>edgier
>takes out the racism
wot?